Taoist fast crossing

Working in a pawn shop is too tiring. This time, Si Qingyan wants to experience a peaceful and salty life. In the end, she can make money while lying still every day, eat and drink well, and don't have to worry about anything.

He chose a harmonious and stable world, reincarnated randomly, it seems that he is not human?That's okay too.During the pregnancy process, it was rare to be peaceful, and he finally had a long sleep.

This dream is too long.

The vermilion palace walls reflect the ancient plum blossoms, the bright yellow glazed tiles are particularly bright in the snow, the white marble steps have been cleaned, and a round of fiery red sun slowly rises from the top of the hall. The snow on the tiles is mixed with broken gold, dazzling.From time to time, tourists pose in enchanting poses and frantically adjust the filter, in order to capture the immortal and heavy dunyong of this desolate royal ancient building.

Si Qingyan couldn't open his eyes yet, but felt a warm heat source around him, which seemed to be covered with fluff, and his body instinctively snuggled against it.

"I'm hungry."

A steady and powerful voice sounded from above Si Qingyan, very close.

"Nan Qiao, you can't eat any more. If you eat any more, you won't be able to walk, and you'll get sick."

The majestic female voice spoke serious words, but her tone was weak.It seems to have become numb to this matter.

"I'm keeping the kitten warm. I need energy, otherwise my body will get cold." The male voice said confidently.

"You'll get hot when you burn fat, Nan Qiao, you really should lose weight." The majestic female voice gradually faded away, as if she had gone to another place.

Si Qingyan was dumbfounded.

who is he?Where is he?what happened?

"Sister Rong boiled hot goat's milk, Nan Qiao, take the kitten over, be careful, and speak softly." The majestic female voice sounded again.

Si Qingyan was still confused.

But the nape of his neck was bitten and he picked it up.

The force was really light, and Si Qingyan almost fell out.

The thing that bit him... definitely wasn't human.

"Nan Qiao, I'm not talking about you, you're really too fat." Another light female voice sounded a little disgusted.

woohoo-

There was hot air blowing by Si Qingyan's side.

Nan Qiao wanted to refute that he was still holding the kitten in his mouth and could not speak.

Soon Si Qingyan was placed on the soft cushion, and the previously dry eyes were slowly opened due to the infiltration of tears that were automatically secreted.

What came into view was a huge cat face.

There are two layers of chin under the round cat face. The head, eyes and ears are orange, and the mouth is white. Because it is too round, this cat looks like a cat ball.It has the most standard fur color and body shape of an orange cat. Its eyes are narrowed and there is only one slit. It looks a bit contemptuous of all living beings. What's even better is that there is a "king" pattern on the cat's forehead, which immediately changes the artistic conception. It's different.

"Orange cats are so fat, even drinking water, can you blame me! My people like to make offerings to me... Wouldn't it be a shame for them not to eat them?"

The beard on his face trembled as he spoke, and Si Qingyan stared at the cat's face above him in a daze.

This cat can speak human language, which is really exciting.

Si Qingyan was very sure that the cat spoke human language, not cat language. When the cat spoke, the words were straight and pure.

"Hehe, your people call you Fat Tiger... Hahaha, you're so laughable." The light female voice came from a snow-white cat with a golden bell hanging around her neck. Her body was spotless, like a ball of snow, and her eyes were round. And Liang is a cat with different eyes, one gold and one blue, very special.

The "Wang" orange cat named Nan Qiao was angry at first, then said with a sneer:

"Bold concubine Rong! You snow cake is not much better than me."

"Stop arguing, let the kitten drink goat's milk first, and it will be cold later." The majestic sanhua cat gathered its paws, and carefully moved the kitten to the side of the plate with its meat pad.

That's right, Si Qingyan has now turned into a kitten.

When he looked down and saw his pink pads, he knew it.

"Shut up—"

Orange Elvis stuck out his tongue, but before he could lick it, he was slapped on the face by the three-flowered cat.

"Ah Yun, why are you hitting me? I just want to test the temperature of the kitten!"

Orange Elvis was a little wronged.

"It's shameless to snatch a child's milk." The white cat named Concubine Rong looked at the Orange Elvis Presley with contempt, and quickly moved away, as if she didn't want to look at him more.When I look at the kitten again, I instantly become gentle.

This body was both hungry and weak. Si Qingyan lowered his head and moved closer to the plate. At first he licked a couple of mouthfuls, but found that the temperature was just right and he would not get hot.

"Drink slowly, don't choke." The majestic female voice from Ayun, the three-flowered cat, sounded.

"Nan Qiao, where did you get this cat?" asked Concubine Rong, the white cat.

"On the food street nearby. The mother cat seemed to have eaten something wrong. The body was completely stiff. It was cold and not damaged, but it was frozen on the ground, and the sanitation workers couldn't even shovel it up. The other two kittens also froze to death. , This one is still breathing, I covered it for a while, and brought it back." Orange Elvis' tone was a little low, and he bowed his head in silence after speaking.

There was a moment of silence all around.

"Let's raise it first, and see if anyone adopts it when it's older." The majestic female voice was called Ayun by Nan Qiao, the orange cat king, and she was probably the central figure among these cats. After she finished speaking, the other cats began to nod .

There's more than one cat here.

There are several cat litters nearby, and four or five cats are surrounded by a mobile phone in a little distance, watching the drama seriously.

