Taoist fast crossing

After all, cats and cats are not children of a few years old, and they can do well with a little supervision.The next morning, when the wake-up bell rang, Quan got out of bed.

Although I was a little tired from running the day before, but after being massaged by Si Qingyan, I only felt comfortable when I woke up, and I didn't feel exhausted after excessive exercise.

After washing, it is the most anticipated meal time.

A row of cats stood neatly, burying their heads in milk.

Si Qingyan also sat on the side to drink milk, but he drank it from a glass, and after a few sips, he rested his chin to look at the cat.

Can't get enough of it anyway...

These cats have beautiful coats, clean and tidy, plump, soft paws, and serious faces. They are so cute.

After they finished eating, they began to review what they learned yesterday, and Si Qingyan went to clean up the tableware.If you live with friends, things like washing dishes become easier.

The cats who were studying occasionally glanced at the kitchen and saw that the boy with long hair reaching his waist was lowering his head to wash the dishes seriously, holding the tableware in his white hands like jade, so they felt that they should study hard and be worthy of his heart no matter what.

In the past, the cats and cats who watched He Yu work took it for granted, and they didn't feel the slightest bit of guilt.Seeing Si Qingyan cook now, everything is covered, but I feel embarrassed.A person like the crown prince should be clean and spotless. He only needs to drink tea and listen to music, and live in the boundless wind and moon.Once such a person washes his hands and makes soup himself, the kitten being fed will be speechlessly moved.

Immediately, the cats learned more seriously.

Following yesterday's lecture, Si Qingyan once again mentioned the common types of fraud.For example, pretending to be a relative or friend, or saying that you have won a prize, committed a crime and will be arrested soon, etc. These are all scammers' tricks.There are also some technical ones, such as sending a certain link, and when you click on it, the money in the account will be stolen.Or the social account is stolen, posting pornographic pictures in the space and chat group, borrowing money from friends in the account, etc.This is just a phone scam.

There are many scams in life.For example, there will be charity activities for the disabled at many stations. Scammers will pretend to be deaf-mute people, take a small notebook, and ask for donations.If you really want to do some public welfare, it is safer to find a formal platform.The kind of people who say their wallets have been stolen and kneel on the ground begging for fares on the street are also mostly liars.In the past few years, many disabled children performed on the street, most of them were deformed, and they were very pitiful. These children were all kidnapped, and if they were given money, they would not fall into their hands.The little cats were all shocked. It turns out that no matter what age, there will always be some people who have no conscience in order to make money.

Although it is illegal to privately investigate some people's privacy, Si Qingyan still feels that at least one of these cats must learn to do so.If he is not by their side in the future, they may encounter all kinds of troubles, and if they don't learn more, they may have to be arrested and sliced.

After teaching them some skills in this area, among all the cats, Toffee has the best talent.She is very sensitive to these things, and her intuition is also very accurate, so Si Qingyan asked her to learn hacking techniques, and she can ask him any questions she doesn't understand.Before learning, I also made three chapters in advance. I can only protect myself, not make profits, let alone attack regular platforms for fun.

The practice class in the afternoon is still to understand the cat's body structure, and then run, the distance changes from three kilometers to five kilometers.

All the cats collapsed on the ground after running, like a waste cat, and it was time for the doctor to solve the cats' problems again.

This move was quite exhausting, so Si Qingyan set a price of ten yuan for one move.

Last night, when I heard the cats and cats say that they would save their pocket money to buy mobile phones and finish their shift secretly, Si Qingyan decided not to let them save it.

Ten yuan per cat per day, a total of [-]. After saving for more than ten days, you can buy a [-] yuan phone with good cost performance. Instead of confiscating it and making them despair, it is better not to provide any hope at the beginning.

Looking at the collapsed cat, Si Qingyan smiled and said:

"The ancestral massage starts, [-] yuan a time, and you can get a [-]% discount if you apply for a monthly card."

The cats who were expecting a massage were shocked.

The round eyes were full of shock.

There is a fee!So fast!

"Who will come first!" Si Qingyan asked.

The cats were silent, making eye contact with each other.In the end, he resolutely handed over the ten yuan note issued by Si Qingyan.

Seeing the brand-new money in her hand, Si Qingyan smiled all over her face.

After massaging the cats one by one, Si Qingyan was satisfied.

The college area is cleaned by cats, which means watching the sweeping robot crawl around.If the robot gets stuck, give it a hand.

Another sweet evening.

