Taoist fast crossing

500 yuan is something you can meet but not ask for, and elementary school students are starting school.

Soon, the nearby universities also opened.

After the leisurely holiday, the working party and the student party are tightly wrapped up, and they are in a hurry to start the new year's struggle.

At the end of winter, the breath becomes smoke, and no one wants to go out.In fact, it is not very comfortable to be bored in a dark room. Cats usually find a palace, choose a place with few people, sleep all day, and go back to play with mobile phones at night.In addition to the cats in the dark room, there are also many ordinary cats in the Forbidden City, adding up to nearly [-] cats.There is no doubt that the status of the dark room cat is the highest.For ordinary cats, cats in the dark room naturally have a sense of coercion, and generally they will choose to avoid them.

Si Qingyan was still wearing that sweater.

I don't know if it's because I've been absorbing spiritual power to optimize my body recently. It hasn't grown at all, and it's still a small kitten the size of a palm. What's more frightening is that the sweater is actually a little looser than before.After Ayun noticed this, he felt very distressed, and wanted to give Si Qingyan an extra meal, and planned to buy some good milk powder, and the other cats unanimously agreed.

After placing an order for high-calcium goat milk powder, the deposit becomes 400.

Si Qingyan had a sense of urgency and practiced day and night.A box of goat milk powder is so expensive, what if it grows smaller and the savings of the cats are emptied?

In the city, the spiritual energy underground is actually stronger than that on the ground, and Si Qingyan usually doesn't like to go out.But Ayun, Concubine Rong and the others felt that it was not good to stay in the dark room all the time, and the kitten should go out to bask in the sun more often, so they asked Nan Qiao to take Si Qingyan with her when she went out every day.

Nan Qiao is the most popular cat in the Forbidden City. They hope that the prince can follow Nan Qiao to gain popularity and attract a wave of fans, so that the living conditions will be improved.

Almost every month, netizens from all over the world send pet food, snacks, and daily necessities to the cats in the Forbidden City, some with names, some without.If you want to sleep in a soft and comfortable cat litter, you have to be famous enough.

Ayun is just an ordinary three-colored cat. She usually hides her specialness when she is outside. Concubine Rong is a snow-white cat with different pupils. She is quite popular, but she doesn't like being photographed, and she doesn't like being close to people. Contact, probably only Lao Xia and his wife can get her.The photos she left on the mobile phones of netizens are often white shadows, and when someone approaches her, she will run away, which is incomparable to Nan Qiao.

The chubby Nan Qiao has a king-shaped forehead, staring eyes, and a proud posture. No matter how he shoots, he is photogenic, and he is very popular among netizens.Especially in recent years, after the cloud sucking cats became popular, Nan Qiao's emoticons became popular all over the country, and the cat food and cat snacks sent to him were too much to eat, and they were usually distributed to other cats.He is so fat because people who come to see him in the Forbidden City like to feed him on the spot...Nan Qiao, who has no dignity in front of food, does not refuse anyone, and soon turns from a streamlined handsome cat into a cat. A worm, when paralyzed on the ground, is a piece of cat cake.

Si Qingyan was caught by Nan Qiao, and she took a ride from the darkroom all the way to the central palace area.

In fact, the treatment is not bad, usually you don't even have to walk, just lie down and move.

Every morning, everyone has to stay in bed. Anyway, they don’t have to go to work. When they wake up and go out, they usually wake up around 01:30 in the afternoon, and sometimes it’s close to two or three o’clock.The snow in the palace had melted a few days ago. At this time, the sun had already made the palace walls very warm. Nan Qiao picked a place where the sun could shine, put down Si Qingyan, and collapsed on the ground, as if scorched. cake.

Si Qingyan felt that this was quite comfortable. He originally wanted to lie on the ground, but after a long time the ground would become cold, so he lay on Nan Qiao's stomach to sleep.

Nan Qiao was a little reluctant at first, so she meowed twice, and stretched out her claws to pick Si Qingyan.

Si Qingyan turned her head and looked at Nan Qiao with her big golden moist eyes.

I'm just a weak, pitiful and helpless kitten! ! !

Nan Qiao felt guilty for a moment.

what happened?

It's as if it's a heinous thing to lift the prince down.

That's it.

Nan Qiao retracted his paw.

Just lie down, it's not as tall as one of my legs, and it doesn't weigh at all.

Si Qingyan was soon immersed in the soft and warm touch.

