Taoist fast crossing

"Why do you still play jokes at this time? Don't you think the problem is serious?" He Yu almost cried.

He suddenly felt ominous, as if something terrible was about to happen.

"Nan Qiao, stop teasing him."

Concubine Rong has already dispelled the illusion, from an alluring beauty to a big white cat with different pupils.

"Woo... that's not true!"

He Yu watched a live version of the big change live cat, burst into tears and sobbed loudly.

"I don't believe this is true!"

"Miss Ye, you...you..."

With a flash of inspiration, He Yu hurriedly asked:

"Miss Ye, did you become a cat because of something wrong with your body?"

"You can say that." Concubine Rong sighed slightly.

"I don't mind these... By the way, can I become a human too?" He Yu asked excitedly.

"Yes, yes, it will probably take a while, and I will send you back to my body when the time comes," Si Qingyan said.

Although he didn't know if Si Qingyan's words were true or not, He Yu felt more hopeful and entered into a crazy talking mode:

"Miss Ye, it's great to meet you."

"Miss Ye, if I knew you were a cat, I should have treated you better..."

"Miss Ye, do you live in my house every day? Actually, there is no relationship between Ke Jingyan and me..."

"Miss Ye, I've always wanted to tell you something..."

He Yu panicked now, as if floating in mid-air, controlled by an inexplicable force, and would fall into the bottomless abyss if he lost his mind.

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected. Concubine Rong, like brother Xun, only finds it noisy.Concubine Rong now feels that there are countless bugs around her screaming and screaming.He Yu is really annoying and talks too much.

"I think you are a good person." Concubine Rong said seriously.

"..." He Yu was disheartened.But when he thought of that sentence, licking a dog is fun for a while, licking it is always fun, and licking it until the end, and he feels that he can't just give up so easily.

He turned into a dog is still positive and optimistic man!

"I don't want to give up, as long as you need, I can do anything."

"What about sterilization?" Nan Qiao interrupted suddenly.

He Yu cast an angry look.

Seeing that Concubine Rong didn't speak, He Yu was a little frightened.

"Nan Qiao, stop bullying him. Young people always like to have sex, and I can understand that." Concubine Rong yawned and continued:

"He Yu, I'm not interested in dating. I won't like anyone in the future. Do you understand?"

"I don't understand." He Yu frantically shook the dog's head.

"Oh, idiot." Nan Qiao patted He Yu's dog's head with his fat cat paw.

"From now on, I will hang out with Brother Mao and take you to eat and drink spicy food."

He Yu stared blankly at the flowing scenery outside the car window, feeling that everything was different from what he thought.

Miss Ye turned into a cat.

Other cats can also talk.

Could it be that this world is no longer the world he knows?In other words, he was already dead the moment he got into a car accident and traveled to another parallel world?

The mobile phone placed on the abdomen suddenly vibrated.

He Yu didn't need to be sneaky anymore, and took out his mobile phone from the special dog pet clothes, and saw the message from Ke Jingyan:

"Your brother actually said that he liked you for a long time, and he would kill you if he didn't want to get you, but he didn't expect you to throw himself into a trap and send him to your door... Do you think he is sick?"

He Yu flicked his dog's paw, and the phone fell on the carpet in the car.

What the hell is this?He Yu's hair exploded in fright.

"Are you trying to scare me?"

It is inconvenient for Gouzhuo to type, so He Yu uses the voice input method.

"No, I'm panicking now, how are you doing?" Ke Jingyan asked in panic.

"I... I'm okay here." He Yu was in extremely complicated mood.

"Then come on, I feel like I can't hold on any longer, and I'm always on the lookout for being anal..." Ke Jingyan met such a perverted person for the first time, and felt that she was in danger now.He Da is more terrifying than He Yu. Could it be that their family has inherited abnormal genes?

"Don't talk so disgusting, okay? See if you can go back? Maybe he deliberately disgusted you. Anyway, you should be careful, don't let my body be poisoned." He Yu whispered.

"It's too real. My legs are not very comfortable now, and he took off my pants." Ke Jingyan said tremblingly.

"If I knew this dog was so perverted, I shouldn't have gone there..." He Yu was also panicking now.

"You should find a way to come and save me earlier!" Ke Jingyan heard the footsteps, hurriedly typed the last line, and cleared the chat history after sending it.

He Yu looked at all kinds of cats peeping around, and fell down.

Each of these cats has its own momentum and looks very extraordinary.

In the past, I didn't think so, but now He Yu suddenly had an unrealistic thought, could it be that all these cats can talk?

