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"My child's father is a genius." The woman wearing a traditional kimono on the movie screen said these words with great emotion, "Osamu Dazai, what a genius."

Seeing Osamu Dazai's wife express such emotions, I feel like I'm going to suffocate.

Osamu Dazai married a wife!

A curly-haired young man in a dark blue kimono sat at a wooden table and looked at the manuscript in front of him, then said in pain, "What should I do, my text."

"Sure enough, it's still no match for Akutagawa-sama."

Osamu Dazai's codeword...

I was eating popcorn, and I put one into my mouth with a blank expression, crunching and chewing.

"Ah..." Dazai Osamu hugged his wife and said emotionally, "Only you, only you are my love."

Then he turned his head in the next second and hugged another woman. The woman took the letter paper in her hand and put it on the tip of her nose and sniffed it. The modern woman in a western dress also showed a happy expression, and closed her eyes very touched. "It's okay, I just want to be your lover."

I:? ? ?

Wait, Osamu Dazai, aren't you married?

Just a second ago you were still saying that your wife is the person you love the most! ?Are you a goldfish or a dog?Is your memory only three seconds?

I squeezed the Coke next to me and looked at the screen with horror in my eyes. Mao Lilan and Suzuki Sonoko next to me looked at me involuntarily. Although I knew it was bad, I couldn't control it!

How dare a fool like him call my ex-boyfriend's name?

My ex-boyfriend's coffin can't hold it down anymore!

The young man in the blue kimono named Osamu Dazai embraced the woman in the dress in front of him, and said with a moved face, "Ah, only you, only you understand me."

Then they cheated in marriage...

Osamu Dazai, cheated in marriage!

Why is this so.

I continued to look at Osamu Dazai and Xiaosan with a very veiled look on my face, confided in each other and was moved to feel that the other party was my spiritual partner. I saw Lan next to me blocking Conan's eyes, I Even more angry.

Not only did he have a wife, the literary giant Osamu Dazai also had a lover.

And a lover...

I almost popped the popcorn in my hand, staring at the screen, Osamu Dazai, even if he had a wife, he cheated... and found a mistress.

Osamu Dazai actually found a mistress...

I can't bear it, I want to kill someone, kill Osamu Dazai now!

Then the plot started to run wild, from a love drama to a horror movie, Osamu Dazai felt the helplessness of life and tried to commit suicide many times. First, he swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills in the movie, but he didn’t die. Then I went to Mount Kamakura and hanged myself. I didn’t die. The most amazing thing was that I died in love with the first generation of Xiaoshan in the hot springs. I didn’t die...

I:! ! !

Please don't die!Osamu Dazai!

You big idiot!

The Coke in my hand was about to burst from my squeeze, and this kid Dazai Osamu actually committed suicide, and he still likes to commit suicide? ? ?

A writer who plays with women every day, writes mourning literature and even wants to commit suicide every day because of pathos, the most important thing is that he plays with women, Osamu Dazai plays with women! ?

... I cry.

My ex-boyfriend is so late. My ex-boyfriend is obviously a person who will blush when he holds my hand, and will hide from people even if I kiss him. He is so pure and cute.

Why!Black him with his name!

What did my ex-boyfriend do wrong? ?

I'm about to vomit blood...

I am a person who never curses, and now I want to kill the writer Dazai Osamu. In the end, the plot even uses a poignant tone to describe this person who is said to be a master in the Japanese literary world. I love Akutagawa Ryunosuke (huh) This name is so familiar), I am tragic, I am guilty, I feel that there is nothing left for me to pursue in life!

Then I watched an editor yell at Osamu Dazai on the screen, "Don't you guys have any shame?"

Yes, I think so too!

I couldn't help but nodded in agreement, then looked at Dazai Osamu and said with a smile, "I wrote a new book."

"Disqualification in the world."

The name is simply...

If I buy this book, I will burn it to my ex-boyfriend when I go back...

The plot here makes everyone cry and become a fool, and I am also a fool, because I saw Osamu Dazai find a new lover, Furong Yamazaki committed suicide together.

Ah... Osamu Dazai, you still have a little four.

Ah, so angry!

Leaning on the sofa in the movie theater, I stared at the movie in front of me with a blank face, mentally calculating how to give the movie a negative score, I should buy some black fans, if I don’t give this movie a zero score, I will not human……

Does no one care about this thing?He even blacked out my ex-boyfriend as mentally handicapped, an idiot who has nothing to do every day, is extremely passive and world-weary, and has a huge disloyal relationship.

The most important thing is to be emotionally disloyal, how can this be?How can this work?This is not allowed, thank you!

I'm furious.

This writer must have died in the age, if he is not dead, I will force him to change his name!

Organization, it's time to test you!I've figured it all out, let the gin and bourbon do it!

"That...Xiaoyou, are you okay?" Mao Lilan who was beside me asked me worriedly, "Are you really okay, you haven't been well since you watched the movie."

"Really?" I heard my own voice say, "It must be because the movie is so exciting, this Osamu Dazai has a rich relationship history, I am simply...shocked."

Woo woo woo, ex-boyfriend, I love you so much!

Although you are a cadre of Hong Kong gangsters, you have never played with women, have you?No, the thought of my Osamu Dazai having the same name as the guy in the movie takes my breath away.

