Taoist fast crossing

"No problem, maybe I fell into a daze."

Si Qingyan withdrew her hands, looking calm and breezy.

"Master, can you even save a chicken?" Lin Susu froze for a moment, and suddenly realized that this was Si Qingyan, not the genius doctor Gu Linxian.

"No."

Si Qingyan just pinched the chicken casually to see what was going on with the chicken, but she didn't expect the chicken to be lucky, it didn't hit its head, maybe it used its wings as a cushion, and then it was frightened stupid?

"It's up."

Duanmulin also watched helplessly as the chicken stood up, took steady steps, and walked out as if nothing had happened, but the wings were a little out of reach, and there seemed to be no problem at all in other places.

Stand tall and proud, like a victorious general.

Judging from the direction, it is returning to the cage.

"Unexpected." Duanmulin also heaved a sigh of relief.

In fact, he felt that if the chicken was smeared on the neck because everyone wanted to eat it, it would be fine.If Liang Qin fell to his death before eating, I would feel a little pimple in my heart, I don't know why.

Duanmulin also fried a plate of shredded carrots under Si Qingyan's guidance.Sister Wei used the remaining five eggs and leeks to make a bowl of eggs with leeks, and she made rounds for the rest of the dishes.

After a while, the director of the program group appeared, first called Sister Wei out to ask about the situation, and then asked others to take care of it.The hot spots of this show are already there, at least this episode must be filmed, and we can't just let it go because of a little contradiction.

It didn't take long for the director to send Xu Shiqi back. Liang Qin's face was very ugly. I don't know if he had been criticized.

Ji Feng washed his hands and made a pot of mushroom soup. Now he and Tang Ni are inseparable, and they seem to be cuddling together.

Sister Wei and Lin Susu were flirting with each other, as if they were in an alliance.Si Qingyan glanced at Duanmu Linye who was following behind, and felt that this temporary roommate was his current ally.

Duanmu Lin was also shocked, suddenly aware of the pressure.

Except that there is no meat, the dishes are quite rich. Si Qingyan fried braised potatoes, Duanmu Linye fried carrot shreds, Lin Susu fried Chinese cabbage, Wei sister fried leek eggs, and Shanghai green, tiger skin Green peppers, etc., and a big pot of mushroom soup.

The rice may be less water, half-baked, and extremely hard.Everyone was tired all day, and they didn't want to toss any more. Pick up a few chopsticks and stuff them in their mouths, which is regarded as filling their stomachs.

Xu Shiqi didn't have to look directly at the plate of chives and eggs, and later Liang Qin said with a smile that she happened to eat more, it was all revenge, Xu Shiqi picked up her chopsticks hard, and the leeks and eggs lost half in an instant.

Seeing the eggs go into Xu Shiqi's bowl, Tang Ni died of heartache.Fortunately, another dish she likes - braised potatoes, tastes good, and the quantity is enough, so there is no need to compete with others.

After eating a meal in silence, he was deadlocked on the issue of washing dishes.

While there was a pot of rice left, most of the dishes were eaten.

Even the bowl of mushroom soup was completely drunk.

In the end, Tang Ni, who felt that she didn't do much, asked to do the dishes. Lin Susu and Ji Feng stayed to clean up the kitchen, saying that they would come tomorrow in turn, and the others would go back to their rooms early to rest.

"Why am I a little dizzy..."

Duanmulin also knelt on the ground, feeling everything was in a trance.

"Me too……"

Si Qingyan found that the scene around him suddenly changed. He was sitting on a gorgeous princess bed, and he was not wearing the original clothes, but a blue court-style tunic dress.

hiss--

Si Qingyan took a deep breath, and took a closer look. It turned out that it wasn't blue, but pink.

what happened?Fall into some kind of illusion?

Si Qingyan pinched herself suddenly and found that it really hurt.

He closed his eyes, calmed down, and when he opened them again, he found that the skirt on his body had turned green.

"Why am I in the zoo?"

Si Qingyan heard Duanmu Linye's voice.

"Monkeys, tigers, gorillas... and boa constrictors..."

Duanmulin also seemed to be frightened, throwing himself on the ground.

"..." Si Qingyan remained silent.

Did you eat something bad today?

He washed all the vegetables and confirmed that there is no problem. Other than that, eggs, mushrooms,... mushrooms?

The mushroom soup was delicious, but there were too many people eating, so Si Qingyan only drank one bowl.

"How come there are ostriches and elephants... why are there penguins... unscientific..."

Duanmulin also held his head, bang bang bang, as if hitting the floor.

Si Qingyan looked in that direction, but saw nothing.

When I lowered my head again, the skirt had turned red.

Will there be orange, yellow, cyan, purple next?

There is no problem with the sound.

Si Qingyan unlocked it with her fingerprint, turned on the phone, clicked into the phone book based on her feeling, and dialed 120.

After explaining the symptoms and location, Si Qingyan asked the voice intelligence in the phone to call the director of the program group.

"We got poisoned from eating mushrooms."

Si Qingyan's expression was serious.

"What? Poisoned? I can't see...I'm blind...Si Qingyan, where are you?"

Duanmulin could also hear the sound, but there was a huge deviation in the picture. He touched Si Qingyan's place by feeling, and hugged Si Qingyan's calf tightly.

"Ahh! I'm blind...I'm poisoned...I don't want to die!"

Duanmulin was also very flustered.

