The General's Cat Always Wants To Climb Into My Bed

"I... probably have a relationship with him.

The man crossed his legs and was in a very happy mood.

"No, now I really want to throw away all the days I talked about before. It's really... It's really stupid, right, but it doesn't matter... Anyway, he is in love with me."

He didn't want to drink coffee today, and he was reading a new culinary guide magazine in his hand.

"I've never cooked before," he smiled. His handsome and indifferent eyebrows made him feel a little shy at this moment, and he looked tender. "I've never thought about cooking. Not much... the automatic cooking machine tastes pretty good, doesn't it?"

Miss Diary caught a specific vocabulary and praised it.

"The automatic cooking machine tastes really good."

"Well," he pursed his lips, he didn't want to make himself too happy, after all, he was no longer such a brat, but soon he failed, the corners of his mouth raised, and he almost wanted to hum Start singing, "But it's different now."

"How about we listen to some little tunes from our hometown?" He said, "Well, Hurovsa, I always heard it when I was a child. It's very good."

Miss Diary dutifully started playing, and he hummed slowly along with the melodious home tune.

Hulovsa is a very gentle ditty, which sounds like the sigh of a gentle shepherd boy on the broad grassland.

"Hey, it's different now," he continued, "I didn't care much about what to eat before. Of course, human beings are always force majeure when it comes to food... just like he is also force majeure to me."

He paused after speaking.

"Isn't it good that I don't leave him for every word?" He was a little embarrassed, although he was only facing a machine diary lady with no knowledge, "But, it seems that there is nothing to say except him. "

"I will try to cook. I have tried it before, but unfortunately it is a bit too messy." He turned over a page of food and raised his eyebrows. The kitchen has been redone."

After he finished speaking, he felt a little unconvinced again.

"It's actually not that bad," he cleared his throat, "well, I'm just a novice, it's normal, I just don't know what he would like to eat."

"Hmm...hot pot," he checked, "Just throw the ingredients into the pot, right? It's too simple, it won't taste good."

"I should have done something better."

He nodded, feeling that what he said made sense, and looked at the watch on his wrist by the way.

"He told me to buy ingredients just now, and he arrived at about five o'clock, and there is still an hour left, should I try to make some?"

Miss Diary was silent.

He nodded himself again, and clapped his hands, feeling that the idea was good.

Miss Diary: "I advise you not to think about it."

Yan Shuo: "..."

Miss Diary: "..."

"Did I set this up for you?"

Yan Shuo raised his eyebrows, he paused when he was about to get up, and looked at Miss Diary suspiciously.

Miss Diary: "..."

He closed the electronic diary and patted her head lightly with a "snap" - a petite electronic diary.

"I'm going to do it."

……

After Shen Zhifan bought the ingredients, he took a look at his appearance, clothes, hair... well, there was no problem.

He patted the dust on his shoulder very smartly. Although there was no dust on it, it could relieve the tension. Well, it was useless. Then he still poked the doorbell of the next door with a little nervousness.

"Ding-dong-"

After three beeps, there was no response.

Shen Zhifan was a little puzzled, and poked again.

"Ding-dong-"

About a minute later, Shen Zhifan vaguely heard some crackling sounds inside, but still no one came to open the door.

He called the other party with some doubts, and put his ear to the door by the way.

The phone rang inside and was picked up quickly.

"Hey?"

"Well," he became a little nervous when the other party picked him up, "I'm at your door."

"Well, okay," the other party's voice was very calm, "Sorry, I just... fell asleep and didn't hear much, wait for me."

……sleep?

Shen Zhifan looked at it a little suspiciously, it didn't look like he was taking a nap, and the crackling inside just now... Oh, he quickly remembered that there was a cat at home.

The cat named "kk" is indeed very naughty and intelligent.

Just a bit bad.

Shen Zhifan stood like this for 2 minutes before the door finally opened.

Shen Zhifan's eyes lit up, and Yan Shuo changed into another set of clothes. When he wasn't wearing formal clothes, he always dressed lazily and casually, but he was in good shape and looked good in anything he wore. The large v-neck sweater showed his collarbone , propped up by his broad shoulders, very attractive, and the trousers make him look very slender legs.

This kind of Yan Shuo looked more like an easy-to-approach ordinary person than the high-ranking general in his memory.

But because Yan Shuo was wearing formal clothes when he saw Yan Shuo for the first time, and he had been watching Yan Shuo by his bedside for so many years, it was somewhat of a first love scene.

