[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

As the new year is approaching, major supermarket e-commerce companies have played promotion cards.Bai Yutang looked at it with great interest for a few days, with longing in his eyes, but he didn't agree with Zhan Zhao.It wasn't until Zhan Zhao noticed his unusual hotness that he pretended not to care and mentioned that he was going to buy New Year's goods.

He didn't know why, maybe he just wanted to appear less impatient and involuntary.

Zhan Zhao also tacitly pretended not to notice his little thoughts.

Thousands of years have changed, the sea has changed mulberry fields, but the custom of New Year's goods has been passed down from generation to generation.For Bai Yutang, it is no longer necessary to go to the market in advance, and only need to go to the supermarket for a walk.With his current proficient online shopping skills, he could have stayed at home, but it lacked some taste after all.

Zhan Zhao: But you will really scare people when you go to the supermarket like this.

Bai Yutang: I reluctantly hid in your jacket.

Zhan Zhao: Then what’s the point of shopping?

Bai Yutang: Leave me alone!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: ...

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Bai Yutang: Why! ! !

Zhan Zhao: Don't worry, try again.

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Zhan Zhao: Then what...

Bai Yutang: Don't make noise.

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Zhan Zhao: How about you try this?

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: According to recent news reports, I might be arrested as xxxx.

Zhan Zhao: Exactly.

The focus of the crowd emerges among the tide of customers.The elders and aunts cast contemptuous glances one after another, while the young man's eyes were mixed with teasing and sympathy.The one with the child was embarrassed and annoyed, so he had to skip the matter hastily.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: I feel like a pervert.

Bai Yutang: To tell you the truth, I think so too.

Zhan Zhao: What about human nature!

Bai Yutang: Ghosts don't need human nature.

Zhan Zhao: You only have one trick left.

Bai Yutang: Enough is enough.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Angry.

Bai Yutang: Hurry up, I want that candy, you pour it back a little.

Zhan Zhao: Yi x Lian?German x?Fei x Luo?

Bai Yutang: The one on the far side.

Zhan Zhao: Oh good.

Bai Yutang: And that one.

Zhan Zhao: What about this kind?

Bai Yutang: Well, a little bit.

Zhan Zhao: Why is your voice gnashing your teeth a bit.

Bai Yutang: This thing is more than a foot shorter than me, so you can try it by shrugging your shoulders for so long.

Zhan Zhao: No, I don't have the ability.

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Passerby B: Otaku are really scary.

Passerby A: Don’t tell me, you’ve done a good job. A certain treasure is becoming more and more versatile.

Passerby B: You can see that there are so many things piled up and they haven't exploded. The quality is indeed good.

Passerby A: Nonsense, it’s only a few catties, can it weigh as much as that otaku?

Passerby B: That's right too hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Zhan Zhao: I hate the word otaku.

Bai Yutang: They didn't mention you.

Zhan Zhao: Hehe, they are talking about me.

Bai Yutang:? ? ?

Bai Yutang:! ! !

Bai Yutang: Bridge bean sack!So what is this doll for?Why are they speaking so strangely?

Zhan Zhao: You are so smart...

Bai Yutang:! ! !

Bai Yutang: Kitten Zhan, you must die!

Zhan Zhao: Isn’t this to bring you out!

Bai Yutang: No, I mean why do you have this in your house!

Zhan Zhao: Ah... this...

Bai Yutang: She's still a girl!

Zhan Zhao: Huh?

Bai Yutang: You're not thinking of me!

Zhan Zhao: I can't even buy a guy!

Bai Yutang: I don't care, you should die!

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Passerby C: Mom, why does that shopping cart shake by itself?

Passerby Ding: Uh, there must be too many things piled up.

New Year's goods take up the bed in the bedroom, so Zhan Zhao can only sleep on the sofa.

The reason is perfect, and no refutation is accepted.