Taoist fast crossing

He Yu got up from the bed, turned on the light, and looked around for the source of the sound.

Wangcai stuck to the top of the bed.

There is a wooden frame inside the bed, as long as He Yu gets in, He Yu can't see her.

He Yu lay on the edge of the bed and looked down, but there was nothing.

In fact, this is not bad, it is much better than half of the head suddenly falling out.

He Yu still didn't quite believe that it was Ke Jingyan's ghost who was causing trouble.Maybe there's some kind of recording device under the bed.

Someone wants to kill himself?

Change the bed tomorrow.

He Yu was so exhausted that he soon fell asleep.

Wangcai quietly left He Yu's bedroom, found the lipstick she had left here before, and left a few large blood-red characters on the bathroom mirror:

"Pick me back!"

When writing this kind of character with aunt-colored lipstick, it is extraordinarily imposing.

The next day, when He Yu got up to wash up with sleepy eyes, he was taken aback.

The security system at home is well done, and it is generally impossible for outsiders to enter.

Really haunted?That would be too miraculous.

He Yu wiped off the scarlet letter on the mirror, and called to ask about Ke Jingyan's situation.

Ke Jingyan was not seriously injured, and she has almost fully recovered now. Although she fell asleep, she was in a stable condition.It only needs to inject glucose and nutrient solution every day, and arrange massage to prevent muscle atrophy.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether she picks it up or not, the only difference is whether she lives in the nursing home over there or here.It's okay to live here, and I can visit her regularly then.At that time, he had a responsible ex-boyfriend image.

But it doesn't seem affectionate enough... Nothing in the world is perfect, and sincerity is as good as gold and stone, Miss Ye probably won't mind his past.

If you spend the rest of your life with Ms. Ye, Ms. Ye will know about Ke Jingyan's existence sooner or later.It's better to confess as soon as possible, take Ke Jingyan back and place her in a nearby nursing home.If something happens, it is also convenient to arrange funeral affairs.

After setting the time, He Yu asked the company for leave.

Wangcai persistently tapped the phone, and finally learned that He Yu was going to pick up his body. Overjoyed, he quietly got into He Yu's car.He Yu may not necessarily take her body back to the villa, and strive to return her body this time.

The other cats don't care what He Yu does at all, as long as He Yu cooks regularly.

After the number of cats increases, the cat hair in the house also increases.Usually, the sweeping robot will clean itself, which is very convenient.

After He Yu left, Si Qingyan stood on top of the sweeping robot, manipulating the robot to sweep without any blind spots.Although the selling point of this robot is intelligence, it still often bumps into walls and gets stuck. If you don’t look at it for a while, it will wander to unknown corners and aim at a place to die.Si Qingyan wanted to change the program for it, but found it troublesome. Usually standing on top of the sweeping robot and controlling its direction of travel with spiritual consciousness to clean the house was also a pleasure.If the robot runs fast enough, there will be a feeling of flying with a sword.

It wasn't Nan Qiao's turn to play with the computer at this moment. He stood on the table and looked at Si Qingyan walking in the hall, his expression moved.

This disc robot is also very interesting.

"Prince, can I try too?" Nan Qiao asked.

"sure."

Si Qingyan jumped off the robot vacuum.Let Nan Qiao go up and try.

Because Nanqiao cat is too inflated, it can only gather its four legs and try to squeeze on the robot.The shape is a bit like Squidward Brother.

"start up!"

Nan Qiao waved his tail excitedly.

The robot jumped forward suddenly, almost throwing Nan Qiao off.

Before Nan Qiao had time to complain, the robot slowed down, and its movements were a bit stuck.

"What's the matter with it?"

Nan Qiao's eyes widened with accusation.

"Maybe... the quality is not good." Si Qingyan remained calm.

"Nan Qiao, you are swollen, go and weigh yourself."

Concubine Rong lay on the sofa, turned over, her posture was lazy.

"Nan Qiao, you should eat less, it is easy to die young after getting obesity." Ayun was drawing an ink painting, and the painting was full of cats, each of which was vivid.

"The prince said that the quality is not good, so I am not fat."

Nan Qiao snorted, raised her chin, got off the sweeping robot, walked to Concubine Rong, and slapped the cat in the face.

"Look, where am I gaining weight?"

"Yes, you are not fat." Concubine Rong was very impatient, she pushed away Nan Qiao's cat face and continued watching the TV series.