"He Yu, are you in trouble?" Ayun asked.

"That's right, young man, if you encounter any problems, tell us so that we can quickly...analyze and analyze." The Queen Mother Cat enthusiastically said.

"Yeah young man, we are all very warm and friendly."

"We can help you a little bit."

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All of a sudden, the cats in the car started talking one after another, showing great enthusiasm towards He Yu.A scene of unity, harmony and joy.

After being served by He Yu for so long, the cats and cats all have a bit of a passion for him, and the cats don't know when they started to fall in love with the feeling of eating melons and watching a show.Usually watching the confrontation between He Yu and Ke Jingyan at He Yu's house, I was satisfied, but now there seems to be a more exciting big melon. Wouldn't it be a pity not to have a good time?

He Yu's already crumbling Three Views collapsed and reorganized again.

Mom!This car cat can talk!

So fucking scary!

I want to get off!This is not a car to a happy world!

I want to go home!

He Yushu shivered in the cat pile, not daring to speak.

Fat Tiger's fat face stood in front of him, with cold eyes, looking down at He Yu.The cat's face, which usually looks fat and round, now looks imposing, as if some kind of raptor is living in that body.

Fat Tiger's beard flicked, and He Yu immediately shivered.

It is impossible for each of these cats to become cats after an accident.If the soul of a person can leave the body and enter the body of an animal, are there any similar animals quietly lurking beside people?Or are these cats monsters, the kind of ferocious beasts that kill people, drink blood, and devour energy?

"He Wangcai, how about this, I will show you a clear way." Nan Qiaoyu patted He Yu's dog's head earnestly.

He Yu trembled.He is just a weak, pitiful and humble dog, and for the time being, he will make a deal with these strange cats first.He Yu said respectfully:

"Brother Cat, tell me."

"We are all seniors, and we used to have some status in the Jianghu. The most important thing in the Jianghu is loyalty. As the eldest brother, I will naturally take good care of you. If you have any troubles, just be honest. I can help you." busy, we will never stand by."

Nan Qiao said seriously.

If it weren't for the burning and funny eyes of the cats, He Yu would have almost believed his nonsense.

What about He Da... can it be said?Family ugliness cannot be publicized, let alone such an embarrassing thing.

He Yu had never experienced such an exciting thing before. For a moment, the sadness in his heart was suppressed by shock and fear.

In comparison, liking Miss Ye is not as important as his chastity.Who knows what He Dahui will do!

These cats all looked so bad that He Yu wanted to cry so much.

What Ms. Ye, what Ms. Ye's father, damn it, that Northeast accent, isn't it Fat Tiger!Although there are some differences, it is still very similar after careful scrutiny!

The world is so vast, yet I am so helpless.Life finally got its hands on this puppy of mine.

"Brother Mao is too righteous. There is a little matter in my family, so don't bother Brother Mao." He Yu said humbly.

"I think you didn't take my brother Mao seriously, and you were telling the truth but still concealing it. I don't know how to treat you with my fist. If you don't say anything, I will strike."

Nan Qiao's complexion sank, and the arc of his tail slowed down.

"Young man, don't provoke Brother Mao, just say it obediently. Brother Mao is not someone you can offend." The champion cat made a consoling gesture of pride, and cooperated with Nan Qiao's performance in a serious manner.

Si Qingyan drove silently, watching the development of the situation all the time.Nan Qiao has been acting weird since watching Young and Dangerous, and the other cats don't have the nerve to remind him, and they all pet him.Anyway, Si Qingyan already knew He Yu's secret through her spiritual sense, which is equivalent to other cats also knowing.He Yu would have suffered less if he had spoken out earlier.

After all, Nan Qiao has absorbed some spiritual power, which is not comparable to that of ordinary cats.He pinched the nape of He Yu's neck with one paw, and easily lifted the puppy up. He Yu finally became a sincere and brave boy.He honestly repeated Ke Jingyan's words, and said many times that this cannot be true, and everything is a big conspiracy.

The other cats nodded their heads, expressing ummmm, let He Yu rest assured that nothing will happen.

Looking at the many cats who regained their calm and became satisfied after eating the melon, He Yu felt that he was cheated.Didn't they promise to help me?

"It's not that Brother Mao won't help you. You feel that it's not true. He Da just wants to disgust you. You can only bear it for the time being."

Nan Qiao patted He Yu's dog's head with the tone of a big brother. He only needed a big gold chain, a pair of sunglasses, and a cigar to transform into an authentic social person.

