Taoist fast crossing

"This bride really has a queue, and the motorcade is smelly and long, blocking the road."

"I didn't expect my brother to say that it was true that there would be traffic jams because of weddings during holidays..."

As soon as Luo Junchen finished speaking, a group of pale men appeared behind the steady stream of luxury cars, with red happy characters on each side of their faces.They all wear big red tall hats, which are pointed and look a bit hard, like Miao crisp horns.

Some men carried gongs in their hands, while others carried drums in their hands.

Others are playing suona.

What was played was mourning tunes, and the sharp and mocking voices fell on the ears, making people upset.

"It's so noisy." Si Qingyan frowned.

The group of people turned a blind eye to the van parked on the side of the road, except for the person who was throwing paper money in the middle and grabbed an extra handful when passing by.

The man had an exaggerated smile painted on his face with red paint, and when he turned to look at Si Qingyan, the corners of his mouth curled up vigorously.

"It's provoking me." There was a red light in Si Qingyan's eyes, and a ball of blood flames flickered in it.

Xiao Xie felt bad, immediately grabbed Si Qingyan's sleeve, and comforted him in a low voice:

"No, it admires your majesty, domineering, handsome and unrestrained style, and specially sprinkled paper money to express its warm welcome..."

"Look how happy it is smiling..."

Xiao Xie said out of conscience.

There are so many cars and so many ghosts on the opposite side. After we get rid of me, there are only one, two or three existences with unknown complex components... and the first three-legged cow.

Even if you think about it with your butt, you can't beat it...

"Let's wait until the other party passes by." Xiao Xie is very good at acting out of camera.

"It's too ugly." Si Qingyan didn't want to look any further and closed her eyes.

Spicy eyes.

This kind of rubbish paper people, he set fire to it and burned a group of them.

Next came a group of bearers in white clothes, carrying a scarlet sedan chair.

The sedan chair was decorated with incomparable luxury, and tassels, pearls and jade were repeatedly piled up as if they didn't need money, and the air was so high.

"I don't know why, but my heart hurts."

Jiang Yao looked at the sedan chair, only seeing the heavy curtains of the sedan chair.

"My lord, I want to go and see."

"Okay." Si Qingyan opened her eyes again, started the van, and forced her way into the convoy.

Xiao Xie shut her mouth tightly.

I shouldn't have persuaded Lord Yan...

It's still plugged in...

A van was inserted in the middle of a bunch of expensive luxury cars, which was extremely unconventional.

Especially this van was splashed with mud and water.Every time the mud hit the surrounding luxury cars, a hole would be made.

Finally, an unaccustomed ghost floated over with a big knife.

Xiao Xie silently loaded the gun and said silently in his heart, Serve the country with loyalty, serve the country with loyalty, serve the country with loyalty... Mom said that Mr. Yue Fei won countless life-and-death fights with these four words.Even if it's not that powerful, it's good to save your own life.

In the past, Xiao Xie was not a superstitious person, but now... After silently reciting Xiao Xie who is loyal to the country, he began to recite the Tathagata Buddha Taishang Laojun Guanyin Bodhisattva Taibai Jinxing urgently like a law...

"Eat my knife!"

The ghost screamed suddenly, and slashed at it with a knife.

Si Qingyan let out a cold snort, and directly clung to the opponent.

When the van drove past these few meters, there was only an incomplete paper man left on the ground.

If you don't move your mind, ghosts will change.

The rest of the cars silently distanced themselves from the van driven by Si Qingyan, couldn't they hide if they couldn't be provoked?

When the convoy arrives at the wedding site, no matter who the owner of the van is, he will die.The radio in the van sizzled a few times and suddenly started working normally.Perhaps because of Si Qingyan's existence, the signal shielding function of the ghosts had a problem.

"Today we have a special show of golden songs, and the next song we will play is "Yezi"."

"This song is indomitable and unstoppable. I hope it can point the way for you in the middle of the night."

The prelude sounded vigorously.

Si Qingyan suddenly felt a little fond of it.

"How big is it? The stronger the wind, the more my heart flutters..."

"Illusion is like a speck of dust, dancing wildly with the wind..."

Si Qingyan accelerated forward according to the rhythm, and caught up with the nearest luxury car.

"Blow, blow, my pride indulges—"

"Blowing, blowing won't destroy my pure garden——"

"Let the wind blow and let it be destroyed and destroyed is my ultimate prospect..."

Accompanied by the exciting and high-pitched music, Si Qingyan stepped on the accelerator rhythmically and drove forward.

"Blow, blow, don't mind disturbing me—"

"Look at me smiling bravely..."

Even if the car in front of the van accelerated in time, it was no match for Si Qingyan's soul car skills, and was crushed to pieces.

The second-to-last car accelerated crazily and caught up with the third-to-last car.

This time, both cars were delayed and were crushed into a plan by the van.

With the lessons learned from the past, the luxury car drivers in front of the van all started to accelerate crazily.

Oh shit!What kind of devil is inserted in the middle?

The car accelerated, and the bearers who carried the sedan chair also began to accelerate.

A pair of stilts suddenly appeared under their feet. After stepping on them, the steps were long and steady, better than the professional jugglers in the circus.

"Look at me smiling bravely

Look at me bravely waving

is it you will give me a heart

Let me go forward bravely..."

The volume of the van is very loud, and the singing can be heard far, far away.

The arc of the mouth of the ghost who threw paper money before gradually pulled down, turning into an unhappy expression.

But the movements under his feet were not slow, dancing forward frantically.

The gong and drum team didn't have stilts, and they were also floating forward crazily.

Fortunately, they have no weight in themselves, and they float at a good speed.