The cat mat is really comfortable!It's like lying in a cloud!

"Wow! So cute!"

"Isn't this a fat tiger! There's a smaller one!"

"The two look the same! Is this the son of Fat Tiger?"

"The cat's eyes are golden... these eyes are too pretty!"

"There is no fat tiger's Wang character seal on the forehead, and it is still very imposing. It will definitely be as fat as its father in the future."

A group of girls surrounded him, about three or four meters away from Si Qingyan.

Nan Qiao didn't move, she was fast asleep, her stomach rose and fell slightly with her breathing.

He also heard those voices, but still did not open his eyes.The current state is a bit strange, the body is asleep, and the consciousness is half awake.

The wind and rain are unmoved, and there is nothing in this palace that can affect my sleep.

"Can I masturbate?"

A girl looked at Nan Qiao and Si Qingyan on Nan Qiao's belly eagerly.

"It says on the ticket that cats are not allowed. These cats are not pet cats and have no owners. They are very dangerous. If they scratch you, who will be responsible?"

Another girl held her back, and the two of them clicked and took a lot of photos, and looked at them reluctantly for a while.

"Can I feed something?"

"Okay, I wanted to bring some dried fish when I came here today, but I forgot..."

"I really want to feed it!"

"There is a place to buy cat snacks here. Although it is a little more expensive than outside, we can still afford to feed it once in a while!"

The two girls left while chatting, and many people followed behind them, planning to buy cat snacks and feed the cat together.

At this time, school starts, work and work, and there are not many tourists, so it is considered an off-season.Walk past a wave of people, and it will be much cleaner after a while.

Si Qingyan was absorbing spiritual energy, when suddenly a big black bag came down, and there was still a pungent smell inside.

Nan Qiao's body was limp and he lost consciousness.

Si Qingyan could barely resist, but he couldn't cut through the bag and get out now.

Unless it leaves this cat body and exists in the form of a soul body.

It is not yet the most critical moment, so there is no need to be so decisive.

God's consciousness came out.

The person carrying the bag is He Yu.

Si Qingyan's consciousness swept He Yu's body back and forth, wanting to invade but hesitating.

The power of consciousness that erupted at that moment was enough to turn the cat's body into blood mist.

It's a pity that the current body is not strong enough. For such a scumbag, it is not worthwhile to destroy the new body that I like very much.

If he and Nan Qiao were taken away, the other cats must be very worried.

How to send the letter?

At that time, go to He Yu's house and think of a way, maybe Xiao Ke's matter can make some progress.

If He Yu wanted to kill him halfway, then Si Qingyan would not hesitate to give up her body to save Nan Qiao.

He Yu carried a bag full of cats, with a gentle smile on his face.With an easy and natural movement, put the cat into the backpack.

He brushes past girls with cat treats.

His eyes stayed on the cat snacks for a while, and he left quickly.

What to do with this cat?

He had never handled a cat yet.

Suffocate directly?It seems too boring.

Or raise it first?You must have eaten a lot if you are so heavy, what if you make a fuss?If the cat is well-behaved, it is not impossible to keep it.

A certain girlfriend used to like to keep cats, and he would masturbate occasionally, but the cat didn't like him and always caught people.Later they broke up.My ex-girlfriend once said, I gave away that cat that always catches you, can you come back?He Yu refused.It seemed that he had heard news that she was suffering from depression, attempted suicide, etc. Gradually, the girl faded out of his life. She should still be alive, but she seldom posted anything.

He Yu thought about the cat again, and smiled self-deprecatingly.

On the night when he and Ke Jingyan quarreled, he seemed to have seen this cat as well.

When I sneaked in a few days ago, I saw this cat again.

Even though I think cats can't talk, I still have a feeling in my heart that things will be exposed and discovered.

Or go with the feeling in your heart.

He Yu didn't leave directly, and walked around a few more scenic spots before walking leisurely towards the exit.

When they met those girls with cat snacks again, they were a little disappointed.

"Little brother, have you seen the fat tiger? It's the fat orange cat with the Chinese character Wang on its forehead."

"No."

He Yu smiled at them again.

Girls are always very cute, but these girls only have six or seven points in his heart, which is not enough for him to attack.

He Yu left safely, found his car in the parking lot, thought for a while, and went to a nearby small apartment.Although the villas outside the third ring road are relatively quiet, they are too far away from here.He Yu couldn't wait to see what the cat looked like when it woke up.In the small apartment, there are still things left by my ex-girlfriend’s cat, such as cages, cat litters, and cat teasers.

