The General's Cat Always Wants To Climb Into My Bed

Shen Zhifan closed his mouth that was wide open due to shock, stroked his hair, and walked downstairs slowly with his pockets in his pockets.

Sure enough, the cat was gone in the blink of an eye. I really don't know what's growing in that little head. Shen Zhirou is not here today. She should go to school. Although Shen Zhirou doesn't like school very much, Shen Zhifan's income It's also completely affordable, but the former Shen Zhifan was already very brotherly, completely ignoring Shen Zhirou's crying, making troubles and hanging himself, and directly packed her up and sent her to school without saying a word.

Although Shen Zhifan can't remember now, Yu Wei, the head of the family, is still there, and Shen Zhirou is indeed still young, so he still has to go to school.

So the room was extremely quiet, and the room was big, so he felt strange for being so quiet.

He looked back at his watch, it was past one o'clock, the alarm clock he had set for 12:30, it was past three o'clock when he came back yesterday.

He thought about it, and prepared to go up and play a 3v3 game to relieve boredom.

Yes, since he played a game last time, he couldn't help becoming addicted, and before leaving, he also made an appointment with those two "friends" who played together.

Getting familiar with this game as soon as possible is one of the reasons, and another reason is...it's so interesting, just like when little girls saw beautiful dolls and fairy skirts when they were young, most of them couldn't walk, Shen Zhi After playing this mecha game, Fan became an Internet addicted teenager.

When I went online today, Huangmao and Bearded Beard were already chatting there. In the past two days, they have formed a fixed team, not a temporary team at the beginning.

Shen Zhifan actually quite likes the bearded man, he looks more funny and honest, the yellow hair looks more sarcastic, and indeed he is more sarcastic, when he loses, he can swear so badly that he can yell There is no repetition for an hour, and Huangmao has a bit of an accent, so it sounds really fun to swear.

Now their team of 33 has reached the first-level zone from the novice zone. At the beginning, Shen Zhifan was a little unskilled, but his body's accumulated reaction was already there. .

"Brother, with your talent, I think we can finish the virtual zone all the way and get the qualification for actual combat. To be honest... can you really be a rookie? You are all teammates, so don't always carry an anonymous card ah."

Huang Mao looked at him with a face of love and hate, and couldn't laugh or cry when he saw Shen Zhifan. In the end, Shen Zhifan dismissed the anonymous card with the reason that it was very expensive, and it would not be too wasteful to buy it.

How should I put it, the other person is a real novice, he is probably equivalent to... a full-level restart.

However, because his points are too high, winning these levels of games hardly increases his points.

"You're late today," Huang Mao looked at him angrily, but without Shen Zhifan they really couldn't fight all the way up at this speed, so they could only say sourly, "I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Shen Zhifan smiled: "Something happened, I'm late."

"What's the matter?" Huang Mao was a little bit reluctant, although Shen Zhifan was a nice person, but he couldn't hold him back.

With such an astonishing talent, Huang Mao could only look at him with envy, and couldn't help but open his thorns.

"Okay, there's nothing to do with this family's private affairs." The bearded man was very kind, and couldn't help but come up to smooth things over.

This ignited the fire in Huangmao's heart.

"What's wrong with me! I can't even say a word?!"

"you……"

"What are you! I'm talking about you now! You! I didn't sleep well last night! I can't yell anymore! You're talking about me now! You were last night! Why! Don't talk! Forget it!"

At first, Shen Zhifan thought it was because Huang Mao was late because he came late. Of course, it was true that Huang Mao had a bad temper, but after hearing it, he felt something was wrong.

"Oh, don't be like this, people are watching..." the bearded man persuaded in a low voice.

Persuasion is a bit... low-key.

Shen Zhifan was a little curious, because this attitude was a little subtle.

It just... sounds like arguing with the young couple.

"Look at what's going on!" Huang Mao's face turned red with anger, without saying a word, he lowered his head and stomped hard on the bearded man, which turned into white light with a swipe.

Yes, I am so angry that I am offline.

Lao Hu gave Shen Zhifan an embarrassed look, scratched his head: "I'm angry, hey, but it's none of your business, I quarreled with him last night."

Shen Zhifan responded subconsciously, and then suddenly realized something: "Are you a couple?"

After finishing speaking, he regretted a little, it was too presumptuous to ask.

Lao Hu didn't care, but he looked a little embarrassed.

"Hey, this...we just got together, I chased him for a long time before," Lao Hu smiled, "I'm telling you a joke, his bad temper may be because he didn't sleep well yesterday, but he In fact, he is quite good, and his temper is also good, but he likes to drop things. I only dropped a desk lamp yesterday, and I have made great progress. I used to like to drop big things."

Shen Zhifan: "..."

He couldn't help showing a somewhat horrible expression. Fortunately, the anonymous card he used could not be seen by others. Anyway, he felt that a big beard was... courageous.

"Actually, he's really nice, and occasionally cooks for me, even though Ah Hei doesn't like to eat it, oh Ah Hei is our pet dog..."

