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It was quiet on the river beach, Liu Ling and Liu Hai were sitting on the mat, chewing things in their mouths non-stop. The two of them were lying on the sleeping cat and Liu Rui, and placed two long poles on the other side. Not daring to let out the atmosphere, I watched the two people slowly climbing up the big elm tree not far away with poles in their hands.

Liu Xia lifted his hips slightly, jumped a part of his body upwards, followed up with his feet lightly, raised his hips again, and followed his feet. He looked at the black wheat season bird on the branch, estimated the distance, and put his mouth Chew the wheat into gluten and spit it out, press it on the head of the pole, hold the tree trunk with one hand, and slowly stretch out the pole with the other hand...

"Chi..." Mai Jiniao screamed, fluttering its wings but couldn't fly.

Liu Xia turned to look at Liu Yu, Liu Yu was still sticking gluten carefully, Liu Xia smiled, quickly pinched the wing of Maiji Bird, threw it down, and then slid down along the tree trunk, Jump off the big elm tree.

Liu Wei quickly ran over to pick up the wheat season bird he threw on the ground and put it into an ocean porcelain tea mug.

Liu Xia opened his eyes wide and continued to search on the other trees, and soon he saw a small black thing on the crooked old persimmon tree that was mostly blocked by leaves...

When it was almost noon, Liu Ling led Liu Wei and Liu Rui back home with a half teapot of Maiji Bird whose wings had been pinched. When Sun Chang'e saw the Maiji Bird, she came out with her sleeves rolled up and stood on the edge of the yard facing each other. Looking at the river, he called: "Yaoer, you little turtle, come up to me. If your crotch is bad today, I will peel your skin carefully. When school starts, you will wear your bad crotch pants to learn." Let's see if people don't laugh at you to death."

By the river, Liu Xia looked at his crotch, which was still covered with pieces of elm bark and had a lot of fraying, and felt so worried that he wanted to cry.

The sticky wheat season bird is not good at this point, when it climbs the tree, it just rubs its crotch.

Usually he climbs up the tree without holding anything in his hands, but he can climb up it with only the strength of his hands and feet, without grinding his crotch at all, but he can't do it when sticking to the wheat season bird. He has to hold the pole in his right hand and use If you can't use your strength, you can't use your hands, so you have to use your thighs to clamp the trunk, and the crotch can't go around. He just got beaten up for tearing the crotch of the grass-green pants, and his ass is still there. It still hurts a little.

But what about the non-stick wheat season bird?The cat especially likes to eat the lean meat on Mai Ji Niao's back. It is tender and fragrant. The cat can eat ten pieces at a meal, and he still wants to eat it. Spank him.

In fact, they still touch the "old ancient dragon" every night, which is the form of the Maiji bird before it molts. The local people call it "the old ancient dragon". Serve a big tea mug, and it can be divided into the mouths of a dozen people in the family, and each person does not have a few. The adults will taste one or two, and most of them will be eaten by the children.

They seldom eat meat except during Chinese New Year, but what they occasionally see during Chinese New Year is rabbit meat in winter.

Summer's 'Old Dragon' and Maiji Niao are delicacies bestowed on them by God in this impoverished valley.

Every day, Liu Xia wanted to open his mouth to leave a few "old dragons" for Mao'er, but seeing Liu Wei and Liu Rui's helpless eyes, he couldn't tell, so he could only pet them for a while at night to give Mao'er more time. Eat a few, and during the day he will seize all the time to stick the wheat season bird. He climbs the tree lightest and is not easy to startle the wheat season bird, so every time he sticks the most, so he unceremoniously asks for more A few, others have no objection, the whole family knows that he wants to raise some meat for the cat.

Sun Chang'e soaked the Maiji bird in salt water for a while, and then slowly stir-fried it in a large iron pan over a low heat. The fried Maiji bird was softer and suitable for cats to eat.

Seeing that the frying was almost done, she brought out the boiled milk for the cat from the big pot next to it, and gave it to Liu Ling, who asked him to pour it into a feeding bottle, and filled out ten wheat birds: "Go and let the cat My son is eating, and the milk will cool down for a while, and Yaoer has been drinking for less than 10 minutes." Then he took two more out of the pot, Liu Wei and Liu Rui each: "You two eat first, and grandma will give it to you later." Stir fry." Liu Wei, Liu Rui, and the adults all like to eat fried food that is crispy, and a few more minutes of frying will do.

