How To Die As Heavy As Mount Tai

Xia Jiming slept very well, this was the best night he had slept since he was born.Maybe it's because I'm not alone after all, maybe because I'm needed.

Exclusive personal servant.

This might sound like an insulting title to others, but Xia Jiming enjoyed it so much.This means that there is only him by Ah Heng's side, and he will take care of everything about Ah Heng himself.

Xia Jiming even thought that this might be a dream, only in a dream would he dare to imagine that such a beautiful thing would happen to him.For the first time he fell asleep and didn't want to wake up, and every time he was about to wake up, he forced himself to fall asleep again.

Xia Jiming opened his eyes unwillingly until he felt that his breathing was a bit difficult.

The culprit behind his difficulty breathing was the silver-gray tabby cat that was pressing on his face.

"On the first day as your exclusive servant, you actually got up later than this son. Are you proud of being favored?" Lu Heng patted Xia Jiming's face dissatisfied.

Xia Jiming felt the soft feeling of being touched by the meat pad on his face, but the kitten didn't stretch out its paws.He knows in his heart that his Ah Heng usually looks arrogant and loves to blow his hair, and he will pat him with his paw every now and then.But the opponent rarely stretches out his sharp claws, even if he has rough skin and thick flesh, he will not be hurt.

"Master Ah Heng, I got carried away." Xia Jiming held Lu Heng's pad and squeezed it lightly, in exchange for the other party to bark his teeth without any threat.

After Xia Jiming took care of everything neatly, Lu Heng nodded with satisfaction, and then began to train his new servant.

With his little cushion in his mouth, Lu Heng lightly jumped onto the window sill and put it away.It happened to be illuminated by the light of the early morning stars, which was gentle and comfortable.

"Come here." Lu Heng squatted upright on the small cushion, and said to Xia Jiming condescendingly.

Under the light, the hair of the silver-gray kitten on the window sill was glistening, and the whole cat was as fluffy as a sweet cotton candy.

I really want to touch it.

"Bold, don't touch me without my permission." Lu Heng bared his teeth and warned, "I want to teach you what is the duty of an exclusive servant."

Xia Jiming withdrew his hand that was about to move, and stood obediently in front of the window sill.

"Being the exclusive servant of this son is the only honor in the universe." Lu Heng raised his chin proudly, "I'm not like those noble children who have no taste, and they take a lot of servants casually. So you You can't live up to my trust and value, understand?"

"Yes, Master Ah Heng." Xia Jiming nodded.

Seeing that the other party has a correct attitude and a sincere expression, Lu Heng expressed his satisfaction: "Since I have bestowed on you the only honor in the universe, you must do your job well. If you want to be my only exclusive servant, You must take care of everything inside and out, and don't let this son worry about anything."

"And your performance yesterday made me very dissatisfied, you know?" Lu Heng changed the topic.

Xia Jiming said with a puzzled face: "Yesterday, I did follow what you said, communicating with people with a smile on my face. I don't know why those people are so defensive, maybe it's because the living environment on this planet is too harsh." ?”

No, don't blame the society, your death smile, those who are not guarded are fools, okay?Lu Heng complained in his heart.

"What were you thinking at that time?" Lu Heng said, "I can feel your emotions. The moment you face to face with human beings, you burst out with strong hostility and murderous aura."

"Humans are very dangerous creatures. I want to protect Master Ah Heng." Xia Jiming answered honestly, and after thinking for a while he added, "I can take care of you by myself, so why do I have to be with humans?" deal?"

Of course it was because Lu Heng still had a mission and had to leave this planet.The planet's magnetic field is chaotic, and if they want to leave, they can only look for the early fuel-using aircraft left over from before the war.After using the fuel aircraft to fly out of the magnetic field control range, transfer to the escape pod.Moreover, manual driving mode is required. These plans cannot be made by Lu Heng and Xia Jiming alone.

Lu Heng's real purpose is limited by the rules, so naturally he cannot tell Xia Jiming.But it's not impossible for him to convince this late-stage social disorder patient.

"Of course it's because I'm going to leave here one day. As my exclusive personal servant, of course you have to accompany me all the time." Lu Heng said, "It's definitely not easy to find a way to leave here just by the two of us." Reality."

"Why leave here, just the two of us living together in the forest, isn't it good?"

"When I was in the imperial capital, I ate kun fish caught from deep sea stars. The flesh of the fish was transparent, and it melted in the mouth. It was extremely delicious. What I wore were Feiyun brocade and snow silkworms from the embroidered star. Silk is as light as nothing. It doesn’t matter if I’m a cat now, but when I regain my human form, the inferior fabrics on this planet will definitely make my skin hurt…”

Lu Heng said a lot of words in one breath to describe his luxurious life in the Prince's Mansion.These words are not just talking nonsense. As the son of Prince Rong of the Huaxia Dynasty, the best supplies in the entire Huaxia Star Region are naturally for Xia Lingheng to enjoy.