Disqualification in the world, I wrote it down!

When I go back, I will burn this book to my ex-boyfriend, and educate him well!

Yes... If he dares to find Xiaosan, I will kill him.

This Osamu Dazai also has a junior, he dares to have a junior, and if there is a junior, he wants to kill him!

Mao Lilan froze for a moment, and then Suzuki Sonoko pulled her next to her, and she stopped talking. The child Edogawa Conan sitting on the seat looked at me while drinking water.

Suddenly asked, "Didn't Big Sister know Dazai Osamu before?"

I was stunned for a moment, only to see the little boy continue to ask, "Because big sister seems to be very strange to this person."

"You want to say that this writer is... not very familiar." Because I was in a bad mood, I didn't think much about replying him directly, but the kid asked in a drawn-out tone while drinking water, "Then who do you like, big sister? Which writer?"

"Because you don't seem to like the other person's appearance very much." Conan also deliberately explained.

can i like itSuch a mournful writer, even if he commits suicide every day, he still plays with women and finds three women?Osamu Dazai and three women! ?

three? !

If my ex-boyfriend dares to find another one, I can stage a tear-up ex. Have you seen it?The picture is absolutely extremely bloody, I promise you will never forget the kind.

I was so angry that I was about to ascend to heaven.

It’s not good to blackmail anyone, why use my ex-boyfriend’s name to blackmail him, it’s better to call Dazai cheating than Dazai Zhi, but if you can’t call Dazai disqualified, forget it.

Hey, sorry.

The two girls looked at each other for a long time, because I was in a bad mood, and everyone went back without eating at night.

I also specially apologized to Mao Lilan and the others, "I'm really sorry, because I was in a bad mood and everyone didn't have time to eat."

Mao Lilan and Suzuki Sonoko didn't know why, but they looked at me with very understanding expressions. Suzuki Sonoko understood me the most, and said to me very moved, "It's okay, we know it's difficult for you to make a choice."

"It's like Osamu Dazai in the movie, everyone is very nice." Sonoko Suzuki sighed, "It's really hard to choose."

I:? ? ?

Then I went home, Bourbon didn't seem to be at home, ah, I went out for a while, because I was in a bad mood, I went back to lie on the bed to rest, and while resting, I thought about how to get a negative score for this crap movie.

The next morning, I was still angry when Bourbon made me breakfast, and the thought of my ex-boyfriend being hacked made me want to kill.

"...What's the matter?" Bourbon handed me a piece of baked bread and asked suspiciously, "You don't seem to be in a good mood."

"I watched a movie yesterday." I couldn't help but get up with the breeder, and said to him seriously, "I watched Osamu Dazai and the three women."

Bourbon snorted, "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong?" I was stunned, "Osamu Dazai and three women, three, Bourbon, he found three women!"

How could he be so pissed off?

Bourbon: "...Doctor, calm down, what's wrong with you?"

When I thought of my ex-boyfriend in another world, that innocent boy who was three years younger than me, who was unknowingly slandered like this, my tears were about to fall, and I couldn't help scratching the table with a hoarse voice, serious Looking at Bourbon, "That Osamu Dazai cheated and has three women."

It's really miserable!

Why is he so miserable? I don’t care if I can’t see him. He will be blacked out like this. When everyone talks about it in the future, he will only say, ah, the man who found three women.

My ex-boyfriend did not!Don't blackmail him with his name like this!

Bourbon almost choked on the milk, he suddenly asked me very seriously, "Doctor, do you..."

"what?"

"No..." He thought for a while, then suddenly gave up his words and swallowed them back, and then said with a particularly sympathetic look, "Don't think too much, doctor, the guy who abandoned you is a scum, don't think too much .”

Then he asked me seriously, "Do you need me to teach him a lesson for you?"

I:……? ? ?

What?

at the same time

Mao Lilan, who was on the phone, was still a little worried and talked to Suzuki Sonoko, "You said Xiaoyou was in a really bad mood yesterday."

"Ah..." Suzuki Sonoko said affirmatively during the phone call, "That's for sure, Dazai Osamu's life is really miserable, substitute herself, think about Mr. Amuro, Officer Mobuku, Mr. Okiya, or It's easy to understand."

"Hey." Mao Lilan was a little embarrassed, "She won't be affected by Osamu Dazai, right?"

"Probably not..." Suzuki Sonoko said uncertainly, "It is indeed difficult to choose among these three men. The tragedy of Dazai Osamu and the three women must have had a great impact on her."

"So she brought Mr. Amuro into his wife, Mr. Okiya into his lover, and police officer Mobu into Yamatomi, who died in love in the end?" This is too tragic, all tragedies.

"If there is no way to explain why Xiaoyou is so angry watching a movie." Suzuki Sonoko said with emotion, "It's so miserable, even thinking about it makes me feel so miserable."

"Hmm." Mao Lilan couldn't help thinking of her childhood sweetheart Kudo Shinichi, wondering how Shinichi would comfort Xiaoyou.

Edogawa Conan, the actual Kudo Shinichi is thinking at this moment.

"Why, she doesn't know such a famous writer in Japan."

Where is this woman from?