Chusan's Liuyi Children's Day

Boss Xia led hundreds of people, large and small, under the banner of Xiaoqitang, suppressing Fei Qi and his ilk everywhere, new stores bloomed everywhere, and the business has been prosperous for a whole year.At the end of the year, Cui Dongdong, who was the shopkeeper, settled the accounts, and everyone from the boss to the horse boy made a lot of money.Xia Liuyi hired his own nightclub to hold a celebration party on Christmas Eve, and invited all the elders and dozens of famous brothers, giving out big red envelopes and having fun all night long.

He is a sharp-eyed, ruthless, and vicious boss. He is aggressive and salvages externally, and he is close to the people internally. He is very generous and approachable. He takes turns serving money and sticks. Docile post, only he leads the way.All the elders were very fond of his performance, and when they received the thick red envelope, they were all full of praise for him.

Only Uncle Qiu, who is the youngest among the elders and relatively junior in seniority, whispered something private to him during the toast, "Xiao Liu, you have made too many enemies, so it's better to be careful. After all, Fat Qi is messing around in the world." After several decades, being able to sit in today’s position is not to be underestimated.”

Xia Liuyi laughed loudly, raised his wine glass and thanked loudly, "Uncle Qiu's good words! The company will definitely go smoothly in the coming year and make great achievements!"

He raised his head and drank the glass of wine, and said in a low voice, "Uncle Qiu, thank you, Xiao Liu is not sensible, and I need you to take care of me more in the future."

He toasted each other with the elders one by one, and then he was surrounded by a group of subordinates in the arena, and the stars were all over the moon, expressing their praise.Xiao Ma acted as the master of ceremonies on the stage, and uttered queer words, "I want to thank the company, thank you boss, thank you elders, thank you brothers and sisters, for giving me Xiao Ma this opportunity to reform and start a new life, No! To be able to act as a manager and develop the branch company... All the achievements I have now are inseparable from the boss who nurtured and promoted me! We bosses are bold and don’t like to play those fake things! We don’t want to Just kidding - I propose! Everyone of us here, give a toast to the boss!"

Xia Liu, who was squeezed under the stage, had a green face. He lost his wine glass and wanted to climb up to cut people—one glass per person? !You bastard, are you going to drink me to death? !

As soon as Xiao Ma lost the microphone and ran away, he still didn't forget to shout, "Brothers! The boss is here! Seize the opportunity!"

Xia Liuyi didn't even get the corner of his clothes, but was overwhelmed by the swarming people and wine! "Big Brother, Big Brother! Come here and I'll toast you!" "Give the Big Brother a full cup, don't worry, our Big Brother will not get drunk for a thousand cups!" You are my idol!" "Boss, my wife wants a signed photo of you! Don't give it to her and let me in tonight! Boss, do me a favor..."

"Fuck! Don't tear my clothes! Don't touch me! Are you here to toast or eat tofu! You're all rolling——!"

Here Big Brother Xia fought alone against dozens of big guys, it was crowded and chaotic, and it was horrible, but the elders’ table over there was peaceful, and several backbones of the gang came up to toast one after another. Holding a wine glass, chatting and laughing with Uncle Yuan.

"Girl, you have worked hard this year."

"I've won the prize, no hard work, no hard work."

"How is Paozi working under your hands?"

"Smart and sensible, promising and promising."

……

The celebration party reached its climax amidst singing, singing, dancing and laughing. The stripper stars kept shaking their butts on the stage to the brisk music. Every time they took off a piece of clothing, they asked the boss for a drink.All the heroes in the audience readily agreed, carrying the wine bottle to look for the boss everywhere, hey boss!Big guy!Just now you guys lifted it up and threw it into the sky!Where did you throw it?

Cui Dongdong bid farewell to the brothers with a smile on his face, and slid out of the hall in the name of going to the toilet. As soon as he entered the toilet, he found one of his brothers throwing himself on the toilet and vomited wildly.

"Hey, this is the women's toilet! You have to vomit to the next door!" Cui Dongdong kicked him in disgust.

The brother glanced at her in a daze, then looked back at the surrounding layout, and pondered for a long time in great confusion, "That's right, this men's room, Brother Dongdong, are you not here... Ahhh! Sister Dongdong and I Wrong! I was wrong! Please forgive me!"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

Five minutes later, Cui Dongdong put down the severed rubber toilet plug without changing his expression, pulled up his collar and threw the boy who had been beaten into a pig's head out of the toilet.

Another 5 minutes later, she rehabilitated her face, walked out with shiny hair and a straight suit, without even looking at the hall that turned into a world of asuras, and went straight to the general manager's office on the second floor through the employee passageway.