The cat lay comfortably in Liu Ling's arms, held the bottle by herself, took two sips of milk, then took out the pacifier and opened her mouth: "Ah——".

Liu Xia pulled out the shredded meat from Mai Jiniao's back, stuffed it into his mouth, and threw the rest into his mouth.

A bottle of milk, lean meat of ten wheat season birds, and the milk is just drunk after the meat is eaten, and the cooperation is very tacit.

The cat is full of milk and meat, looks at the river water, and then at Liu Xia: "Ah-ah!"

Liu Xia picked him up, lay on his shoulders, and patted his back to smooth his milk: "Good boy, let's walk three times so that the milk can go down smoothly and then play with water." He stood up, hugged the cat and began to circle the diameter Turning around at a distance of about ten meters, the cat picked his mouth and face with his small hands: "Yeah———"

Liu Yu stared at a target lying on the small apricot tree for a long time and flew away with a flutter, and came over discouraged and lay down on the mat and sighed: "Cat, you are so beautiful, you drink milk, eat meat, sleep and play every day. I don’t need to do my homework, and I don’t need to think about bullshit specific gravity, saturated solution, or spherical functions. My fourth uncle would rather write thirty newspaper words a day than go to school. Those equations will turn me into a lunatic right away—— Your fourth uncle, why am I so miserable!"

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Hai looked at him contemptuously: "It's still [-] sheets a day. What did you write yesterday? I'll embarrass you. If I punish you for writing five more sheets, it will be light. If you don't talk to Wei Jingui and the others If you play hooligans on girls, you won’t worry when you read the book. If you put your heart into the post, you won’t be punished every day. If you don’t work hard for three good ones, you have to write eight. I really don’t know what you think of."

Liu Yu yelled for injustice: "I just blew my whistle twice, and I didn't say those shameless things to others, how could I be a hooligan?"

Liu Ling walked into the river with her trouser legs in her hands: "You whistle at a girl you don't know, isn't that a hooligan? You still want to squeeze her into the back of the school to hold her hand like Wei Jingui, don't you?"

Liu Yu's face flushed red: "No, I don't want to, I, I, I..."

Liu Wei and Liu Rui stood on the riverside with tea mugs in their hands: "Uncle, the wheat season birds are all fried."

Liu Yu took the opportunity to run over and hug the two of them down: "Oh, it smells so delicious, hurry up and eat."

Liu Ling suddenly remembered something, and smiled meaningfully: "Fourth brother, my mother said that you can't write well tomorrow, so she will choose three poems for you to memorize."

Liu Yu screamed and jumped into the river: "Ah—the aunt must fix me to death. Last time, she was thinking about asking me to recite "Pipa Xing". What's going on?"

Liu Xia was dangling the cat's feet in the water, not wanting to go out.

Liu Hai gave Liu Wei a wheat season bird: "Here, go and put it in your seventh uncle's mouth." Then he threw one in his mouth, gloating unabashedly: "Hey, I was tearing down the little quilts of Xiaorui and Maoer a while ago. Who was so happy at that time? Are you doing well today?"

Although the summer here is hot, the cave dwelling is very cool, and you have to have a bedding when you sleep. Sometimes Liu Rui and Mao'er play a lot during the day, but they will wet the bed at night; If he failed, Chang'e Sun punished him to remove and wash the quilt that both of them wet with urine. Liu Hai didn't like to do housework the most.

Liu Wei happily ran over with a wheat season bird. Liu Xia held the cat high and said to Liu Wei: "Slow down, baby, or you eat first, and my uncle will go up and eat later."

Liu Wei stepped on the stones in the water and walked over carefully: "No, I'll feed you, I know it's all because of you...ah, uncle...ah..."

Liu Xia ate his lunch on the quilt with his butt naked. Not only did he wear the crotch of the last pair of trousers, but he also made Liu Wei fall into the river and choked on water, and his legs were bleeding. Chang'e used the soles of her shoes to lift his butt a dozen times. After Liu Changqing heard about it from the brigade, he took off his trousers and pressed them on the edge of the kang. Liu Changqing, it is estimated that Liu Xia will still have to suffer, but just those few broom bumps made Liu Xia's butt red and swollen a lot.

