Taoist fast crossing

The cruel man looked at Si Qingyan with adoring eyes, pitifully, and softly said:

"Daddy save me."

"Don't cry! Don't call him dad!" Lu Jiu almost wanted to gag the cold man's mouth.So fucking annoying!

The sage couldn't stand it, and if it continued like this, it might attract other people.

The grim man started crying.

Si Qingyan covered her ears and patted Lu Jiu's arm symbolically.

"Avenged you."

The cold man's eyes lit up instantly, as if Si Qingyan was his whole world.

Si Qingyan's ears hurt from the noise, and she said seriously:

"do not Cry."

The cruel man nodded repeatedly, and said obediently:

"Dad, I am obedient."

Lu Jiu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Si Qingyan, and whispered,

"Brother, you are amazing."

Although Si Qingyan was praised, she was not too happy, and said humbly:

"Thanks to your cooperation."

The two looked at each other, showing big smiles.

After a while, the cruel man slid close to Lu Jiu like a caterpillar, and looked at Lu Jiu with pitiful eyes.

"Brother, I want to play Smelly."

Lu Jiu felt that the cruel man was really crazy.

Si Qingyan held back her laughter, her expression distorted.

"No, you don't want to."

Lu Jiu's expression was very indifferent.If it weren't for the snot and tears on the cruel man's face, he would even want to cover his mouth.

"bu——"

The ruthless man actually let out a turbulent fart!

I don't know what he ate, the smell is enough to kill the mosquitoes in the house.

Si Qingyan was the first to escape from the wooden house, and she was so terrifying!

"Brother, I'm going to piss... I can't hold it anymore..."

Lu Jiu's face turned green.

What if Grim Man is in his pants?Do I have to sit idly by, or help him wash his pants...

Mouth area——

Lu Jiu can't let himself think about it!

Lu Jiu tried to untie the rope tied around the cruel man.

Oh shit!It's too complicated to tie, and I can't untie it for a while!

Lu Jiu quickly cut the rope on the cruel man and covered his nose.At this moment, I am not afraid that the cruel man will suddenly violently hurt someone or run away. If the cruel man wants to escape, let him escape and save a meal.

"Get up by yourself and go."

During the period, the cruel man let out a series of serial farts.

Lu Jiu was about to suffocate.

Si Qingyan felt the fresh air outside, stayed far away, listened to the rhythmic voice inside, and dared not approach the wooden house.

"Brother, I...I can't move..."

The cruel man looked at Lu Jiu with grievances, tears streaming down his face, looking extremely pitiful.

"My body is numb..."

The cruel man was tied up all night, and it was normal for his hands and feet to be numb.

Lu Jiu gritted her teeth, supported the cruel man, and walked out crookedly.

"Brother, woo woo woo..."

"bu—bu—"

"No farting!" Lu Jiu was going crazy.

Si Qingyan grabbed two leaves and covered her nose.

Barely overwhelmed the blurred breath.

"Brother...Brother...I can't help it."

The ruthless man crossed his legs, looking at Lu Jiu mournfully like a little daughter-in-law who had been ravaged and ravaged.

Si Qingyan really couldn't stand it anymore.

Lu Jiu couldn't stand it anymore, but he couldn't help it.

He could only half-clamp the cruel man, walked into the dense woods, and let the cruel man take off his pants.

"Brother, take off your pants...you can't take them off."

The cold man was wearing a pair of shorts.After shaking off the equipment on his body, Lu Jiu put on a pair of underpants for the cruel man, fearing that it would be indecent.He kissed the underpants on his gloves, and now he took them off with his own hands.

Lu Jiu felt that his sense of smell had become numb.

Ah!

The damn man!

Under the pure and embarrassed gaze of the cruel man, Lu Jiu tore off the other's underpants.

There are also cross scars on the buttocks.

Lu Jiu's hands kept trembling.

What a sin!

Sin!

"Can you take off your underpants now? You have to learn to take off your underpants when you go to the toilet, you know?"

Lu Jiu felt that she was no longer the Lu Jiu she used to be.

"understood……"

The cold man took off his pants, looked at his body curiously, and suddenly showed aggrieved eyes:

"This is not my body! It's so ugly..."

Lu Jiu was caught off guard and uttered a scream:

"What are you doing! Squat down quickly!"