Xia Liuyi was lying on her sofa with her upper body bare, with two coats and shirts that were almost torn into strands lying under her feet, and a wet towel was wrinkled and spread on his face.

"Fucking bastards... Shut the door and set fire to me, burn them all to death..." Hearing Cui Dongdong come in, he cursed weakly, "Pour a glass of water..."

Cui Dongdong opened the cupboard and poured him a glass of red wine, Xia Liuyi sat up slowly, his face turned green when he saw the glass, "Fuck, I'm going to throw up! Still drinking?!"

"That's all. If you want to drink something else, go downstairs and get it yourself."

Xia Liuyi put a towel on his face, and fell back straight, "You just watch me die! You have no morality, no conscience..."

"That's enough, that's all you have to do with your age," Cui Dongdong said, and pressed the intercom. "Two glasses of iced lemon water, two bowls of wonton noodles."

After waiting for the waiter to bring the food, Xia Liuyi got up and drank half a glass of lemonade before he had the strength to curse back, "Fuck your mother, where did I act like a baby?"

Cui Dongdong mixed noodles with chopsticks while smoking a cigar, and said casually, "My mother died a long time ago. More than ten years ago, on this night, she contracted syphilis and had no money to treat it."

Like her, Xia Liuyi, who had no good impression of her biological parents, comforted her earnestly, "Damn it! You're a bitch who is in charge of birth and care, and sold you to a pervert at the age of eight."

"I just want to remind you not to mess with her, she has syphilis."

"..."

These two unlucky bosses who had no childhood sat on the sofa together, ate a large bowl of noodles with lemon tea, and finally filled their stomachs - just now they were socializing downstairs, and they were all hungry. crazy.Satiated with wine and food, I began to pick a toothpick and talk about business.

"What did Uncle Yuan ask you for?" Xia Liuyi lazily leaned on the sofa.

"I want to mention Paozi to make a 'white paper fan'," Cui Dongdong said, "I think he is still worried about our work, and wants to add more eyeliner."

Xia Liuyi sneered, "Worried about it? Don't worry about it, he will come by himself, and he will tell his mother what to do with his age!"

"I don't think he has any disagreements. He's just worried that you will bring down the company and implicate the interests of the elders. After all, you have had a big fight with Fei Qi recently, and Fei Qi and Sha Jiajun are looking for a meal with several other big bosses on the road. He's heard about it too. I don't know what the other gangs think, if they really want to join forces to deal with us, it's really difficult."

Xia Liuyi's subordinates exerted great force, and slowly twisted the smoke into fine powder, but his face was very calm, "Fat Qi, I will definitely kill him, it's just a matter of time. For other things, I have my own discretion." .These old guys are short-sighted and shy, no wonder they can't do great things."

Cui Dongdong laughed, "Well done, I don't like Fat Seven either. I'll go to appease the elders, but what do you think of the red stick inserted by Elder Ge? That kid has caused a lot of trouble recently , I think he wants to claim credit."

"Let him alone," Xia Liu said, "Let him be the vanguard next time we fight Fat Seven."

Cui Dongdong smiled with a cigarette in his mouth, understanding.

"Fat Qi and the elders are nothing," Xia Liu said, "I'm bothered by the poor guy."

"what happened?"

"The red envelope was distributed last month, but a newly transferred detective refused to accept it."

"If you don't accept it, force him to accept it. Throw a petrol bomb in the yard. It's not like we haven't done it before." Cui Dongdong said.

"It's inconvenient to make a big deal," Xia Liu said. "The nephew of the deputy chief of police has a strong background and high spirits. Even Inspector Hua can't persuade him."

"Oh? What position?"

"It's nothing to be a trainee inspector. But Inspector Hua will retire next year, and the successor is still unclear. I'm worried that there will be variables."

The name of Chief Inspector Hua is just an elegant name for people in the world, but the real body is a Chief Inspector of Kowloon East District.Over the years, he has collected red envelopes, cared for the underworld brothers, and bless everyone's wealth. When the old man left, I don't know how many big brothers can't sleep at night and become sick from lovesickness.

Xia Liuyi and Cui Dongdong were in a panic, sitting on the two ends of the sofa, facing two bowls of noodle dregs, each meditating for a little while, and finally the two chatted and made a final decision, which was regarded as the conclusion of the conspiracy.

A few days later, the round-faced singing girl raised by Cui Dongdong transformed into Cui Dongdong's "cousin" who immigrated to the United States and returned to Hong Kong to visit relatives. Seeing the injustice on the road, the hero saves the beauty, and a good story has been achieved.That is to say, the good news later became a prophecy. When the young inspector and his "cousin" were in love for a long time and spent the spring night together, the "husband" who was driven back from the United States by the "cousin" caught him and took pornographic photos after being beaten and ravaged. Blackmailing in this way... is something the author is too lazy to describe in detail.