If this cat falls in love with me, it will be fine to keep.

He Yu took the unconscious Nan Qiao out of the bag, along with Si Qingyan pretending to be unconscious.

"Two?"

"Looks like there are two."

"Catch one get one free, earn."

He Yu put the two cats in the cage, packed up their things, and went to the bathroom to take a bath.

With the sound of water pattering, Nan Qiao opened his eyes, looked at the cage above his head, and fell into a daze.

Damn, why am I here?Not long ago I was sleeping in the palace.

Yes... there seems to be a bag with the lid down...

Nan Qiao froze immediately when she saw Si Qingyan lying in the cage.

Oops!The prince is here too!

Nan Qiao immediately used his paws to detect Si Qingyan's breathing.

still alive.

Nan Qiao heaved a sigh of relief, and gently stroked Si Qingyan's back.

If something goes wrong with the prince, he will never forgive himself.

I almost forgot that this world is dangerous, so careless.

The prince is just a kitten.

What does that person want to do?Steal a cat?This should be that person's home...

Nan Qiao was thinking wildly when the bathroom door opened.

He Yu had already changed into her pajamas and was buttoning up her jacket as she walked.It is obviously a normal picture, but Nan Qiao has the feeling that a beast has turned into a beast in clothes.

"Yo, the kitten is awake."

"Don't call me."

He Yu leaned closer to the cage, originally wanting to put his hand in to pet the cat, but suddenly remembered the memory of being scratched by the cat before, and withdrew his hand again.

Let's observe it first, and if the cat is good, let it out.

The air conditioner in the bedroom is fully turned on, and Nan Qiao is a little hot.

The thick fur prepared for winter seemed a bit cumbersome in the air-conditioned room, but Si Qingyan thought it was fine.He also woke up.

Nan Qiao protected Si Qingyan behind her, and glanced at He Yu from time to time.

This troublemaker is definitely not a good thing!I'll find a way to tell the other cats!

It is obviously impossible to act now, wait until He Yu falls asleep.

Nan Qiao lay prone in the cage, pretending to be sleeping.

He Yu put on a mask, patted on his face, and even applied a layer of moisturizing milk to his body.After various trivial steps, He Yu finally went to bed and finished her skin care.

Nan Qiao had been paying attention to the scene over there, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded. This troublemaker is quite particular, why is he similar to Concubine Rong?Why is he so particular about a man?It's strange that he doesn't need to compete for favor in the harem.Is this what men do in this day and age?Lao Xia is very normal, it seems that he never does these fancy things.

He Yu opened a book on psychology and read it for half an hour. He was about to turn off the lights and go to sleep, so he got out of bed and locked the cat cage.

"Don't disturb me to sleep at night, good boy."

He Yu felt that the cat would not come out, so he went to bed with peace of mind.

Nan Qiao is scolding her mother in the cage, this damn He Yu, I'm just an ordinary and innocent kitten!It's okay to put it in a cage, why lock the door of the cage, damn it, I'm sick!

Si Qingyan has been paying attention to He Yu's state.

He seemed to be having trouble falling asleep, eyes open, staring straight at the top of the ceiling.

In the darkness, the corners of He Yu's lips curled up slightly, and the curve was stiff.

This scene would definitely make it into horror material.

"Little cat, why don't you meow?"

He Yu's erratic voice sounded.

Nan Qiao didn't make a sound.

Bold and unruly, who do you think I am?You let me call me?

He Yu didn't speak.

It's been half an hour now since he turned off the lights.

Normal people will play with their mobile phones before going to bed at this time.

Nan Qiao scratched the cage.

It's getting dark, and I haven't come home yet, Ayun and the others should be very anxious now.

I don't know if the prince is hungry, the smell was so pungent before... The prince has not called, so he won't be fooled by the medicine, right?

Nan Qiao felt sad when she thought of this, with tears in her eyes, she gently smoothed Si Qingyan's hair with her paws from beginning to end.

Son, if you are stupid, if I can escape, I will raise you for the rest of my life, and when you grow up, I will find you the most beautiful little female cat, let you have three thousand beauties in the harem, and be the best in the world. The happiest kitty ever.

He Yu silently stared at the ceiling, and finally made sure that he couldn't see a flower, so he picked up the mobile phone on the bedside table.