Si Qingyan had a great time playing with his mobile phone, and when the time came, he went to confiscate the mobile phone. After confiscating all the cats' mobile phones, he continued to play with the mobile phone.

Now the kittens are used to this kind of routine, and they suddenly lost their mobile phones, but they couldn't fall asleep.Or reminiscing about the past, or entertainment stars, or plots on the Internet... chatting is flying.In the past, it was rare to see them love to speak so much, but this time they broke out vigorously.

Si Qingyan listened to what they were talking about from time to time, and if she found any common-sense mistakes, she would write them down and use them for future lessons.After learning the common types of fraud, learn laws and regulations to let them know what can and cannot be done.

The cats and cats learned common sense very quickly, and Si Qingyan felt that they could completely adapt to this world.It's just that the cultivation problem is a bit troublesome.In the future, after the morning courses are finished, the whole day will become a practice class.

A week has passed, and the cats and cats' long-awaited going out project is finally coming true!

Si Qingyan added illusion to each cat, intending to take them to the scenic spot to play, but the cats have seen more natural scenery, so they are not very interested in it.Si Qingyan took them to the movies and held dolls.

It was the first time to go out to play in this state, and the cats were very excited. However, there were too many cats, and the illusion did not last long. They went out in the evening in the afterglow of the sunset, and had to come back at nine in the evening.

Under the money offensive, the claw machine also vomited a lot of dolls, every cat had them, and after washing, the cats all went back to their respective rooms, still reluctant to part.I am used to living in a dormitory, and I can find roommates to chat with if I stretch out my head, and living in a separate room is a bit unaccustomed.

It was another week, and the cats were immersed in the pain of studying the Fa.Fortunately, Si Qingyan didn't ask too much, just let them remember what not to do, and there would be no problem.Under normal circumstances, it is enough not to hurt others, not to smash or steal, and to live the rest of your life in peace.If people don't offend me, I won't offend others. If you really encounter trouble, you must learn to fight back.What Si Qingyan taught was the speed of counterattack.Enough said, as for the specific grasp, the cats themselves should also know.They were not ordinary people in the first place, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that they were dragons and phoenixes among people. Most of the time, they could understand a little bit, and there was no need for Si Qingyan to repeat it.

After learning the body structure, Si Qingyan taught them to practice one by one, upgrading from the simple version, a little bit more complicated, it doesn't matter if they forget, Si Qingyan slowly led them to practice, let them take the operation of the spiritual power circuit as their instinct, eat , You can practice while sleeping.

The practice area has a high concentration of spiritual power, and there are big bosses teaching them. The progress of the cats is very fast. Si Qingyan thought that he could teach for two months, but he didn't expect it to be about 20 days faster than he expected.These days, the cats and cats have worked very hard to get the little red flower. Later, in order to go out and play in human form earlier, they have even tried their best to eat milk. It is not surprising to have such an achievement.

Originally Si Qingyan thought it might take them four or five years to completely transform, but now it won't take that long.As early as March, and as late as a year, they can all transform into human forms, and they no longer have to worry about their identities being leaked.

Everything should have passed in such a peaceful way, but suddenly, a cat that was mingling in the live broadcast room caught everyone's attention.

The cat was extremely fat, with sparkling eyes, and it looked like a smart fat cat.

It became popular all over the Internet because it can cook and the taste is not bad.

The owner of the cat is a girl, who often shouts when the cat is cooking, veterans double-click 666, veterans, please send me a plane, veterans, cats want a cruise ship, etc.

Of course, the meals and dishes it cooks are very simple.Complicated dishes cannot be prepared.It looks strange and shocking, but not a monster.

"This cat should be the royal chef in the palace. Last time, he secretly cooked in the Forbidden City. It was regarded as a supernatural event. He even made an issue of "Approaching Science". Later, it was captured by surveillance cameras and was taken away by people from scientific research institutions. gone."

"It seems that he is doing well and has gained a lot of weight."

"We all thought it had been sliced, but we didn't expect it to be alive."

"Do you want to touch it?" Si Qingyan asked.

"If it's not dangerous, you can try it." Nan Qiao touched his chin, feeling that this live broadcast could be a way to make money.

Everyone agreed to try to make contact without danger, so Si Qingyan gave them a vacation and went to the host's location alone to see what was going on with the cat.

The status of Yuchu is not equal to other cats. He usually doesn't get along with others and hardly appears in the dark room. Even so, the cats still want to find out his recent activities and see if he needs help.

The owner of Yuchumao was not very old. When Si Qingyan passed by, she was cooking cat food.

The royal kitchen cat sleeps lazily on the pink sheets, with a lazy posture.