Si Qingyan thought that something had happened, and was afraid that the cruel man would plot against Lu Jiu, so she hurried over.

As soon as he came, he saw Lu Jiuban squatting, covering his eyes.

And the cold man was facing Lu Jiu, as if he was messing with something.

Si Qingyan could only see the cold man's back and vague movements, and also saw the cold man's underpants faded to his ankles.

It looked like Grim Man was playing hooligans on Lu Jiu.

???

Si Qingyan left quietly.

Lu Jiu quickly crawled away and let the cruel man squat down, his tone was very irritable.

The cruel man was very aggrieved, sobbing and crying, but he dug a hole obediently and squatted there to go to the toilet.

Lu Jiu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Instead, he smelled a foul stench, and followed behind Si Qingyan, who was the first to flee, with a pale face.

"Qingyan, I think he is really stupid."

Lu Jiu coughed for a long time before recovering.

He had never seen such a stench in the world!

"I feel so too."

Si Qingyan nodded, thinking that the cruel man should be as Lu Jiu said.Stupid.

"What should I do?" Lu Jiu couldn't help but slapped her nose with her hands.

"I don't know. It's better to leave him and run away." Si Qingyan said.

Lu Jiu pondered and felt that it was feasible.

The two took this opportunity to sneak away.

The grim man squatted in the bushes, obediently like a big cat.

Si Qingyan and Lu Jiu didn't run very far when the cold man Shi's shocking cry came:

"elder brother--"

"Brother, where are you going...wait for me!"

"Brother, I'm here!"

"Brother Lu, he called you." Si Qingyan nudged Lu Jiu with her elbow.

"Why doesn't he call Dad..."

Lu Jiu looked at Si Qingyan sadly, and the two quickened their pace.The grim man seemed to be following soon.Even if the cruel man is stupid, but his physique is very strong, he didn't die after such a toss, and he ran like a tiger.

The ruthless man took good care of his belongings, and he carried his underpants without tearing them.

"Brother! Brother! I haven't wiped my ass yet! Wait for me!"

The ruthless man shouted more and more urgently, and his voice was getting closer, Lu Jiu sighed, Xue Si Qingyan stuffed two leaves in his nostrils.

"Can we get rid of him?" Lu Jiu frowned.

Si Qingyan shook her head.Unless the grim man is killed, this guy will keep following, making noise and screaming.

"Keep it for now, coax me, maybe I can be a helper." Si Qingyan said.

Lu Jiu walked towards the cold man.

Grim man with cold face, not talking, looking angry.

"what happened?"

Lu Jiu was subconsciously a little scared.The ruthless man has a face that is so cold that it drops ice, full of momentum.Lu Jiu thought, did he recover his memory at this time?

A sweet smile suddenly appeared on the cruel man's face, and he said to Lu Jiu:

"Brother, why didn't you wait for me?"

Lu Jiu's heart is not good, the next sentence of the cruel man is:

"I'm done pulling!"

The ruthless man blinked his eyes and looked up at Lu Jiu with an innocent and cute attitude, as if begging for praise.

"you are great."

Lu Jiu praised dryly and shook his goosebumps vigorously.He felt that it was very dangerous now. If the cold man regained his memory and learned what happened during the process, he would definitely go crazy.

"Brother, it's time for you to wipe my ass."

There were two obvious blushes on the cruel man's face, which made Lu Jiu a little dizzy.

"You wipe it yourself." Lu Jiu fumbled in her pocket, and without toilet paper, she casually grabbed two large leaves.

"I don't know how to wipe. My brother used to wipe my butt."

The cold man's crystal tears rolled in his eyes, and he looked at Lu Jiu accusingly.It seems to say, you are cruel, you are ruthless, and you are unreasonable.

"You've grown up, it's time to learn to wipe your own ass." Lu Jiu patted the cold man on the shoulder.

Dude, if I do wipe you, it's over.

Afraid that the cruel man would continue to be a monster, Lu Jiu added a word:

"Good~"

"The baby is a good boy, the baby wipes his own butt. My brother is bad!"

The cruel man took the leaf, snorted, and stopped looking at Lu Jiu.

Lu Jiu finally breathed a sigh of relief.It is very likely that the ruthless man's cognition has gone wrong now, and he has returned to his childhood.I really can't imagine that such a tall and strong man deserved to be beaten so much when he was a child.

