I heard you are my cat

At nine o'clock in the morning, Ah Huang was about to go out to cash the check. One million was not a small amount. Ah Jing was worried that he would go out alone, so she decided to go with him, leaving Chu Xiaobai and Qiuqiu as housekeepers.

Before the live broadcast, Chu Xiaobai spent most of his time on self-study, occasionally discussing the content of Shengshi with Qiuqiu, and then turned it on to solo a few times to practice.

It was the same today, he was lying on the table doing papers.Qiuqiu still crouched in the corner facing the wall, thinking about his past.

"Ball, I have a question."

"Don't ask me about your studies, I can't help you."

Qiuqiu replied quite self-aware, when Ah Jing went out, he didn’t specifically ask him to continue to reflect. Now squatting in the corner and thinking about life is completely his own choice, what should he do in the future?This is a very complicated question.

Instead, he thought, he might as well just leave, the worst would be to leave K City, out of sight and out of mind, and reluctant to stay here.

Holding a thick stack of papers, Chu Xiaobai quickly moved to the side of Qiuqiu, looked at him curiously, and asked, "After you saved someone last night, why didn't you come back all night?"

Qiuqiu grinned sullenly: "Have you heard the saying? Curiosity killed the cat."

Chu Xiaobai shrank his neck and looked at Qiuqiu in horror: "Are you going to kill people to silence them?"

Qiuqiu: "...The acting skills are too exaggerated, Xiao Baibai."

Chu Xiaobai chuckled, squatted beside him, with a posture of "I just won't go", and continued to ask: "Is it because you were worried that you secretly hid in the dark and accidentally forgot the time? So you came home at dawn?"

Qiuqiu raised his forehead helplessly, if he hadn't known that Chu Xiaobai was already over the age, he would really have suspected that this kitty was only three months old, what kind of curiosity, childish words, etc., perfectly reproduced in the other party.

"Little Baibai, why do you care so much about this matter?"

Chu Xiaobai blurted out: "Because we are friends, I care about you."

Suddenly, Qiuqiu was a little moved.

Huh?No, Xiaobaibai, you said you cared about me, but the direction of your concern is obviously wrong!

"Caring about me? Are you sure?"

Chu Xiaobai nodded like a pounding garlic: "Yeah!"

Qiuqiu looked back at him expressionlessly, without saying a word, seeing the young man blushing a little, and finally added hesitantly: "...Actually, he still has a little selfishness."

Qiuqiu kept a straight face on purpose, and replied flatly: "Oh."

After all, Chu Xiaobai is not good at lying, he felt guilty for a while, and explained weakly: "I think Luo Yuan is not bad, you took his body forcibly, and you don't hate him, he seems to like you a little bit, why don't you try Do you want to accept this relationship?"

Qiuqiu sighed, patted the other person's head, and shook his head: "Little fool, how can a demon be with humans forever? Just imagine, after 50 years, the young and strong young people have become bad old men, and We are still like this…”

Chu Xiaobai silently imagined, 50 years later, Big Brother Lu will become an old man, he still looks like a minor, is he going to call Big Brother Lu... Grandpa?

Click!The picture in my mind was like a shattered mirror, with shards of glass falling down.

very scary!

Chu Xiaobai seemed to have lost his soul, and froze on the spot, unable to say a word for a long time.

Qiuqiu patted his cheek wonderingly, and asked worriedly: "Little Baibai, what are you doing?"

Chu Xiaobai came back to his senses, his eyes were sore: "I seem to understand a little bit."

Shemale different ways, the meaning of these four words.

No wonder Uncle Groundhog, Ah Jing and Qiuqiu always tell him that falling in love between a demon and a human will not end well.

Qiuqiu frowned suspiciously and asked, "What do you know?"

Chu Xiaobai lowered his head and replied sullenly: "...the reason why we can't like human beings."

Qiuqiu responded, patted his head, and deliberately changed the subject: "I may not be on the live broadcast tonight."

His foot was injured, his face was bruised, and there was something wrong with his right hand. If he went to live broadcast a cross-server competition in this state, he would be abused, let alone abused.in addition--

"I thought about it carefully, live broadcasting is not a long-term solution."

Although live broadcasts come in quickly, compared to office workers, the anchor has plenty of time and freedom. He is doing well now, supporting himself is not a problem, and he can save a little money, which is better than many goblins who are struggling near the food and clothing line too much.

"Being exposed to the public eye for a long time, if one day accidentally exposes the identity, it will be very troublesome."