"Thank you, Cabbage, shall we have fish at night?"

"Meow~" Yuchumao meowed out of face.

"Okay then, I'll be the fish."

She was busy in the kitchen, her movements were a little clumsy, and she didn't seem to be very good at cooking.

The kitchen knife hit the ground with a loud noise, and Yuchumao rushed over at an unreasonable speed. Seeing that she was safe and sound, she was relieved.

"Sorry, I scared you."

She squatted on the ground and burst into tears. The imperial kitchen cat licked her face twice lightly, which was very comforting.

She hugged the cat, stroked it twice, picked up the knife, and started descaling again.

Yuchumao looked disgusted, wandering between making a move and not making a move.

Thinking of some of the previous horror experiences, I still held back.

Seeing that the two of them got along well, Si Qingyan didn't show up for a while.

The feces shoveler of Yuchumao made a simple two dishes and one soup, one person and one cat finished eating, watched TV together, and then went to sleep.They slept on the same bed, and Yuchumao was a little satisfied.

Everything was quiet, Si Qingyan whispered:

"Do you want to transform into a human?"

The imperial kitchen cat suddenly opened its eyes.

There is an extra kitten in the room that is very similar to Nan Qiao's fat orange cat.

The kitten went through the door and onto the balcony.

This hand passed through the wall, completely shocking Yuchumao.He got off the bed cautiously and went out to the balcony with a vigilant look on his face.

"I'm Nan Qiao's friend." Si Qingyan said straight to the point.

"How is Your Majesty?" Yuchumao was still very defensive.

"They are all doing well, and after a while, they should all be transformed. Do you want to stay with them?"

"I... can't leave for the time being." Yuchumao hesitated.

"Is it because of that girl?"

"Yes." Yuchumao's eyes were very bitter, and there was warmth in them.

"I can find time to come over and teach you. If you don't go to Nan Qiao, you can transform into a shape. It will take four or five years. During this time, she may be married."

"I don't have anything. It might be better for her to get married." Yuchumao sighed softly, looked at the few stars above her head, and said with long-distance eyes:

"A cat's lifespan is not long. I can only accompany her for more than ten years at most. It doesn't make much difference to me whether it changes shape or not."

"Cultivation can prolong life. The spiritual energy in this world is relatively exhausted. Even if you succeed in transforming, you will only have a lifespan of a hundred years, which is not much different from human beings." Si Qingyan said lightly.

"Then... what do you want from me?" Yuchu Mao really didn't understand Si Qingyan's purpose.

"It's just entrusted by others. If you have any unique recipes, you can teach me." Si Qingyan thought for a while and said.

"it is good."

Yuchumao agreed.

He is indeed different from other cats.

Nan Qiao and A Yun are somewhat idealistic, and they exude noble births and never worry about basic necessities of life.Yuchu Mao is very down-to-earth, his mind is full of money, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and he will be moved when he meets a girl he likes.

Si Qingyan then led a life of urging the cats to practice during the day and cooking for the imperial kitchen cats at night.In order to learn the recipes of Yuchumao, he will also bring some ingredients over. As long as he adds a soundproof barrier to the kitchen, he will not be found.

Si Qingyan doesn't have to be taboo now, she can eat whatever she wants.Teach it day by day.The imperial kitchen cat showed off its skills, and Si Qingyan feasted on it.

After about two months, Yuchumao was able to practice alone, with a solid foundation, and the cats in the cat academy could also take shape initially.Although he couldn't maintain it all the time like Si Qingyan, he could still go out for a walk.

Si Qingyan finally made up her mind to leave, and on a Friday night, she brought a jug of good wine to drink with Yuchumao.

Yuchumao didn't cook a large table of dishes as usual, but only made a few small dishes that Si Qingyan liked to go with the wine, and set up a table on the balcony, and under Si Qingyan's light, he was able to take human form for a short time. And seat, chat about trivial things.

"When I was six years old, there was a famine in my hometown. No matter what, surviving is the best thing. I entered the palace and became a small eunuch, specializing in lighting fires for the big eunuch. Starving and freezing are common things."

After the transformation of Yuchumao, he is a handsome and gentle man, who looks in his 30s and is very calm.

"There are a lot of little eunuchs like me in the palace. There are very few little maids like Bell. She is from Concubine Rong's palace, and when she comes here occasionally, all the eunuchs, young and old, in the imperial dining room will surround her with great enthusiasm." Yes, sister bell one mouthful."