A small piece of Liu Yu's crotch was also frayed. Liu Changchun slapped him a few times, but Sun Chang'e stopped him: "Don't hit Xiao Yu, it was all done by that little turtle led by Liu Xia."

Liu Xiaguang rolled his eyes and didn't dare to answer back, he knew that if he dared to talk to his mother, his uncle would have to beat him up.

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A few days later, Liu Xia would still stick to the wheat season bird every day, but he would never wear out his crotch anymore: he climbed the tree with his butt naked now, and he couldn't wear his crotch at all.

The whole family had nothing to do with him, Liu Changqing thought he was twelve or thirty (people here can make his age look a lot older), and he didn't know how ugly he was, so he took a broom and was about to beat someone up, but Liu Kui stopped him: "Uncle, we don't have a little daughter's house in this area anyway, Mrs. Fulai doesn't let Mudan come to our house at all. My mother and Xiumei watched Yao'er grow up. Let's just be naked. Doesn't he want to Let the cat eat more meat, I think our youngest is quite sensible!"

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Mei looked at Liu Xia, who was shamelessly playing in the river with the cat in his arms, and said, "Yaoer, if you kill the chick, how can you marry a wife in the future?"

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Xia looked down at himself, and said indifferently: "How can it be worn out? It must be bigger and bigger. Look at the jujube tree, my mother cuts it a few times every year, and the locust tree, which is picked every year. When it’s blooming, don’t we all pull the branches hard, don’t you all say that the more you pull the locust tree, the more prosperous it is, and my little chicken is also the same, the more you grind it, the more prosperous it will grow.” As he said, he shook it twice The ass shakes the chick.

Liu Changqing, who rarely came down to the river to have a meal, was so angry that he couldn't help laughing: "This bastard, he doesn't know what he's going to be when he grows up!"

The result of no one restraining Liu Xia with bare buttocks is that Liu Wei and Liu Rui are now naked almost all day long. Liu Hai is afraid that his crotch will be frayed and beaten. Yu and Liu Ling were a few years older, so they were embarrassed to bare their buttocks, so they wore only a pair of underpants. They were all covered with brown skin from the sun.

Their family and half were naked on the river beach to escape the summer heat, and Niu Sannier, the neighbor to the west, was very angry, saying everywhere that the children of Liu Changqing's family were so spoiled that they were about to marry their wives. He also ran outside with his bare buttocks all day long, and all the brigades he provoked knew about it.

At about nine months, the cat was finally able to sit steadily. Liu Xia watched the cat sitting upright holding a bottle to drink milk, and felt a sense of accomplishment: "Cat, we can all sit. That's great, let's start learning to speak tomorrow, shall we?"

The cat pressed the nipple of the bottle to Liu Xia's mouth: "Ah, ah!"

Liu Xia took a small sip, and put the pacifier in the cat's mouth again: "The cat said, uncle, little—uncle—"

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The son took a big mouthful of milk: "Ah———"

Liu Hai said: "Is our cat dumber than other children because we haven't eaten his mother's milk? Liu Miao said that Uncle Changfa's children would call mom and dad a long time ago. He is more stupid than our cat." He’s only two months older.” Changfa is the youngest grandson of the Third Grandfather, the same age as Liu Kui, and Changfa’s youngest son is more than two months older than Mao’er. It is said that he has a very clever mouth and can shout at people in just over nine months.

Liu Xia raised his foot to Liu Hai: "You're stupid, hmph, what's so rare about his kid being able to call a mother and a father? Our cat has no mother or father. If it had, the cat would have known it long ago." Yelling, Dad, Dad, why doesn’t he just call Shit Pout?”

They usually call children pooping or pooping.

In the past two years, the young people in Wangning had children and stopped calling them uncles. They all imitated the people in the city to call them fathers. Recently, people in Liujialing also taught their children to call them fathers. It's easy to cry, and it comes as soon as the upper lip touches the lower lip. Who knows if their baby just touched it by chance, what's there to show off!

Liu Yu has made several high-level slingshots without success, and the accuracy is still far behind Liu Ling, and even worse than Liu Xia. His reason is that every time the branches and branches are not good, now he is trying again. He broke off a branch with a branch and was cutting it, and was about to continue making his advanced slingshot. When he heard that he wanted to say something, he smacked his lips and swallowed it back.

