Taoist fast crossing

"Meow." Concubine Rong meowed in order to prevent Lao Xia from being embarrassed to sing a one-man show alone.

"It's right to be afraid, don't run away, there are a lot of bad people out there. Some people look gentle, but secretly like to beat cats, which is very miserable. And... those people who don't know, those who give cat food , don't eat it. Some people like to put rat poison in it..."

"You, catch everyone talking at length, and cats can't understand." Mrs. Xia smiled helplessly, then patted Ayun's head, and said:

"If only I could understand."

"I can understand and understand, these cats are different from other cats, they are spiritual."

Lao Xia took the tea made by his wife and held it in his hand, looking at the cat with gentle eyes.

Before he fainted, he saw the black cat in the Forbidden City standing on the palace wall with anxious eyes.

He also made sure he didn't answer the phone.My wife only thought that he had a bad memory because he was old and forgot, but in fact he remembered very clearly, such things cannot go wrong.And he passed out in the snow and was found in the break room.The inexplicable failure of the surveillance at that stage made Lao Xia feel even more certain in his heart.

These cats are unusual.

He looks at kittens now and likes them even more.Just like parents watching their children, they carefully and patiently teach them not to go with strangers and not to eat food given by strangers.

Both Ayun and Concubine Rong knew what he said, and the two cats still raised their heads, as if they were listening seriously.Those who have died once especially know the value of life and the horror of death.Most people in the world cannot escape birth, old age, sickness and death. When they are alive, the time they can spend together is extremely precious.

The people who turned into cats didn't know how long they could live, and they didn't know how long Lao Xia could live.Taking every minute and every second of being together seriously is the only thing they can do.

"Eat fish, eat fish." Mrs. Xia made a large plate of steamed fish, prepared a clean plate for the two cats, filled it with fish, rice, and some soup, and put it on the table.

"Don't knock it down, be careful."

The old lady Xia touched Concubine Rong's smooth and soft fur, she couldn't put it down.

"Meow meow!" Concubine Rong nodded.

Old Madam Xia's eyes lit up, she smiled again, but said nothing.

He just looked at Lao Xia and didn't make a sound.This kind of thing is good to know.The two people and the cats sat around the table, and after a meal, they were harmonious.

After Ayun and Concubine Rong went back, they told everyone about Lao Xia's physical condition, and the other cats decided not to visit Lao Xia's house.

Nan Qiao was worried, and said that she would take Si Qingyan to have a look tomorrow.

"If you want to see it, it's fine. Nan Qiao, you have to go through the gate. If you walk through the railing, you will get stuck." Ayun was too full today, so he didn't eat the cat food that was delivered at the designated spot in the afternoon.She licked the fur on her paws, her posture lazy.

"Okay, okay, I got it!" Nan Qiao tried to make the cat's claw look ok, but the cat's claw was a bit short, so he could only make a fist to cheer himself up.

At night, Nan Qiao took Si Qingyan outside to breathe, and whispered,

"Do you know why I'm going?"

"Meow." Si Qingyan looked innocent.

"Hehehe, I smell fish on them!" Nan Qiao covered her mouth and snickered.

"Maybe I can have a full meal! I eat cat food every day, and the taste of birds has faded from my mouth!"

Nan Qiao patted Si Qingyan's head, looking like a big brother leading a little brother, and said:

"Learn a bit. When you have one-third of my wisdom, the world will be in your palm."

Si Qingyan still looked innocent.

"If you weren't such a powerful prince, I would never bring you to enjoy this kind of blessing, nor would I pass on such secrets to you."

"You have to be filial to me when you grow up, you know?"

"Just meow if you know."

Si Qingyan didn't meow for a long time.

Nan Qiao sighed in disappointment, walking lonely.

Soon Nan Qiao thought of an important question and murmured:

"What should I bring to see Lao Xia tomorrow?"

He's having a hard time choosing.

Catch a dead mouse, or send a flower?

The former is more like a cat, while the latter is more elegant and more in line with my own wishes.

Maybe you can pick up something good in the palace.

