Chusan's Liuyi Children's Day

He Chusan looked at the class schedule on Sunday night, only to find out that the day to watch the movie next Friday is June [-]st, the Children's Day of the gangsters.

The father of the He family went out to go to the bathroom before going to bed, and heard the sound of counting coins in his son's room.

He's father sighed and sighed in his heart - he really deserves to be my son, no matter how poor he is, he will not delay picking up girls!

On Friday afternoon, He Chusan arrived at the door of the billiard room early, carrying a small schoolbag and a small cardboard box with a simple appearance.

General manager Ma was ordered by the boss to drive the car and wait there. When he saw He Chusan coming, he beeped the horn.

"Did you have lunch?" Xiao Ma asked him.

"Hello, Brother Xiao Ma," He Chusan said while sitting in the back seat, "have eaten."

So Xiao Ma drove him back to the head office, looking at him in the rearview mirror while turning the steering wheel, really unable to see through his seemingly innocent face.

"Graduating soon?" Xiao Ma asked.

"Well, next year."

"Which line are you going to do?"

"I study finance."

"A top student. I heard that the boss wants you to take charge of several billiard rooms. You don't agree?"

"Well, I don't care about people."

Xiao Ma snorted, "If you don't know how to learn!"

He Chusan held the cardboard box honestly, "I'm stupid, I only know how to read."

Xiao Ma scoffed again in his heart, how fucking good at pretending!Knowing that the boss wants to lure you into the company to help with financial management, the push is really clean!

The two arrived at the company with their own plans, and went directly into the large conference hall downstairs of the CEO's office.

When I went in, I saw that the conference table in the middle was dismantled and piled aside.Xia Liuyi was wearing a pair of sunglasses, smoking a cigarette, crossing his legs, sitting in the middle like a group of five.In addition to him, there were two of his bodyguards, Ayong and Abiao, as well as Cui Dongdong and a young woman with a chubby face.

Hearing the footsteps of He Chusan and Xiao Ma, Xia Liuyi waved his hand domineeringly, and Ayong immediately stood up and pulled down the French window, pressed the remote control, and the light hit the opposite wall, creating a large expanse of white light!

——Xia Liuyi asked someone to set up a big white cloth there, set up the projector, two big stereos, a private luxury theater!

One person also distributed a large Hawaiian lounge chair, a bowl of fish balls, a bowl of siu mai, a bag of popcorn, and a bag of French fries.Cigarettes and beer are free.

He Chusan was shocked by this battle, and was carried by the pony to the recliner next to Xia Liuyi and put it away in a daze. What do we want to see?"

Xia Liuyi sat up, slowly took off his sunglasses, and raised his eyebrows so desperately, ""The Godfather". Isn't it just dubbed in Mandarin? I sent someone to Guangzhou and bought all the first, second and third parts. Today you will accompany me During the holidays, you are only allowed to leave after reading everything!"

"..." He Chusan.

"Let your boy know that this is called watching a movie!" Xia Liuyi lay down on the chair comfortably, pinched a cigarette and threw it away, and inserted a fish egg to eat.

"..." He Chusan was completely conquered by his domineering (eight) aura.

The movie had already started, Xia Liuyi turned his head to the side under the faint white light, saw the small cardboard box He Chusan put on the coffee table, and said casually, "What is this?"

College student He whispered shyly, "Birthday gift."

Xia Liuyi snorted, "You kid actually knows how to give gifts", casually, "Keep it, and open it when I go to the nightclub to drink at night."

"I have to go back early at night..." He Chusan swallowed the word "home" while staring.

——For the sake of his birthday, don't confront him.He Ah San comforted himself in this way.

"Fucking, you always take the hard and not the soft every time, you have to beat you to be obedient, what the hell." Xia Liuyi scolded him.

"Boss, watch a movie here! Can you flirt and go upstairs to the office?" Cui Dongdong said impatiently, putting his arms around her round-faced little showgirl.

Xia Liuyi casually threw the leftover fish ball bamboo stick to hit her, but she threw it back fiercely.

The first part of The Godfather is three hours, the second part of The Godfather is three and a half hours, and the third part of The Godfather is still three hours, nine and a half hours in total.From two o'clock in the afternoon to six o'clock in the afternoon, Cui Dongdong couldn't bear it anymore, he vomited, and dragged her little singer to play urine escape.The remaining few big men couldn't even escape from urinating. Boss Xia raised his eyebrows, and none of them dared to move their buttocks...