"She looks good, and she has two sweet dimples when she smiles. I can't even look at her."

"The prince born to Concubine Rong died of illness. During that time, Concubine Rong quarreled with the emperor, saying that the emperor didn't care about their prince at all. It was a big quarrel. We eunuchs know it well, let alone other places."

"The only concubine in the palace who doesn't give face to the emperor is Concubine Rong. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. No wonder the emperor tolerated her countless times."

"After the quarrel between Concubine Rong and His Majesty, the palace was closed and the emperor was not allowed to enter."

"During that time, Concubine Rong was treated coldly by His Majesty and fell ill. Everyone in the palace said that she fell out of favor, and she might die soon."

"The bell was beaten by other concubines' maids, her face was swollen and red, and the group of snobbish eunuchs in the imperial dining room laughed at her for being stupid."

"I quietly boiled two eggs for her to roll off her face, and then they were so cooked. It turns out that she and I are from the same village, and also entered the palace because of the famine."

"The two of us met a godmother, and I call her Sister Bell."

"Later, under the intervention of the Empress Empress, Concubine Rong regained her favor. Thanks to Sister Ling Dang's care, I was able to pay homage to a powerful chef and learned good cooking skills."

"Sister Ling Dang is going to leave the palace to marry at the age of 25. I only hope that she can marry a good man and live happily and worry-free for the rest of her life."

"I have saved all the money in the palace for her. I plan to add makeup to her when she gets married. Concubine Rong has chosen a general for Sister Lingdang. He is a hardworking, steady and loyal person. Sister Lingdang said that she will have more children." Son, give me a refill."

"I thought life would go on like this forever. Everyone has a way to live and a way to go."

"I didn't know that the barbarians attacked the palace with firearms that day, and the sky was full of fire. I hid in the stove and escaped unharmed."

"It's raining heavily, I went to Concubine Rong's palace, and as soon as I opened the door, I saw Bell sleeping on the ground with his body and head separated."

"Her head rolled to my feet and her eyes were still open."

"I have this dream day and night, and I still think about it often."

"Afterwards, it was like a big dream. I don't know how long it took. When I woke up, I became a cat in the palace. The emperor, empress, and concubine Rong all turned into cats."

"I couldn't talk to such a big man before, and I don't want to talk more after that."

"I have been looking for the bell. There is no one in the palace. I want to go outside the palace, but I still can't find her."

"Sometimes I don't know what to do alive, so I just cook in the kitchen and practice my skills. I didn't expect to be photographed by surveillance and sent to the laboratory."

"I kept trying not to speak, and the surveillance didn't take pictures clearly. They just thought I had learned from others and didn't pay much attention to it. Later, they temporarily kept me in a cage. I escaped while the cage door was not locked tightly. , met the present bell."

"She is so much like Bell, even the location of the birthmark is exactly the same. I don't know if she is the reincarnation of Bell, but I just want to be with her in this life and see her happy. I finally found such a person. You can't lose her either."

Yuchumao drank one cup after another, drunk, and his eyes became heavy because he had hidden too much sorrow.Thinking of those precious memories of the past, as well as the smiles of old friends, I became gentle again.

"The first time I saw her, she was going to jump off the bridge."

"The little girl is so young that she is unhappy all day long. Now that she has to support me, it's much better."

"When I earn some money from the live broadcast, I can let her buy a big house."

Yuchumao laughed more and more happily when he said this.

Si Qingyan drank two glasses of wine with him and said:

"It's not bad to be rewarded with all the hardships. If you have the heart, you can pursue it directly after taking shape. This life is hard-won, and you can do it and cherish it."

"If you succeed, Nan Qiao and the others will definitely give you some good things."

"I'm so humble, how can it be worthy of His Majesty's attention?"

The imperial kitchen cat offered Si Qingyan a glass of wine, hoping that Si Qingyan would express his gratitude to Nan Qiao and the others on his behalf.

"Everyone is equal now, and those old rituals are no longer popular. Get used to it early, Nan Qiao and the others treat you as a friend."

"That's my honor."

"By the way... there is a question I've been wanting to ask you for a long time, please tell me the truth." Si Qingyan said solemnly.

"Ask." Yuchumao became nervous.

"You haven't been sterilized in this life, have you?" Si Qingyan asked in a very low voice, and quickly added:

"If it's something... I can cure you too."

"Cough, cough, cough..." Yuchumao coughed violently, his face flushed from coughing, and said:

"Please don't worry, this is really not there."

Si Qingyan saw that Yuchumao was really fine, so she went back to the villa in peace.