"Excuse me," he reached out to take his ingredients, "have you been waiting long?"

"……fine."

Shen Zhifan said softly.

The other party's finger caressed his index finger inadvertently, and it was a little itchy, so he couldn't help rubbing the skin again with his thumb.

Heartbroken.

Thinking of this, Shen Zhifan blushed a little.

But wait, he wasn't usually doing anything serious today.

Cough, he coughed lightly in his heart, and stole a glance at the other party.

Yan Shuo happened to be looking at him, and when his eyes met, they seemed to be glued together, so long that Shen Zhifan laughed out loud.

"Why are you smiling so much?"

Yan Shuo also thought it was a little funny, but he couldn't tell why.

It's just that Shen Zhifan is smiling, he is still that beautiful piece of thin jade when he smiles, he is no longer a 16-year-old boy, his smile is not so cute, but he is still pure.

"No," Shen Zhifan waved his hands, then paused, "I just feel a little silly."

"...Are you stupid?" Yan Shuo was taken aback, "Why are you stupid?"

Shen Zhifan was embarrassed to elaborate on the picture he had made up in his brain, so he directly took the ingredients and went to the kitchen.

"It's nothing, let's get a plate first."

"and many more!"

Yan Shuo called him suddenly, Shen Zhifan turned his head suspiciously, he just walked in a step, and he didn't even know where the kitchen was.

But he managed to see a trace of nervousness from Yan Shuo's expression.

What's so nervous about this?

Shen Zhifan raised his eyebrows, wanting to express his confusion, but of course he stopped. After all, this is Yan Shuo's house, so we must respect the other party's opinion.

"Uh, we don't need to go into the kitchen. It's hot pot. I checked and found that all your ingredients have been processed." Yan Shuo moved his throat, a little uncomfortable, "Cook it directly."

Shen Zhifan thought for a while, and felt that there was no problem: "That's fine too, anyway, speaking of which, where is your kitchen?"

Shen Zhifan's and Yan Shuo's homes are very similar, they both have two floors, and the kitchen is usually decorated on the left.

Speaking of which, because the contract with Team V was terminated, and the deadline for the house has come, there was a text message before and he had to go through the formalities to leave next month, but it just so happened, he might...won't live there in the future.

Zhirou is leaving too.

Thinking of this, he was inevitably a little gloomy, but he quickly adjusted his mood. These were not important, at least until tonight, he was unwilling to think about them.

But soon he discovered another problem, which he hadn't thought of before.

"Is there no pot...?"

He turned around, but he really didn't find the pot, so he could only look at Yan Shuo hesitantly: "Is it in the kitchen? I remember that the automatic cooking machine also has this function."

"Ah yes, in the kitchen, wait, don't move, I'll get it."

Yan Shuo touched his nose with one hand and motioned him to sit down.

Shen Zhifan sat at the table in a daze: "Okay."

Yan Shuo gently opened a gap in the kitchen, and then walked in close to the gap. Before Shen Zhifan had time to take a look, he quickly closed it.

Shen Zhifan: "..." Why does it feel weird.

He thought about it blankly and was very puzzled, but soon his interest was no longer in the kitchen, and he started looking for cats.

"Meow?" He yelled twice, but nothing happened.

The sound of water came from the kitchen, and Shen Zhifan was a little confused. This is an automatic cooking machine, not an automatic dishwasher, right?

Soon Yan Shuo came out again with that difficult movement, holding a well-washed...pot of the automatic cooking machine and the heated bottom plate in his hand.

Although it is enough to have these two things in the enemy area, but... still feel very strange.

Shen Zhifan forced himself not to look so curious, started to arrange the ingredients, and casually smelled, "Where did those meows go?"

The General was already absent-minded, and when he heard this question, he suddenly felt under attack, and for a while he didn't know how to answer it.

"Maybe he went out to play." He used the omnipotent answer, and just happened to have a flash of inspiration. "The kitchen leads to the outside. It's a mess. Maybe it was made when it went out just now."

"Oh." Shen Zhifan nodded clearly, and began to return his attention to Hot Pot.

When it comes to hot pot, one cannot do without base ingredients, and of course Shen Zhifan has already prepared them.

"When I was in n-192, the weather there was very bad, and sometimes it was very cold." Shen Zhifan had a smile on his lips, "It is always the happiest time for the family to eat hot pot together when it is the coldest. Yes, my father likes spicy food, but my mother doesn’t like spicy food, so I usually use Yuanyang hotpot, and I’m actually not very good at spicy food, but spicy food is very enjoyable.”

