I heard you are my cat

For Lu Qin's culinary skills, Chu Xiaobai is quite confident. Even under the current difficult conditions, he still firmly believes that Chef Lu can definitely kill Chu Fang, the second chef, in an instant.

However, the program group did not take the usual path, randomly selected ten tourists to vote, and chose the winning party. This voting process allows... soliciting votes!

The director added: "Guests can't canvass votes, you can send your pets to canvass."

The cute pets who were allowed to solicit votes looked confused: "..."

The little sparrow, who understood the rules of the competition, said: With such a distinguished status, he should not be too cheap to do such things as canvassing, so don't go!

Chu Xiaobai, who has no psychological burden, is eager to try, soliciting votes?Yes, but he can't communicate with tourists smoothly, what should we do?

The cow cat looked left and right, and his eyes fell on the green parrot, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: Yes!

He quickly ran to the parrot who was singing a folk song, and meowed softly: "Xiaolu, the program team will randomly select ten tourists to be judges later, go canvassing and ask the judges to vote for our red team."

The green parrot stared, looked around, and panicked: "Who is talking!"

Cow cat: "Meow." You lower your head, I'm under you.

The green parrot shrinks its neck, lowers its head cautiously, probably because it has been pecked by the little sparrow just now and has already produced a psychological shadow. Suddenly a strange voice came from its mind, which frightened it so that it did not dare to act rashly. When I was a cow cat for more than a month, I was relieved immediately, and asked arrogantly: Why?

The parrot's cry was a bit rough, and it didn't speak human words, so it didn't attract the attention of others, except... Lu Qin and one of the photographer brothers.

The cow cat raised its front paws and bared its teeth viciously: "Meow!" If you don't go, I'll eat you!

The green parrot screamed arrogantly, and was about to tease the other party for bragging, when the cow cat took a few steps back, twisted its buttocks, jumped up, and the white horse flew through the gap, biting the parrot's neck accurately.

The green parrot was so frightened that it immediately begged for mercy, trembling all over its body and stammering: Don't eat me, my meat is very bad, it doesn't taste good at all, really!

After Chu Xiaobai became a genius, she didn't like to eat raw food. She just wanted to scare the parrot, so——

The cow cat simply let go, and patted the opponent's head with its paw: "~o(=∩ω∩=)m meow." Go, little green.

The camera faithfully recorded this scene. When the program was officially broadcast, the subtitle team used their brains and mischievously added dialogue to the two, which unexpectedly matched the truth.

Although some viewers protested that such violent scenes should not be shown, more people noticed that this cute and soft cat has a strong hunting nature in its bones.

The randomly selected judges arrived soon, and what made Chu Xiaobai a little nervous was that seven of the ten judges showed strong interest in the blue team's dogs.

After communication and training by the animal trainer and their own shit-shoveling officer, the four golden retrievers, huskies, border collies, and bull terriers squatted in front of the blue team's dining table, wagging their tails happily at the judges , the little orange cat of Luo Yuansheng's family was also very lively and acted like a baby at the crowd beside the big golden retriever.

In contrast, the cute pets on the red team are a little weak. The little sparrow is passive and sabotage, with a cold look, hovering at low altitude, probably because he realized that he has been rambunctious for too long today, so he decided to do it now. A quiet handsome man.

The puppet cat and the Persian cat lay on the side, showing no intention of making any effort.

Chu Xiaobai dragged the green parrot, his helper who had been fooled by force just now, and was yelling desperately: "Meow! Meow!" Don't go, come here and have a look, the dishes made by my big brother Lu are delicious!

The green parrot cleared its throat, decided to compromise with the "evil forces", and brazenly tried its best to solicit votes: "Cough cough cough... the girl on the opposite side, look here~ look here~ the dishes here are delicious~ delicious~ don't pretend Ignore it—”

This is a very old song. The green parrot must have heard someone else sing it, but he didn't remember the lyrics, and the words were out of tune. However, the effect was so good that several judges who were attracted by the dog turned their heads.

"Wow, this parrot can actually sing!"

"What a smart parrot, although the lyrics are out of tune..."

"That kitty is also cute..."

"I think the dishes on the table on the right look more delicious, why don't we try them first?"

Seeing that the judges' attention was attracted, the green parrot tried harder to express itself: "I'm ugly~ but~ I'm very gentle~~~ Moonlight in front of the bed! Suspected of frost on the ground! Two green willows... one, one line The crow goes up to the blue sky! Ah ha ha ha..."

Chu Xiaobai: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ Did he use too much force just now, this parrot seems to be driven crazy by him.

"Hahahahaha!" The crowd almost went crazy with laughter.

"This is the weirdest canvassing I've ever seen, hahaha."