A group of people accompanied Mr. Xia in misery and continued to watch at 08:30 in the evening. The second part was finished. Seeing that Xia Liuyi was about to direct the third part, the pony pounced on himself and hugged him on his knees. Xia Liu had a big thigh, "Boss! I can't hold it anymore! Let's stop watching! The girls in the nightclub are still waiting for us!"

He Chusan had already curled up on the chair and dozed off in the dark, and was so frightened by the pony, so he squinted his eyes and looked over in a daze.

Xia Liuyi himself was a little dizzy, so he could only wave his hands impatiently, "Go away, go away!"

Xiao Ma wept with joy, and led the dazed A Yong and A Biao downstairs to drive.He Chusan got up suddenly, and wanted to slip away with his little schoolbag on his back.

"return!"

"Brother Liuyi, I'll go home and make dinner for Dad."

"He doesn't have hands? Can't do it by himself? Go to the nightclub with me! Brother Liuyi invites you to celebrate the festival tonight, so I'll give you a good meal!"

He Chusan shrank his neck, "No brother Liuyi."

Xia Liuyi casually grabbed the straps of his schoolbag, and picked him up like usual, "Stop talking nonsense, let's go!"

"I really don't need Brother Liuyi."

"To shut up!"

"I really don't want to go to Brother Liuyi..."

"To shut up!"

"six……"

"……"stare.

He Chusan said weakly, "Is it okay not to eat meat or drink? I will go to celebrate your birthday with you."

……

Two hours later, He Chusan vomited to death in the toilet of the luxurious private room of the nightclub.

"That's a waste!" Xia Liuyi scolded him outside, with a girl in his arms who was called to accompany him. "It's only two bottles! What the hell!"

Xiao Ma, A Yong, A Biao, Cui Dongdong, each holding a girl or two in his arms, and Yingying, Yanyan, Snakes and Rats sat on the sofa in a nest, half drunk.The pony who drank the most blushed and echoed loudly, "That's right! What the hell!"

Cui Dongdong had already sent her little singer home, so he put his arms around the pretty girl in his arms and kissed her, and said, "I've been in for half an hour, won't I die inside?"

"Whether he dies or not," Xia Liuyi said, "Little Ma! Keep singing!"

The pony rose in response, grabbed the microphone, and opened his voice to sing, howling like ghosts and wolves!Ah Yong cut open the three-story local tyrant cake, and Xia Liuyi took the lead in picking up a piece and firing at Cui Dongdong!Cui Dongdong fought back swiftly, shouting "Kill the boss and you will be the big sister!", commanding Yingying and Yanyan to attack Xia Liuyi with cream and tits!Xia Liuyi led Ayong and Abiao to launch a general attack, and based on the principle of overwhelming each other, he fell into a mess with this group of women soldiers on the sofa...

The sound trembled, the demons danced wildly under the colorful lights, Xiao Ma hoarsely yelled at Lin Zixiang's "Real Man"——

be a real man

Bear the pain and frustration!

Charming is this kind of affection,

Who has no sad past!

He Chusan was separated by a door, pulled a tissue to cover his mouth, there was a lot of singing and laughing outside, his heartbeat was also pounding!

The unprecedented intense stimulation stung his eardrum.Dazed, he sat down by the door, and heard the hysterical singing of these gangsters in a daze...

Be a real man!

After all, people have to die once!

There is no need for me to reason!

A hero may be a lunatic!

He Chusan covered his ears and held his head, and fell asleep with his head down in a daze.

After an unknown amount of time, the toilet door was suddenly pushed open from the outside.He Chusan fell forward in a daze, his head almost fell into the toilet.

Xia Liuyi, who came in with He Chusan's schoolbag, quickly closed the door and locked it.Then he threw the schoolbag at He Chusan's feet, went to the toilet to pee, and kicked He Chusan while touching his pants chain, "Hey, did you drink to death?"

He Chusan leaned on the wall and stood up, his eyes were dim, and he paused for a while before saying, "No, I'm not drunk, I vomited it out."

"Don't go out," Xia Liuyi said, turned on the water in a frenzy, pulled up his trousers, and went to the washbasin to turn on the faucet.

