[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

Bai Yutang, who felt deeply that he still hadn't adapted to the current era, plunged himself into the Internet again.To be precise, it was in Weibo.And I don't know why I am keen to watch all kinds of bad jokes.Maybe it's to exercise endurance.

Zhan Zhao: Don't you feel cold?

Bai Yutang: What do you think?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: Just a little bit.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: You have learned how to be cute.

Bai Yutang: I'm always cute.

Zhan Zhao: You are right.

……

Zhan Zhao: Why are you so close to me?

Bai Yutang: I'm cold.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang pretended not to feel Zhan Zhao's hand on his shoulder, adjusted his posture, and continued to browse Weibo.After the latest revision of Weibo, the most popular ones were put on the homepage. He is not used to it yet, frowning, and exiting pages that are not of interest but have been clicked on by mistake.

It was also found that nearly [-]% of these errors were caused by his translucent fingers.

And Zhan Zhao looked at his phone seriously, but didn't notice.

Bai Yutang, on the other hand, looked at his hands thoughtfully for a while, and couldn't help but see why Zhan Zhao was so focused, but he was also attracted.

Bai Yutang: I haven't finished watching it yet!

Zhan Zhao:? ? ?

Bai Yutang: Alright, next one.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Your reading speed is quite fast now, and it’s no problem to recognize simplified characters in horizontal rows.

Bai Yutang: That is.Although I am not from a scholarly family, I have also gone to school and studied after all. I am not comparable to a rough man like you who practiced martial arts since childhood.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Although I didn't get into Qingbei, at least I got into one after ten years of hard work, okay?

Bai Yutang: Talk about people.

Zhan Zhao: I have been reading books for nearly 20 years now!

Bai Yutang: Oh.

Bai Yutang: I always forget that you are no longer a royal cat.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: Cat, I don't mean that.

Zhan Zhao: I know.

Bai Yutang: In the tenth life, you will also be my cat.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: I’ve only played seven times so far.

Bai Yutang:? ? ?

Bai Yutang: No, it's been 1000 years.

Zhan Zhao: You think that I will turn around as soon as I die, and every time I have to wait for a long time until you will lose your soul if you don't leave before you jump down.

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: Humph, I wasn't touched.

Zhan Zhao: Watch less TV, and speak with a Wanwan accent.

Bai Yutang: Get lost.

Zhan Zhao's fingers swiping Weibo suddenly stopped.Bai Yutang leaned over to take a look, and saw that it was a long Weibo post, telling a touching story of love.Seeing half of Bai Yutang, he began to shake his head and clicked his tongue repeatedly.

Bai Yutang: This man must be sick.

Bai Yutang: This woman is also sick.

Bai Yutang: What is it called in today's language, Zuo?

Zhan Zhao: Very accurate.

Bai Yutang: Do you think so too?

Zhan Zhao: It’s okay, I’ve seen Geng Zuo’s.

Bai Yutang: Tell me.

Zhan Zhao: I don’t remember if it was the last life or the previous life, the girl next door was feeding chickens at the door, a young man asked her for directions, and fell in love with her at first sight.The man was a foreigner, and he stayed in the place for a long time because of her, but the girl neither agreed nor refused, and smiled at him when he was happy, but ignored him when he was unhappy.Men like her attitude...

Bai Yutang: Get to the point.

Zhan Zhao: The point is that in the end the man lost his temper after being tortured. He set off to go home and never came back.The girl suffered from lovesickness, and soon died of depression.

Bai Yutang: ...

Zhan Zhao: Her parents buried her.A few years later, someone from the capital suddenly came, dug her grave, opened her coffin, and took away her bones.

Bai Yutang:! ! !

Bai Yutang: Her parents didn't stop her?

Zhan Zhao: There's no way to stop it, it's an order.

Bai Yutang: Huh?

Zhan Zhao: That man only called himself Zhu Shou with them, who knew it was the alias of Zhu Houzhao, the emperor at that time.After Ming Wuzong returned to the palace, he didn't pay any attention to it, let alone brought the girl to Beijing; when he suddenly heard that she was dead, he regretted it too much, saying that the dead were needed, so this happened.

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: This story is made up, the emperor didn't bother to ask, living in the deep palace, where did he hear that a civilian girl died.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: You actually doubt me.

Bai Yutang ignored him, snatched his phone, typed a line of comments and forwarded them.

There are many more weird things than this, and you won't believe it!Do the dead want you to believe it?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: Are you talking about Zhu Houzhao?

Bai Yutang: Guess.