Recently, there is a good-looking Thai drama being serialized, and all the cats at home are chasing it, except Nan Qiao.He only has games in his heart, and he can't watch romantic dramas.Occasionally, I watch film and television works such as "Young and Dangerous" and Shredded Devils.

"Alas..." Nan Qiao sighed, walking up and down the room, feeling that this could not go on.

Everyone has business, but he doesn't.

"Prince, can you teach me how to practice? I feel that cat life is meaningless."

"can."

Si Qingyan thought of a simplified version of the running route, first leaving a ray of spiritual power in Nan Qiao's body, and then running according to the route, which can have a weak cultivation effect.If Nan Qiao remembers and persists, he will be able to cultivate a slightly more complicated upgraded version. If he continues in this way, he will be transformed into a human form one day.

"Great, I learned it!"

After some teaching, Nan Qiao finally firmly memorized the running route, put on a cross-legged posture, and practiced under the sun.

Si Qingyan doesn't stick to the form of energy, any kind is fine, but the sun is hotter, and it is easy to burn the hair.But Nan Qiao's training version is too simple, even if he spends a day in the sun, he will not catch fire, at most he will only get hot.

After sitting for about an hour or two, Nan Qiao was tired and satisfied, and asked with anticipation:

"If I persist in practicing like today, how long will it take me to transform?"

Si Qingyan stretched out her claws.

Nan Qiao asked:

"Five months?"

"Five years."

Nan Qiao fell down, silently crawled to the computer, and indulged in the game.

On the other side, He Yu was about to pick up Ke Jingyan.

He was going to the airport, and there was a relatively remote road on the way.

The phone rang suddenly.

The incoming call is displayed as "He Da".

"Answer." He Yu's phone turned on the smart mode.

"He Yu, your mother is dead." A very lazy male voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Your mother..." He Yu suddenly stopped.

"It's true. My mother died long ago, and now your mother is dead too."

The man smiled and seemed to be gloating.

"When she dies, she dies, and you specifically informed me, as if I could bring her back to life."

He Yu sneered while driving.

"Tsk tsk, you're so cold-blooded."

The man sighed and hung up the phone.

He Yu gripped the steering wheel tightly, the smile on his face became thinner little by little.

Maybe it's sentimental.

He Yu continued to drive forward, when a large, foul-smelling truck suddenly bumped into him uncontrollably. He Yu hurriedly dodged, but the truck seemed to have recognized this place.

"Boom-"

When the two cars collided, the front of He Yu's car collapsed in an instant, and there were glass shards everywhere.

The airbag deployed, and He Yu's head hit the steering wheel.It seemed that he had hit an unbroken piece of glass, and the pain was severe.

It wasn't just this one that was hurt.

Blood gushed out of his head, gradually blurring his vision.

Dizzy and dizzy, He Yu heard a familiar voice again.

"He Yu, you can't die..."

"At least you bring me back before you die!"

"He Yu hold on..."

He struggled to open his eyes, looking for the source of the sound.

A dog was trying to crawl to his side from the crack, it was Wangcai.

"He Yu, you bled a lot..."

There was a sound of exclamation from the dog's mouth.

He Yu felt like he was dreaming.

Can dogs talk now?Can you still make Ke Jingyan's voice?This is what Ke Jingyan said, my wronged soul has been haunting you?

"He Yu, don't die here, hold on."

The cage at the back of the truck opened, and the pigs screamed one after another.

He Yu felt a little desolate in his heart.

It is in the wilderness here, before the ambulance arrives, he may die due to excessive blood loss, and his legs are also stuck. If the car explodes, he may become a scorched skeleton with no aesthetic feeling. boring.

The world is impermanent, and he would never have thought that he would die here anyway.

Moreover, before he died, he discovered that Wangcai was Ke Jingyan.

Consciousness gradually slipped out of the body, only to feel a gray emptiness around him.

Ke Jingyan's voice fluctuated from distant to near, vague and indistinct.

Overwhelming pig cries swept over.

……

The moment He Yu lost consciousness, Wangcai put his paw on He Yu's face and flapped it desperately.

She doesn't know any first aid methods, but only knows that in ordinary TV dramas and movies, the protagonist can survive as long as he persists with tenacious will and doesn't fall into a coma.

Anyway, He Yu couldn't be fainted.

But He Yu was not awakened by the fan.

