The General's Cat Always Wants To Climb Into My Bed

1.

At that time they landed in the L galaxy.

This was Shen Zhifan's last words told to him by the locator when he woke up, and then it exploded like firecrackers.

... He moved his fingers and realized that the space leap was successful.

But my whole body hurts.

Shen Zhifan hadn't been in such pain for a long time, and the worst thing was that he couldn't find Yan Shuo from the wreckage of "Raphael".

Before the leap in space, the two people who were hugging each other tightly were not together. He was stunned for a moment, almost unable to hold on.

The L galaxy is somewhat similar to his former N galaxy, and it is not known which backcountry it is in.

He struggled to climb out from the wreckage, and lost his mind looking at the vast yellow sand.

At that moment, he thought a lot, and always felt that he owed someone a lot.

It wasn't until he heard a faint meow that he frantically found a disheveled cat among the wreckage.

Although Olivia told him this secret, Shen Zhifan has been too lazy to reveal it.

It was a bit embarrassing to be so sudden.

...Forget it, old man, old man, those peeping and peeking past events, let's just treat them as floating clouds.

Shen Zhifan, who had just experienced great sorrow and joy, hugged the cat, feeling its warm body under its soft fur.

It's like returning to the first side many years ago.

2.

What's worse is that, well...the cat can't change back.

Yes, they lived in Raphael's wreckage for a week, no matter how Yan Shuo meowed around him, they couldn't change back.

It may be a biological stress response.

The General used his paws to scribble a sentence on the ground, his face was very cold.

Raphael's material was not enough, Shen Zhifan was thinking about whether to send a distress signal to the central star, but was stopped by the general, so one person and one cat embarked on the journey of survival on another star.

The L galaxy is more prosperous than the N galaxy. Shen Zhifan easily found a small town and found a job as a librarian.

There was only one library in a small town, and there were not many scholars in the whole town. Shen Zhifan was really outstanding. At that time, half of the girls in the town became obsessed with reading and couldn't extricate themselves.

At first, Shen Zhifan thought that the L galaxy was remote and had not been eroded by the flames of war, but later he discovered that it was a truce.

"Yeah, I heard that all the generals are dead, so what a fart."

Shen Zhifan stroked his chin thoughtfully.

That night, Shen Zhifan slept with his cat.

"Don't you want to go back, so you don't want to change back?"

The cat stretched its waist, and coquettishly slipped into Shen Zhifan's arms.

Shen Zhifan laughed, "If you don't want to go back, we won't go back."

The general stretched out his paw in embarrassment and typed on the keyboard.

"It was at first, but I really can't go back now."

3.

Then how did it come back again?

It is also difficult to say.

Shen Zhifan consulted some veterinarians and read some books, and felt that sexual stimulation should play a part.

...It's really shameful to say it, so I won't show it here.

Anyway, the only downside for the town girls is that the handsome young librarian suddenly has a suitor.

The suitor took advantage of his gender and flirted with the administrator, which made the girls blush with enthusiasm.

The girls are caught in the confusion of choosing between the two.

Of course, the girls soon realized that they were thinking too much.

They are a couple at all.

The girls realize that reading can't save their marriages, and the town's cultural revival ends with a bang.

3.

After Mr. General happily turned into a cat and went to the next shop to steal fish three times, Shen Zhifan made a decision.

Open a grilled fish shop?

Grilled fish shop?

The general thought for three seconds and agreed.

But what about funding sources?The general said that he is not a softie, but unfortunately, in the barren L galaxy, it seems that the general is a bit overqualified. After half a month, the general who has not found a job was hit.

The librarian is also good, at least Shen Zhifan himself is very satisfied, after years of running around, peace is a luxury.

After running around for several days, General, he felt that it would be more appropriate to make money by brushing his face.

Let's be blunt, he transferred the money from his private account.

But the grilled fish shop has only been opened for five years. Mr. General is too lazy, especially since he often steals food.

...although he doesn't admit it.

4.

Shen Zhifan never thought that he would want a child.

Yan Shuo didn't like it either, he thought it was too noisy, at least not suitable for the two of them.

Besides, this technology is also complicated, and L Star can't get it.

But Shen Zhirou's letter still deeply provoked them.

"Hi, my dear brother, greetings from your two little nephews."

Of course Shen Zhifan didn't hide it from his younger sister, and even Yan Shuo didn't hide it from his family. Of course, Shen Zhirou disappeared abroad and no one knew about it, but how Yan Shuo persuaded his family and how he hid it from the higher-ups is unknown. .

Anyway, it is right to insist that he is dead.

Shen Zhirou attached a paper photo, which not only showed two wrinkled children, but also a strange beautiful woman.

That woman is so beautiful, Shen Zhifan stared blankly for a long time.

Those eyebrows are strange and familiar.

If Shen Zhifan had a girl version, it would look like this.

"This is Shen Zhirou," the general raised his eyebrows in disbelief, "Where did you get the surgery?"

Shen Zhifan snatched the photo, "What, our family genes are like this, women have to go through a long ugly duckling period... It's just that the softness is extraordinarily long."

As for why my mother was able to hide back then... I don't know.

"Your family genes are really strange."

Yan Shuo took a bite of his apple.

"...People who will turn into animals are not qualified to say that?"

Shen Zhifan held that photo and looked at it for a long time that day.

The beautiful Shen Zhirou unexpectedly had the outline of his mother, he remembered the story of his childhood, and ignored the general all night.

The General accidentally misunderstood that Shen Zhifan wanted a child, after all, the two of them had lived together for too long, and it seemed that they only lacked one child.

So the next day, the general with two dark circles under his eyes bowed his head, "All right, let's have a baby."

Shen Zhifan, "?"

But he hates children.

But the general wants it, so let’s try it, shall we?

Shen Zhifan was convinced that neither he nor the general would be able to conceive, so he could only go to the distant machine country for in vitro cultivation.

Along the way, the two of them also took a honeymoon by the way.

Hmm... In short, the result of this huge misunderstanding is that the child Shen Tong was born with neither father nor love, which is quite miserable.

The honeymoon is in the land of machines.

"Recall the first love, and continue the relationship. If it's not sweet, refund or exchange."

What does replacement mean?

The lady at the front desk replied politely, "Just try to change a partner for you."

It seems quite exciting.

cough……

First love?

When Shen Zhifan entered the simulator, he jumped out again, demanding that Yan Shuo must wear a straight white military uniform.

The two picked and picked a mock cave.

Shen Zhifan tore the military uniform to pieces, trying to imitate the way he saw Yan Shuo for the first time back then.

His body, still muscular, loomed under the rags.

……great.

Super great.

Shen Zhifan even called out the sound of the metal storm.

The sound of howling wind and metal clashing outside.

A bean-sized lamp was lit in the small cave, and the silhouettes of each other were faintly seen.

Shen Zhifan hugged Yan Shuo, and couldn't help but started to touch him.

Ah, my first love.