Qiuqiu analyzed seriously: "I don't care, anyway, you are an old fritter, but you are different, Xiaobaibai. You are going to go to college in the future. If you are recognized by your classmates, you used to wear women's clothing on the Huluwa live broadcast platform. Live streaming, after all, is not a good thing.”

Chu Xiaobai: (⊙o⊙)...

Qiuqiu: "When encountering some extreme and unreasonable people, it is possible to call you a pervert or a shemale directly to your face. But you can't beat them yet. Tell me, don't you feel aggrieved?"

Chu Xiaobai: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Seeing his frightened expression, Qiuqiu quickly added: "Of course, that's a very small minority. Most human beings are relatively kind. What we're talking about now is the worst assumption."

"Ding——" the WeChat new message notification sounded.

Chu Xiaobai took out the phone from his pocket, looked down and said, "It's not mine."

Qiuqiu looked at his mobile phone bewilderedly, his expression turned cold instantly, the news was sent by Chu Fang, the technical director of Huluwa, who is regarded as half of his bole.

Chu Fang: Xiao Baibai is a man? [Link]

"Ball, what happened?"

Qiuqiu put the phone away decisively, and replied lightly: "A little thing."

He was still worried just now that the matter of Xiaobaibai's women's live broadcast was discovered, and it was exposed so quickly.

Chu Fang came to tell him about this just now. Someone posted a post on Cucurbita's forum: 818, the "novice" Xiaobai anchor who disguised himself as a woman and sold all kinds of cute clothes to attract attention.

Because the post was posted in the middle of the night, when the administrators of the forum discovered this post, the number of hits and replies had already reached an exaggerated level. There were all kinds of demons dancing in it, and the "truth" was appalling.

The person who posted the post claimed to be a passer-by fan of the Huluwa live broadcast platform, and occasionally clicked into a live broadcast room recommended by the homepage. The anchor was a young lady in a nurse outfit. At first, this "lady" was a novice anchor. She doesn't even know how to interact with the audience, her singing skills are mediocre, her makeup is thick and exaggerated, her wig looks scary, and I heard that she doesn't know how to hook up with the boss of the cute pet channel. It was recommended by the boss, which attracted a lot of traffic to come over to support.

It's a pity that the mud couldn't support the wall, and the popularity of "Miss Sister" still couldn't climb up. She struggled half-deadly for a week, and hugged another thigh. A game anchor who was once very popular but has passed away, the two One singing, one hooking up, a certain executive who betrayed his body and hooked up with a gourd baby, finally occupied a place on the homepage by sensationalizing.

The person who posted the post had sinister intentions, this kind of free-for-all, completely speculative posting on the wall, coupled with a certain group of people who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, the post was quickly upvoted.

When the forum administrator found out about this, some Calabash Doll's competitors had poured into the post to confuse the situation. Although the post was locked immediately, people kept posting about this matter, and it was too late to delete the post.

Qiuqiu stood up: "Little Baibai, you go and do your papers, I'll go back to my room and sleep for a while."

There's no need to let this kitten know about such a terrible thing.

Chu Xiaobai: "Well~o(*￣▽￣*)o, go to sleep, you see that the bags under your eyes are coming out."

Qiuqiu made a grimace, and quickly ran back to the room. Immediately, he turned on the computer, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to fight for [-] rounds with those malicious guys on the forum!

Probably because he has not responded to WeChat, Chu Fang has already called.

Qiuqiu: "It's a man, so what? He didn't write that he was a woman in the profile gender, and he never said that he was a girl from the beginning to the end. There are too many people on the platform who live in disguise as women... ..."

Chu Fang: "It's no small matter to fool the audience."

Qiuqiu: "Why did you fool me? He didn't say he was a girl, and he didn't ask for gifts from fans because of this. Before I approached him, he was just a rookie, the kind who can't even interact with one-sided live broadcasts." , I don’t want to be recognized by others, the only man who disguises himself as a woman, in the final analysis, is to harm the interests of some individuals, so he will be picked out and hung on the wall like this..."

Chu Fang: "Because of this incident, the image of the platform has been affected to a certain extent, and a cat live broadcast room may be temporarily blocked."

Qiuqiu: "...Chu Fang, your uncle!"

In a rage, Qiuqiu hung up the phone, and angrily went to the forum to post a post.

Although he felt that Chu Xiaobai was not suitable for live broadcasting all the time, there was a big difference between washing his hands in a golden basin and being pinched out of the stage!

