I heard you are my cat

When Luo Yuansheng received the call from Lu Qin, he was obviously stunned for a moment: "A fox spirit or something, isn't it my cousin's excuse?"

A double, on the day of marrying a man, broke his face and turned into a farce, which can be called the drama of the year. Luo Qiyu wants to save face, he feels ashamed, so he just pretends to be crazy.

Luo Yuansheng is not the only one who has this idea.

What really puzzled him was: Lu Qin, a staunch materialist, would actually believe such a ridiculous excuse?

Lu Qin calmly analyzed: "If it's an excuse, these two people who are not at odds really have such a tacit understanding and thought of the same reason at the same time?"

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation.

He is more inclined to: They were actually framed, this view.

Two prodigal sons with chaotic private lives were avenged by a vixen.Luo Yuansheng subtly agreed to Lu Qin's request, although he still favored the possibility that the two were lying.

Luo Yuansheng: "I'll call my cousin later, bring your computer and come to the company, today the restaurant has braised sweet and sour pork and hairy crabs, I've reserved a portion for you, and by the way, I'll bring your family over here with Bai Bai. "

Lu Qin: "...I am a person with a rigorous attitude towards work."

How could he do such a thing as taking the cat to the office?

The premise is that he has a cat.

If there are cats, anything that violates the principle is another matter.

Luo Yuansheng was a little embarrassed. As a leader, he blatantly violated the company's regulations, which is really outrageous!but--

Beibei is so weak, helpless and lonely, how can he bear to leave it alone at home?

So he decisively changed the subject: "Did you give Bai Bai to the child's care these few days when you came home?"

Give your cat to someone you like to take care of, come and go, and increase emotional communication. This method is really good.

Lu Qin responded ambiguously, telling a lie, and then using more lies to cover it up. This is the reason why he was so obsessed with pretending that he had a cat?

Downstairs 211, four people from Chu Xiaobai's side are eating around the dining table. Chef Ah Huang showed his skills today and made a whole pig feast, mainly steamed, braised in brown sauce, and soup. not bad.

After Chu Xiaobai drank a bowl of pork rib soup, he blurted out: "If Ah Huang doesn't set up street stalls in the future, it would be nice to open a small restaurant."

The stalls outside Vanke Plaza also have to pay management fees, and with the increasingly fierce competition among peers, making money is not as easy as it was in the past few years. On a windy, rainy, hail and snowy day, we have to stop working. inconvenient.

Ah Huang smiled honestly: "Bai Bai, my craft is not good enough."

Ah Jing said calmly while drinking the soup: "The key is the store. I have inquired about renting a house. The rent in the area of ​​Vanke Plaza is 20 a year. If you do some ordinary small business, you will obviously lose money." It is possible to consider opening a small restaurant, but the upfront investment is too large, and the rent and decoration costs add up to us, which is completely unbearable.”

Ah Huang nodded: "To open a store now, you need to apply for a business license, sanitation permit, and so on. This is a bit troublesome."

Chu Xiaobai listened carefully, and calculated silently. He is now live broadcasting with Qiuqiu, and his daily income ranges from [-] to [-]. If it is a month, it is [-] to [-]. The premise is that he persists every day. But Qiuqiu said that life cannot always be at a climax, there are always lows, and now they have a good start because they have "golden thighs" to help...

Qiuqiu: "I don't have any other expenses for the time being, and the income from live broadcasting can be contributed."

Chu Xiaobai quickly added: "There's me! I figured it out, if it's always in the peak period, before I go to the college entrance examination, I can get together a year's rent and decoration expenses."

In fact, he hopes that he can earn enough money in the future to buy a store for Ah Jing.

Ah Jing smiled gratifiedly: "There is no rush for this matter, Bai Bai, your most important task now is to study hard and get admitted to university, you know?"

Chu Xiaobai: "Hmm~o(*￣▽￣*)o"

The college diploma is the eternal pain in Qiuqiu's heart. Hearing the word "university", he couldn't help complaining: "Actually, it's not that important whether you can go to college. If the live broadcast is done well, it's better than someone with a college degree." People earn more."

Ah Jing was angry: "Who said that reading is useless? When you go to the sea and see a flock of birds, you who are illiterate will only say: Fuck, there are so many birds! Literate people at least know: sunset and loneliness The ducks fly together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky."

Qiuqiu said stubbornly: "So you can use it when you are pretending to be aggressive?"

Chu Xiaobai: Σ(っ°Д°;)っThis won't be a fight, right?Why does the atmosphere feel so tense.

Ah Huang coughed softly: "The Fairy Management Bureau openly recruits two people every year. The salary is five social insurances and one housing fund, and the annual salary is one million. The most basic requirement is: a goblin with a college education or above."

Chu Xiaobai: "Wow! One million!"

This feeling of a bright future is so exciting, so exciting!

Chu Xiaobai, who was originally very obsessed with taking the college entrance examination, instantly felt as if he had been pumped with blood, excited, and with a bang, the boy changed back to his original form, and the cow cat jumped up and down in the living room like crazy.

