The Love Cycle of Me and Lao Gong's Love [Quick Transmigration]

A tender green cucumber was peeled,

loosely patted into pieces,

Drizzle with oil and vinegar,

Mix it with mashed garlic to make a cold dish.

knife light flying,

Sticking to Ruan Mo's white fingertips,

Tomatoes are quickly dismembered,

Turn into several ovals dusted with sugar.

Don't ask him why there are all cold dishes.

It's been less than half a month since I moved here,

Going against the will of the world, almost frightened Li Hai into a madman, and delayed the relationship between Lu Jiaqi and the male partner. The end is——

Where did he touch,

It's about to explode!

I still remember the first day he just moved in, he opened the refrigerator and wanted to cook a big meal, and there was a boom,

The insurance company paid him 5 in damages...

Then,

The electrical appliances in the newly rented house seem to have turned into all kinds of crunchy,

As long as he touches a little bit,

Immediately divided into bomb-bombs,

risk your life,

Also try to die with Ruan Mo.

a frequency of at least one a day,

The insurance company immediately called the police.

"110,

There's a scammer here! "

……

As witty as Ruan Mo, after understanding the revenge method of the will of the world, he used the fastest speed to make the property stop the natural gas in his kitchen.

Although this avoids the tragedy of burning down a building,

but,

He has eaten cold dishes for half a month!

Three small dishes were served on the plate, and there was no accident for dinner today. Could it be that his bad luck has come to an end?

Ruan Mo raised his eyebrows, just thinking about it, the handle of the newly bought kitchen knife broke for no reason, and when he raised his hand, the blade brushed against his ear with a cold light, and almost cut off his neck.

"..." Ruan Mo brushed off the severed hair on his cheek calmly, picked up the kitchen knife from the ground, and poured cold water on it to the chopping board.

Misfortune is not a disease, it is fatal when it is fierce.

He endured. .

Cucumber, tomato, radish and preserved eggs, plus red meat buns.

Ruan Mo picked up a chopsticks of cold dishes, chewed them slowly, raised his head and looked at Hong Li next to him, "Little fish, take a break, you have been practicing for a long time."

Hongli drooped his eyes and meditated, his black hair was casually draped behind his shoulders, his Adam's apple moved, and a bead of sweat slid down the side of his face.

He can't rest, one month will pass soon, and if he misses that day, he will have to wait another ten years.

Seeing that he was not moving, Ruan Mo put down the bun and blew at him.

The sweet breath was mixed with a stream of pure aura, Hong Li gasped for breath, choked, and opened his eyes.

"...Is it getting dark?" Hong Li didn't know what to think of, and suddenly blushed, and sat down opposite Ruan Mo, eating sullenly.

"Yeah, I'm going to trouble you again."

"..."

Ruan Mo can't touch electrical appliances.

Then comes the first question - how does he bathe?

You know, no matter how handsome you are, if you don't take a bath for more than three days in this summer... don't mention it.

.

The black-haired boy squatted obediently in the bathtub, his chin resting on his arm, and looked sideways at Hong Li, who was short of breath.

"I, I'm going to start."

The red eyes involuntarily floated to the ceiling, he pinched the magic formula, and warm water flowed from his fingertips, gurgling into the porcelain white bathtub, the temperature was moderate, and the boy let out a sigh.

"It's so comfortable, let's add more." A smirk flashed in Ruan Mo's eyes, his voice was low, and his lazy tone meant something, which made his cheeks blush and the whole fish was bad.

He obediently increased the transmission of spiritual power. The warm water soaked the boy's black hair, sticking softly to his cheeks. His milk-like skin was soaked in hot water, making it even more magnificent. Smiling black eyes, like tiramisu that melts in the mouth, sweet and pleasant.

"..." Hongli's Adam's apple rolled, and she closed her eyes restrainedly, not daring to look too much, fumbled and threw a ball of bathing agent into the bathtub, dyeing the pool of water into a hazy green, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

"I, I'm going out." He turned his head and walked away. Suddenly, his long hair was grabbed and he froze in place.

Ruan Mo: "Little fish, how long has it been since you took a bath?"

"..." Hong Li said, "I don't need to wash it."

Ruan Mo bit his lower lip and smiled: "Xiao Yu, a sloppy man can't find a wife."

"!"

Then, Ruan Mo watched helplessly as he took one step back, another step, turned his back to him, and turned into a puff of white smoke.

The clothes fluttered to the ground, and a small bright red koi fell into the bathtub, as if choked by bathing agent, spit out a string of bubbles, and got into the corner farthest from Ruan Mo.

Ruan Mo stroked his forehead: "...you come here for me."

The little red carp slowly swam over, with its back turned to Ruan Mo, he pinched its tail, lifted it upside down in the air, and looked at Ruan Mo awkwardly.

Ruan Mo: "...how ugly am I that you can't bear to look at me?"

The little red carp twisted its body, as if saying no.

"Transform me into a human form, immediately, immediately." Ruan Mo was a little angry, staring at it with beautiful black eyes, and poked its belly hard.

For this incomprehensible guy, just piss him off.

System, he really has 85% affection for me, are you kidding me?

The system complained: "Although I don't really believe it, it probably might be true."

.

Hong Li broke free from his fingertips, fell into the water with ripples, slowly transformed into a human shape, straightened up, her ears were red.