"Ding--"

Chu Fang: What I said is possible, temporarily close the live broadcast room.

Qiuqiu: Hmm(￢︿￢☆)

Chu Fang: Our technicians have already found out that the person who posted the post was an anchor from the same group as Xiaobaibai, and two of the behind-the-scenes people belonged to hostile companies. But in order to give the audience an explanation, it is more appropriate to close the live broadcast room.

Qiuqiu: Pooh!

Chu Fang: If you continue to act like this, your live broadcast room will also be blocked.

Qiuqiu: If you dare to threaten me, I will tell your wife to go!Let sister Xiao hit you!

Chu Fang: ...

After Qiuqiu's post was posted, the one-sided situation finally eased.

#竞赛无男女, is it really that important whether the anchor of a competitive game is a man or a woman? #

"Actually, until now, I still can't believe that Xiao Baibai is a boy. He looks so cute and has such a shy personality. How could he not be a girl!"

"That post is probably a green post posted by a competitor who is not very popular. The first photo is all edited. I don't understand why so many people follow suit."

"The problem is that the photo is also a photo of Xiao Baibai in women's clothing. Although the chest is not exposed, but there is no Adam's apple. It seems a bit far-fetched to say that it is a boy..."

"I read that post from the beginning to the end, and I feel that someone is playing a big game of chess. This little Baibai should be an introduction to being picked up as a fuse. Is the calabash baby almost finished playing? Was he pulled into a gang Step on the ground hard?"

"Passers-by are just watching the fun, so to sum it up: this Xiaobaibai is a man or a woman, and the person who posted the post didn't come up with any definite evidence, so he posted a photo of a flat chest saying: This guy is a man disguised as a woman."

"I'm a small fan who has been following Baibai since I started the live broadcast. At the beginning, the live broadcast room was not singing and performing. The little anchor told us how to raise pigs. The popularity was very bad. He never asked us for gifts, just said hello, and then he started to talk about pig raising like a primary school student. Later, he stopped raising pigs and changed to singing. Although some big guys brought a wave of popularity, the little anchor is still very stupid Yes, if there are too many people, he won’t ask for gifts. Until later, he played live games with Qiuqiu. Basically, it was Qiuqiu who mobilized his popularity. I watched it from the beginning to the end, and felt that this was an introverted personality who might be a bit socially afraid. Kid, it’s really not as unsightly as the post said.”

"Having said that, when Xiaobaibai sang live, his popularity was relatively average. Later, he got up because of his excellent game playing skills. For a prosperous fan like me, as long as the anchor is good at technology, it doesn't matter if he is a male or female."

"Don't say anything. In fact, it's not intentional to be misunderstood? It's shameless to pretend to be a white lotus!"

"Can game anchors be gender-neutral? Then what about the gifts he lied to when he pretended to be a woman and sang? If Lu knew he was a man, would he still give him so many gifts? Pray for Lu's nagging psychological shadow at this moment! "

"Upstairs is ridiculous. I guess it's a prostitute who hasn't spent a penny. Lu didn't jump out to say anything, so you can represent Lu?"

Qiuqiu was typing on the keyboard quickly, when he suddenly heard a knock on the door, followed by Chu Xiaobai's voice: "Qiaoqiu, can I come in?"

"Wait a minute!" He was so frightened that he almost threw away the keyboard, quickly minimized the opened webpage, and went to open the door.

Qiuqiu: "What's the matter, Xiao Baibai?"

Chu Xiaobai happily compared the Sydney 11plus in his hand, and said: "I heard the movement in your room, and I know that you are not asleep yet, and I am going out to change the card, so I come here to tell you, I am afraid that you will find something later. I."

Qiuqiu nodded again and again: "Well, you go." The business hall is not far away.

Chu Xiaobai stuffed the phone into his pocket, paused, and asked hesitantly: "Qiaoqiu, did something happen?" The person who was supposed to go back to the room to sleep, turned on the computer at this moment, which is a bit strange .

Qiuqiu: "It's okay, you can go, go early and come back early."

Chu Xiaobai: "b(￣▽￣)dOkay, do you want me to bring you something to eat?"

Qiuqiu: "Roast chicken."

After finally dismissing the person involved, he went back to the computer and saw that under the post he had posted, the three forces of fans, passers-by, and black were at a stalemate. Suddenly, a user named Lu quoted the above-mentioned paragraph of Lu, Three words back: I don't mind.