Are the black-clothed leaders looking for Si Qingyan, or this ruthless man?It should be looking for a cold man.

Fengshen is more like a nickname.

It's a pity that Lu Jiu hasn't left this star field for a long time, and he doesn't know what happened outside.

If the cruel man was really his younger brother, Lu Jiu would never show mercy!One beating first, and then two beatings.Sigh... If I have a younger brother, he must be very kind to him, how could he be willing to beat someone...

Lu Jiu sighed softly, feeling a little uncomfortable.

He was an orphan and grew up in a community welfare institution. Before that, the Star Alliance paid the child support on his behalf. Afterwards, he resolutely joined the army.He wanted to do something for the good world, to give back to the Star League.

"Brother, the leaf is so hairy, it's too prickly."

"Uncomfortable." Came the cruel man's aggrieved voice.

Lu Jiu picked two big smooth leaves and handed them to the cruel man.

The cruel man took the leaf, squatted down again, smiled, and made a gesture to lift his butt:

"Brother, help me see if it's clean!"

"Oh my god……"

Lu Jiu finally couldn't take it anymore, it's rude!

"Hee hee hee, I lied to you! I won't show you my ass!"

The ruthless man stood up and wanted to lift his underpants, but he got stuck, but couldn't get it right, and finally looked at Lu Jiu with pitiful eyes.

Lu Jiu had no choice but to put on his underpants for the cruel man.

He is really too difficult.

Before leaving, Lu Jiu deliberately asked the cruel man to dig soil and cover his excrement, and the cruel man obediently did so.

"Is there any water source nearby? Let's go wash our hands." Seeing the muddy hands of the cold man, Lu Jiu felt very tired.

Si Qingyan closed her eyes to perceive, and quickly found the location of the water source.

There is a small stream nearby, and there are no wild animals at this time, so it can just pass.

In less than 10 minutes, the three of them came to a small stream together.

The ruthless man washed his hands and face downstream, took a shower by the way, and became a ruthless and handsome man again.The aura is severe, exuding the aura of a master.His status should not be low before, but unfortunately he has become a fool now.

Lu Jiu washed his face upstream and became much more awake.

The cruel man was very thirsty and wanted to drink water from the stream, but was held back by Lu Jiu.

The water source in this kind of primeval forest is particularly dangerous. Maybe you just grab a handful, and there are thousands of deadly germs and microorganisms in it.

"You can drink it later."

Si Qingyan took out the iron pan and rack.The upper limit of power in this world is very high, and his storage space can be used.

Boiling water can kill many microorganisms. An old man once lived in the wooden house where the battle took place. Si Qingyan did not find a water purifier. The water here should be fine after being boiled.

Si Qingyan set up the iron pot, found some firewood nearby, and started a fire to boil water.

The iron pot has no lid, and the water is not boiled very quickly.Lu Jiu took the cruel man to pick up dry firewood to increase the firepower.

Si Qingyan took the opportunity to catch a few fish in the stream, the largest one was nearly one meter long.This fish was very fierce, its mouth was full of sharp sawtooth, when it hit Si Qingyan's hands, it could only be reduced to food.

Lu Jiu also came to help, and his movements were very neat.He didn't ask about space equipment. Many dignitaries in the Star Alliance have space equipment. Anyone with money can afford this kind of equipment.Lu Jiu has no money.

"By the way, what's your name?"

Lu Jiu asked the cold man's name.

"Brother, you are so stupid, my name is Baby." The cruel man let out a giggle.

Si Qingyan continued to cut the fish.

Lu Jiu asked:

"What about the name?"

"Ah..." the cruel man suddenly covered his head, his face was pale, he swayed wildly, and roared:

"who am I?"

"where am I?"

"What am I going to do?"

"what--"

The blue veins on the cold man's forehead exploded, and the blood vessels were varicose, which was very frightening.

Lu Jiu quickly grabbed the cold man's shoulder and shook it desperately.

"Wake up, you are a baby!"

"You're a baby, don't even think about it!"

With Lu Jiu shaking, the cold man finally calmed down.

"Wuuuuuu, brother, I forgot something very important..."

The cruel man found that his mind was blank, and cried aggrievedly.He rubbed his eyes childishly, and the tears brushed away.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you will remember later."

Lu Jiu touched the cold man's head, and some kindness was born in his heart, maybe this is his father's surname.

