Mr. Hat's girlfriend is 1.8 meters four

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While working overtime, Zhong Ye ate the chocolate Xia Jiang gave him.

He suspected that Xia Jiang was playing tricks on him.

This chocolate looks like a high-end handmade product, but it is actually very unpalatable, like eating a catty of mustard and a catty of mackerel.

The best place for this devil's food is in the trash.

If it was given by Dazai, Chuya would definitely throw it into the trash can without hesitation and beat him up.If it was given by the subordinates, Zhong Zhong will also increase the workload for them as appropriate to avenge the trick.

But it happened to be given by Xia Jiang...

Throwing away doesn't seem like a good idea.

Zhong also believes that Xia Jiang is not trying to punish him.He felt that he was good to Xia Jiang, and Xia Jiang would not hold any ill will towards him.

Therefore, Chuya endured the nausea, kept the chocolates, and stuffed them into his mouth one by one.His brain knows that he doesn't want to eat anymore, but his hands and mouth don't seem to belong to his brain.

After eating a box of chocolates, he felt his stomach throbbing: "Hiss—"

Until all the documents were corrected, Zhongye's stomach pain did not relieve at all, but intensified instead.

He stood up, stomach acid rushing up his throat along with the disgusting chocolate.

Chuya: "!"

After vomiting and diarrhea, Chuya visited the medical room very weakly.

He was lying on a pale hospital bed, and his face was also pale.

"Sorry, senior." Xia Jiang sighed, and said annoyed and helpless: "Mr. Dazai gave me that box of chocolates. I overestimated him. I thought he would send some normal things."

Zhong Ye raised his head wearily, looking at the medicine dripping down slowly, his stomach and esophagus felt burning pain.

In the confusion, he finally mentioned a new curse word.

——Damn it, Osamu Dazai.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Xia Jiang sincerely apologized again: "I'm really sorry."

"It's okay, my body can withstand tossing." Zhong also turned his head with difficulty, looked at the tea-haired girl with an apologetic face, and asked, "What time is it now, don't you take a rest?"

Of course it was late at night.

Zhong Ye was extremely sleepy, and would fight whenever the pillow touched his eyelids.

If it weren't for that damn box of chocolates, he would be sleeping peacefully in the comfort of his big bed in his mansion by now.

"01:30, I have to watch the drip." Xia Jiang brought a hot water bottle over, and wrapped the infusion tube around the hot water bottle. "Go to bed first, I'm fine, I slept in the bar for a while in the evening."

Zhongye thought: Yes, you slept in the bar for a while.

He remembered the damn text again, and he thought: If only you hadn't slept for a while.

Afterwards, he cursed again in his heart: Although I am not a human being, Dazai Osamu, you are a real dog.

Zhong Ye asked, "You just had an operation, aren't you tired?"

"Of course I'm tired." Xia Jiang pulled up the blackout curtain, and wrote lightly: "But the work to be done must be done well, and there must be no sloppy."

What a responsible person.

Zhong also pursed the corners of his lips, smiled lightly, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Standing on the other side of the curtain, Xia Jiang hesitated for a while holding the needle tube, but he still didn't put the tube of poison|drug into Zhongye's infusion bag.There is still a big difference between Huang Ba vomiting and human beings, if this injection of poison does not kill him, it will be her own unlucky one.

It is better not to do things that you are not sure about.

Xia Jiang threw the needle tube back into the box, and sat at the table reluctantly, looking up at the drip on the hanger outside the curtain.

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At about five o'clock in the morning, Zhongye's infusion ended.

Xia Jiang walked over lightly, pinched the back of the brown-haired boy's hand, and peeled off the infusion sticker.She pulled out the needle very lightly, and pressed the pad of her thumb on the infusion patch to stop the bleeding at the place where the needle was inserted.

Xia Jiang squeezed his hand and sat down on the edge of the bed. Just as he sat down, he met a pair of open blue eyes.

Those eyes were not hazy from just waking up.

The ochre-haired boy was very sober, and in those eyes, there was a murderous intent that quickly faded.

This is the vigilance he has accumulated over the years in the unstable world.

Xia Jiang asked: "Woke you up?"

"No, it's not your fault." Chuya withdrew his hand and pressed the back of his hand himself. "Go and rest first, you should still be able to sleep for a while."

Really don't blame Xia Jiang, if you want to blame it, blame Huangbatu.

Before he joined the port organization, his hands were in his pockets, but after he joined the port organization, his hands were wrapped in gloves.

He usually uses his feet to use supernatural powers. When using his hands, he can't master them well, and there is a risk of losing control.Such a powerful ability, of course, must be well controlled.Once he loses control, whether it is for himself or the people around him, it will be a danger of extinction.

Therefore, Chuya's hands are very sensitive|sensitive.

The moment Xia Jiang touched his hand, he woke up.

As for killing intent...

Just imagine, a person who walks without sound or breath when approaching, suddenly touches your most sensitive spot, can you not be afraid?

As a person who can't sleep well and hides daggers and guns under his pillow, can he not be murderous?