The excrement shovel officer of Yuchumao's family smiled with crooked eyebrows, two sweet dimples, clumsy, but good-natured, and may become a good couple in the future.

After Si Qingyan told the other cats about the current situation of Yuchumao, everyone expressed their blessings and decided to give Yuchumao some money.Although the live broadcast makes a lot of money, it is not a long-term solution. It would be bad if Yuchumao attracts the attention of others and is caught.

Si Qingyan also thought it was good, so she got a bank card and sent it to Yuchumao. How to use it is the problem of Yuchumao.

The second day was a sunny day, and everyone decided to revisit the old place and visit the Forbidden City.There are too many people, a car can't fit in a car, rent a bus and talk to ghosts and animals, the cats and cats have to become their own bodies, and they will turn back into human forms when they are approaching.Yousi Qingyan used spells to block surveillance, but she wasn't worried about showing her feet.

A hundred years ago, they were the masters of this palace.

A few months ago, they were the cats in this palace.

Now, they re-entered the palace as human beings.

The big screen is playing a new documentary, Lao Xia's face appears on the screen, he said solemnly:

"Why do we talk about the cats in the Forbidden City in this issue? Because now, cats are the little masters who live here."

"According to incomplete statistics, there are more than 200 cats in the Forbidden City. These cats are our little mouse catching experts in the Forbidden City, which save us a lot of manpower and material resources for maintenance work. Everyone knows our Internet celebrity cat, Fat Tiger, It is the little treasure in everyone's heart. During the filming process, we captured a lot of shots about Fat Tiger..."

That was a shot from a long time ago.

The bright yellow glazed tiles reflect the vermilion palace walls, the blue sky and white clouds above the head, and a fat orange cat lazily sleeping on the roof, making people very worried that it will suddenly roll down.It's obviously just a cat, but its eyes are squinting, as if it is rich in the world and intimidating to the world.

No matter how mighty its eyes are, they are all cute because of their huge size.It makes people want to get started with two.

Nan Qiao, who turned into a human form, looked at her past self with a complicated expression.

Concubine Rong poked him with her elbow and said with a smile:

"Look, Fat Tiger."

Nan Qiao turned her head to look. Under the palace wall, a group of beautiful ladies surrounded a chubby orange cat feeding cat food and cat snacks.The orange cat has a king pattern on its head, although its eyes are not as domineering as Nan Qiao's, but it is surprisingly gentle, it can be touched and touched, it is cute and cute, very lovable.

"Nan Qiao, did you fail to control the estrus when you were in the palace..." Ayun couldn't help being suspicious.

"No, it was dyed." Si Qingyan explained to Nan Qiao in time.

"Damn it, you dare to copy me. In the past, you would have been beheaded!"

While talking, Nan Qiao went to buy canned cat food and masturbated wildly at the copycat fat tiger.

"It's so fucking good to touch!"

"Young man, why do you look familiar to me?" Lao Xia, who came out to bask in the sun and inspected Nan Qiao, looked at Nan Qiao's face suspiciously.

"Maybe it's because I'm handsome." Nan Qiao touched his face, a little embarrassed.

Lao Xia felt that this was indeed the reason, nodded, and moved to the next palace.The sign hanging at the door is - Dagan Memorial Hall.

When Lao Xia saw the portrait hanging on the wall, he suddenly froze.

The last emperor of the Daqian, Yan Nanqiao, died for his country and would rather die than surrender. He was only 26 when he died, and his portrait when he was young was a bit like the young man who just licked a cat.

At the end of Ming Dynasty, powerful families took advantage of the chaos to revolt against the royal family.Since then, the emperor and the scholar-bureaucrats have ruled together, and the royal family surnamed Yan has established a family with poetry and etiquette, and ruled the world with benevolence.However, it flourished and then declined. At the end of the Great Qian Dynasty, technology lagged behind foreign countries, and under the siege of many countries, the last Han Dynasty perished.

Yan Nanqiao, the emperor of Daqian, was posthumously named Yingzong by later generations, and the queen who died with him was posthumously named Empress Suwu.When they died, a fire broke out in the palace, and the bodies were not intact, so there was no imperial mausoleum, and only a tomb was built in a secluded place in the suburbs of Beijing.

When they were cats, they never dared to come to this memorial.

I stepped in for the first time today, and seeing those short comments, I felt mixed feelings.The life I lived was only condensed into a few lines in the history books in the end.Fortunately, the heavens have mercy on them and let them return to the prosperous age. It depends on the rise of the East and congratulations from all directions.