He hesitated for a moment, but still called Ke Jingyan.

The other party hung up, and he continued to call.

Hang up again, still continue to call.

After calling about five or six times, the other party finally connected.

He Yu really wanted to hear people talk.He wants to connect with people.

"Fucking shit, what are you hitting?" Concubine Rong's irritable voice came.

"..." He Yu was stunned.

He didn't expect such an opening, and soon, he chuckled.

"Miss sister, you are so cute." He Yu said.

"I think you need a severe beating. You must be crazy." Concubine Rong's mentality is extremely explosive now.

Nan Qiao hasn't come back so late, neither has the prince, and the surveillance has not been turned on all afternoon, something must have happened.

Concubine Rong scratched the wall anxiously, wishing to scratch the entire dark room.

Oh shit!Has Nan Qiao been taken away?

Thinking of this, she felt anxious and hated.

Which turtle son who killed a thousand knives took Nan Qiao and the prince away together!

"Miss, are you in a bad mood? What happened, can you tell me?"

Although He Yu didn't turn on the hands-free, the cat's hearing was excellent, and he could still hear the voice on the other side clearly.

Nan Qiao was very excited.

Wo Ri, He Yu, the son of a bitch, actually called Concubine Rong!

Should I call twice?

"Meow meow meow meow!"

……

"Labor and capital want to kill people now, damn it, I really don't know which dog stole my son!"

Concubine Rong also heard He Yu's voice, and her tone gradually became strange.From anger... to joy.

"Meow meow!!!"

Nan Qiao began to bark rhythmically.

He Yu laughed again.This cat meows really interesting.

"Miss, you have a son at such a young age? I don't believe it."

"It's not my own, it's my husband's child, and I'm the stepmother." Concubine Rong opened her eyes and said nonsense in an extremely natural tone.

He Yu was dubious.

"If there's anything you're not happy about, please tell me."

"Oh, no, maybe we will get a divorce. He suspects that I found someone to steal his son. Actually, I quite like that child..."

Nan Qiao originally wanted to continue meowing, but the conversation between He Yu and Concubine Rong made him stop the idea of ​​meowing.

Alas, the son Concubine Rong mentioned should be the prince.

Concubine Rong absorbed all the essence she saw in the play, and told He Yu stories about the grievances and grievances of the rich, the domineering president's runaway sweetheart, the reunion after a broken mirror, and so on.

She had been in the palace before, so she naturally knew how to win people's trust.He babbled a sentence here and there, which stunned He Yu for a moment.

When she spoke, there were a lot of allusions from poems and dictionaries, which was very natural, and her conversation showed a good family background and talent. He Yu became more and more convinced that what Concubine Rong said was true.I don't know whose wife she is in the capital?It would be nice if we could meet.

He Yu had a strong premonition that this woman was definitely a beauty.Maybe it's time to find out who's lost a baby?In order to ensure the safety of the children, such things are generally kept secret in the top wealthy families.Although he has some money, he has no top connections.The monitoring of the Black Forbidden City is done by spending money on the dark web to hire hackers... If you can avoid messing with such troublesome things, you should try your best not to mess with them.It is safe and comfortable to make a phone call from time to time to communicate feelings.

"When I'm divorced, I must keep a cat. I can bask in the sun, masturbate, and read books. I don't know how happy I am."

"I'm so happy right now." He Yu's voice was filled with a smile. If you can only judge from the phone call between him and Concubine Rong, no matter how you look at it, he is a very attractive boy.

"Hey, do you have a cat?" Concubine Rong asked.

"Do you like cats?" He Yu didn't answer, but asked instead.

"If I said I like you, would I say I love you?" Concubine Rong's tone was like that of a girl who was held in the palm of her hand since she was a child, with a soft and elongated ending, which made people feel compelled to agree.

"Yes." He Yu petted.

"I like cats the most." Concubine Rong smiled lightly.

He Yu was stunned for a moment.

Her laugh is so beautiful and charming.With a wanton innocence and coquettishness, it fell into my heart from my ears, clamoring to take root and sprout in the raging room.

"Then we are very destined. I have kept cats for a long time." He Yu glanced at the cat in the cage.

It seems that raising a cat is on the agenda.

There are ready-made cats here, no need to buy new ones.

As long as the photos are not posted online, who would know that this cat is a fat tiger from the Forbidden City?

Si Qingyan applauded Concubine Rong's beauty trick in her heart.