It's a pity that he scratched his hand several times in the void, but failed to grab the faucet smoothly, so he let out a very irritated "fuck!".

It was only then that He Chusan realized that the boss seemed calm, but he was actually quite drunk.He could only step forward to help him turn on the faucet, then grab Xia Liuyi's claws that continued to plan in the air, aim at the position of the water pipe, and rinse him.

Xia Liuyi couldn't drink alcohol, his face was not red, but his eyes were already half-closed, and he said slowly, "There are other brothers coming outside, don't let them see you."

The singing outside is still lively, and the voices of many strange men can still be vaguely heard.Xia Liuyi supported the sink in silence for a while, then said as if talking to himself, "A 'red stick' belongs to Ge Lao. A 'straw sandal' belongs to Uncle Yuan, neither of them belong to me. Not safe."

Seeing that he was a little unsteady, He Chusan stepped forward to support him, "Brother Liuyi, sit on the toilet and rest for a while."

Xia Liuyi waved his hand to break away from him, buckled the toilet lid, sat on it unsteadily, wiped his face with wet hands, and said, "In case something happens in the future, I won't be here, the pony is only enough Keep him alone, don't look for him, you look for Cui Dongdong, she can cover you. I will bring you here today, she knows you are her own."

"I'll be fine, Brother Liuyi."

Xia Liuyi sneered, "That's right, you're a fucking little fox, what can happen? We've known each other for so long, and you don't even want to pay homage to him. You're an unfamiliar street boy!"

"..." He Chusan was speechless, and silently looked down at the water stains on his forehead.Those bright little drops of water were slowly flowing along his cool cheeks and towards his slightly stubbled chin.

There was a sudden knock on the door outside, "Boss? Come out quickly! Brothers can't hold back!"

"You dare to urge the boss to go to the toilet? Get out!" Xia Liuyi yelled violently.

"I can't hold back, big brother! Please do me a favor!" The group of drunks outside tried their best to scratch the door.

Xia Liuyi stood up while supporting the wall, and patted He Chusan on the shoulder.

He walked over and opened the toilet door, and kicked it out before the people outside could see clearly inside!

Shouting outside, falling to and fro, "Oops!" "Ouch!"

Xia Liuyi closed the door with his hand, He Chusan immediately locked the door, and heard Xia Liuyi saying from outside, "The toilet is blocked, go to the next door!"

"The boss must have vomited on the ground, and he doesn't want us to go in and have a look!"

"I don't want to fucking want to live anymore, do I?! Kneel on the sofa for me, with your ass sticking up! Dongdong, get me a stick!"

"Slap me after you pee, boss! Otherwise, you'll pee on the sofa!" "That's right, boss!" "Can I pee in a vase? I think this vase looks like a dick!"

"roll roll roll!"

Amidst the noise, He Chusan sat down by the toilet door, stretched out his hand to grab his small schoolbag, and took out a large tome.

He rubbed his dazed eyes, lowered his head and began to read.

……

He Chusan finished flipping through one-third of the tome attentively, came back to his senses suddenly, and broke away from the dense English letters, only to find that the outside has become relatively quiet, only the bare music accompaniment can be heard .

He climbed the crack of the door and glanced outside, then put away his books, carried his schoolbag, and opened the door carefully.

All the people from all walks of life in the Xiaoqi Hall were killed, and all their corpses were lying in the wine pool and meat forest, lying on the ground, on the sofa, on the cabinet, on the TV... Even one was hung from the clothes hanging stand, and the back collar was hung on a hook On the bed, squinting drunkenly, standing on tiptoe in a zombie-like slow motion.

He Chusan carefully stepped over A Yong and Xiao Ma who were hugging each other, and helped to pull A Biao's head out of half of the watermelon rind. He didn't see Cui Dongdong around—probably because he retreated bravely in the torrent and urinated halfway.

He quietly approached Xia Liuyi who was sitting in the middle of the sofa. Xia Liuyi was sitting upright with his eyes closed, his long legs spread wide, and his hands resting on his legs. He looked like an emperor holding a dragon chair .There is still a cigarette with more than half of the ashes between the fingers of his left hand.

He Chusan bent down, carefully trying to pull out the cigarette that was about to burn his finger, when suddenly Xia Liuyi spoke, which shocked him a lot!

"I let you out?"

