Can I Connect To Your Wifi?

Xiao Yao did have such a bad habit.

When I feel irritable, I can either practice handwriting, write the word "annoying" on a whole page of rice paper, and throw it away, or just randomly pull someone out of the list and praise everything in the vote circle.

In most cases, Xiaoyao will choose to practice calligraphy and lower the ignition pressure, and the probability of the second situation tends to zero.

But there are always exceptions.

In the past, it was always his good buddies who suffered, but in the early years, Xiao Yao had already poisoned their circle of friends, and there was nothing new to poison.

It just so happened that the serialization of the author's comic series by the author Da Axie was running on his computer. In the comic, the two main characters coincidentally were having a meal, so he rushed to the author's Weibo and made a monster on the author's Weibo.

Afterwards, he tossed and turned on the bed, thinking that it would be bad to scare the author, after all, his behavior was out of style and a bit reckless.

So Xiaoyao got up from the bed in the middle of the night, rewarded the author with a big apology, and attached a sentence of apology.

"I'm sorry for being impulsive last night and causing troubles in your life. I actually like your works very much. Please continue to work hard."

Incomparably literary and high-spirited, among the comments of "drive the car to the edge of the city", "fuck him and fuck him", "eating is really sweet", Ti Xiao saw this comment with a unique style at a glance .

Open the author's backstage and look, oh well, one zero, two zeros and three zeros, money blinded my eyes.

A tip from "passby".

What's the matter, this really needs my attention.

"Thank you, my gold master." After Ti Xiao raised his hand and replied to the user, he continued to argue with his editor.

Guapai has a new author, who used to be an illustrator, and his skills are good, but it's the first time a big girl has been on the sedan chair to serialize comics.

Because it is a new author, the popularity is not high, and the serialization is a bit bleak. Guapi wondered if he could ask Ti Xiao to forward it on Weibo to help attract some popularity. After all, Ti Xiao is an old author, with many fans on Weibo and published experience.

Edit Guapipi: This is his Penguin, and its id is Desperate Duckneck, please chat with him, thank you

Ti Xiao's penguin avatar is his Weibo avatar, with a soaring hair, which has been used for quite a long time.

I thought the avatar of the other party would be something, but I didn't expect it to be a pink kitten, and the tone of the speech was also cute, and the cute little expressions jumped out one after another, looking like a little cute girl.

Desperate duck neck: Whoa, whoa, Mrs. Bobobo! 【Little Meow Rolling】

I have read your comics since I was a child, and I am your little fan [Bixin]

These two sentences strangled Ti Xiao's "Hello" on the keyboard.

"Madam" generally describes a female artist in the circle, while Ti Xiao is a man, and Ti Xiao only started serializing comics when he was a junior in junior year. Where did he come from when he was young?

After whispering a few words of bb in his heart, Ti Xiao still sent out the sentence of hello.

After a few simple greetings, Ti Xiao saw that it was almost noon, and Ti Nanyi wouldn't be here today, so he wanted to wander around the convenience store for lunch.

Desperate duck neck: Madam, do you want lunch? What did you have for lunch?I want to eat too [saliva]

Originally, Ti Xiao planned to stop talking until lunch, but he just kept tangling up and asking questions, until Ti Xiao finished shopping and queued up to check out, Duck Neck was still arguing with him, and the style of painting was getting more and more erratic. , Ti Xiao, who has a good temper, is also a bit annoyed, he only picks his own things, and occasionally replies him with two words.

Desperate duck neck: Ma'am, I have a question to ask you, but you must promise not to hit me, are you really a male author? 【kitten acting like a spoiled child】

Ti Xiao rolled his eyes angrily, you are quite self-aware and know that I am going to beat you.

Most of the authors in this circle are female authors, basically rotten women, and male authors basically belong to a rare species like giant pandas.

Ti Xiao ignored her, but saw the duck neck continue to bb.

Desperate Duck Neck: Then let me ask another question, don’t hit me too [cute]

If you ask again, I will let your neck taste the taste of despair.

It's a pity that the duck neck didn't know that Ti Xiao had already twisted her neck into a marijuana flower in his heart, and then asked——

Desperate Duck Neck: So... are you a sex man who loves men?

Ti Xiao twitched his eyebrows a few times, and asked about the privacy of his mouth, so he didn't know how she lived to such an old age?

Title Nanyi is more pleasing to the eye than her.

Just as he was about to reply something like "knock in? Knock in? You eat lemons", a strange smell suddenly approached, with the fresh smell of fresh snow, making Ti Xiao turn his head abruptly.

Then I saw the magnified handsome face of Xiaoyao, the distance from my cheek was no more than five centimeters, and I could clearly see the fine hairs on his face and the crow-feather eyelashes, which was a distance that could be kissed with a light touch. .

There was warm breath sweeping across the face, itching.

To be precise, Xiaoyao's net height is 188, and one day he will be able to run to 190 in thick-soled Martin boots.

Coincidentally, this is what he is wearing today. His long legs are wrapped under black jeans, his slender neck is blocked by a white turtleneck sweater, he wears a black windbreaker to open his arms, and he wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses to get all the red cards for fouls from the referee. .

In this way, he needs to bend slightly when standing with 173's Ti Xiao. From behind, it looks like his head is resting on his shoulders, as intimate and ambiguous as a lover.

However, who knows who is so embarrassing.

Ti Xiao froze for a moment, then suddenly remembered that his hair seemed to be washed yesterday.

When Xiaoyao turned his face away from the question, his consciousness froze for a second.

He swears that he didn't mean to look at other people's mobile phone screens, but just happened to come to the convenience store to buy things, and seeing Ti Xiao in line, he wanted to go up to say hello and discuss something about dinner.

Then the altitude and the glasses I wore today got into trouble.

A little girl with soaring hair pulled her head and fell into his eyes.

Xiao Yao felt a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before, and subconsciously moved closer to see if it was the one in his memory.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he squinted his eyes and leaned over, Xiao Yaoji turned his face away. Fortunately, he braked in time to stop his movement, otherwise the two would probably kiss together.

But this little tugging skin looks white and soft.

Want to pinch.

Twisted her fingers secretly a few times.

"What a coincidence." Xiao Yao took the lead to take a step back, straightened his back, and greeted him politely without being embarrassed.

Ti Xiao's eyes were wide open, and when he nodded dully, his fluffy hair swayed. The ebony-like black hair against the creamy white skin contrasted sharply under the light.

I want to pinch it even more.

The phone vibrated, and something seemed to have happened to the duck's neck, but Ti Xiao didn't bother to care about it.

Because he saw Xiaoyao stretched out his hand straight towards his cheek, stretched out his index finger and thumb, bent his knuckles, and clasped the last three fingers together, as if he wanted to do something to his face.

Then, it brushed over his cheek and patted him on the shoulder.