"..." Xia Jiming fell silent.Indeed, Ah Heng should stay in the most comfortable environment and use the most exquisite utensils. These are far from what he is now, and this primitive planet whose development has almost stagnated cannot provide these materials.

I still need to work hard!Xia Jiming's heart welled up with raging fighting spirit.

Feeling the fighting spirit conveyed from Xia Jiming's heart, Lu Heng wagged his tail in satisfaction: "Whether it is external or internal affairs, you will be in charge in the future. As your master, do you want me to personally To deal with those humans?"

Xia Jiming immediately imagined a picture of Lu Heng dealing with outsiders. A small silver-gray cat stood on the palm of a vulgar human, tilted his head, stared at the other party with wet eyes, and talked with the other party in a soft voice. .His fluffy little tail even accidentally got entangled with the fingers of vulgar humans when it swung.

As long as he thinks of this possibility, Xia Jiming can't wait to tear the person who dared to hold Ah Heng to pieces.

Absolutely unacceptable!

Lu Heng tilted his head, not understanding what he had imagined, but his emotions were so strong that he could hear his heart.But seeing his firm expression, he should be touched by his words.The effect is good, Lu Heng thought.

"So, when you deal with people, you must suppress your body's instinctive reaction and put away that terrifying aura." Lu Heng continued to teach Xia Jiming how to be a perfect personal servant.

Xia Jiming nodded first, then said hesitantly, "I, I don't know how to control it."

Lu Heng motioned for him to spread his palms, and then jumped on it.Xia Jiming immediately put his palm at eye level with his cooperation.

"Look at me." Lu Heng said.

Actually, needless to say, Xia Jiming's eyes lingered on him all the time.

"How do you feel when you look at me?"

"It's very warm, very reassuring, and very satisfying." Xia Jiming said, a smile appeared on his face naturally

"That's it. When you deal with people, you always have my current appearance in your mind." In order to be more convincing and deepen his own education, Lu Heng even went out of his way to show off his cuteness.

The soft little milk cat tilted its head, licked its own nose with its pink tongue, then wiped its face with its furry paws, doing a whole set of face-washing movements.

The emotions emanating from Xia Jiming's body immediately became intense, and Lu Heng interpreted it as being so cute that his heart trembled.

In the end, Lu Heng made his closing statement: "You have to think about it, you are serving this son, and you only deal with other human beings in order to serve this son comfortably."

Xia Jiming is thoughtful, he is a person with a high IQ and excellent understanding.After being clicked by Lu Heng, in the next few days of special training, the progress in communication skills was almost rapid.

A newcomer came to the central trading area of ​​Sanhe City South District.

It was a child.He is thin and small, but no one dares to underestimate him.Because the trading items he put out are all dangerous creatures that only appear in the depths of the forest.

That child likes to laugh very much, and a smile can always make people let go of their guards without knowing it.He has a good temper, no matter how difficult the guest is, he never frowns.

He is magnanimous and tactful, and within a few days of his arrival, he was able to get along like a duck to water in the Southern District Trading Center.Even the ferocious law enforcement team didn't know how he managed it. When they saw him, their faces softened a little.

Lu Heng nestled on the cushion behind Xia Jiming, wagging his tail to watch him talking with others.After talking about the matter that day, the two of them had no plan to go back to the forest, but cleared a house in the southern district of Sanhe City to live in.

There are many abandoned houses in the urban area.You only need to hand over the required resources to the forces that control this area, and in exchange for a pass, you can settle here and enter the trading area to exchange resources.

Lu Heng made a list of resources for Xia Jiming, except for some necessities of life, most of them are to prepare for leaving this abandoned planet.But what worries Lu Heng most now is where to get a small fuel aircraft.The heavy responsibility of manually piloting the fuel aircraft naturally fell on Xia Jiming.

There is no need to worry about the theoretical knowledge of flying aircraft, Lu Heng can teach Xia Jiming.Although Lu Heng is a pampered second-generation ancestor, he still needs to receive basic education step by step.

In the stage of enlightenment education, humans in the interstellar era will systematically learn the basic theoretical knowledge of various industries.This includes basic aircraft piloting skills.Subsequent education at a higher stage is basically to choose a branch for in-depth study and practice. In the original world line, the branch chosen by the original owner is eating, drinking and having fun.

So in practice, Lu Heng's body is useless.But it doesn't matter, what the exclusive servant is used for, of course it is to work for the master.Lu Heng only needs to be responsible for teaching the other party with his mouth.

Lu Heng's plan is to establish a foothold in the southern area now, and then inquire about the small fuel aircraft that can be used for practice.He still has enough time, the information he got from his assistant.In the original world line, it has been several years since Xia Lingheng reappeared in the imperial capital after disappearing.If the optical brain bound to him hadn't been damaged, the people in the Prince's Mansion probably thought that the prince had died in some unknown corner.

