Taoist fast crossing

"Hi uncle, I'm her friend..." He Yubin said politely.

"She has many friends, what are you?"

"Uncle, are you from the Northeast? Hahahaha I like people from the Northeast the most..." He Yu tried to change the subject, and also wanted to leave a good impression on Ms. Ye's father.

Miss Ye's father's voice is very neutral, and he feels in good spirits.But the voice was so familiar, as if I had heard it somewhere before.

"Oh." Nan Qiao felt dull for a while, and hung up the phone.

After a while, I received a text message from "He Wangcai", using a variety of rhetorical techniques to fully express his thoughts.

Nan Qiao looked at it, changed the signature and what he called himself, and sent it to Ayun's chat account.He Yu's words are so sweet, it would be too wasteful to delete them directly.Now each cat has its own chat account, each has its own privacy, and it is convenient to talk privately.

"I have the same thoughts as you." Ayun replied quietly.

Nan Qiao was immediately happy.He Yu is really a good baby.

The relationship between him and Ah Yun is extremely sincere. Although there is no need to stick to these sweet words, who doesn't like to hear such sincere words?He just used what He Yu wrote to fit his relationship with Ah Yun, and he didn't have any malicious intentions to deceive other girls.

All this fell into Si Qingyan's eyes.He immediately learned a trick, and suddenly realized that he would not be able to use it after learning it, so he continued to play games.Falling in love is not as interesting as playing games.

Nan Qiao felt that he must stick to the sustainable development strategy, so he sent a text message back to He Yu, encouraging him to overcome adversity and move towards a better future.He Yu immediately replied a long text message, very affectionate.Nan Qiao made some changes and sent it to A Yun immediately.

"You are a little different today than before." Ayun was surprised.

"I love you every day, but it's getting deeper every day, so it's naturally different from before." Nan Qiao replied cheekily, but she also knew the truth that too much was too much.

Here, He Yu didn't wait for Miss Ye's reply, silently biting his phone and going downstairs.

What else?I don't blame you for the slow reply, you must be very busy abroad.Your father seems to be an unreasonable person. Presumably you are the same as me. Under the glamorous life, there are also sufferings that ordinary people cannot understand.

"Why so long?" Ke Jingyan had finished washing and was eating breakfast.Sister Lin is not here, she has a separate lounge, and will not appear in front of Ke Jingyan when she is free.

"People have three urgencies." He Yu whispered.

"Can you climb up the toilet?" Ke Jingyan asked suspiciously.

"Isn't there a small stool?" He Yu got up from the chair, stood upright, and put it on the edge of the dining table.

"Have you washed your hands yet?" Ke Jingyan glanced at He Wangcai in disgust.

"..." He Yu had never heard of the principle that dogs should wash their hands after going to the bathroom.Even if I want to wash, I can't jump on the sink.Thinking of the cat's paw print on the washstand, I started to feel envious in my heart.Are all cats perverted?Can I go anywhere?

"Tsk. You have to be strict with yourself, and don't let external conditions affect your daily behavior. You must not develop in a bad direction."

Seeing Ke Jingyan say such disgusting words with her body, He Yu remained silent.Why didn't I find out that you were Ke Jingyan earlier?If I knew, I would hate you every day.Did you wash your hands after going to the bathroom when you were a dog?

"When do you plan to let us go our separate ways?" Ke Jingyan asked.

"I can't think of a way for the time being, you can also take the initiative, and you can't put all your hopes on me." He Yuwen said.

"Why should I take the initiative? Don't you want me to have a good pregnancy in my next life? To be someone like you, rich and handsome. I don't think I can do it in the next life. This life will be good. This is your wish too, What? You said it yourself, don’t count it?” Ke Jingyan laughed eccentrically.

For the first time, He Yu felt that his face was so unbearable.I also regret that I said such deadly words, and now I know that silence is golden.

"If you have found a way, I will return to my body." Ke Jingyan raised her eyebrows and smiled, and said in a serious tone:

"He Yu, you owe me your life."

He Yu was not in a good mood, and didn't want to coax her all the time, so he said coldly:

"It's you who wants to follow me back to the country. I will treat you with all kindness and righteousness."

"There's no such thing as benevolence and righteousness when it comes to feelings." Ke Jingyan almost cried when she recalled the memories of the two of them being together in the past.

She put her life, soul and everything into this love, and he was just a game.He can ignore her life and death, so cold-blooded.

They went back to China on the cruise ship of He Yu's friend. There was a heavy rain on the ship that day, and the two quarreled again. Ke Jingyan got angry and said that if he insisted on breaking up, she would jump off the ship. He Yu was expressionless and looked at her. With disgust in his eyes, he turned and left.At that moment, Ke Jingyan's heart was ashamed, all thoughts were destroyed, and she couldn't find any meaning to live anymore, so she really jumped off the boat.

She didn't know what happened to He Yu later.

