sweet heroine

Pressing the soft and white woman like a bunny under him, the other party's beautiful eyes widened, and the watery eyes fell on him like this, making him want to bully even more. Twice.

To be honest, Osamu Dazai really wanted to bully her, it would be cuter if the other party cried out in fright.

Thinking of the little rabbit in front of him crying in fright, if he could lick the tear stains on the other person's face, it might be sweet. After all, no matter how he looked at the rabbit in front of him, he was so cute that he wanted to swallow it in one bite.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but leaned in front of the other party, and said softly, "What, is this my hobby?"

"It's silly no matter how you look at it."

He stared at the milk rabbit in front of him who seemed to have been fluffed out, and then met those big misty eyes, and couldn't help laughing. The other party immediately stopped when he heard him call her stupid. After drying, the eyes became extraordinarily sharp, but combined with those beautiful eyes, there was no deterrence at all, "Although I said so, such a lovely young lady is really likable."

"You smelly rascal, tell me, are you a subordinate of the old rascal Fyodor!"

The vigilant rabbit became more vigilant, "Or Mori Ogai?"

The other party was like a poor struggling rabbit under his hands, desperately trying to hammer him, "If you don't say anything, don't blame me for being rude to you."

"Hey, how impolite are you?" Osamu Dazai elongated his voice, staring at the other party playfully, "What are you going to do?"

Osamu Dazai leaned over and even planned to kiss him again when he was green, "Why is Yuu trying to be rude to me?"

The moment his voice fell to the ground, he felt that the surrounding air became much colder in an instant. Osamu Dazai's eyes widened in an instant, and in the next second he felt that his internal organs were being twisted alive. It became difficult to breathe, and what bothered Osamu Dazai was not that his disqualification from the world hadn't been activated, but...

It seems that my little wife has some other abilities.

That's not bad either.

Holding back his cough, Osamu Dazai smiled and said to the woman in front of him, "How should I put it, actually Xiaoyu, I am Osamu Dazai."

The woman opposite was obviously stunned, "What?"

"Although you say that..." Osamu Dazai couldn't help but continue to smile, holding his throat stuck, "But if you continue beating, it will be domestic violence."

The little rabbit fell silent for an instant, and the other party easily released the force that was holding his neck, then dawdled and hid in the distance, huddled in the corner and watched him vigilantly. The woman's big eyes were filled with suspicion, "What are you talking about? Are you calling yourself Dazai?"

"Sure enough, I still can't do anything with this face."

The other party stared at him moaning, and Osamu Dazai touched his neck before continuing to smile and said, "Do you just like this face so much?"

The other party became furious for a moment, and his voice was a little high-pitched for a moment, "That's my husband's face, aren't you talking nonsense?"

"You shameless fellow!"

Seeing the rabbit blowing fur, he might have to use his ability again. To be honest, he understands the thoughts of Dazai Osamu in this world. Seeing such a silly little rabbit, white, soft and tender, he wants to put it on She hugged her tightly in her arms, and could only let herself bully the other party to her heart's content.

"Dazai is my husband! Speaking of which, who are you..."

The other party still stared at him very cautiously, and then asked vigilantly, "Speak quickly."

He has the idea of ​​continuing to use his ability at any time.

"I am Dazai Osamu."

Following Dazai's smiling answer, the other party immediately added a question, "Then tell me about my birthday, my blood type, and my zodiac sign. Where did we go on a date last time? What was the gift you gave me last time?"

Ah, the silly rabbit has become smarter.

Staring at the woman in front of him, Osamu Dazai felt that she was so cute and messed up, he couldn't help explaining softly, "I am indeed Osamu Dazai, but I am not the Osamu Dazai that Xiaoyou knew."

"Hey?"

"To be precise, it should be Osamu Dazai who never met Yumae."

The other party was obviously a little confused when he said this, but he quickly realized, "You are Osamu Dazai who has never met me before, and you are only sixteen or seventeen this year?"

So did it start with him that the two really got together?

So the question is, what was he doing all the time?That time was the highlight period for him to do things, why didn't he meet this cutie.

Osamu Dazai evaluated inwardly and then continued to smile, his eyes drooping slightly and he said with a sluggish look, "You're 15 years old."

In fact, a man in his 20s who looks the same as now has lost his conscience.

The other party was obviously stunned, "Are you fourteen or fifteen years old?"

Osamu Dazai added affirmatively, "That's right, I hadn't met Yuu at that time."

"Why don't you believe it so much, you can't lie to me!?"

The other party still looks very alert, it’s unnecessary to be smart at this time, Osamu Dazai smiled and matched his preferences with the other party, “Mine, my favorite thing is suicide, crab, my favorite book is now Stage is a complete suicide manual."

He saw the corners of the woman's mouth pulled down, she really had a character that was easy to understand.

"Right now Dazai's favorite thing is me..."

The other party's soft retort almost made him laugh out loud, and he instantly understood why Osamu Dazai liked the other party so much, because it was so interesting, if the other party was not still alert, he would have thought Pulled each other into his arms and gave him a good kiss.

"Everyone knows about this kind of thing."

"So, at the age of 15, Zhong was only 1.6 meters tall, would anyone know?"

The other party's eyes widened in an instant, "You, why do you speak like that?"

"Wait, Mr. Nakaya is so tall now..."

Well also.

Osamu Dazai murmured in his heart playfully, and it seemed that he was still so attractive to others, tsk, he was obviously just a reckless kid.

Osamu Dazai felt that he was in danger for this world and asked with a smile, "Why is Xiaoyou also called Chuya?"

The other party was stunned for a moment, and then responded in a low voice, "It's just called Zhong."

Immediately the rabbit became alert, "If I don't tell you these things, you're not just trying to trick me!"