Wangcai finally remembered an important matter - call 120!

As soon as she picked up the phone, she passed out.

I don't know how long it has passed. When I woke up again, I opened my eyes and saw a pure white ceiling above.

"The patient is out of danger and is fine for the time being."

"Have you notified your family?"

"Notified, his brother said he couldn't make it, so he only hired a nurse."

Ke Jingyan was a little confused.She felt that she was completely tied up as a mummy now, and she was suffering from constant labor pains all over her body, as well as the soreness and weakness after the anesthetic faded away.

Who are they talking about?He Yu?

Am I now back in a human body?

"The patient's dog has been refusing to leave the ward, should we force it out?"

"Just had an operation, be careful of infection, let's get the dog out."

"Wang Wang Wang!"

After a barking of dogs, the room fell silent again.

Ke Jingyan was a little confused.

Her head hurt so much that she simply gave up and started to sleep.

Anyway, I just heard a dog barking, and it wasn't me barking, which means I'm not a dog now.

----

He Yu is very desperate now.

Before he passed out, he heard Wangcai's voice from Ke Jingyan.

I thought I was going to die, but I didn't expect to wake up suddenly.

Then he was shocked to find that he had become Wang Cai.

Seeing "myself" bleeding from the head, He Yu chose to call 120.

Then he followed all the way to the emergency room.

Along the way, he had mixed feelings in his heart.Head full of messy thoughts.

Can I change back after being a dog?

After Ke Jingyan fell into the sea, did she turn into a dog?

Now that he has also turned into a dog, will his body be the same as Ke Jingyan's, unconscious?

Where does Ke Jingyan go now?Back to the original body?

I don't understand.

He Yu was squatting outside the ward. A passing nurse saw him and praised him:

"This little dog is so loyal, he has been guarding his master."

"Have you heard? This person is going to pick up his girlfriend who has become a vegetable. His girlfriend has also been sent to our hospital. We can arrange for them to live in the same ward in a few days." Another nurse Xiao soundtrack.

"It's very touching."

He Yu bowed his head, wanting to swear bad words in his heart.

A box lunch was placed in front of him.

"Eat, puppy, if you don't eat enough, you won't have the strength to wait for your master to wake up."

The nurse lady smiled sweetly.

He Yu really wanted to be a stubborn person, and would never eat a mouthful of food, but now his sense of smell is very sensitive, and his nose twitches, damn it, it smells so good!

He Yu happily ate.

……

It was very late, and He Yu hadn't come back yet.

The cats are not worried.

Sometimes social animals have to work overtime until late at night, or even all night.

There is food in the refrigerator, so it is not a problem for everyone to make something by themselves.

Concubine Rong and the others were watching TV dramas about harem concubines competing for favor, and each of them felt a lot of emotion.Nan Qiao went over to watch for a while, and found that every harem drama emperor had a little green on his head, so he couldn't watch it anymore.What kind of monsters are people now?Can't we let go of those emperors who have been dead for hundreds or thousands of years?Fortunately, I was not made into a TV series.

In the middle of the night, General Mo was playing games on his mobile phone to make money.

He has started to take orders now, sometimes he can earn one hundred a day, sometimes he can earn fifty, and his career has steadily increased.

Nan Qiao watched around him for a while.

General Mo played entirely by feeling, and usually won steadily.

"Your Majesty, do you want to play a game?"

Nan Qiao shook his head.

"Your Majesty, I'll take you after I finish today's order."

"Okay! Aiqing, you are really in my heart. You are the minister of the humerus. It is because of people like Aiqing that I can handle many trivial matters so that the people of the world can eat and clothe themselves..."

Nan Qiao instantly became happy.

General Mo marked the other person's account with the designated rank, then logged in to the game account bound to Ke Jingyan's large account, and posted a voice on the game channel.

"Is there a rich woman to take care of you? Only enter the game, not into life. If you are good at raising girls, be sure to win." General Mo began to sell himself.

I learned this from Nan Qiao.

Nan Qiao said that in this way, he could find a rich woman to take care of him.

"Little brother's voice is really nice. What's the price? Can I exchange a girlfriend for you?" A cute girl's voice followed General Mo.

"No, I only want money." General Mo's attitude was firm.

"Your Majesty, when will we find a rich woman to take care of us?" General Mo was a little confused.

"We can always meet." Of course Nan Qiao didn't know, but he still pretended to be unpredictable and looking forward to the future.