After blasting Xia Jiang away, Zhong also sighed and planned to go back to sleep.

He pulled up the quilt, only then did he feel that his bed was still warm.Zhong also blinked, and took out a Kumamon's hot water bottle from under the quilt. The hot water bag was still warm through the fluffy towel cover, and it felt a little hot to the touch.

Chuya stared blankly at the hot water bottle, all the troubles that had been left behind due to sleep came back at this moment.

His heart was warm, but at the same time, he also fell into a bigger entanglement.

Zhong also lifted the quilt and got out of bed. He looked around in the medical room, and finally found Xia Jiang on another hospital bed with the curtain drawn.

The brown-haired girl was about to fall asleep, but she was still asleep. When she heard him pull the curtain, she turned around and looked at him with those sunny green eyes full of doubts.

"I'll give this back to you." Zhong also glanced over his head, refusing to meet her eyes, a little red behind his ears. "Very useful, thank you."

"That's good." Xia Jiang took the hot water bottle, held it in his arms, yawned and closed his eyes.

Chuya looked at the hot water bottle held by the girl on his chest, and his face turned red with a "poof".He shook his head, cleared the bad idea of ​​"indirect hug" from his head, turned around and closed the curtain for Xia Jiang.

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Chuya, who was about to return to his office, met the person he hated the most.

Spread out on the red carpet in the wide and long corridor, a boy with dark brown hair sat on it like a boneless one, with his back leaning against the wall, crooked, as if he was about to slip to the ground.

"Ah, Chiuya..." Dazai's voice was vague.

Chuya's eyebrows twitched, he bent down, and pulled out the very familiar wine bottle from his partner's arms.

This is an '82 Lafite.

After Hongye heard that he liked wine, she bought this wine from the winery as Chuya's 17th birthday present.

Now the weight in my hand is very light, only the empty wine bottle is left.liquor?Of course it went into the stomach of the bastard in front of him.

The veins on Zhongye's forehead were throbbing. He reached out and picked up the limp guy from the ground: "You bastard, why are you stealing my wine again?"

A whole Lafite, why didn't he drink to death?

"It's all Chuya's fault." Dazai opened his eyes in a daze, and said, "I came to look for Chuya, but Chuya isn't in the office, of course I'm going to take your wine~"

What kind of weird logic is this?

Zhong was also shocked by his partner's brazenness.

"Chuya went to spend some time with the beauty, of course I..." Dazai blinked, his kite-colored eyes were full of sadness.He is like a brown-haired rabbit who has been severely bullied, and when he speaks, he can make up all kinds of sad stories in people's minds. "I can only drink."

Chuya: "Huh?"

Go to your uncle's spring breeze once!

"I'm broken in love, Chuya, you have to pay me back." Dazai struggled to get up while leaning on the wall, he suddenly threw a punch and hit Chuya in the abdomen. "Why... It's obvious that I like Xiao Xiajiang more... It's obvious that I discovered Xiao Xiajiang first..."

Chuya: "!!!?"

Before he could struggle out of Dazai's demonic logic, he was punched inexplicably, and before he had time to attack, he suddenly knew such a thing.

Dazai grabbed his wrist and was about to punch him a second time.

Chuya's reaction was extremely quick, and he punched back with his backhand.He was already in an extremely unhappy mood, and he didn't care about the bastard who played tricks on him yesterday and caused him to eat the problematic chocolate, and stole his wine today.

At five o'clock in the morning, the "very good" relationship between Shuanghei, Dazai cadres and Zhongyuan quasi-cadres started a friendly exchange on the [-]th floor of the port organization headquarters.

The two of them kicked back and forth, fought back and forth, and jumped up and down.

The members of the organization were used to it, and no one bothered these two people.

On the BBS forum inside Hong Kong and black, a party-themed post with a headline saying that the wind is rain quickly became popular, and the hot sign at the end was tempting people to click on it.

【Shock!Dazai-san and Nakahara-san are fighting over women! 】

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Chuya fights with Dazai, that's not called fighting, that's called abuse.

In less than half an hour, Dazai walked into the medical room with his injuries, and woke up Xia Jiang who had just fallen asleep.

Dazai tilted his neck to make it easier for Xia Jiang to treat him with the scratch near the carotid artery.

While tilting his head cooperatively, he complained about his partner: "Zhongye is really ruthless, after all, they have been partners for two years, and they beat me like this."

"Mr. Dazai, you also know that we have been partners for two years." Xia Jiang pointed to the empty chocolate box and wine bottle on the table, and asked, "Why are you still going so far? Well, the chocolate is for me, but then A piece of wine, you should know that it is an important thing for seniors."

Xia Jiang's meaning is very obvious - aren't you just asking for a fight?

"Isn't wine just for drinking?" Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes faded, and gradually sank into darkness. "and--"

His previously drawn-out voice suddenly returned to normal.

That 82 Lafite didn't get him drunk at all.

"I have a bad relationship with Zhongye. Isn't this in your favor, my wife Xia Jiang?"