"In a certain village, 40 people have tractors, 30 people have TV sets, and 15 people have washing machines. Among them, 21 people have both tractors and TV sets, and 10 people have both washing machines and TV sets. Then, at most How many people own a tractor, a washing machine, and a TV at the same time?"

Si Qingyan touched Duanmu Linye's head and asked softly.

"Ah...ah..." Duanmulin also tried to follow Si Qingyan's words.

21 people have tractors and washing machines at the same time.

10 people have washing machines and TV sets at the same time.

21-10=11

"Eleven!" Duanmulin also read out the answer aloud.

Si Qingyan was stunned, she didn't quite understand Duanmu Linye's train of thought, so she only corrected her,

"Not eleven."

"That's 21!" Duanmulin also shook his drowsy head, inexplicably gaining some confidence.

It must be 21 people!

"Not at all."

"That's forty." Duanmulin also growled, feeling that his head was full of tractors and TVs, which was a mess.

"No." Si Qingyan no longer cared about the color of the skirt, he began to worry about Duanmu Linye.

"How many bowls of mushroom soup have you had?"

"Three bowls, no... two bowls... or four bowls?" Duanmulin also counted to five, and then counted again, suddenly shocked,

"Why do I have an extra finger?"

"That's mine." Si Qingyan wanted to see if Duanmulin had a fever, but he didn't know the approximate location with his hand, so Duanmulin also counted it in by the way.

"Ah, did you lose your finger?" Duanmulin also let out a scream, which instantly attracted the attention of others. Hearing this, the director who rushed over felt like the sky was falling, and rushed straight into Si Qingyan and Duanmu Linye's room——

Si Qingyan happened to be sitting upright by the bed, her slender and beautiful hands were intact.Duanmulin was also half lying on the ground, hugging Si Qingyan's calf, tears streaming down his face, his expression collapsed.

"No."

"Duanmu, at most how many people in the village own tractors, washing machines, and TVs at the same time?" Si Qingyan wanted to ask the correct answer.

"Forty, I'll pay for all the ones I don't have..."

Duanmulin also burst into tears.

The director was dumbfounded.

What's the matter?What tractor washer?

Ah? ? ?

Are these two already stupid?

What can I do...

"The ambulance is almost here. Good Duanmu, hold on, you are a strong boy."

The director grabbed Duanmu Linye's hand, wanting to comfort this handsome little guy who was crying miserably.

"I'm not woo woo woo..." Duan Mulin also cried even more sadly.

Si Qingyan was hesitating whether to tell Duanmu Linye that he had begun to recover.

I don't think the mushrooms are very poisonous.

He's no longer wearing a skirt, he's wearing a space suit.

It's the spacesuit in the Xizhilang jelly advertisement.

The sound of an ambulance came from outside the door, the director waved vigorously, and a doctor got out of the car and strode over.

"How about it?"

The doctors here are used to patients who are poisoned by eating mushrooms. In fact, they can usually make calls, and the symptoms are not too severe. But this patient said that seven other people ate poisonous mushrooms with him, and the hospital opened a car. Larger ambulance.

"Isn't that... that... Si Qingyan?"

The doctor didn't know much about it at first, but during the winter vacation, many TV stations were broadcasting "Beauty Overwhelming the World", and when his wife and children mentioned it occasionally, he remembered it.

"Yeah, take a look, are they okay?"

The director himself was about to cry.

It's not easy to make some money, this variety show almost killed him.

"It should be neuropsychiatric poisoning, and the hallucinogenic effect is relatively strong. Drink some warm water first, and then go to the hospital for a detailed examination."

Si Qingyan and Duanmulin were also carried into the ambulance by the staff, and the others were sent by another car, and the group entered the hospital in a mighty manner.

"Although we all drank mushroom soup, we didn't pick many mushrooms. Everyone's poison is relatively mild. We need to infuse fluids first. If you feel uncomfortable, you can take a nap, and you'll almost recover when you wake up."

"This kind of mushroom is not very toxic and delicious, and there are many people who love food to actively look for this kind of mushroom."

Si Qingyan was indeed tired, and fell into a drowsy sleep.

It was plotted against by mushrooms...

Those mushrooms looked very ordinary, and they tasted nothing but delicious.

Perhaps the impact was too subtle, and he didn't have an early warning.

Even though the program group covered this matter well, it was still on the hot search.

#Si Qingyan Poisoning#

"Eight people including Si Qingyan and Liang Qin were poisoned"

#《魔者大战战》Eight people are poisoned#

When the onlookers saw the hot search name, they couldn't help feeling tense, and clicked in hastily, only to find that it introduced a kind of mushroom.

It looks similar to normal mushrooms, and the hallucinogenic effect is very mild.

Then I mentioned that a few people are fine, they are resting and so on.

This feint shot left people speechless.

Even so, the Kong family and the Qin family who heard the news were very anxious and directly boarded the plane going south.

Si Qingyan, who didn't open her eyes until noon the next day, just woke up and found a few people sitting beside the hospital bed.

Qin Jizong of the Qin family, Mrs. Qin, and a strange couple.

"You're awake, are you hungry?"

The strange lady's tone was extremely gentle, as if she was very concerned about his physical condition, with tears in her eyes.

"Why are you still talking?"

Could it be that the hallucinations produced by mushrooms have been upgraded again?

Si Qingyan pinched herself again, it really hurt.

"I am your mother..."