Ah, he was discovered, although the purpose of his cliché is to prevent himself from being greened in this world, and being greened by himself and being greened by him are obviously two different concepts.

Of course you can be green, but you can't be neutral either!

The double-standard Osamu Dazai immediately coaxed with a smile, "If you don't believe me, why not give Chuya a call, after all, we only know about some things."

Then, sure enough, he saw the other party's eyes turned slightly milder from suspicion, and the other party grabbed the phone from the head of the bed lying on his stomach. The slender body and white ankles really made people want to move, especially when he found that the other party's feet seemed to be still. When it was not as big as his palm, ah, it really looked exquisite and cute no matter where it was.

It's someone completely different from myself.

Osamu Dazai's eyes fell on the wrist of the other party who was holding the phone. The wrist of the other party seemed to be broken at once, which was completely different.

"Hi, Mr. Chuya."

The woman called out softly, then turned on the speakerphone, "I have something to ask you..."

"Ah, what?"

"It's just..." Little Rabbit seemed a little embarrassed to speak, and a somewhat embarrassed expression appeared on her face.

What, you don't even want to tell the fact that the other party is only 1.6 meters?The alarm in Osamu Dazai's heart became higher and higher, and Osamu Dazai, who had already regarded the wife in this world as my wife and protecting my wife as his first goal, added considerately, "How about I tell him?"

The little rabbit looked at him gratefully and doubtfully.

Well, stupid and cute.

"Chuya, let Dazai talk to you about something."

"Ah, it's that mackerel you called me, did you have something to ask me?" Nakahara Nakaya was obviously speechless on the other end of the phone, "The last time that bastard called me was he still laughing at my poems? The question is, did I write it?"

The little rabbit apologized obediently, "Sorry..."

"Ah, I didn't just ask you to apologize." Zhong Yuan on the other end of the phone looked a little embarrassed, "No, you don't need it."

"Well, thank you Chuya."

Osamu Dazai: ...Just listening to it makes me feel like my head is glowing green, and I even feel like I'm being covered by a green cloud. That's not okay.

Mingming is just a silly and sweet person, why does he seem to have a good relationship with his little wife?

The Osamu Dazai here is really good.

so close?This is not allowed, the smile on Dazai Osamu's face became more and more gentle, no matter how you say it, it is not allowed.

Osamu Dazai, who took the initiative in a second, said with a smile, "Chuya, long time no see, I was just talking to Yuu about what happened when we were 15 years old."

"Ah, what."

"At that time, Chuya was only 1.6 meters tall..."

This is putting a knife in Zhongya's heart, "At that time, Zhongye kept calling me that I was still in the growth stage, so has Mr. Zhongye grown taller now?"

Of course not, Osamu Dazai, who knew this well, was merciless when he cut his sword.

"you!!!"

Zhong Yuan on the other end of the phone was also furious, "What are you talking about!?"

"And at that time, I was playing games with Zhongye. Zhongye lost so badly that he had to become my dog ​​to help me go to work and check the sheep."

When he said this, the voice of Nakahara Chuya on the phone call disappeared in an instant, and even his breathing became extremely light. He lowered his voice and asked, "At this moment, what are you planning to do when you ask this matter?" ?”

"Don't worry, I'm just asking casually. My lovely Xiaoyou probably doesn't know your previous stories."

"I know..." Silly Rabbit whispered, "You told me about that sheep, it's so miserable for Zhongye to be betrayed."

"Huh?" Zhong Yuan on the other end of the phone obviously heard what his little girlfriend said, and felt a little embarrassed for a while, "Hey, you don't need to go into such detail about this kind of thing!"

"This is the secret of the organization."

Osamu Dazai resolutely refused, "No, this is just Chuya's dark history."

"Are you looking for a beating?"

Osamu Dazai glanced at the little wife who felt sorry for Chuya Nakahara sincerely, and the smile on his face became more and more unpredictable for a while, "Did you forget that time when Chuya saw me? Beat me up hard."

"Isn't that a matter of course? We were enemies at the time."

"It's scary to be so violent at the age of 15." Osamu Dazai continued to glance at the rabbit who was holding his legs and looked at him stupidly. When he was beaten, his face obviously became a little melancholy, and he seemed to be caught in what Chuya said was right, but he felt a little bit sorry for Dazai.

Seeing this, Osamu Dazai suddenly felt that this was quite boring, making the other party sad would not give him any joy, and even seeing the other party's aggrieved look, he felt that he just wanted to hold the other party in his arms and whisper softly coax.

If the little rabbit acted casually, maybe he would agree to anything.

But the premise is to get Zhongye first.

Seeing that Nakahara Chu was also furious, Osamu Dazai hung up the phone resolutely, then raised his head with a smile, "How, can this prove me?"

"Hey……"

"The way you hung up the phone and the way you smiled just now is really very good..." Little Rabbit said in a low voice, "It's very sinister and has a hint of complacency, as if you are familiar with the script."

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, "Ah, in this way, it seems that you still know me very well."

Immediately, he couldn't help but opened his arms towards the delicious cake in front of him, "Since it's confirmed, why don't you sit in my arms and let's have a good chat."

The silly rabbit glanced at him, "No."

"Hey, why?"

No, according to this brain calculation, as long as he is sure that he is Dazai Osamu, he will definitely come over and be hugged by me obediently, and then he can take advantage of the trend and kiss him happily.

"You're only 15 years old."

Xiaojiao's wife shook her head righteously, then shrank back directly, "I'm still a child, this can't be done!"

Osamu Dazai: ...

Forget about this persona, and suddenly get angry at this moment!

In fact, Osamu Dazai, who is already in his 20s and greedy for his wife from another world, is very angry.

You can't do shameful things, that's not okay, who knows why he came here, he has to hurry up and green himself!