When you wake up, you will become prosperous.It took a long time to realize that I was not dead.

"Don't just think about your relationship, be realistic. Without love, will you die?" He Yu also had a headache.I thought we would break up when the relationship faded, but I didn't expect Ke Jingyan to be so damn persistent. Why is she so paranoid?Don't even want your life?Don't love anymore, can't we get together and get away?Wouldn't it be good to leave a good memory in each other's hearts?

"I died once." Ke Jingyan wiped the corners of her eyes.

"Thanks to you, I also died once. Is it a life for a life? We're done." He Yu didn't want to tear her face apart, so he calmed down and comforted her:

"We are not suitable. You are too extreme, I like a controllable life. You should find a lover who can return your equal affection. That person will not be me."

"Don't mention that... He Yu, you are the best person in the world to me. I will find a way to get you back into my body. Even if I can't, I will feed you with delicious food and drink for the rest of my life. Find the most beautiful girlfriend, and even raise your son and grandson together." Ke Jingyan calmed down and wanted to laugh.

Thinking about it carefully, this is not bad.But He Yu will never endure it, sooner or later he will show his fangs, create a life-and-death crisis, and find a way to return to his body.

"...Even if I can't go back, I won't do that kind of thing." He Yu snorted coldly and continued to drink porridge.

In Sister Lin's ears, two identical voices sounded from time to time, and sometimes the quarrel was a little fierce.Mr. He probably couldn't bear the grief of losing his girlfriend, and under the stimulation of life and death crisis, he became a split personality.

Sister Lin felt that it was necessary for Assistant Wang to send He Yu to see a psychiatrist.

After the sound of the conversation completely disappeared, Sister Lin opened the door and went in to clean up the dining room.

Wangcai's breakfast was also eaten cleanly. Sister Lin was very relieved to see the puppy's slightly protruding belly.

This puppy needs to eat more to grow fast.

Mr. He's symptoms have been reported to Assistant Wang, and a psychiatrist should come soon.I hope the poor Mr. He gets better soon.

……

After the quarrel, the atmosphere between the two improved a lot.Ke Jingyan has already figured out what to do in the future, and she has also thought about the destination of this relationship.

With Ke Jingyan's guarantee, He Yu felt relieved for the time being.Ke Jingyan never played those ghost tricks, she kept her word.Thinking of this, He Yu recalled the scene of Ke Jingyan jumping into the sea.If the boat hadn't sailed into the shallow sea at that time, her body would have turned into fish feces now.

Her survival is the one percent probability of all possibilities.

It's a pity... the only thing he's thinking about right now is Miss Ye.

Of course the cats heard the quarrel between He Yu and Ke Jingyan, Nan Qiao asked:

"Prince, can they return to their bodies?"

"Yes. But not in the near future...Frequent body changes are very harmful to the soul, at least three months in between." Si Qingyan said after thinking.

"We've been eating and drinking for so long, can we do a little favor for them then?" Nan Qiao looked up with hope.

"Okay."

"We will be at ease soon, so happy." Concubine Rong rolled on the sofa, her figure seemed to have swollen a bit compared to the previous few days.

"Transformation will affect the body type. I am thinner, but I am still normal after transformation. Nan Qiao, if you change form, will you become a fat man of three hundred catties?" Si Qingyan suddenly thought of a serious question .

"Uh, oh, this shouldn't be possible, right?" Nan Qiao panicked instantly.

He also planned to transform into a handsome and unparalleled man and live together with Ayun, travel all over the mountains and rivers, take pictures, attract fans, and become an Internet celebrity. He didn't expect to hear this kind of news, like a bolt from the blue sky. His beautiful vision of future life was smashed to pieces.

Concubine Rong also panicked.

Almost all the cats present were not fat.Either big fat or small fat, Si Qingyan is not so fat because he is still young, and he often consciously controls his food intake, in fact, he has become a little rounder recently.If a kitten eats a lot and grows too fat, when it grows up, it will not be able to grow as big as other cats, and will always be limited to that size, only growing horizontally, not vertically.

"Anyway, we are still far away from the success of transformation!"

Ayun's words determine the country.

Immediately the other cats were relieved.

Although I don't know how powerful the previous prince was, I always feel like a big boss.Even the transformation of the prince takes so long, wouldn't it take more time for ordinary kittens like them?If it takes three, four, five or six years, there are still many days to lose weight, so why treat yourself so harshly?

Everyone returned to the original state, or played with mobile phones or computers, and devoted themselves to each other, creating a scene of paradise.

Si Qingyan was alert in her heart.Can't go on like this!Cats are easy to get sick when they get fat, and the treatment process is very painful.You still have to control your body shape and have a healthy body.

But this is He Yu's home, so it's not easy for him to make any big noises, so let's put this matter on hold for now, and after they have their own independent residence, they will urge the cats to lose weight!