Letting tourists come to vote as judges is one of the methods often used by the program group of "Shit Shoveler's Holiday".In this level, strength is not the most important thing, personality charm is, the key lies in the performance of the shit shovel officer and pets.

The lunch prepared by the red team: soft-shelled turtle soup, steamed fish, three delicacies soup, steamed meat, stir-fried vegetables.

Because the blue team didn't grab the salt, they got a pot of soy sauce. For seasoning, all the dishes were basically braised in soy sauce.

Although Chu Xiaobai firmly believes that Lu Qin's cooking skills are better, in fact, Chu Fang's cooking skills are not bad, and with the limited materials on both sides, it is fair to say: half a catty, no one has the absolute Advantage.

If one side's pet is more powerful, the judges will naturally be partial.

Seeing the cow cat yelling so hard, violating his usual principles, and doing bad behaviors of threatening and intimidating just to prevent Lu Qin from losing the game, the little sparrow's heart was sour: I was once such a pure cat. , For the sake of a human being, he actually learned to play tricks!

"Chi chi!" Those two silly cats hurried over to canvass for votes!

As soon as the little sparrow yelled, the Persian cat and the puppet cat who were idling aside were obviously taken aback: This bird actually called them stupid?

"Chichi!" What are you doing in a daze, believe it or not, I ate you!

The two innocent cats looked dull, like a woman from a good family who was forced to laugh by the old bustard, and walked up to the judges unwillingly.

Ragdoll: "Meow!" Hurry up and vote!

Persian Cat: "Meow!" Vote for us!

Husky: "Aww~owwow..." Choose us choose us!Twolegs, come and choose us!

All of a sudden, the canvassing teams on both sides shouted loudly. Dogs wanted tails and hugged thighs, cats acted coquettishly and cutely, and parrot brother's fancy love songs and poetry skewers. Who should I choose?

The judges had a difficult time. After swinging left and right, the battle ended in a 5:5 draw.

Luo Yuansheng was nervous all the way, and quickly turned his head to look at the director: "Director, how do you count this? It can't be that you don't count again, right?"

The director turned his head to discuss with the assistant director, decided it was a tie, and scored three points for the most outstanding green parrot, and one point for all other pets participating in the canvassing activity, except... the little sparrow.

After this round of competition, it was already 01:30, and a group of people who had been hungry for most of the day could finally have a full meal and eat the lunch they personally participated in preparing.

The cow cat ate the cat food prepared by Lu Qin, and glanced at the dining table a little enviously. After getting used to human food, it always felt that the cat food was not as good as before. It was simply because... that was Big Brother Lu Homemade dishes?

Chu Xiaobai frowned thoughtfully, but he saw the little sparrow staring at him intently. When he thought that Master Suzaku could read minds, he felt ashamed and embarrassed. Don't dare to look up.

"Meow." Master Suzaku said in the book: It is impolite to stare at others all the time.

"Chichi!" You don't look at me, how do you know I'm looking at you?

When the cow cat heard this, he almost buried his head in the cat food. This sentence sounded familiar. Well, not long ago, he just said that to Master Suzaku.

The little sparrow jumped and landed in front of the cow cat, and asked in a very helpless tone: Baibai, are you sure you really like Lu Qin?It's not because you have too few contacts, he is too kind to you, and you are only grateful to him?

Chu Xiaobai was stunned for a moment. He secretly thought about this question before. Brother Lu is a good man, he is unconditionally good to him, tolerates him, helps him, has love, can cook, is capable, and is handsome. Normal people would love him.

Little Sparrow: "... Tch." But you are not a normal human being.

Chu Xiaobai was speechless for a while, and sighed leisurely: If he was a normal human being, he probably wouldn't have to worry so much.

The cow cat plucked up the courage to ask: "Meow?" Master Suzaku, can a demon become a human?

To his regret, the little sparrow looked at him complicatedly for a while, then flew away without saying a word.

When Lu Qin was eating, he kept paying attention to the cow cat and the little sparrow. Seeing that these two seemed to be communicating with each other like human beings, the suspicion in his heart deepened. It was just a matter of time to verify his guess.

Ask Xiaobai face to face?

After hesitating for a while, he decisively denied this plan.

Based on what he knew about Chu Xiaobai, the young man's character was pure and shy. If his true identity was exposed face to face, he would probably turn around and run away, and then completely disappear in front of him.

After all, in Xiaobai's mind, his status is far from number one.

After Lu Qin calmed down, even he couldn't help being surprised: after discovering such a big secret, the first thing he thought of was the boy's reaction, not his own personal safety. The cat demon, even Xiaobai's roommate is very possibly... a demon, and there may be more demons hidden in the entire Happy Apartment.

For a human being, this is a rather dangerous thing to do.

And he didn't feel scared at all.