Since ancient times, this strategy has exploded with powerful combat effectiveness.With the development of the times, it will become newer over time, constantly absorbing new and vital content, and becoming richer and more complete.

"I'd like to hug your cat if I get the chance."

"my pleasure."

"It's very late today, it's a pleasure chatting with you." Concubine Rong's mouth was a little dry.

He Yu, this bastard, why not steal Nan Qiao away?are you crazy!It made Ben Gong deal with him for so long!

When Nan Qiao comes back, he must snatch away his canned cat snacks for the next three months!

By the way... the crown prince didn't cry, was there an accident, or fell asleep?

Concubine Rong thought of this and asked:

"Is your cat asleep?"

"The one that called just now didn't sleep, and the kitten is already asleep."

He Yu glanced at the locked cat cage.

"Then you should go to bed earlier." Thinking of Nan Qiao's cry, Concubine Rong didn't seem to be very desperate, and she breathed a sigh of relief.The prince should still be alive.

"Can I still call you tomorrow?" He Yu asked.

"I'll pick it up if I'm free...but I've been very busy the past few days." Concubine Rong said ambiguously.

"I'm always available for you." He Yu whispered.It seemed that he was the kind of young man who was just in love, with a little recklessness and a little shyness.

Nan Qiao almost died of anger.

damn thing!My concubine Rong, you dare to hook up.

"Good night." Concubine Rong hung up the phone.

There was still a word of good night left in He Yu's mouth.

He really wanted to say it.

Finally staring at the ceiling, smiling, and mouthing good night.

This time He Yu quickly fell asleep.

Si Qingyan got up from the cage, he couldn't directly deprive He Yu of his memory, it could still be done by opening the lock.

Will Nan Qiao cry out in fright?

Nan Qiao touched the lock lightly, and pulled it carefully, but found that it couldn't be opened, so she had to give up for the time being.

He Yu should not kill for the time being, how about sleeping first tonight?

The lock popped open suddenly, and it seemed that something inside was broken.

Nan Qiao shook her tail and raised her head with an extremely proud expression.As if to say, I am worthy of being the chosen one!Thinking about letting the lock open, the lock can be opened directly.

Nan Qiao tiptoedly opened the cage.

First tease Si Qingyan out, stroke her hair to comfort her, and then walk carefully towards the bedroom door.

Damn, the door is locked.

And it's a fingerprint lock.hateful!Are rich people amazing?Fingerprint locks are installed in the bedrooms.How could he drag He Yu up on the bed to have his fingerprints taken?

One plan failed, Nan Qiao thought of another plan.

Does He Yu's mobile phone have an app to control various electrical appliances at home?

Nan Qiao approached He Yu silently, carefully unlocked the phone with He Yu's fingerprint, and then hid the phone under the bed.Si Qingyan also followed Nan Qiao.

The bed was not completely attached to the floor, and there was still a height of more than ten to twenty centimeters in the middle.After Nanqiao's cat became deflated, it slipped in flat, and Si Qingyan was even more relaxed.

He Yu's account shows online status.But Nan Qiao still chose to send text messages. The chat history can be synchronized, and the text messages are not easy to be found.

After Nan Qiao talked about his current situation, he discussed with other companions how to go back.After opening the positioning, he already knew where he was.It is about 20 kilometers away from the Forbidden City. It takes nearly two hours by bus and subway, and it takes four to five to 10 minutes by car without traffic jams.

It's too far away for them to come.

Nan Qiao felt that he could find a way to stabilize He Yu first, and then sneak back with the prince.Pets are not allowed on buses and subways, so why not take a private car?The difficulty is so high.

Ayun said that he could contact Lao Xia, pretend to be a cat demon, and ask Lao Xia to help.

Nan Qiao doesn't suggest that they find Lao Xia.

No matter what, try to resolve this matter yourself.The more people who know about cats, the more dangerous they will be.Maybe the next time we meet, it won't be He Yu's level.

Si Qingyan was cultivating desperately, frantically drawing and absorbing the nearby aura.

Opening a lock puts a heavy burden on this body, as if it has been hollowed out, and it makes walking lightly.If he can transform into form, all the problems he is facing now can be easily solved.It's just that the aura absorbed is still too little, and it's far away from the transformation form.At this rate, in three days, he can release more spiritual consciousness, causing He Yu to lose consciousness for a period of time, and then he can leave here and return to the Forbidden City.