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Ling looked at Liu Yu: "What level are you? Yaoer Daheitian made a slingshot from a random tree branch. Both of us repaired that ugly girl's. How many branches have you mutilated and haven't finished yet?"

Liu Xia felt awkward watching Liu Yu doing it for a long time, he put the cat on the mat and sat down: "Cat, sit on the floor to cool off for a while, my uncle will make a weapon for your stupid fourth uncle."

A little discouraged, Liu Yu handed the branch and the knife to Liu Xia: "I'm not stupid, this knife is too stupid, almost like a wooden one."

Liu Xia took it, without cutting it, first walked to a big rock by the river, put the branch on it, then stepped on it with his feet, and snapped it sharply, one branch was only about a foot long, and he cut it again. I folded the small branches and leaves almost, and then I came to pick up the knife and prepared to cut them.

Mao'er looked at Liu Xia: "Ah——"

Liu Xia smiled at him: "Uncle, if you cut this one off, hug a good cat!"

The cat grinned, looked between his legs, and reached for it with his little finger: "Huh? Yeah?"

While cutting, Liu Xia whistled at the cat: "Hey! Ah! Mao Mao'er is so good!" Several other people gathered around him to watch him cut.

The cat still grinned and looked between his legs: "Yeah? Yay?"

Liu Xia suddenly felt that something was wrong, threw the things in his hands and jumped up, ran to the cat to see: the cat's penis was leaking water, the little mattress was already wet, the cat touched it with his little finger, he was very happy Show him your finger: "Huh?"

Liu Xia knelt in front of Mao'er, pinched his little face and pulled it from side to side, gritted his teeth with a sinister expression, and said, "Mao'er, did you see that Uncle's butt is swollen?

The afternoon in the mountains presents a strange tranquility, the wind is blowing, the birds are singing, the small river is flowing, the singing of wheat season birds is high and low one after another, people sleeping by the river are in disorder, and some people are snoring. The voices merged to express the unique peace and tranquility of this deep mountain and empty valley.

Liu Xia was resting on the small mattress, looking intently at the book in his hand, the cat on his stomach was lying on his stomach like a little frog, sleeping soundly, with his little face turned sideways, saliva flowing on Liu Xia's belly.

Liu Xia has never had the habit of taking a nap. He used to play wild all over the world by himself when others were sleeping. This summer he has a cat, and the cat has to take a nap, and he has to hug him to take a nap. He fixed this time It became a time to review new homework every day.

On the first day of the holiday, Liu Xia took the initiative to ask Liu Ling to teach him Liu Hai's fifth-grade textbook every morning, about an hour a day, in addition to completing his summer homework and daily calligraphy tasks.

This made the adults feel very gratified. Liu Xia is very smart, but his studies have always been at the top of the class, and the number of times he has not entered the top five. This time Liu Xia suddenly opened up and asked to study. They all thought it was the end of the semester. The unexpected grade No.3 in the exam aroused Liu Xia's sense of honor.

The cat was still young, and his body couldn't bear the damp and cold, and the air by the river was humid, and Liu Xia was worried about the cat sleeping on the small mattress, so he just lay down by himself and let the cat sleep on his belly, although the cat couldn't talk , but with a happy smile and sweet sleep to express how much he likes Liu Xia's decision. Mao'er got used to lying on his uncle's belly and taking a nap three days after Liu Xia's holiday, and now he is not Liu Xia Belly refuses to sleep.

Liu Xia turned a page of the book, the little guy on his belly moved, and turned his face in a different direction. Liu Xia felt that he had been sleeping on his stomach for a long time, so he gently put down the book and adjusted himself to lie down. In order to keep the cat's stomach from getting cold, he moved the cat to lie on his back, and folded his shirt twice to put it on his stomach.

Mao'er's left cheek had a red mark from sleeping on his stomach just now, Liu Xia gently rubbed him a few times, and wiped off the saliva from the corner of his mouth, looking at his carefree and ignorant little face. With a straight face, he said softly: "Uncle must be admitted to university, eat commercial food, and take you to the best place, and blind the triangular eyes of that ugly bitch who looks down on people."

The author has something to say: Maiji bird: Just know, cicada, in the relatively ancient records about the Central Plains, there is the name of Maiji bird.

Old Gulong: Maiji bird does not have the form before moulting.