Lao Hu seemed to want to say something to praise his lover for a while, although Shen Zhifan's hearing became more and more horrible, but Lao Hu's body suddenly became less solid, and looked flickering.

"Oh, I'm in a hurry and I'm probably unplugging the network cable," Lao Hu smiled apologetically at Shen Zhifan, "I probably won't be able to accompany you today."

"It's okay." Shen Zhifan was amused by Huang Mao's action, and looked at Lao Hu with a little admiration, "Your affairs are more important, don't really make him angry."

Lao Hu responded and went offline.

Suddenly, Shen Zhifan was the only one left in the empty waiting room.

Suddenly losing a comrade in arms is a bit unaccustomed, but Shen Zhifan was alone at the beginning, now it's okay to be alone, at most he just doesn't play 3v3 anymore.

That's great, Shen Zhifan originally planned to play two more games after calling out the panel, but envy suddenly swept him into his heart.

So nice, yellow hair and beard, looks... so nice.

His eyes were slightly yearning.

He didn't know his sexual orientation from the very beginning. At the beginning, he would blush when a pretty little girl sent him a love letter, but it was only because the people next to him would make a fuss.

Later, when I grew up, I got used to keeping love letters away.

But Shen Zhifan has never been in a relationship, and he is very honest about this aspect. There used to be a girl who stuttered in the middle of her confession, blushing and shy and about to cry.

He would also tenderly pass a handkerchief to the other party.

The other girls basically gave up after being rejected. After all, Shen Zhifan's appearance is notoriously proportional to the difficulty of the strategy. Only that girl has been refusing to give up because of this matter, thinking that he is very gentle and kind.

In the end, Shen Zhifan was so entangled that he had no choice but to explain clearly to the other party word by word.

The little girl would have cried in fright even if she confessed herself, let alone Shen Zhifan explained it to her so seriously, she couldn't hold it back and ran away crying.

As a result... there was an accident.

It happened to be raining when I ran out, and I got into a car accident... and half of my leg was damaged.

Breaking a leg in such a small place is already a very important illness. She was seriously injured, and basically could not be cured. He was also very guilty. When he wanted to visit, he was coldly turned away by that girl. outside.

The girl's family returned to the mountain gate to make trouble.

He couldn't help blaming himself for a while, although it wasn't his fault, but he began to realize that being too gentle would indeed give people the illusion, and probably the cold appearance had been slowly developed since then.

Of course, Shen Zhirou scolded back when someone came to her door. Shen Zhifan's good temper does not mean that Shen Zhirou has a good temper. Shen Zhirou followed her mother to the vegetable market and went to the debt collection street when she was five years old. It can be said that she has devoted all her life's talent When it comes to swearing in the street, Shen Zhirou restrained herself when she grew up, because her mother couldn't stand it anymore, so she told her that swearing would make her uglier and uglier.

In order to preserve the last bit of her beauty that could be seen as a girl, Shen Zhirou succumbed.

That annoying little sister stood in front of him, scolding the unreasonable adults on the opposite side for a moment.

Thinking of this, Shen Zhifan couldn't help but smiled slightly.

Later, seeing Yan Shuo and Shen Zhifan on the mechanical eagle that year... suddenly realized that he didn't like girls at all.

Sexuality is innate, he has no interest in the girl's delicate and lovely face, warm and soft jade body, but... as long as the man in the dream gasps softly, his whole body will go limp, as if he has been electrocuted Like once.

After thinking about it, Shen Zhifan logged off, lying on the table with a blushing face, thinking.

——I miss Yan Shuo so much.

——I really miss him.

——But I saw it yesterday.

Shen Zhifan opened his palm, the writing on it was already very faded, but Shen Zhifan had tried his best not to wash it, so there were still some faint traces.

He watched the afternoon light outside pass through his palms, leaving long shadows.

After about a minute of ideological struggle, he swiped and stood up.

……

After the faceless and skinless general changed back to human skin, he really looked a lot more human. After all, he had seen many storms and waves, and he calmed down soon after returning home.

But looking at the beautiful moonlight forget-me-nots at home, he immediately thought of a scene that he shouldn't have seen, and he was very itchy.

Can't be too hasty, he thought.

As a result, after looking at Shen Zhifan who was a little shy while ringing the doorbell, the General quickly put this thought behind him.

Don't rush to get rid of him. If you are not in a hurry, it will be someone else's.

When he opened the door, he also undid two buttons on the collar of his shirt schemingly.

"General Yan," Shen Zhifan said with a slight smile, a little embarrassed, "Well, can I see your cat?"

General Yan froze, and calmly said: "It's not here, it probably went out to play again."

Shen Zhifan nodded in frustration, then raised his head worriedly: "Well, I heard that kittens need to be neutered, and I happen to know a pet hospital, do you want to take it there?"

Shen Zhifan didn't remember anything when he woke up, so of course he couldn't know any pet hospital.

But in order to meet the male god, he could find any reason.

Looking at the expectant eyes of his sweetheart, General Yan fell into silence, but opened his mouth with difficulty.

"No need, it's been...sterilized."