Lu Heng was still immersed in his thoughts when he heard someone ask.

"Hey, kid, you meow beast, how do you change?"

This is not the first person to ask this question, animals on this planet, can not look at the surface.No matter how soft and cute the animal looks, it may explode into a monster in a second.The first small animal that Lu Heng encountered on this planet, Violent Rabbit is a good example.

Therefore, it is very difficult to have pets on this planet.Only when the baby animal has no self-awareness, take it away from the mother animal and feed it carefully.The little beast will completely regard the owner as its own relative, and naturally it will not reveal its ferocious side.

However, how can a mother beast with cubs be easy to deal with? These wild animals are usually very ferocious, and the attack power of a mother beast with cubs will be multiplied several times.Moreover, this kind of small beast that did not grow up beside the mother beast can only be enjoyed as a pet, and the input and output are completely out of proportion, so not many people do this kind of loss-making business.

When Xia Jiming appeared in the trading area with a palm-sized cat, it aroused the interest of many people.However, after questioning, it was found that he was determined not to take out the meow beast for exchange, so few people asked more questions.After all, ordinary people are more interested in the various fresh meats brought by Xia Jiming than a pet that is useless and has to worry about finding food to feed.

Today's guest is a bit difficult.

Standing in front of Xia Jiming was a domineering girl.On this planet with harsh living conditions, she can still wear a beautifully crafted fluffy gauze skirt and a pair of lace-up high heels on her feet, looking at the children of a certain powerful family in the city.

The stall owner next to him recognized the identity of the visitor with sharp eyes, and secretly felt that this child was about to be unlucky.

Every time someone came to ask about the little milk cat, Xia Jiming's expression would always change. After all, he hasn't cultivated enough to completely cover up his emotions.But he lowered his head cleverly, and his long bangs covered his eyes.

Xia Jiming took a deep breath, adjusting his emotions.

Every time at this time, Lu Heng was a little nervous, because he could clearly feel the killing intent emanating from Xia Jiming.He stood up, hooked Xia Jiming's trouser legs and jumped onto his shoulders.

Lu Heng gently rubbed the other's cheek: "Meow~"

That's right, in front of outsiders, Lu Heng will not reveal the fact that he is actually an individual. As long as he is in the trading area these days, he never speaks.Usually, he just uses meows to express himself. Fortunately, Xia Jiming can always accurately understand the different meanings represented by his various meows.Even if Lu Heng didn't speak, there was no big obstacle in the communication between the two.

For example, Xia Jiming immediately understood the meaning of the other party's meowing.His Ah Heng is saying, calm down, think about what I taught you before.

Xia Jiming took Lu Heng off his shoulders and carefully put it in the cloth bag on his chest.

The girl lost her patience a little, and said in a bad tone: "Hey, kid, I'm asking you something, do you hear me?"

Xia Jiming finally looked up at her, he smiled and said, "I'm sorry, he's not in the trading range."

The girl has never been rejected by anyone. She frowned when she heard Xia Jiming's answer, and then said after a while, "Resource Field No. 11, should I change it?"

The onlookers heard the girl's words and were dumbfounded. As expected of the daughter of the boss in the southern district, she was so generous for a pet meow.A whole resource field, something that many people have struggled for for decades, she can easily exchange it for a useless meow.

"No." The smile on Xia Jiming's face faded.

The stall owner on the side hadn't recovered from the girl's big handwriting, but was shocked by Xia Jiming's reply.That's a resource field, little brother, as long as you change it, you don't have to collect resources in the wind and rain, you can just stay at home and draw.He wished he could pounce on Xia Jiming and agree to it.

The girl who was rejected again finally couldn't hold back the anger on her face, she seemed about to lose her temper, but was gently pulled by the person behind her.The girl seemed to have thought of something, turned and left with an expression of unwillingness.

Lu Heng kept focusing on those few people.When the girl looked at her, she felt infinite possessiveness in her heart, and it was obviously a persistent feeling that she would not give up until she got her hands. How could she give up so easily.Lu Heng felt that he should be careful, because this girl is bound to make some trouble.

However, the young girl's moth came too fast, and used a method that Lu Heng never expected and could not understand.

Several hours passed after the girl left.A big deal came to Xia Jiming's booth, and several people took out a large sum of scarce resources on the exchange list.

Xia Jiming was busy dealing with those people, while Lu Heng napped on his stomach behind.

It smells good.

what is that?Lu Heng felt a breath that he couldn't resist penetrated into his nostrils. Just by smelling it, he felt as if he had lost his mind.

His heart was itching to scratch his lungs, even though his reason told him that something was wrong.But the body stood up completely uncontrollably, followed the smell and left.