Chusan's Liuyi Children's Day
Chapter 105 Did You Say 'Stand-up Comedy'?
The commercial vehicle braked violently. In order to avoid the rolling motorcycle, it rushed directly into the opposite lane and almost collided with a bus coming from the opposite direction!The two cars staggered and made a harsh sound, and one side mirror of the commercial vehicle was scraped off!Passengers on the bus screamed!
Xia Liuyi almost slid off the roof of the car due to the swinging collision, and his two long legs landed on the rear window glass.The killers in the back of the commercial vehicle had crashed into a ball.In the chaos, He Chusan rubbed against the wall of the car to remove the cloth cover on his face, and saw Mr. Xia's thin waist and long legs hanging outside.The killer next to He Chusan struggled and raised his gun to shoot Xia Liuyi, but He Chusan rushed forward and knocked him away with a muffled roar.The bullet missed and slammed a hole in the rear window.
Xia Liuyi kicked his legs and climbed back to the roof of the car, and a stream of bullets shot out of the car following his movements, crackling and clanging in the tunnel!Some were embedded in the tunnel wall, and some even bounced back, re-penetrating the car wall and shooting into the compartment!A killer who was beating He Chusan with his hand fell down and screamed!He Chusan thumped and shoved Kevin's body, trying to hide him and himself in the corner near the car door.
"Don't shoot in the tunnel!!" The killer who was driving turned around and roared. At the same time, he turned the steering wheel and played an S-shaped drift car in the tunnel while avoiding the cars coming from the opposite direction.Xia Liuyi's body hit the roof of the car with a bang sound, and his legs were thrown to the left side of the roof for a while, and fell to the right side for a while.The killers in the carriage stared at the roof and windows together with He Chusan, turned their heads to the left in unison for a while, and turned to the right in unison for a while.
He Chusan was so nervous that his heart jumped out of his chest. He followed the killers and shook his head wildly for a while. Suddenly, he saw Xia Liuyi's figure passing by the opposite car window, and fell straight out!He let out a mournful roar of "Woo-!"!A killer by the window subconsciously opened the car window to look out, and was kicked and broken by Xia Liuyi who was still hiding on the roof!Xia Liuyi immediately kicked the killer's body back into the car, hooked his long legs on the car wall, and slid into the car like a black dragon in the blink of an eye!
Just now, He Chusan was so distressed that tears almost came out of his eyes, and suddenly he reappeared as if descended from the sky, with a helmet on his head and a black vest on his bare chest—it turned out that he just took off his coat on purpose and threw it out!He Chusan yelled happily, and Xia Liuyi glanced at him in a hurry, and before he had time to say hello, he smashed his helmet on the face of a nearby killer!Then he pushed up the killer's body and slammed it backwards violently, knocking several people who jumped up onto the back seat together, forming a "仌仌" shape!
The seven or eight killers were not vegetarians either, they all threw their fists at Xia Liuyi and surrounded him for a fight!There were already a lot of people in the carriage, but now it's like a basket of lobsters!The killer in the passenger seat also took off his seat belt and jumped up to join in the fun, but was kicked back by Xia Liuyi and hit the driver!The driver's steering wheel was tilted, and the car almost crashed into the tunnel wall. Just after avoiding it, it almost collided with the car coming from the opposite side, and the car drifted wildly for a while.
The people in the car were like clothes in a washing machine, they were all thrown to the left for a while, and to the right for a while, they were all thrown into pieces of clothing, and they were still struggling to fight.A killer's punch passed Xia Liuyi's face and hit the car window. Xia Liuyi hugged his head and slammed it against the car window, breaking the glass and stuck his head on it!Xia Liuyi immediately threw a punch at a killer who was rushing towards him, but when the carriage swung, he was sent flying out with his fist, and sat down on the killer's face!
There was a mess over there, and here He Chusan took the opportunity to hide in the corner and rubbed the cloth ball on his mouth desperately. After rubbing it off, he started to shrink his bones, trying his best to wrap the handcuffs on his back from under his feet to the front. However, the flexibility of the waist is really not enough, so I tried several times but failed.
He gave up shrinking his bones and bit the cloth covering Kevin's face instead. After tearing it off, he saw that Kevin's face was pale and his breath was very weak.He looked around and saw that Kevin was not only injured on the head, but also a large piece of glass was inserted into the back of the shoulder, and the blood had already soaked the floor of the car.