With such an unrealistic idea in mind, Nan Qiao crawled around in the grass.

Si Qingyan followed behind Nan Qiao.Nan Qiao is too fat, and usually walks slowly, making it easy to follow.

Soon, Nan Qiao found something bright yellow.

"This color! It must be a good thing!"

Nan Qiao got into the grass excitedly, but the branches there grew too densely, Nan Qiao couldn't get through, and the fat claws were too short to reach.

All this does not bother the witty Nan Qiao.He broke off a branch, enough and enough, and finally pulled the thing out.

Its graceful and smooth lines speak of its noble material, and when it is pressed, it will emit a terrifying sound that goes straight to the soul. The smile is sweet and full of affinity, and the red lips symbolize its health.

What a yellow duckling!It is the kind of cute and lively little yellow duck that can float in the bathtub after taking a bath!

Nan Qiao was very disappointed.

He pushed the duckling in front of Si Qingyan.

"Prince, the gift prepared by the emperor for you."

Si Qingyan remained calm.

Nan Qiao pressed the little yellow duck with his paw.

"Boogie-boogie-"

The little yellow duck makes regular sounds.

"..." Si Qingyan looked at the little yellow duck with a sweet smile, her eyes dull.

"gave it to you."

Nan Qiao sent the little yellow duck to Si Qingyan's paw.

Si Qingyan quickly moved away.He's past the age of playing with this stuff.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this thing doesn't bite."

Nan Qiao made a few more useless attempts, and finally had to give up the plan to give the little yellow duck to Si Qingyan.Let's give it to Lao Xia, this is something that human beings like, and Lao Xia should like it.

Si Qingyan was finally relieved that the little yellow duck was not forced.

In the evening, Nan Qiao finished chatting with a few netizens and started watching dramas with other cats.

They not only follow dramas, but also watch variety shows and videos cut by cp fans, just like countless netizens.It's just that the only channel they have access to information is this mobile phone, and their common sense is not as good as that of ordinary people in many aspects.

"Hey, the membership will expire after twelve o'clock, and the last 60 yuan, do you want to recharge as a member?"

Cats are very confused.

Good-looking movies and TV shows require VIP... If there is no membership, much happiness will be lost.

"What if I need it urgently later?"

"There are many places where money is used."

"We're missing too many things."

Given the choice, every cat would like to be human.

But they have been cats for more than three years, and their bodies have not changed at all. It seems that they have no hope of becoming humans.

Even if you can't become a human being, then it's good to live in a big, clean and spacious house, to be able to bathe with hot water every day, to eat what you want, and to have a job.

This is too difficult for them.

The 60 yuan is all their savings.Nan Qiao has been playing games for so long, he is reluctant to spend a penny to buy skins, but he is willing to watch dramas as a membership for everyone... Now this little money can no longer be easily spent anyway.

"How about, let's pick up the bottle." Doctor Yu Shi suggested.

"This is no problem...but how to sell it???"

Nan Qiao was shocked.

Is it necessary for a cat to drag a snakeskin bag to sell bottles?That would be too weird.

"At that time, let's look at online part-time jobs together, maybe there is something we can do."

"That's all it takes."

After some serious discussion, this topic is closed.

Si Qingyan was also thinking about when to expose her.He also didn't want to see these cats being unhappy, it was just a matter of becoming a member... The problem was how the cat could successfully become a member.

The next day, Nan Qiao took Si Qingyan and the little yellow duck to see Lao Xia.Nan Qiao ate so much that she couldn't walk, Si Qingyan also drank half a bowl of fish porridge, her whole body was warm.Lao Xia turned on the TV, and Nan Qiao and Si Qingyan were watching.Right now, the TV is showing commercials.

"8848 titanium mobile phone, titanium alloy body, wrapped in calfskin imported from the Netherlands, high-definition retina screen, 128G memory, 1300 million high-definition camera, paying tribute to a successful life..."

"8848 titanium mobile phone, exclusive one-to-one security key, automatic alarm within ten meters of human-machine separation..."

"Invisible dialing, encrypted calls, communication without traces, happiness is often shared, but pain is often hidden, this is a man..."