... This guy, it seems that his confession that day has overdrawn his guts for the next ten years.So, never got along with him again!

Just falling in love and then stopping abruptly, this feeling of grievance is comparable to a Haagen-Dazs without a bite and falling into the mud.

"Kiss me." Ruan Mo pursed his lips and stared at him fiercely.

Hong Li glanced back at him quickly, with drops of water hanging on her thick eyelashes, with a shy expression, she shook her head.

Ruan Mo's eyelids twitched, and he opened his mouth with a classic three-line sentence, "Say, do you not love me anymore?"

Hongli hurriedly said: "No."

He seemed to be trying to explain something, but he was stuck when he opened his mouth, his face was so hot that he could fry an egg.

He, how is he going to explain that he hasn't reached the estrus period... There are so many things that he has more energy than energy?

No, you can't say it, you can't say it even if you beat him to death, you can't say it even if you kill him, it's better to let him die if you tell him.

This is about dignity, and he also wants to save face.

A pair of arms wrapped around his waist. Although the movements were slow and gentle, the tone of the owner of the arms gave him a chill down his back.

"Little fish." Ruan Mo rested his chin on his shoulder, threatening, "Do you know that you are so angry that I want to fall in love with you..."

Hong Li trembled all over, wiped the water off her face, and finally said, "Wait for me, there are still two weeks."

He turned to look at Ruan Mo, his clear red eyes were burning with passion no less than his, his slightly feminine handsome face showed restraint, he kissed him hoarsely, his chest was hot.

"At that time, you can think about it a few times."

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At the end of June, the sky in City B was dark and thick, and there were thunderous thunderstorms.The wind rolled up the skirts of the branches, and the rustling shook the cicadas.

Lu Jiaqi, who had been missing for a month, returned to school with a high profile. She had a fair complexion in sunglasses and a windbreaker, and her long hair was dyed wine red. Sitting in the back seat of the McLaren-p1 limited edition supercar, she stepped out of her slender legs wrapped under the windbreaker and shorts.

Two bodyguards followed her all the way to the School of Design. The door of the study room was pushed open. Lu Jiaqi leaned on the door frame, her indifferent gaze fell directly on the crowd, piercing like a blade.

"Get out, don't make me rough."

Her voice was hoarse, as if it had been rough-ravaged by sandpaper, mixed with the texture of heavy metal, very different from the past, and extremely cold and gorgeous.

Such a powerful aura shocked all the former classmates speechless.

Xin Yu had a bad feeling, and forced himself to look directly at her calmly, showing his usual false smile.

"Squad leader, please take a leave of absence for me and the teacher, thank you."

Lu Jiaqi sneered and watched her pretend, until she walked in front of her, and suddenly slapped her on the face, so hard that Xin Yu staggered and hit her head on the table next to her.

With a bang, Xin Yu's forehead was smashed, and bright red blood flowed out.

The scene was silent for a moment, and the squad leader who had been secretly in love with Xin Yu immediately stood up and said angrily, "Lu Jiaqi, what are you doing!"

"Don't meddle in your own business, this woman is not something you can provoke."

Lu Jiaqi grabbed Xin Yu's short hair and lifted her up, kicked her on the stomach, shrunk her into a ball, and almost felt sick.

A classmate who didn't know where to go came to stop him, but was firmly blocked by two bodyguards.

Xin Yu cried and begged for mercy, "Lu Jiaqi, why did you beat me? I admit that I told you to go out that day, which caused you to be kidnapped, but I am also very anxious that you are missing, and I am also very worried about you!"

The disdainful glances from her classmates, mixed with jealousy and sarcasm, almost overwhelmed her.

"Shameless, I don't know who I offended by being a young lady by myself, and I have to blame my best friend when something happens, how can people be so cheap?"

"It's a good thing that Xin Yu still cleans her up every day, even quarreling with others because of her, she is so kind as to treat her like a donkey, bah!"

"It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes. How can I meet such a bitch?"

……

"Don't go too far!" Seeing the crush being humiliated, the squad leader spit fire in his eyes, pointed at Lu Jiaqi's nose through the obstruction of the bodyguards, and cursed: "Are you human, even if you really treat you well?" Anyone can be humiliated like this, shameless, and deserves to be kidnapped!"

Kidnapping deserves it.

Hearing this sentence, Lu Jiaqi's high-heeled shoes stepped on Xin Yu's face step by step from Xin Yu's stomach, and bent slightly, admiring her unwilling and depressed expression.

"Is it fun, the power you dream of is in my hands, and I will trample you on the soles of my feet!"

Xin Yu's pupils shrank, "What are you talking about, Jiaqi, what's wrong with you?"

"Pretending not to understand?" Lu Jiaqi raised her red lips, took off her sunglasses, and brushed back her charming long hair, with a smile on her face, her eyes were cold, "It's really funny, interesting, what's this called?"

She sneered and concluded, "Probably, a bitch has a bitch."

As she spoke, she kicked Xin Yu again, straightened her collar calmly, and put on her sunglasses.

"Take this woman and go."

The squad leader, who was ignored the whole time, gritted his teeth, "What are you doing, put her down, this is the school!"

Lu Jiaqi paused, took out a stack of materials from the pocket of the windbreaker, waved her hands smartly, and spread them all over the classroom.

"Poor, just as blind as I used to be."