A light suddenly shone on Kevin's bloody face.He Chusan hurriedly looked up and saw that the car had already driven out of the tunnel—the driver took out his gun and pointed it at Xia Liuyi.
He Chusan rushed forward and knocked Xia Liuyi to the ground!The bullet penetrated his shoulder, splashing blood on Xia Liuyi's face! "Ah San!" Xia Liuyi exclaimed.
"Take Kevin away! He's dying!" He Chusan gasped in his ear.
A stream of bullets followed!Xia Liuyi hugged He Chusan tightly and rolled on the spot. Seeing that the guns were aimed at himself, he pushed He Chusan under the car seat, rolled and hid in the opposite side with his head stuck in the window. Behind the Killer on Glass! "Bang bang!" The gunshots made the killer's body bounce constantly!Xia Liuyi took out his gun and tried to fight back, but a stray bullet hit the barrel of the gun, and the gun fell out of his hand and fell into the carriage.He looked up and saw that He Chusan had been pulled out from under the car seat, and the muzzle of the gun was pointed at He Chusan's throat in a demonstrative manner!
"They won't kill me! Let's go!!" He Chusan roared.
Xia Liuyi opened the car door with his backhand, grabbed Kevin at his feet and tumbled out.
……
The meeting room of the General Police Station.
The key personnel from all departments have arrived, except for the deputy director Xie Yingjie.The blond-haired and blue-eyed "First Brother" sat down on the chief seat, and looked suspiciously at the vacant seat on the table. "Where did John go?" he said in broken Cantonese.The other colleagues looked at each other in blank dismay, and were also very puzzled - Xie Yingjie was famous for his strict punctuality, and was never late for meetings.
While speaking, the door of the conference room opened from the outside.Xie Yingjie was well-dressed, walked in hurriedly, and nodded to "Brother No. [-]" to apologize, "Sorry, sir! I gave a lecture at the University of Hong Kong, and some students stayed to ask questions, so it was delayed for a while."
"It's okay, sit down." "Brother One" said kindly, "What's wrong with your feet?"
Xie Yingjie limped slightly, and said with a wry smile, "I stepped on a rock on the mountain road and sprained it."
"John, who is so serious and prudent like us, is always careless?" "One Brother" joked, "I remember an old Chinese saying that 'a man stumbles, a horse stumbles'. John, you are 'stumbling' this time." La!"
"Yeah, I'm old! The old horse stumbled!" Xie Yingjie laughed.
Everyone in the room laughed, and expressed their greetings and condolences to Xie Yingjie.The meeting started in such a lively atmosphere.
……
Xia Liuyi woke up from the bloody dream and sat up all of a sudden! "Ah San!!"
Seeing a strange snow-white, he struggled violently, and heard a "clang" sound-his hands and feet were handcuffed to the guardrail beside the hospital bed, and an IV needle was inserted into the back of his hand.He reached out to pull out the needle!The policeman in charge immediately stood up and held him down, "Hey! Don't get excited!"
"Let go of me! I'm going to save people!"
"Have you lost your head? Do you remember who you are, Xia Liuyi! Boss Xia!" the policeman pressed him tightly and reminded him loudly.
Xia Liuyisi took a look and found that this is a hospital ward.And the last scene in his mind was that he rolled on the ground with Kevin in his arms, and hit his head heavily on the roadside guardrail.He grabbed the policeman by the collar and shouted, "Where's that car?!"
"I still have to ask you!" The police officer also got angry and pushed him back to the bed. "The two of you drove through the pole and rushed into the tunnel. Is it a triad fight?! Who is the other injured person?!"
"Kevin? Where is he?" Xia Liuyi turned to get up again, "I want to see him!"
The policeman pushed him back again, "He's in a severe coma, and he's still in the emergency room! Hey, is that the person you kidnapped?"
"It's not me! It's Xie Yingjie! The two cars that exploded next to the factory were caused by him. His people kidnapped me first, my friend and Kevin! There are also many ICAC agents who were killed by them." !"
The policeman looked at him as if he was listening to the Arabian Nights, "Did you say 'stand-up comedy'? What ICAC agent? The two cars that exploded were also related to you? That is also your gang fight? Sister Xie Ying is Who? The new gang boss?" 【Note 1】
"It's the police deputy..." Xia Liuyi woke up halfway through speaking.All this was like a stand-up comedy-how ironic that a gangster's lover and the ICAC work together to arrest a deputy police chief!No one will believe what he said, they will only think that he has lost his mind!
He fell back on the hospital bed, trying his best to pretend to be a calm and normal person, "I want to see a lawyer."