Let's talk about He Chusan, one of the protagonists who disappeared briefly in the above thousands of characters.In the early morning of the next day, because of the Christmas holiday, he did not need an internship or part-time job, so he arrived at school early with a small schoolbag, and put a few books he wanted to return into the holiday book box in the library.Then, holding two bowls of fish balls, he squatted at the door of the billiard room that was closed for the holiday.

When it was almost noon, Xia Liuyi drove up alone, yawned and opened the rolling door of the billiard room, and let him in, "When did you come?"

He Chusan, who had already finished two bowls of fish balls by himself, said sullenly, "Morning. I have been waiting for you for three hours."

"I asked you to come so early?" Xia Liuyi said, opened the refrigerator, turned over a can of Coke and threw it to him.

He Chusan lowered his head to dig a Coke screwdriver, and said with a grievance in his voice, "You said morning."

"As long as you don't have lunch, it's morning with your brother Liuyi." Xia Liuyi poked his blunt forehead with a cue stick, expecting you to get up early!

"The schoolbag is put away, let's eat first." Xia Liuyi swung his club and hit his small schoolbag, which he hadn't seen for a long time, "Come back and teach you how to play sidespin."

The two closed the shutter door and chatted side by side as they walked towards the nearby tea restaurant, "You idiot, why are you waiting so stupidly for three hours? Won't you call me? Tsk, you don't have a phone number. Brother Liuyi will send you off." A big brother, come and get it by yourself tomorrow."

"I……"

"How dare you say that you don't spend the money of the underworld, and I will let you stand by and watch me eat later!"

"I mean the company will match me with one next month."

"The boss likes you so much? Wants to treat you like a bad boy?"

"The position I do is available to everyone, so it is convenient to contact customers."

"Prosperous, Ho Ah-san! Are you an elite? One big brother for everyone? Who are you bluffing?"

"..." He Chusan sighed helplessly, as if "you don't believe it and forget it".

Xia Liuyi couldn't understand his old-fashioned appearance, so he scratched his head and slapped him, and changed the subject, "How was Christmas Eve last night? Did you celebrate with Dad?"

"Abba said it was the foreign devil's day, and he didn't celebrate it."

"..."

"Brother Liuyi, can you come to my house during the Spring Festival? Dad also agrees. I will make dumplings for you to eat."

"Damn it, why don't I go back to your house if I have a family of my own? Do you need your father's consent?!"

"I asked Brother Xiao Ma, and he said that he went back to his hometown in Guangzhou for the Chinese New Year. Sister Dongdong is going to Thailand with her girlfriend, and they all entrusted me to take care of you."

"..." Take care of your mother!These unrepentant bastards!

"Come on, brother Liuyi?"

"……Humph."

The two ate a light meal, took a bag of egg waffles, and walked back slowly while eating.The shutter door was pulled, and He Chusan cleared the table familiarly, set up the ball, and then asked just in case, "You won't call pretty girls here again, will you?"

Xia Liu stretched his legs and sat on the boss chair next to him, eating egg waffles, "Call your mother! The high-end pretty girls in Cui Dongdong's place take out 2000 yuan once, and the boss doesn't give you a discount! You wasted my 2000 yuan last time. I haven't settled with you yet!"

The bastard tidied up the table with his back to him, and after hearing this, he started to shake his shoulders and hold back his laughter. Xia Liuyi was so angry that he raised his long legs and kicked him on the ass!

He Chusan leaned on the stage with the footprints on his buttocks, pouted his buttocks, and turned his head to look at him coquettishly, "Brother Liuyi, you are talking about side spin, come on."

What a fucking fuck!wrong!Pooh!

I don't want to fuck him!Xia Liuyi cast aside the bag of egg waffles and walked over, completely unaware that his appearance is also very charming now, pouted his buttocks, "Look out!"

He Chusan's eyes couldn't help moving back silently along his curved waistline, reaching the end point on his round buttocks, and then secretly swallowed.

"Well, look good."

During this holiday season, the streets and alleys are full of old men with white beards, restaurants and shopping malls are crowded with people who eat, drink and shop, and couples line up in pairs at attractions and amusement parks. Everywhere is bustling and noisy.The two closed the shutter door and swung the Coke, and Liu Ke hid in a small shop and played billiards all afternoon.

He Chusan was ravaged by Xia Liuyi for more than a year, and he is good at technology.Xia Liuyi couldn't use his right hand very hard, and his cool and crazy skills would occasionally fail.The two fought fiercely for a long time, and in the end it was actually Xia Liuyi who lost by dozens of points for the first time.