"Choose a name for the little cat. He looks alike to Nan Qiao. How about calling him Prince?" Ayun said.

"That's good, but when humans see it, maybe they will give it another name." Concubine Rong thought of the name she was given, and her hair was a little blown.At first, she didn't know what snow cakes were, until one day she saw the Wangwang snow cakes on the garbage packaging bag, and she realized it.Thinking of a white-clay dog ​​named Wangwang at the gate of the Forbidden City, she couldn't help it.

"It's raised here first, and we are the only ones who call it names." Nan Qiao lay on the soft cushion, licking his paws boredly.

"Nan Qiao, you already have a son, don't be so casual." Concubine Rong twitched her tail. Nan Qiao wanted to avoid it, but because of her overly fat body, she couldn't dodge completely, and was still twitched by her tail.

"Presumptuous! Bold Concubine Rong!"

Nan Qiao was extremely ashamed and indignant, and soon played a paw paw game with Concubine Rong.

The two cats slapped each other with their white and soft paws, and they were cute again.

A Yun looked at them with the eyes of a mentally retarded person.

Si Qingyan ate and drank enough, and collapsed on the soft cushion. Now half of his goal has been achieved, and the only thing left is to make money.

"Why doesn't this little cat bark? Is it sick?"

Ayun suddenly looked at Si Qingyan worriedly.

The cats watching the drama around turned their heads in an instant, and looked over in unison.

Si Qingyan lay on the mat and looked at them.

"Wow, he's so small."

"What a cute kitty."

"Wooooow, these eyes are so beautiful, golden!"

The big cats made human voices one after another.

"Is the kitten sick? Shall we send him to the excrement officer?" Concubine Rong leaned over, touched Si Qingyan's forehead with her paw, pondered for a moment, and said:

"Not hot."

"Everyone is a cat, why are you poking your forehead! You idiot!"

Nan Qiao swiped Concubine Rong with her tail, her eyes squinting.

"I see if he's hot or cold, don't you care about me?" Concubine Rong snorted coldly.

Si Qingyan counted, there are about nine cats here, each of them is smooth, fat and strong, and they seem to have a good standard of living.

"Prince, come, meow meow meow~"

Nan Qiao squatted down, pouted her buttocks, put the fat cat's face in front of Si Qingyan, and made a mid-spirited voice:

"Mi-ooo-meow-"

"Meow meow meow~"

Si Qingyan felt weird, seeing the worried faces of the cats around her, she meowed.

Nan Qiao breathed a sigh of relief.

"One more meow! Come on, prince, meow with mother and concubine~"

Concubine Rong also started meowing.

Except for Ayun, the other cats dispersed.

"Mother, Your Majesty, if you need help, please call us." A tortoiseshell cat with slightly thinning hair said, walking steadily and slowly.His voice sounds very old, like an old man in his 80s or [-]s, but he speaks clearly, giving people a loyal and reliable feeling.

"Prime Minister, you should go to bed early, don't stay up all night chasing dramas, their young people are in good health, we can't compare them." A slightly old female voice sounded, this is a blue cat, very stupid and cute, younger than the prime minister , about five or sixty years old, with a vicissitudes of tone.

"What the Empress Dowager said is that at our age, we should pay more attention, but we are cats now, night owls, of course we have to stay up late, and it is not too late to go to bed during the day." profound attitude.

"What is that Gege? There's a second part? Let's make another member. Let's finish reading it tonight, so we won't stay up late tomorrow."

The empress dowager of the blue cat showed a look of unsatisfactory expression.

"There is only 60 yuan in our account, alas, ma'am, you have to save some money..."

The prime minister sighed.

"I heard from those people that you can find resources online, and you don't need to be a member to read them." Concubine Rong showed wisdom in her eyes.

"We don't have wifi, and the resources have to be downloaded and decompressed, idiot."

Nan Qiao sighed deeply.

They can use that mobile phone to watch dramas now because there is a king card installed in the mobile phone, and no traffic is required when using a certain video or playing games under that company.

If it is downloaded, it will definitely cost a lot of traffic, and their little balance will be useless at all.

Nowadays people are popular to pay by mobile phone, almost do not carry cash, it is too difficult to get some money to spend.The mobile phone they owned together was picked up by Nan Qiao when the woman threw it into the grass when a couple quarreled at night.At that time, the girl wanted to get it back, but the boy was afraid that there would be snakes in the grass, so he said he would buy a new mobile phone for the girl, and they hugged each other sweetly and left.

"Alas... I think we should find a way to make money. It's not good to keep doing this..." Ayun's tone was vicissitudes, but the other cats were still lying on their mats, unwilling to move.

"Forget it, Ayun, we've all become cats now, what can we do to make money? If scientists catch us to dissect and do research, who can stand it?"

Nan Qiao sighed, and patted A Yun's head with his cat's paw.

He found that the kitten he picked up was staring at him intently, so he looked over with a smile and asked:

"Isn't it, Prince?"

"Meow." Si Qingyan didn't speak human words.If I suddenly speak now, the group of cats(?) will be scared to death.

"Look, our big prince thinks what I said is right!" Nan Qiao raised her plump chin proudly.

"Wake up, Dagan has been dead for 100 years."

Concubine Rong stroked Nan Qiao's head with her paw, showing a sympathetic look.

All the cats present were slightly melancholy.