The police officer sneered, "I knew you would say this!"
……
[Note 1: Stand-up comedy, a stand-up comedy performance that became popular in Hong Kong in 1990. 】
Xia Liuyi almost slid off the roof of the car due to the swinging collision, and his two long legs landed on the rear window glass.The killers in the back of the commercial vehicle had crashed into a ball.In the chaos, He Chusan rubbed against the wall of the car to remove the cloth cover on his face, and saw Mr. Xia's thin waist and long legs hanging outside.The killer next to He Chusan struggled and raised his gun to shoot Xia Liuyi, but He Chusan rushed forward and knocked him away with a muffled roar.The bullet missed and slammed a hole in the rear window.
Xia Liuyi kicked his legs and climbed back to the roof of the car, and a stream of bullets shot out of the car following his movements, crackling and clanging in the tunnel!Some were embedded in the tunnel wall, and some even bounced back, re-penetrating the car wall and shooting into the compartment!A killer who was beating He Chusan with his hand fell down and screamed!He Chusan thumped and shoved Kevin's body, trying to hide him and himself in the corner near the car door.
"Don't shoot in the tunnel!!" The killer who was driving turned around and roared. At the same time, he turned the steering wheel and played an S-shaped drift car in the tunnel while avoiding the cars coming from the opposite direction.Xia Liuyi's body hit the roof of the car with a bang sound, and his legs were thrown to the left side of the roof for a while, and fell to the right side for a while.The killers in the carriage stared at the roof and windows together with He Chusan, turned their heads to the left in unison for a while, and turned to the right in unison for a while.
He Chusan was so nervous that his heart jumped out of his chest. He followed the killers and shook his head wildly for a while. Suddenly, he saw Xia Liuyi's figure passing by the opposite car window, and fell straight out!He let out a mournful roar of "Woo-!"!A killer by the window subconsciously opened the car window to look out, and was kicked and broken by Xia Liuyi who was still hiding on the roof!Xia Liuyi immediately kicked the killer's body back into the car, hooked his long legs on the car wall, and slid into the car like a black dragon in the blink of an eye!
Just now, He Chusan was so distressed that tears almost came out of his eyes, and suddenly he reappeared as if descended from the sky, with a helmet on his head and a black vest on his bare chest—it turned out that he just took off his coat on purpose and threw it out!He Chusan yelled happily, and Xia Liuyi glanced at him in a hurry, and before he had time to say hello, he smashed his helmet on the face of a nearby killer!Then he pushed up the killer's body and slammed it backwards violently, knocking several people who jumped up onto the back seat together, forming a "仌仌" shape!
The seven or eight killers were not vegetarians either, they all threw their fists at Xia Liuyi and surrounded him for a fight!There were already a lot of people in the carriage, but now it's like a basket of lobsters!The killer in the passenger seat also took off his seat belt and jumped up to join in the fun, but was kicked back by Xia Liuyi and hit the driver!The driver's steering wheel was tilted, and the car almost crashed into the tunnel wall. Just after avoiding it, it almost collided with the car coming from the opposite side, and the car drifted wildly for a while.
The people in the car were like clothes in a washing machine, they were all thrown to the left for a while, and to the right for a while, they were all thrown into pieces of clothing, and they were still struggling to fight.A killer's punch passed Xia Liuyi's face and hit the car window. Xia Liuyi hugged his head and slammed it against the car window, breaking the glass and stuck his head on it!Xia Liuyi immediately threw a punch at a killer who was rushing towards him, but when the carriage swung, he was sent flying out with his fist, and sat down on the killer's face!
There was a mess over there, and here He Chusan took the opportunity to hide in the corner and rubbed the cloth ball on his mouth desperately. After rubbing it off, he started to shrink his bones, trying his best to wrap the handcuffs on his back from under his feet to the front. However, the flexibility of the waist is really not enough, so I tried several times but failed.
He gave up shrinking his bones and bit the cloth covering Kevin's face instead. After tearing it off, he saw that Kevin's face was pale and his breath was very weak.He looked around and saw that Kevin was not only injured on the head, but also a large piece of glass was inserted into the back of the shoulder, and the blood had already soaked the floor of the car.
A light suddenly shone on Kevin's bloody face.He Chusan hurriedly looked up and saw that the car had already driven out of the tunnel—the driver took out his gun and pointed it at Xia Liuyi.
