I heard you are my cat

The little sparrow's eyeballs rolled: "Chichi? Ji——" Master Suzaku, what are you talking about, little cat, I don't understand.

Is this the rhythm of not admitting it?

Chu Xiao was embarrassed, this feeling of disillusionment was really subtle.

Master Suzaku, who is as famous as the king, turned into a little sparrow and brought his wife to participate in a human variety show. It's really... shameless!

The cow cat stared at the little sparrow accusingly, and had nothing to say, but made the other party feel uncomfortable and scalp numb.

The little sparrow was a little annoyed: "Chi chi!" What are you looking at!Look again, I will eat you!

The cow cat echoed weakly: "Meow." If you don't look at me, how do you know I'm looking at you?

The little sparrow flapped its wings frantically and stomped its feet.

As the third person on the scene who understood the conversation between them, Xiao Ting calmly straightened his scratched hair, and his heart was very complicated: the one who agreed to come to record the program at that time must have been physically controlled, right?

When the cat and the bird were confronting each other, Lu Qin suddenly said, "Xiao Ting, what is your little sparrow talking about?"

Xiao Ting reacted quickly, shaking his head pretending to be distressed: "I don't know, it's annoying to be chattering all day long."

"It's very lively." Lu Qin turned to the little sparrow thoughtfully. No matter how you look at it, it's just an ordinary sparrow. Apart from the extraordinary performance in the part of drawing the number plate just now, there is really nothing special about it. place.

However, his intuition told him that things might not be that simple.

"Lively, haha, yes, very lively." Xiao Ting felt that he was about to lose control of his facial expressions. Who would have imagined that Master Suzaku, one of the majestic beasts in the world, would pretend to be a fool in order to see a cat? ?

Little Sparrow: "..." Wait for me, you boy!

Chu Xiaobai glanced at Little Sparrow for a while, and Xiao Ting for a while, and the more he looked, the more he felt that something was wrong with these two. Could it be that Master Suzaku really... cheated?What about the king?Should he send a WeChat report to the king after he returns?

The cow cat fell into distress, lowered his head, stared at his fluffy white paws, hesitating: what if he made a mistake?Why don't we ask later?

Lu Qin noticed it secretly for a while, but couldn't find conclusive evidence for the time being, so he decided to put the matter aside for now.

Compared with the four of them, who appear to be calm on the surface, they are actually in a turbulent situation. On the other side, the two owners of the puppet cat and the Persian cat are chatting in full swing, exchanging their cat raising experience with each other, and the green parrot is receiving love from the shit-shoveling officer. Education: In terms of basic politeness in chatting, it is very impolite to interrupt others at will.

The camera records all the pictures one by one as material, waiting for subsequent editing.

When the car stopped, it was already half an hour later. The cow cat nestled in Lu Qin's arms, looking around anxiously. Ah Jing and the others said they would follow them secretly, but because of the arrangement of the program recording process, they didn't know in advance. After getting the news, the three who go out basically by squeezing the bus have to come here immediately, I'm afraid it's a bit difficult, unless——

Change back to original form.

After he found the pastoral dog lying on the side of the road near the scenic spot, and the little hamster and the big white rabbit squatting on A Huang's body, Chu Xiaobai opened his eyes wide in surprise: there was a broken bowl in front of A Huang, and many passing by Tourists also throw some change into the bowl.

Yesha Lake is a natural freshwater lake in the shape of a half moon, adjacent to the Xianglan Wetland, and connected to Qinyun Ancient Town on the right.

Although the location where the program is recorded has been limited, the content of the program is constantly changing, especially in this issue.

Director: "Number one of the red and blue teams, please come and draw lots."

Some staff members cleared the scene ahead of time, and the program team was separated from the crowd by a long distance. It was inconvenient for Chu Xiaobai to convey any news. Just as the director was shouting loudly, he saw Xiao Ting and Chu Xiao Fang walked over, and then——

Among the crowd of onlookers, the white rabbit roared angrily.

Chu Xiaobai listened intently, and immediately felt embarrassed, Qiuqiu said: "Little Baibai, if you get a chance later, remember to teach Chu Fang's dog a hard lesson!"

The theme of "The Holiday of the Shit Shoveler" revolves around the interaction between the Shit Shoveler and the cute pet. The content of the first level is like a fairy tale: one day, the Shit Shoveler was captured by a monster and locked in a dark place. Pet to rescue, within half an hour, if the cute pet doesn't find its own shit-shoveling officer, the shit-shoveling officer will be eaten by monsters!

Little Sparrow: "Tch?" Did the person who asked this question lose his mind?Monsters don't bother to eat shit-shoveling officials, (￢︿￢☆) Huh!

No one expected that there were actually two real monsters mixed in among this bunch of cute pets.