"Yes. What Brother Mao said is true. But I'm still very scared, little brother. Great, witty, handsome... Brother Mao, is there any way you can help me protect myself?" He Yu said a lot of flattering words.

"It's not easy? Eat more spicy food and eat hot pot. Soon you will be able to go to the anorectal hospital, what else can he do?"

"...It's a good idea." He Yu had to admit that this stinky fat cat is really a genius.

"Actually, diarrhea is also okay." General Mo added.

For a while, all the cats fell silent, and even thought they had a hearing problem.Is it General Mo who should say this?How did General Mo become like this, he wasn't like this before!He used to be straight!

"I saw it by chance when I was playing games." General Mo coughed and shared a post link in the WeChat group shared by ten cats.

#urgent!Pretending to be a young lady, I am about to have a face-to-face meeting with a strong man. He has opened a good house and is waiting for me. What should I do#

The other cats couldn't wait to click in.

"Mo Aiqing, next time you have such a good thing, don't hide it from me." Nan Qiao looked like you had hidden a good melon and didn't share it with me, with dissatisfaction written all over her face.

"It won't happen in the future. I thought everyone didn't like it." General Mo apologized.

"We like it." Mao Yushi, the doctor who has never been talkative, said suddenly, and this sentence was earth-shattering.

"What's the matter with you?" The champion cat asked in shock.Although I know that everyone loves to eat melons, but Doctor Yushi admitted it so easily, it seems very unscrupulous.

"Who doesn't like to eat melons?" The Yushi doctor cat sighed quietly, and said again:

"I won't hide it from you. I'm actually doing research on the differences of dynasties. This type of post is very suitable for research materials. I read the post with a noble purpose."

The No. [-] Scholar Mao was at a loss for words.Not only was General Mo completely changed, but also the most upright and most tolerant doctor Yu Shi in the past has also changed.

"Brother, you are amazing." Prime Minister Mao sincerely praised.

"Excellent reputation." Doctor Yu Shi said modest words, but his fluffy tail was raised high, shaking from time to time, and his posture was very proud.

He Yu didn't join the WeChat group, and couldn't get in the conversation, so he was a little anxious for a while.What are you looking at, let me be healthy!Take me with you if you have fun!

"Miss Ye, can I take a look too?" He Yu asked cautiously.

"Let's pull Gouzi into the group." Concubine Rong said.

"Today, I will draw Gouzi into the group for your sake. Going out to rely on my brother, at least Gouzi is our little brother, so we should take care of him." Nan Qiao is best at saying such things, which makes people completely confused.

He Yu really wanted to ask when I became your younger brother, so he held back for the time being in order to participate in their conversation.

Oh, it's just a group of talking cats.

When I find out your details, it won't be too late to turn around.

As for Miss Ye... still can't give up!

He Yu was pulled into the group by Concubine Rong, and soon, the group name card was changed from Top Ten Heavenly Kings to Top Ten Heavenly Kings and Dogs.

He Yu's breath stuck in his throat, don't I deserve to be a heavenly king?It's too much, it's totally speciesist!He quickly clicked into the post and read it happily.Sometimes frowning, sometimes frightened, sometimes snickering, watching it very deeply.

The other cats had finished watching, and immediately entered the sage mode, and urged General Mo to get some more good things to post to the group.

Nan Qiao quickly reposted a short video with the cover of a sexy beauty into the group. The video file was called "A Fierce Melee Fight Between a Beauty, Seven Strong Men, and an Old Man". Except for Si Qingyan, who was concentrating on driving, every cat couldn't help it. Stay tuned.

Cats are very curious, no matter what it is, they always have to find out.And He Yu was mainly attracted by the file name with such a large scale.

"Grandpa! Grandpa! Hey! Goblin! Give me back my grandpa!"

Several gourd babies jumped up and down, some spit fire, some sprayed water.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't think of it!"

Nan Qiao laughed arrogantly.

"It's so ugly!" Ah Yun was so angry that he swung the cat's paw and smashed it on Nan Qiao's fat face.The posture was very strong, Nan Qiao called "Ouch Ouch" sincerely, and the other cats were not interested.

Oh, bloody heresy.

If Ah Yun was really willing to beat Nan Qiao, it would be hell.This young couple is very affectionate and sweet, and the other cats are not envious at all.So what if the relationship is deep, everyone is now a cat, and they will never use their cat bodies to do such intimate things, at most they can only lick each other's fur.Single cats can do things like fur licking well. It can be seen that whether they have a partner or not is the same for them.