The originally well-behaved, lively and luxurious guard of honor has become extremely chaotic.

The leading car at the front quickly came out of afterimages, and the cars behind rushed to catch up. The shadows of the cars in the white mist were erratic and spectacular.The sedan chair was carried by the bearers on stilts, sometimes high and sometimes low, and the sedan chair curtain occasionally floated up, revealing the bride in the sedan chair who was wearing a hijab.The rhythm of the funeral music played by the gong and drum team was disrupted, leaving only a meaningless noise.

Si Qingyan's goal is to crush all those damn paper figurines with drums and gongs.

Step on the accelerator to the bottom, go go go go!

Xiao Xie, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was already numb.

The dirt road was bumpy, and even though he was wearing a seat belt, his ass got kicked countless times.

When he ran over the first car, he was so terrified that he almost shot and held back.

When he ran over the second car, his heart was beating like a drum, afraid of being besieged.

When he ran over the third car, he was uneasy, because the incident was only three, and if the other party did not explode again, what is the difference between him and a coward?

I didn't expect this team... really bad.

"Silence."

Suddenly, an extremely cold female voice came out of the sedan chair.

She spoke indifferently, like a dry well.

As soon as she spoke, the ghosts with gongs and drums stopped playing, and the surroundings became silent.

Hearing her voice, Jiang Yao's eyes lit up...

In an instant, his eyes were scarlet, and endless black mist filled his body.

Why is she here?

Why is she here!

"Your favorite cloak?" Si Qingyan turned her head and asked.

Jiang Yao immediately calmed down and nodded.

Luo Junchen scratched his head, where exactly is the master from?What accent is this?Weirdly cute?

Could it be Jiang Yao's old friend in the sedan chair?

I don't know who it is, it's green on Jiang Yao's head...

"Don't worry, wait until I catch up with them and snatch your wife back." Si Qingyan steered the steering wheel steadily and ran over six or seven luxury cars in a row.

Jiang Yao blushed a little because of the word Madam, and wanted to refute, but he didn't speak after all.

"I don't know why, but seeing these millions of cars in daily life being squashed, I feel very refreshed."

Xiao Xie asked Luo Junchen for another chicken leg, and started to eat it.

Even if the car overturns tonight, I still have to be a dead ghost.

For such an exciting scene, two bottles of Erguotou should come, but unfortunately there is no alcohol in the car...

"Brother Xie, you need to raise your awareness."

"Like me, not only feel good, but also want to piss them..." Luo Junchen laughed.

"I'm not as good as you." Xiao Xie said this very sincerely.

For some reason, the atmosphere that should have been dangerous and weird has become extremely vulgar.

"Don't believe me, my little boy's urine can nourish ghosts. I used to dig treasures with my master and met several powerful monsters. I just couldn't hold it back. When I took off my pants, I blew like a beer..."

"Brother Luo, your kidneys are good." Xiao Xie shook the hand holding the chicken leg, and praised Luo Junchen again.

"Hey, that's not right. As soon as I urinate, the most powerful ghost in there will be killed by me." Luo Junchen patted his chest proudly and continued,

"Then I pulled my pants down again—"

"guess what?"

"You're amazing, what's next?" Xiao Xie didn't think Luo Junchen's topic was serious, and gnawed on the chicken leg with relish.

"The other ghosts were scared to death by me, kneeling down and begging for mercy!"

Luo Junchen felt that Master and Jiang Yao didn't have time to dismantle his words now, so they played more vigorously.

"At that time, I did an Invincible Flying Kick, and then a set of Subduing Dragon and Fuhu Fist. The most powerful demon king in it knelt down with a plop, and said, Grandpa, I was wrong..."

"Put your mother's shit on!" The demon king, who was knocked black and swollen in the trunk, finally let out a righteous cry!

He could bear everything else, but this time he couldn't hold back anymore.

So angry!

"Little bastard, you are not ashamed to speak out, the cowhide will be blown to pieces by you!"

"There are such brazen people in the world!"

The Demon King angrily scolded Luo Junchen loudly, successfully attracting Si Qingyan's attention.

"you're awake."

Si Qingyan said quietly.

"NO, I have not."

The demon king was instantly quiet, motionless, and even made a cute cow cry.

"Moo~"

"Moo moo~"

"It doesn't matter whether you wake up or not." Si Qingyan's tone was flat, but her words were to the point.

At least everyone in the car didn't care whether the devil was awake or not.

Luo Junchen even proudly took out a brick from his bag and introduced it to Xiao Xie,

"Look at this brick. I used this to dent the cow's chest, and it knocked him out."

"This brick looks extraordinary, it suits you very well." Xiao Xie praised in a deep voice.

"Hmph." The Demon King immediately fell silent.

I'm so sad, I can't hold back my tears.

But what did my demon king do wrong?

Although I wanted to do a lot of bad things, I was beaten up before I could do it...

There is also a leg missing.

Finally, the legs grew out, and the body was hollowed out again.

The newly grown legs were gone again.

He was still locked in this place, constantly being hit.

Bang bang bang bang.

woo woo woo...

Hearing the sobbing sound from the trunk, Luo Junchen stopped hurting the weak, pitiful and helpless Demon King.

Because ahead, the wedding destination is coming.

The bride is dressed in a bright red wedding dress, a phoenix robe and a rosy crown, and her hijab is removed, her appearance is the best in the world.

She stepped out of the sedan chair and walked onto the red carpet step by step.

At the end of the white mist, a tall figure stood, as if he had been waiting for a long time.

Jiang Yao clenched his fist tightly.

Who is she walking towards?

Is she voluntary?