What a sin.

"Be good, be obedient, and my brother will give you a new name."

"Okay, I'm the most obedient, I'm super obedient." The cold man nodded repeatedly.

"You just..." Lu Jiu thought and thought...

"It's called..." After thinking and thinking...I can't think of it...

Lu Jiu looked at Si Qingyan, trying to ask for advice.

"Call Ergou!" Si Qingyan twisted off the head of a small snake that exploded nearby, and rinsed it clean in the water.The snake was too small to fit between its teeth.

"The name Ergou is well-accepted, simple and clear, and catchy."

"From now on, you'll be called Ergou." Lu Jiu thought it was a good name.

"It's so majestic!" Stars almost lit up in the cold man's eyes.

Lu Jiu's conscience twitched slightly, thinking that the ruthless man wanted to kill himself yesterday, and felt that the name of the ruthless man with Ergou was just right.

"Father, is my name prestigious?" Ergou asked Si Qingyan again.

"Not bad." Si Qingyan nodded.

He had never been good at picking names, and Lu Jiu seemed even worse, thinking Ergou was a good name.

After receiving Si Qingyan's evaluation, Ergou hugged Lu Jiu's arm happily, and even wanted to kiss Lu Jiu on the cheek.He didn't dare to get close to Si Qingyan.

"Brother, you are so kind to me."

Lu Jiu dodged left and right, almost crying.Isn't that the name I gave you?What are you kissing me for?poisonous.

The water finally bubbled up.

One after another, the heat steamed up.

Cook for at least 3 minutes to kill some bacteria.During this period of time, Si Qingyan found a few large clam shells from the stream, cleaned them, and used them as bowls.

Si Qingyan filled Ergou with water, put it on the side to cool, let Ergou drink later, and then put a fish in the pot.

The remaining boiling water is just used to cook the fish soup.

The rest of the fish was skewered and grilled by the fire.Si Qingyan didn't bring seasoning, and he didn't know some nearby plants, so he could only judge whether it was poisonous by instinct, but he didn't know the taste.Fortunately, the fish is tender and has no fishy smell, so it's not bad when it's roasted like this.

The three of them ate fish and drank soup. After destroying the food, they covered up the traces of the fire.

Si Qingyan finally felt full after eating two large fish weighing tens of catties alone.His stomach didn't rise or fall.

Lu Jiu and Ergou's food intake was more than double that of normal people, and they could only eat three to four catties of food in one meal, which was far inferior to Si Qingyan's.The two of them stared at Si Qingyan's belly for a long time, and they always felt that Si Qingyan didn't eat it, but put the fish into the space equipment.

"We have to make a plan." After Lu Jiu was full, he began to mobilize the masses.

"What plan?" Si Qingyan raised her head.

"We have to find a way to leave this planet. It is too dangerous here, and there may be unknown creatures. I have something to send out. If there are no outsiders on this planet, food and drinking water will be a big problem, and our mental state will also be affected." will be affected."

"There is no base station here. It is a wild planet without an owner. Except for illegal organizations such as Star Pirates, generally no one will come in. But Star Pirates operate and there are swarms of spaceships. It is not easy for us to start."

After Lu Jiu finished speaking, he didn't think of any good ideas.

"Then what are you going to do?" Si Qingyan wanted to find a safe enough place to receive the memories.

Who did this body belong to before?What is his relationship with that old man?Does he have any relatives or enemies?

"Let's find a safe base first, definitely not in the dense forest. There are too many insects and ants here, and the air is humid, so it is easy to be infected." Lu Jiu said.

The potion given by the leader in black should have an anti-virus effect, and Lu Jiu's wound was not infected.There are too few medicines, so it is impossible to use them for a long time.Without medicine in the future, they will be in a very dangerous situation.

"For example, a slightly higher cave is closer to the water source, and it is also convenient for hunting. At present, we don't know if there are native intelligent life forms on this planet, so it's best not to get lost." Lu Jiu continued.

"Yes." Si Qingyan agreed.Log cabins in the forest are indeed not suitable for long-term living, the wood has a tendency to rot.

"When I left, I sent the location of the planet to my superiors. If the captain is free, he may come to pick me up."

"That's not bad." Si Qingyan nodded, at least there was hope.

"We still have to keep an eye out for outsiders. If the opponent has a starship, try to get involved. It would be best if there is a neutral chamber of commerce staying here. We can take a ride."

