[Cat and Mouse] Can't learn to play cards according to common sense

Zhan Zhao has a headache recently.

It has nothing to do with Bai Yutang, but encountered some troubles at work.Others can go home and talk to their lover about this situation, but he can't, because that will inevitably require explaining a lot of presuppositions, industry terms, and even the environmental background to Bai Yutang first, and he doesn't have the time and energy, especially Bai Yutang. He will ask a lot of questions that make him even more headache.

What's more, although Bai Yutang doesn't know everything about this world, he doesn't know much about it, and is still in a state of ignorance and innocence.Zhan Zhao selfishly doesn't want him to cause trouble in the world, and it's best to keep being innocent, so he doesn't take the time to explain.

Bai Yutang saw that he was not happy, and he was not happy either.But it's not about sharing weal and woe, but really dissatisfied with Zhan Zhao.At first he was suppressed, but later he no longer concealed it, and finally broke out under Zhan Zhao's ignorance.

Bai Yutang: Zhan Zhao, do you want to break up with each other?

Zhan Zhao:? ? ?

Zhan Zhao: Why do you say that?

Bai Yutang: What are you hiding from me?

Zhan Zhao: No.

Bai Yutang: No?In the past few days, your face is longer than a bitter melon, and your people turn more frequently than a donkey. You tell me that it’s okay?

Zhan Zhao: Uh, at work—

Bai Yutang: What is the job?Do you think I don't understand?Do you think I can't help you?You think I'm annoying, don't you? There has been no progress for 1000 years!

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: I am not—

Bai Yutang: You are.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: I'm not free right now—

Bai Yutang: Then don't be free in the future.

Before Zhan Zhao could speak, Bai Yutang turned around angrily and strode out.The door was closed, of course he didn't care, he just slammed into the wall in a daze.There was a balcony on the other side of the wall, and the wind outside might calm him down.

However, it didn't go through.

With a loud bang, Bai Yutang fell to the ground on his back.

Zhan Zhao was shocked, rushed over to help him up, and asked him how he was doing.Bai Yutang was a little dazed by the bump, he couldn't care less about getting angry for a moment, rubbed his head and then touched the wall, and poked it hard twice.

Bai Yutang: Ah Xi, what's going on!

Bai Yutang: Why can't we make it through!

Bai Yutang: Are you lying down?

Zhan Zhao: Are you okay?

Bai Yutang: Not good!

Zhan Zhao: Don't be irritable.Does it hurt?

Bai Yutang: It doesn't hurt!

Bai Yutang: ...

Bai Yutang: It hurts!

Zhan Zhao: Where does it hurt?

Bai Yutang: It hurts everywhere!

Zhan Zhao dragged him to the bed and massaged him four or five times from head to toe.Bai Yutang groaned and refused to cooperate, and was pinched by Zhan Zhao's leg, and immediately softened into the quilt and gave up struggling.

Zhan Zhao: I know you're not happy.

Zhan Zhao: But this is different from before.At most, you only had a different standpoint, but now you even have a different perception, how can you generalize.

Bai Yutang: Talk about people.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao: In short, if you really want to know, I——

Bai Yutang: I don't want to know.

Zhan Zhao: ——I’ll tell you from the beginning.

Bai Yutang: Hmph.

Zhan Zhao: It’s up to me whether to talk or not, and up to you to listen or not. Do you just want to talk about that?

Bai Yutang: Hmph.

Zhan Zhao: Alright, where else does it hurt?

Bai Yutang: No more.

It turns out that none of Zhan Zhao's previous worries came to fruition, and as expected, both of them were even more tired after the explanation.

Bai Yutang waved his hand wearily, expressing that he has lost interest in Zhan Zhao's work since then.Zhan Zhao fell to the side exhausted, thinking of what he had to deal with tomorrow, he didn't even want to lift his fingers.My mind is even more blank, even if there is a thunderstorm, most of them can be turned a deaf ear.

Bai Yutang: That's it.

Zhan Zhao: Oh.

Zhan Zhao: Huh?

Bai Yutang: Did you listen to me just now?

Zhan Zhao: No.

Bai Yutang: I said I was going to find a job.

Zhan Zhao:! ! !

Zhan Zhao: Fifth Master, you can only work in a haunted house.

Bai Yutang: Bah, I've already thought about what to do.

Zhan Zhao: What are you doing?

Bai Yutang: That bastard posted in the corridor, I'm going to find him and see what's going on.

Zhan Zhao: The murderer?

Bai Yutang: Yes.

Zhan Zhao: But now you can't be invisible and you can't go through walls, it's very dangerous.

Bai Yutang: What's the danger? I can die a second time?

Zhan Zhao: ...

Bai Yutang: Besides, I can fly.

Zhan Zhao: ...

Zhan Zhao:! ! !

Zhan Zhao: I believe you can still fly, put me down quickly!