"Brother Liuyi." He Chusan greeted, while continuing to boldly open his fingers and pull out his cigarette—it was about to burn his hand.

As soon as he raised his head, Xia Liuyi's eyes were still closed, his expression was calm, and it was hard to tell whether he was sober or more drunk.

"Are you all drunk?" Xia Liuyi asked.

He Chu looked around again three or four times to confirm that there were no survivors, "Yes."

"Damn it, a bunch of trash," Xia Liuyi scolded, "If someone comes to the door at this time, I can give it to me!"

He Chusan wanted to say that you are still here, but he saw Xia Liuyi straightened his waist and tried to stand up, but he fell down on the coffee table in the shape of a bullfrog—"Boom!"

"..."

He Chusan remained silent, and dug Liuyi brother's face out of the battered fruit platter, put him on the sofa and re-arranged it like a leader sitting in the hall, and then wiped his face with a tissue, "Brother Liuyi, be careful, don't move around."

"I'm fine!" Xia Liuyi waved his hand disapprovingly, "Where's the gift from you? Bring it here and show me."

"Let's watch it tomorrow." He Chusan said, judging that in this state, he would definitely be unable to control himself and hurt people.

"Fuck! Bring it!" Xia Liuyi cursed imposingly with a pinch of confetti sticking to the tip of his nose.

He Chusan could only walk away a few steps, dig out his tightly packed small cardboard box from a pile of leftover beer bottles.

Xia Liuyi scratched twice but didn't scratch it away, raised one hand up, shook it lightly, and was about to throw it to the ground.

He Chusan rushed to the rescue, took the cake cutting knife on the table, cut it open a few times, and handed it to Xia Liuyi.

Xia Liuyi squinted his eyes, opened the preciously packaged cardboard box, reached in and groped for a long time--finally he only found out a greeting card with an extremely ugly birthday cake drawn on it.

I also wrote four words seriously, "Happy June [-]st".

"..."

Xia Liuyi held the thin greeting card in silence for a while, then turned to He Chusan expressionlessly.

"I want to give you such a big birthday cake, but I don't have enough money," He Chusan frowned, and admitted honestly, "I'll send you a paper one first, and I'll make it up for you when I work next year."

"..."

Xia Liuyi slowly held the greeting card and leaned back on the sofa, closed his eyes for a moment, and took a deep breath as he looked at the colorful and flickering headlights above his head, "He, ah, three, are you sure I won't chop you up?"

He Chusan smiled sullenly, "Yes."

"Well, your mother!" Xia Liuyi kicked him feebly.

He was sobered up by He Chusan's anger, he staggered up on the sofa - this time he stood firmly - crumpled the greeting card into a ball and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, picked up He Chusan's schoolbag strap, "Let's go, I'll take you home... Damn it's annoying to see you!"

"No need, I'll go back by myself..." He Chusan wanted to say.

"How do you get back at three o'clock in the middle of the night? Climb back?!"

He Chusan was speechless, and could only let him be dragged away by him, thinking that at most he would call a late-night taxi and send him back.In the end, he was dragged all the way into the parking lot, and watched helplessly as Mr. Xia staggered open the Mercedes-Benz door and got into the cab.

——It might as well climb back!

"Brother Liuyi, I'd better take a taxi to take you back first!" He Chusan hurriedly dissuaded.

"Fuck you! Go out and see if there is a car playing?! Come up to me!"

"Really not, brother Liuyi, you can't drive when you're drunk! Come out quickly..."

Xia Liu opened the cabinet expressionlessly, took out a gun, and flipped the safety catch, "Can you come up?"

He Chusan blinked at the black muzzle of the gun, "You won't shoot at me..."

"boom--!"

"...the one with the gun." The sweaty He Chusan and the hole in the wall behind him.

He Chusan was full of thousands of galloping horses, and sat in the passenger seat with a stiff face while holding a small schoolbag.The moment Xia Liuyi stepped on the accelerator, he already felt that he would never see his father again in this life...

"Brother Liuyi, the red light ahead!"

"Shut up! I know!"

"Brother Liuyi, you can only turn right here!"

"Shut up! I know!"

"Brother Liuyi, be careful of the electric poles!"

"Shut up! I know!"

"There's someone in front! Brother Liuyi!"

"Shut up! I know!"

"We have passed this street three times...Brother Liuyi..."

"Shut up...I'll think about how to go..."