This star field is too remote, there are often meteorites flowing around, and usually even star robbers will not come here.

Lu Jiu said this just to give himself a goal.

Without any equipment, it is too dangerous to be left alone in the virgin forest.

And maybe you will meet trackers, poachers.

The three of them were injured, stupidly stupid, and didn't have many weapons. When they met a team, they would definitely deliver food.

If it was Si Qingyan in the past, he could easily crush him to death, but now he has a splitting headache when he uses some small tricks to cover up. Earlier, he raised a stone and slapped Ergou on the head hard, and Ergou is still alive and kicking now. of.

Si Qingyan is very clear about his combat power, he is really a good cook now.

"Let's find a place to settle down first, recuperate well, and then find a way to leave this planet."

Lu Jiu made a decision and petted the silly dog.

"Okay." Si Qingyan nodded, thinking that this is quite good.Otherwise there is no other way.

"Qingyan, you must be very strong mentally. Can you tell me about the suitable places to live nearby? If not, let's go back to the wooden house tonight."

"Ah."

In the forest, Si Qingyan can perceive everything unscrupulously, even without using her divine sense.He accidentally pricked his finger while dissecting the fish. The blood that flowed out was green, like an emerald gemstone. Not only did it not smell of blood, but it also had the fragrance of a plant.

Lu Jiu and Ergou didn't pay attention, and Si Qingyan didn't say anything.

Soon, he found a cave.It took about two hours for the three of them to walk there.

The cave is on the stone wall of a valley, the terrain is high, covered with vines outside, which can be slightly hidden, there is a spring in the valley, there are swimming fish in it, and there are many wild fruits.

Si Qingyan was in good physical strength. The blood on Lu Jiu's wound stopped, but he didn't recover much. After walking for a while, his face turned pale, but Ergou was full of energy, squatting down to let Lu Jiu go up.

Afraid of wasting time, Lu Jiu leaned on Ergou's back, and the group moved much faster.

Although Ergou is stupid, his physical fitness is very strong, he is almost like a beast.Although the injury was more serious than Lu Jiu's, and he was also poisoned, the wound healed much faster than Lu Jiu's. Now there is only a shallow scab left, and there should be no scar left tomorrow.

His reaction speed and tracking ability are very strong, and his intuition is also very keen.This far exceeds the physique of ordinary people, there must be some unique reason.That's not strength that can be improved by training alone.

Lu Jiu was very curious about Ergou, but he didn't dare to ask more, for fear that Ergou would go crazy again.

They lacked the necessary medicines, except for the iron pan and tripod in the wooden house, there were only various gadgets found from Ergou.

This forest covers a huge area, and there are herds of beasts appearing from time to time. They don't attack, and they will avoid it when Si Qingyan passes by.

Lu Jiu was puzzled and didn't say much.Anyway, it's not because of me, it must be Qingyan or one of the two dogs with a unique physique that can make the beast avoid it.

The Cheetah Group seems to have captured some other rare species this time, but unfortunately the news has been kept under wraps. So far, Lu Jiu still doesn't know exactly what the goods were traded between the Cheetah Group and the Wild Dog Organization.The evidence he recorded was all the criminal records of the Cheetah Group during this period, which was enough to cause all members of the Cheetah Group to die three times.

The distance to the cave was getting closer and closer, and Si Qingyan was walking in front. He could sense whether there were puddles, swamps, or ferocious beasts on the road ahead. With him leading the way, the three of them accurately avoided the danger.

The grass suddenly moved, and a chubby tiger cub rolled out, whining twice.

"There's game!" Lu Jiu thought he could cook a pot.

When he saw clearly that it was a pure white tiger cub, his head grew big.

A cub of this size is not yet old enough to be separated from its mother, and there may be a tigress nearby...

The tiger cub pouted its buttocks, revealing the needles stuck in its flesh.In addition, its abdomen was also bright red, its fur was scorched, and its entire abdomen was bloody and bloody, which was very terrifying.

"big cat?"

Si Qingyan hugged the tiger cub, pulled out the needle, saw the wound on its abdomen, and frowned.

This is not a scar from a beast, is there someone nearby?

There was a faint smell of blood in the grass, and the wound on the tiger cub's abdomen was dripping blood. The blood loss was too much, and the tiger cub was already a little weak.