Taoist fast crossing

[Xiao Xie]

As soon as Xiao Xie, who had lost a few pounds due to busy work, came home, he saw his mother picking up the broom and staring at her.

"Mom, I've found a wife and I'm pregnant with a child. You can stay with me for two days."

"Fart! Can someone like you find a wife?"

The broom swept heavily on Xiao Xie's buttocks.

"You were born by my old lady, and my old lady doesn't know you yet?"

"The most beautiful Xiaofang in the village used to ask you to take her home, what did you say?"

Xiao Xie dodged left and right, his movements were extremely quick, and he argued:

"Doesn't she have legs? Why do you ask me to see her off? Do you want me to carry her back? It's a beautiful idea!"

"That beautiful little widow in the east of the village is afraid of thunder and asked you to talk to her, do you remember?"

Xiao Xie raised his eyebrows and said righteously:

"I also have to sleep at night. I can't fall asleep when someone talks. How can I find me if I'm afraid of thunder? I'm not a lightning rod!"

"Heh, where did you get your daughter-in-law? How dare you lie to your old lady, it's itchy!"

The broom was drawn again, Xiao Xie suddenly heard a chuckle, turned around and saw a figure with long hair reaching his waist hastily flashed past the wall.

Even though his ass got hit by a broom, Xiao Xie still chased after her...

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[Luo Junchen]

Luo Junchen has been missing for several days. Luo Xingchen is worried at home and dare not tell his parents.

"Brother, open the door, it's me."

The door was knocked, and Luo Junchen's voice came from outside the door.

Why don't you ring the doorbell?

Is there some ghost pretending to be Luo Junchen to harm people?

Luo Xingchen looked out of the cat's eye, but saw nothing.

Yes!It must be a ghost!

Luo Xingchen silently clenched the thousand-year-old mahogany sword in his hand.It cost thousands of dollars to buy it...

Luo Xingchen opened the door suddenly, slashing wildly at the air outside.

When he lowered his head, he saw a fluffy short-legged black dog with a fluffy and curled tail, which looked very cute.

Luo Junchen stared blankly at Luo Xingchen, and the next second, the mahogany sword was drawn over!

"Brother! It's me! It's me! Why are you smoking me!"

Luo Junchen dodged left and right, but now that he had short legs, he couldn't dodge Luo Xingchen's mahogany sword at all.

"You were the one who smoked, the fake!" Luo Xingchen moved like lightning, and specially aimed at Luo Junchen's buttocks!

"Really, I'm serious, there is a Rem poster in your room, and I bought it for you..." Luo Junchen defended loudly.

"Clap clap-"

After Luo Xingchen smoked Luo Junchen, he picked him up.

"what's wrong with you?"

"I'm teasing you...I didn't expect you to be so cruel..."

Humanoid Luo Junchen strode out from the side of the corridor, and the puppy plunged into Luo Junchen's body, and the two easily merged into one.

"Welcome home."

Luo Xingchen hooked the restless younger brother and patted him on the back.

"My big pig bone..." Luo Junchen couldn't help but slobbered when he smelled the aroma of food on Luo Xingchen's body.

"It's still hot."

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[Little Holy Son]

In this life, his surname is Wei, and his parents are still alive.

He didn't come easily, and his parents named him Shenzhi.

Although he likes the name, he is a bit distressed that the kindergarteners call him toilet paper.

Every day when Xiao Shengzi goes to school, he greets the middle-aged Xiao Xie who is on duty. Occasionally, he meets Uncle Luo Junchen who sells cotton candy and balloons to children.

When school was over, his parents would come to pick him up, and the two adults and one child would ride home on a tricycle.

The family went bankrupt, and the parents started selling pancakes and fruits, and Xiao Shengzi occasionally helped to collect the money, the total amount is not clear.

Mom will patiently teach him to do math problems, and Dad will put him on his shoulders and ride a big horse.

The new year is here, and the little holy son touched the bulging red envelope, clasped his hands together, and wished his parents New Year's greetings.

"Dad, Mom, I love you."

"Our baby is so good."

The left and right sides were kissed, and the little Shengzi blushed, and quietly put his hands in his pockets to count the red envelopes.

"Baby is still young, mother will keep it for you."

Little Shengzi stared blankly at his mother, weak and helpless, the other party finally couldn't bear it, and put the red envelope back.

"An exception this year." Mama Wei waved her hand, successfully cheering up the little Shengzi.

Wei's father smiled and said nothing, never an exception.

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[Devil King]

When it was discovered, the demon king was plowing the land.

After he escaped from Broken Dragon Mountain, he probed his brain, intending to use his appearance advantage to find a suitable place to stay.

and got caught...

Why let him plow the land... He is clearly still a calf!

Human beings are so hateful...

It's ok……

After he saves for a while, he will be able to transform into a human form and sneak into a big city.

At that time, he will also be able to live a good life with delicious food and spicy food.

There are endless green cabbage every day...

"Dajun, look, this is the cow your mother caught, I didn't lie to you."

"Eat a lot, have great strength, and cultivate the land very well."

"Mom, I received a call from my colleague. This cow is raised by someone else. I will buy you another big cow."

The devil stared blankly at Xiao Xie who was getting closer and closer, and collapsed on the ground...

"Why are you crying? You are so useless. When you get to the underworld, you will still be plowing the land."

"We don't kill cattle."

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[other]

Wei Sixian's property was transferred by Si Qingyan to Luo Xingchen's name, and Luo Xingchen represented him.

These properties will be donated in the name of Wei Sixian.

Whether it's helping out-of-school children go to school or rescuing the dying, doing good is all about doing good.

"Does Mr. Wei have any plans for the future?"

"Walking around."

"If you need help, you can come to me."

"it is good."

Looking at the back of the other party leaving, Luo Xingchen suddenly felt a little envious.

No entanglement, no entanglement, really don't take away a cloud...

"Brother, I want to eat big pig's trotters."

Looking at the WeChat message sent by Luo Junchen, Luo Xingchen felt a little poor.

After get off work, buy a few big pig's trotters.

My younger brother is eating more and more, this won't work, I can't afford him...

The second volume of the salted fish actor