After Chu Fang read the content on the card without changing his face, he looked at the director in bewilderment: "And then?"

The director smiled and pointed at Xiao Ting: "There is still half of the content on his card."

Xiao Ting pulled out the card with a smile: "The monster team is responsible for capturing the enemy's shit-shoveling officers, and our cute pets will interfere with the rescue operations of the enemy's cute pets. If the enemy's cute pets don't find their shovels within half an hour Shit officer, we win."

On the blue team side, except for the little orange cat brought by Luo Yuansheng, the other four brought dogs. It seemed that the outcome of this level had been decided.

In order to create a tense and realistic effect, the monsters captured the shit-shoveling officer. The five members of the red team changed their clothes and put on ghost masks. When the blue team members were exchanging feelings with their pets, they suddenly attacked , Knock people out and take them away!

Immediately afterwards, the pets of the red team went into battle to snipe the pets of the blue team who were trying to save people.

That's the basic idea, but unfortunately——

The gap between pets and humans is too far.

Even with the guidance of an animal trainer and the dutiful performance of the shit-shoveling officers, the masters are still in a state of confusion.

Husky: "Awww?" What happened?Where did my shit shovel go?

Little orange cat: "Meow?" Where have you been, Luo Luo?Don't abandon me, woo woo woo...

Bull Terrier: "Wow!" Where's the person?What about people?

Ragdoll: "Meow?" What tricks are these humans playing?

Chu Xiaobai: "..." I always feel that the people in this program group think too simply, there should be follow-up preparations, right?

As he predicted, follow-up preparations arose.

"Help! Babe! Come and save me, I was captured by a monster, it's so dark and scary!"

Luo Yuansheng's voice came from the loudspeaker, followed by the distress calls of the other four people.

If the four dogs and one cat were replaced by five cute babies, the development should be much smoother.Chu Xiaobai was thinking silently, wondering if he should go over to push the plot, when he heard the green parrot let out a scream, was pecked by the little sparrow, and jumped up and down as if his butt was on fire: "You guys My master was taken away by a monster! Taken away! I'm about to be eaten!"

Fertile animals can basically overcome racial barriers and communicate smoothly with different species. Although this green parrot has not yet matured, it already has an advantage in this area. After adding the little sparrow, it kept chirping, explaining After a while, the four dogs of the blue team finally understood what was going on, and ran away one after another, running towards the breath left by their own shit-shoveling officer!

The cow cat covered its face: "Meow." Master Suzaku, it turns out that you didn't intend to win the game.

Realizing that he had done something stupid, the little sparrow pretended to be calm and explained: "Hey!" I did this just to make the show look more exciting and to consider the ratings, do you understand?Nonsence!I told you that I am not some kind of Master Suzaku. Master Suzaku is so wise, mighty, domineering, suave, and handsome, how can I compare with him!

Chu Xiaobai 囧: I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people.

Cowcat: "Meow?" Shall we chase after him now?

The little sparrow snorted, and its eyes fell on the little orange cat who was still standing still, and roared loudly, which probably meant: Little ones, before that silly cat reacts, let's take it down!

With the little orange cat being put into the cage, the red team took the lead in scoring the first point.

The remaining four dogs had already run far away. Chu Xiaobai looked at the Persian cat and the Ragdoll cat who were still basking in the sun, and skipped the green parrot who had turned to the cameraman to show off his ventriloquist.

The little sparrow flapped its wings and yelled twice triumphantly: "Hurry up, let's rush over now, and kill those four big dogs in seconds!"

The cow cat responded weakly, and took a step to chase it out.

In the camera, the two smallest cats and birds soon meet four imposing adult dogs!

The excrement shovel officers who were originally captured by the monster and played the role of the monster are staring nervously at the big screen in the lounge.

Luo Yuansheng: "Old Lu, how can your family Baibai be so domineering, look at this walking posture, I don't know if I thought it was a tiger, haha..."

Lu Qin and You Rongyan nodded, but they smiled and said nothing, their emotions were very complicated. If it was really a cat, he should be really proud, but if it was a person, it would be a little different.

In the camera, the little kitten stands facing the wind in front of the four big dogs, thinking that he is quite domineering, but in fact he opens his mouth in a childish voice: "Wow!"

The husky with the three fires on his head was the first to turn around and run away in fright, just in time to fall into the trap cage on the side. The little sparrow flew forward tacitly and locked the cage!

Seeing that the situation was wrong, the remaining three dogs turned around and ran away, but they were getting farther and farther away from the place where the shit shovel officer was trapped!

In front of the camera, a group of people looked dumbfounded: What kind of operation is this?Simply scary!

Lu Qin couldn't help but wonder again: These are actually two goblins, right?