Boss Xia threw his cue and tried to play tricks, "It's time for dinner, let's go, I'll take you to eat Western food."

"It is agreed that whoever loses will cook and eat," He Chusan said, "There is no place in the western restaurant at this time."

"I can only cook noodles! After playing golf all afternoon, do you just eat a bowl of noodles?"

"You cook noodles, I'll make salt-baked chicken and carrot cake, okay?"

"Can you make salt-baked chicken?"

"Aunt Hua taught me how to do it a few times."

Mr. Xia continued to try to play tricks, "Salt-baked chicken tastes better with rice."

He Chusan blinked, "Brother Liuyi, don't you mean what you say?"

Xia Liuyi's face turned blue and white, "...carry your schoolbag!"

The two got into the car one after the other, He Chusan was quite puzzled, "Brother Liuyi, why are you so afraid of cooking?"

"..." Xia Liuyi said vaguely.

"what?"

"I've cooked and burned...cough, the stove." Xia Liuyi.

"..." The fucking little fox looked at him again with that complicated and weird look, until Xia Liuyi couldn't even hold the steering wheel steadily.

"I cooked and burned down the house! Burned down three floors! All the housekeepers and servants jumped into the swimming pool! Is it okay?!" Xia Liuyi thumped the horn angrily.

"..." He Chusan.

"You fucking shit! You have the guts to make me laugh out loud!"

"Pfft...hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Amidst Xia Liuyi's angry roar, He Chusan buried his face in his schoolbag and kept wiping away his tears, laughing until his abdominal muscles began to throb.

——Yes, breaking a leg for nothing, burning a house, cutting bloody wounds on others and yourself, can stretch this kind of destructive power beyond meteorites, the patience of the big brother Qinglong And perseverance, absolutely cannot be underestimated.The vicissitudes of wind and rain in the past ten years are simply unbearable to look back on.

At this time, He Chusan could only express his sympathy for Qinglong by staying out of the matter, and half an hour later, he stood in Xia Liuyi's unexpectedly simple room with nothing but necessary furniture. In the small village house on the upper and lower floors, it was the real experience of Qinglong's bitterness.

"Brother Liuyi, the pot is so small, you just need to turn it on to medium heat!"

"Brother Liuyi, boil the water first before going down! Take it out first!"

"You don't need to put oil on the noodles!"

"That's the plate for the vegetables, you can't put it on the fire, Brother Liuyi!"

"You can put the seasoning on the bottom of the bowl and don't need to pour it into the pot! There will be nothing left! Hey!"

"Hey mom! Shut up!"

"..."

An hour later, He Chusan sat at the table. On the table were a plate of delicious salt-baked chicken, a plate of delicious carrot cake with shrimp paste, a plate of delicious roasted green vegetables...and two big bowls of delicious white rice .

A lump of stinky, smoky noodles was lying helplessly in the kitchen trash can. Xia Liuyi sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, smoking a cigarette and watching TV. He almost put a sign beside him that said, "I told you everything." I can't cook, idiot!".

The idiot He Chusan who once naively thought that with his unremitting efforts, he could at least eat a bowl of noodles cooked by the gangsters, sighed old-fashionedly, and said while arranging the dishes, "Brother Liuyi, come to eat gone."

Just like that, Boss Xia still keeps despising him. The chicken is too old, the radish cake is too salty, and the green vegetables... the green vegetables are okay, and there is no skill in cooking this stuff.The rice was barely edible.

He Chusan sighed and kept nodding, yes yes yes, "I will do better next time, Brother Liuyi."

Xia Liuyi paused with his chopsticks, and calmly glanced at He Chusan out of the corner of his eye.next time?

"No next time," he said casually, "I want to eat, will I go out to eat?"

He Chusan secretly planed the chicken legs in his direction, not daring to put them in his bowl directly, "You always eat outside, it's not good for your health."

"I don't know how to hire a chef? Want you?"

He Chusan sighed again, and took away the hard chicken feet by himself, with "All right, all right, I know you're rich" written on his face.

Xia Liu slapped his chopsticks one by one, and He Chusan immediately buried his head in the chicken feet, unable to breathe.

The two of them ate half a plate of chicken in relative silence. He Chusan saw Xia Liu's complexion softened, so he continued to speak, "Brother Liuyi, are you okay after dinner?"

"Ok?"

"There is a new movie coming out during Christmas, "Days of Being Wild", may I invite you to watch it in the cinema?"

"Has your school issued free tickets again?"

"My NO.15 paid my salary." Poor He Chusan.

"……Humph."