Because the ingredients are all complete, you can directly turn on the heating and you can serve the dishes.

The soup boiled quickly, with a milky white soup base on one side and a fiery red soup base on the other, it was really beautiful.

The hot air dripped sweat from the tip of Shen Zhifan's nose, and soon there was a thin layer of white mist.

Steaming, smoked a sense of warmth in a house.

Yan Shuo looked at him quietly. Although he didn't know what hot pot was, it was obvious that hot pot wasn't his interest.

"This mutton roll is easy to cook." Shen Zhifan concentrated on picking up the meat slices. Although he has ulterior motives today, the charm of hot pot cannot be underestimated. After choosing for a long time, I went back and tasted one by one, and this taste is the most similar to the one I have eaten before."

Subconsciously, Shen Zhifan brought the meat with chopsticks to Yan Shuo's mouth. The two of them were not sitting face to face, so the distance was very close.

When Shen Zhifan realized that this was a gesture of hello, he froze, wondering if he felt too intimate, although they had done more intimate things, but it was still...

Yan Shuo didn't think much of it, and bit down naturally.

Then it got burned naturally.

Shen Zhifan: "..."

He looked at the way the general frowned and exhaled, and he thought it was very cute.

"You have to blow it first."

Yan Shuo couldn't help but look up at him.

"Will you blow it for me?"

Shen Zhifan pursed his lips, and boldly said, "It's... that's fine too."

He took another piece of meat, carefully blew the dipping sauce, and then gave it to the other party.

"Is it tasty?"

Yan Shuo opened his lips, but looked at him with his eyes. His teeth touched the chopsticks inadvertently, and the slight vibration was transmitted to Shen Zhifan's fingertips through the chopsticks.

He looked at the other party nervously, for fear that the other party would not be used to it.

Yan Shuo chewed and frowned slightly.

"Isn't it delicious?"

"No." Yan Shuo tasted it very seriously, with a look of disbelief, "This taste...is amazing."

Shen Zhifan laughed: "The hot pot, the hot pot is the best, and you can drink a little soup. After a while, the soup will not taste good if there is too much food."

He didn't know if it was the heat, but he felt that his face must be very red.

"I, I also took the wine." Shen Zhifan glanced at him, "The wine at the grilled fish shop was not suitable for me, I took the most common red wine from our hometown, which is also sold here, red wine Served with hot pot...it might sound a bit weird, but it's actually pretty good."

Yan Shuo subconsciously bent his eyes and looked at him quietly: "Well, you can say whatever you want."

...Ah, are you so gentle?

Shen Zhifan wanted to cover his chest.

Calm down, Shen Zhifan, you are no longer the 16-year-old boy you used to be.

Didn't you guys do everything back then, and now it's okay to just say a few words like this?

You are here today, heck, don't surrender so quickly.

Thinking this way, he directly picked up the red wine and drank a glass in favor of Bo Yuntiandi.

Then he looked at the indescribable expression of the general, and suddenly thought.

"Ah...you don't know much about drinking."

Yan Shuo: "...No, I don't get drunk that easily, a little bit is fine."

Yan Shuo blushed, as if he could vividly recall the unbearable experience last time.

Very embarrassing.

Shen Zhifan couldn't help laughing, but kept looking at Yan Shuo calmly.

This is the person I like, who sits beside me and eats my favorite food with me.

He also likes me, even if he only likes me when I am 16 years old.

He turned his head slightly, and wiped the corners of his eyes with his fingers inadvertently: "Okay, let's eat first, don't disappoint the food."

This time Shen Zhifan was really not drunk, but a little dizzy, after eating for a while he suddenly got up: "I'm going to the bathroom."

Yan Shuo was fighting wits with a plate of prawns, and it was not easy to catch, so he nodded without looking up at him.

Then he saw Shen Zhifan open the kitchen door directly.

"That's not..."

Caught off guard, Yan Shuo covered his eyes and stretched out his hand, but it was too late.

Shen Zhifan was a little dizzy from drinking, and thought he went to the wrong house directly.

He opened his mouth wide.

What did he see.

A poor ruined little kitchen, charred everywhere.

Because the situation was so tragic that Shen Zhifan was sober.

He looked back blankly, his fingers trembling a bit: "This, is it what Meow Meow did?"

Yan Shuo: "..."