"Meow!" One million!Ah Jing, I seem to see 100 million beckoning to me!

100 million... Qiuqiu flattened his mouth, felt aggrieved like a two-hundred-pound fat man, and stuffed a pig's ear into his mouth, crying silently in his heart: Why isn't he material for studying?

Ah Jing yelled helplessly: "Bai Bai——"

It's not that a person with a college degree has a million-dollar annual salary. Do you know how many goblins go for interviews every year when the Fairy Control Bureau recruits?Thousands of ah!

Forget it, don't tell him such a cruel fact, let this kitty be happy for a while.

The cow cat is called the husky among cats. When it goes crazy, it even scares itself. Chu Xiaobai used to be helpless, lonely, and lived very cautiously. Now that he has friends and friends, he will let go of it slowly. up.

While Ah Jing was helpless, she also felt a little comforted in her heart.

Fortunately, no matter how excited Chu Xiaobai was, his rationality was always on the line, and he calmed down after a while. After turning back into a human form, the boy's cheeks were flushed, and he was very embarrassed.

"I, I was so excited just now, I couldn't control it for a while."

"╰(￣ω￣o) is fine." Ah Jing sandwiched a piece of pork ribs for him, "If you are interested in the position of the Demon Control Bureau, I will tell you in detail after dinner."

Chu Xiaobai: "b(￣▽￣)d is good." From now on, his goals in life are: the college entrance examination, going to university, and entering the Demon Control Bureau after graduation!

So simple and clear.

Green Fresh Energy K City Branch, 12:30 noon, on the first floor of the company restaurant.

When Lu Qin came over, the food was still hot, and Luo Yuansheng was feeding the cat with a motherly smile.

Don't talk about feelings, just want to raise cats well.This sentence is perfectly suitable to describe Luo Yuansheng's current state.

Lu Qin: "Did you make the call?"

Luo Yuansheng: "Well, this incident is quite strange. Didn't my cousin insist that he met a vixen? When I called just now, he didn't seem to remember what he said, and called me crazy The whole thing is like amnesia..."

"Don't remember?" Lu Qin asked back in surprise, immediately picked up the phone and dialed Lu Yuan's number.

Luo Yuansheng: "What are you in such a hurry to do, eat first."

Lu Qin answered absently, and the call was connected quickly, but——

Lu Yuan's reaction was exactly the same as Luo Qiyu's.

"What kind of vixen? Lu Qin, are you trying to trick me? Am I so mentally retarded? How can I make such an excuse? I just drank too much that day, and I accidentally fucked that kid named Luo, and I don't like it." He, why did you marry him, besides, I am an unmarriageist..."

The other side was still chattering away, but Lu Qin decisively ended the call with a complicated look on his face, feeling that there might be a mysterious and unknown force behind this, clearing up certain traces.

But what's ridiculous is that everyone thought it was a joke and an excuse, but he was the only one who took it seriously.

Luo Yuansheng saw that his reaction was not right, and asked worriedly: "What's wrong with you?"

Lu Qin: "Lu Yuan doesn't remember what he said either."

Luo Yuansheng trembled with an exaggerated expression, lowered his voice, and said in a low voice: "Are we involved in some supernatural event? Or were they brainwashed by aliens? Or, in fact, we were the ones brainwashed and hypnotized?"

Lu Qin: "..."

Time soon arrived in the evening, and the temperature dropped below ten degrees.

When Chu Xiaobai went out, Ah Jing forced him to put on another jacket: "It will be even colder when the wind blows at night."

The boy nodded: "Yeah." Although he wanted to say, he didn't feel cold, but in this season, no one would go out in such thin clothes, and he didn't want to make himself appear too abrupt.

"Baibai looks very handsome today." The groundhog uncle came over with a smile, not forgetting to boast, "The clothes I picked are really good."

Chu Xiaobai: "Uncle is also very energetic today! The blind date will definitely be a success!"

Groundhog: "...Don't tell me, I almost forgot that I'm going on a blind date today, not just eating and drinking."

Putting on new clothes and cleaning themselves up, the five little monsters were generous today, instead of taking the bus, they hailed a taxi. The groundhog was in the passenger seat, and the remaining four squeezed together in the back row.

When getting off the bus, Groundhog, being the most lucrative among the five goblins, paid the fare generously and led the four goblins towards the entrance of the hotel.

Wuxing Building is a relatively famous five-star hotel in K City. Various banquets are often held here, and people come and go. At a glance, you can see a few goblins shuttling among the crowd.

The annual gathering of the Demon League is a very important festival for them, comparable to the Spring Festival of human beings. Not only are there delicious meals for free, but also great opportunities. If they are lucky, they will soar into the sky.

Chu Xiaobai said cautiously: "Ah Jing, I have a hunch that I will win the lottery tonight!"

"Baibai, is it true? Then you quickly choose a number for me, and I'll buy a lottery ticket here to bet." Uncle Groundhog heard this and asked excitedly. He had a hunch that this kind of thing is very mysterious. will have this special ability.