He Chusan rushed forward and knocked Xia Liuyi to the ground!The bullet penetrated his shoulder, splashing blood on Xia Liuyi's face! "Ah San!" Xia Liuyi exclaimed.
"Take Kevin away! He's dying!" He Chusan gasped in his ear.
A stream of bullets followed!Xia Liuyi hugged He Chusan tightly and rolled on the spot. Seeing that the guns were aimed at himself, he pushed He Chusan under the car seat, rolled and hid in the opposite side with his head stuck in the window. Behind the Killer on Glass! "Bang bang!" The gunshots made the killer's body bounce constantly!Xia Liuyi took out his gun and tried to fight back, but a stray bullet hit the barrel of the gun, and the gun fell out of his hand and fell into the carriage.He looked up and saw that He Chusan had been pulled out from under the car seat, and the muzzle of the gun was pointed at He Chusan's throat in a demonstrative manner!
"They won't kill me! Let's go!!" He Chusan roared.
Xia Liuyi opened the car door with his backhand, grabbed Kevin at his feet and tumbled out.
……
The meeting room of the General Police Station.
The key personnel from all departments have arrived, except for the deputy director Xie Yingjie.The blond-haired and blue-eyed "First Brother" sat down on the chief seat, and looked suspiciously at the vacant seat on the table. "Where did John go?" he said in broken Cantonese.The other colleagues looked at each other in blank dismay, and were also very puzzled - Xie Yingjie was famous for his strict punctuality, and was never late for meetings.
While speaking, the door of the conference room opened from the outside.Xie Yingjie was well-dressed, walked in hurriedly, and nodded to "Brother No. [-]" to apologize, "Sorry, sir! I gave a lecture at the University of Hong Kong, and some students stayed to ask questions, so it was delayed for a while."
"It's okay, sit down." "Brother One" said kindly, "What's wrong with your feet?"
Xie Yingjie limped slightly, and said with a wry smile, "I stepped on a rock on the mountain road and sprained it."
"John, who is so serious and prudent like us, is always careless?" "One Brother" joked, "I remember an old Chinese saying that 'a man stumbles, a horse stumbles'. John, you are 'stumbling' this time." La!"
"Yeah, I'm old! The old horse stumbled!" Xie Yingjie laughed.
Everyone in the room laughed, and expressed their greetings and condolences to Xie Yingjie.The meeting started in such a lively atmosphere.
……
Xia Liuyi woke up from the bloody dream and sat up all of a sudden! "Ah San!!"
Seeing a strange snow-white, he struggled violently, and heard a "clang" sound-his hands and feet were handcuffed to the guardrail beside the hospital bed, and an IV needle was inserted into the back of his hand.He reached out to pull out the needle!The policeman in charge immediately stood up and held him down, "Hey! Don't get excited!"
"Let go of me! I'm going to save people!"
"Have you lost your head? Do you remember who you are, Xia Liuyi! Boss Xia!" the policeman pressed him tightly and reminded him loudly.
Xia Liuyisi took a look and found that this is a hospital ward.And the last scene in his mind was that he rolled on the ground with Kevin in his arms, and hit his head heavily on the roadside guardrail.He grabbed the policeman by the collar and shouted, "Where's that car?!"
"I still have to ask you!" The police officer also got angry and pushed him back to the bed. "The two of you drove through the pole and rushed into the tunnel. Is it a triad fight?! Who is the other injured person?!"
"Kevin? Where is he?" Xia Liuyi turned to get up again, "I want to see him!"
The policeman pushed him back again, "He's in a severe coma, and he's still in the emergency room! Hey, is that the person you kidnapped?"
"It's not me! It's Xie Yingjie! The two cars that exploded next to the factory were caused by him. His people kidnapped me first, my friend and Kevin! There are also many ICAC agents who were killed by them." !"
The policeman looked at him as if he was listening to the Arabian Nights, "Did you say 'stand-up comedy'? What ICAC agent? The two cars that exploded were also related to you? That is also your gang fight? Sister Xie Ying is Who? The new gang boss?" 【Note 1】
"It's the police deputy..." Xia Liuyi woke up halfway through speaking.All this was like a stand-up comedy-how ironic that a gangster's lover and the ICAC work together to arrest a deputy police chief!No one will believe what he said, they will only think that he has lost his mind!
He fell back on the hospital bed, trying his best to pretend to be a calm and normal person, "I want to see a lawyer."
The police officer sneered, "I knew you would say this!"
……
[Note 1: Stand-up comedy, a stand-up comedy performance that became popular in Hong Kong in 1990. 】
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