"Success is not about being far-sighted, but about standing on a high ground, strategizing, and controlling the future... This is the way to have the world in mind! The goal of the pinnacle, the spirit of titanium, let us pay tribute to a successful life!"

Nan Qiao looked at the TV screen excitedly.

God!There is such a good thing!Why has he never seen it on his phone!Oh my god, why in the world should there be such a great mobile phone, it completely crashed into his heart.In the world, no one is more suitable for this phone than him!Especially the sentence, "Happiness is often shared, but pain is often hidden, this is a man", so true!

Nan Qiao almost cried.

I should also have such a mobile phone!

If he hadn't thought that this was Lao Xia's house, he would have wanted to scream.

Si Qingyantuan was sleeping on the sofa.Lazy, very comfortable.Inadvertently saw Nan Qiao looking at the TV screen with tears in his eyes, and when Si Qingyan looked over, the screen was playing "Kidney Treasure, he is good and I am good".

Si Qingyan instantly understood something.

Maybe Nan Qiao's body has some problems...

After watching TV for about an hour or two, Nan Qiao reluctantly left Lao Xia's house.While it's nice, it's not for an extended stay.It's not good to bother two old people for a long time.Those two, mixed with honey and oil, made people feel sour when they saw it.

Nan Qiao is also a person who used to have three thousand beauties in the harem, but his beauties all prefer the empress and concubine Rong.The queen empress has a noble and dignified character and is kind to everyone in the palace, while Concubine Rong has a face that is all over the country and the city. Anyone who sees her, regardless of gender, wants to hold her in their hands and let this beauty last forever.

Nan Qiao sighed.What else can I do? One day is one day.

Si Qingyan followed Nan Qiao back to the dark room, and before leaving, sent the two elders of the Xia family a ray of spiritual energy.Although it is impossible to live and die with human flesh and bones, after all, it can make people stronger and less afflicted by diseases.

"Nan Qiao, we may have encountered a liar!"

As soon as Si Qingyan went back, she heard Ayun's anxious voice.

"What liar? What's the matter?" Nan Qiao was also anxious.Is something important happening?

"Look at this message..." Ayun showed Nan Qiao the message on the phone screen.Si Qingyan also leaned over to take a look, and after a quick glance, she guessed the general idea.

What is displayed on the screen is a part-time job advertisement.

"Urgently recruiting courier number entry staff, mothers and students can do it, easy to operate, salary is settled daily, no ID card is required, and you can earn 50-300 yuan a day. Computer and mobile phones can do it. Believe it or not, honest and reliable. You Are you still worried about your baby’s milk powder money? Are you still worried about pet food? You can join the group to take on the task..."

"Such a high salary?" Nan Qiao was stunned.

"We also saw that the salary was so high, so we were moved. We didn't expect that damn liar to let us join the group and pay the membership fee to do the task."

"You won't hand it in, will you?" Nan Qiao covered her fragile heart, feeling that she couldn't breathe.

"..."

The cats all lowered their heads.

"The membership fee is not high... We paid the lowest membership fee, 58 yuan, and it was paid in two installments... The other party asked us to type, and we typed. They said that the money had been transferred, and sent us a screenshot , and then asked us to transfer the money over there, and they were in a hurry. They said that we only need to wait for three to five minutes and the account will arrive."

"But we waited for a long time and still haven't received the money. Now our account has been kicked out of the group and blocked. I asked friends in other groups, and they all said that the money would not come back."

Ayun explained the general process of the matter.

"It's okay, money can always be earned, maybe we can find another mobile phone."

Everyone was disappointed, Nan Qiao rubbed his face and forced a smile.There are several boxes of gold, silver and jewelry next to the dark room, but unfortunately there is no way to use them.

Lao Xia...will have to see if he can be trusted.

No cats watch TV all night.

I run out of money, and soon it will be time to pay the phone bill, and there will be no traffic at that time, what should I do?

Thinking of this, everyone is so desperate.

Si Qingyan felt that this could not go on.

Should I reveal my identity?Then... can you still get along with them like this?