"I feel that the game you entered is wrong. Go to Jiansan and try it, there will definitely be one." Si Qingyan pointed out.

"Sword Three?" General Mo had never tried this game.

"This game requires card points, but it's really fun... Aiqing, let's play with my account, I bought a monthly card."

"Nan Qiao, what money did you use to buy it?" Concubine Rong watched the TV series, still paying attention to Nan Qiao's movements.

"This..." Nan Qiao suddenly felt guilty.

"Say it quickly, don't talk nonsense, and waste my time."

"I used He Yu's mobile phone to recharge, and he turned on password-free payment." Nan Qiao coughed and straightened her back.

"Okay, step back, I'm exhausted, be careful not to let He Yu know." Concubine Rong wagged her tail and let Nan Qiao go.

"Nan Qiao, when my paintings are sold, I'll support you." A Yun said.

"Ayun, it's still better for you to treat me better." Nan Qiao was very moved.

"But you have to eat less, or I can't afford you."

"Okay! Ayun is the best meow meow!"

Nan Qiao wagged his tail, very happy.

"He Yu didn't come back today, do you still want to call him?" Concubine Rong asked.

"Let's try to make a call, anyway, He Yu is charging the phone bill." The queen mother said.

"It's turned off." Concubine Rong continued to watch TV.

Without He Yu at home, everyone didn't need to mute or cover up, and they played happily all night.

At dawn, Nan Qiao stretched her waist, satisfied, opened her voice a few times, and then said:

"It would be nice if He Yu didn't come back every night."

"Stupid, who will cook us breakfast and dinner?"

"Can he come back to cook during the day..."

"Did something happen to He Yu?"

"It should be just a temporary thing."

The next afternoon, He Yu still hadn't come back.

The phone was turned off, and now everyone felt that something had happened to He Yu.

"Is it an assassination by the family, or a murder for love, was it the gangster who wanted to see the money, or was he arrested for rbq because he was too handsome?" Zhuangyuan Mao analyzed seriously.

"It always feels like you've learned some terrible vocabulary..." Yu Shimao showed a confused expression.

"Is it a natural disaster or a man-made disaster? I drove to the bridge and suddenly the bridge broke? Or... wait!"

Concubine Rong was halfway through speaking, and clicked on a piece of local news pushed by her mobile phone.

#一个男人collided with a big truck pulling pigs, and the pigs escaped from the truck and led to the name of the village crazy#

"Isn't this He Yu's car?"

Concubine Rong laughed out loud as she spoke.

There are many more pictures below.For example, the police escorted lost pigs into iron cages, and villagers received judicial education.

He Yu's dented car was also inside.

It was written in the news that the owners of both cars are still alive, the truck driver is mainly responsible, and the insurance company has intervened to settle the claim.

Although everyone sympathized with He Yu who was thrown into the hospital, they still broke out into intense laughter.

Hahahahahaha!

He Yu was hit by a big truck pulling pigs and flew away!

Probably won't be back for a while.

The free and happy life has officially kicked off!

On the other side, Ke Jingyan was lost in thought as she looked at her bony hands.

Isn't this He Yu's hand?

"The patient is recovering well, and after staying for half a month, he can be ready to be discharged."

"Your dog waits at the door of the ward every day."

Ke Jingyan resisted the urge to laugh out loud.

Finally become a human!

Even if He Yu's body is used, it's better than being a dog!

As for the dog outside... Ke Jingyan thinks it might be He Yu.

Maybe this is the way of heaven and good reincarnation, who is spared by heaven.

So cool!As long as you lie on the bed for half a month, you can become a winner in life!Become the rich second generation directly, inherit hundreds of millions of wealth, marry Bai Fumei and go to the pinnacle of life!

"Mr. He, my surname is Wang. I am the assistant arranged by Mr. He to take care of you. If you have any needs, just tell me."

Ke Jingyan shook her head.

She wants to laugh arrogantly now, but unfortunately the wound has not healed, so she can only hold back.

"Mr. He, your mobile phone has been damaged, but the card is still good. Which mobile phone do you want to replace?"

"The most expensive."

Ke Jingyan made a weak voice.

"Good Mr. He."

Soon, Assistant Wang helped "He Yu" prepare the mobile phone, put it on He Yu's bedside, and occasionally played some music for him.All incoming calls were answered by Xiao Wang, and he said bluntly that He Yu was in a car accident and it was inconvenient to answer the phone now.

At night, the anxious He Yu finally entered the room and got the mobile phone.

"Wangcai, what are you doing?"

The person on the bed remained motionless, and He Yu's voice came out of his mouth.

"Who are you? Ke Jingyan?" He Yu swiped open the lock screen of the phone, wanting to call Miss Ye.

"No, I'm He Yu."

Ke Jingyan's tone was calm and a little smug.

"Wangcai, tell me, what will happen if I shout to attract the attention of the people around me?"

"Ke Jingyan, tell me, what would happen if I knew everything about He Yu but you didn't?" He Yu didn't panic.

"I can have someone kill you right now." Ke Jingyan smiled, touching the wound on her head.

"Is there a need for this to happen between us?" He Yu slowed down his tone.

"Do you want to call Miss Ye?" Ke Jingyan sneered.

"Yes. If you are not happy, I don't have to fight." He Yu is very good at assessing the situation.

"No. You can fight if you want." Ke Jingyan had already prepared a surprise for He Yu.

The new phone has synchronized the original phone book. Ke Jingyan and Xiao Wang said that when she received a call from "Miss Ye", she would fuck her.

"..." He Yu didn't quite understand, so he called anyway.

Ke Jingyan has always been a gentle and lovely girl by nature, so she probably wouldn't do anything excessive.

"He Yu?" Concubine Rong's recognizable voice sounded.

Before He Yu could be happy, she heard her say coldly:

"Isn't your wife giving birth? Why did you call me suddenly?"

"I... I... I don't have a wife, it's not what you think." He Yu wanted to explain clearly.

"Oh. Is there anything else?" Concubine Rong asked indifferently.

"I only have one person in my heart," He Yu said here, and carefully glanced at the mummy version of "He Yu" lying on the bed, and said bravely: "You must have misunderstood something, I am really unmarried. The first two days There was a car accident the other day, and when I leave the hospital, I'll take a picture of my account book for you to see."

"Did you have a car accident? Is it serious?" Concubine Rong asked with concern.

"Fortunately, I will live in the hospital for about half a month." He Yu felt much better after receiving her care.

"When I return to China, I will come to see you and pick up the cat by the way." Concubine Rong mentioned the cat.

"Okay... During this period of time, I will arrange for someone to prepare cat meals for the cat at regular intervals." He Yu immediately understood what Concubine Rong meant.

"Thank you for causing you a lot of inconvenience. I will treat you to dinner when I come back." Concubine Rong smiled.

"No inconvenience, but I want to have dinner with you."

"I wish you a speedy recovery." Concubine Rong hung up the phone after saying this.

He Yu felt lost.

A cold snort came from the tightly wrapped head of the mummy.

"The infatuated loyal dog, Yumian Xiaolangjun, are you finished?"

"You look like a loyal dog now." Ke Jingyan sarcastically said.

He Yu felt dizzy unconsciously hearing her say such words with her own body.

"Jingyan, you know how much I love you. The long-term relationship between us is unmatched by others."

"Actually, that Ms. Ye is the fiancée arranged by my family. I returned to China because my grandfather is about to pass away, the property is about to be divided, and there is turmoil in the family. It is dangerous for you to be with me. I don't want you to be kidnapped and become a threat to others. My excuse. I can only act like I don't care about you. In fact, this car accident is not simple, and everything was involved by someone with a heart. "

"Oh, well said, let me say a few more words." Ke Jingyan was dubious, but she still looked distrustful on the surface.

"During the days when you were in a coma, I was always worried about you. I asked someone to take good care of you. When I dreamed of you at midnight, I saw you smiling. I always think about you, and I only have you in my heart. Miss Ye and I, only It's nothing but hypocrisy." He Yu's tone was extremely sincere.

"I was afraid that you would be affected by my side, so I didn't take your body back. As soon as you urged me, I went to pick it up. I didn't know that this kind of thing would happen on the way... I know you won't believe me, I just want you to be happy."

"I will take care of the family affairs, you don't have to worry. I will always be with you in the future."

Every word he said was full of deep affection, which made Ke Jingyan unable to tell the truth from the fake for a moment.

However, when she thought that He Yu had turned into a dog now, and she was using the dog's body to say such words, Ke Jingyan couldn't help laughing, and the wound was painful again.

"Wangcai, you are so kind." Ke Jingyan said in He Yu's voice.