Taoist fast crossing

Si Qingyan held his teacup, thinking about life.

Wei Sixian is very rich, but he doesn't pay too much attention to it. The teas he buys recently are all high-end teas that Jiang Yao ordered online.In fact, he just looked at it. He didn't intend to waste it at first, but Jiang Yao said that good tea is good for the body, and aromatherapy should be used to maintain the corpse, so Si Qingyan let it go.

"Master, Youjian King has gone crazy."

Originally, Jiang Yao was cleaning the floor leisurely, when he suddenly heard You Jian Wang's recognizable wild laughter coming from the ground, he was a little puzzled.Could it be that the other party's injury has healed, and he wants to come out to make trouble again?

"I'll go take a look." Si Qingyan picked up the phone, seeing that the battery was running low, she stuffed a power bank into her trouser pocket.

"I'm with the master."

Under Si Qingyan's education, Jiang Yao completely got rid of the habit of bare buttocks, and put colorful big pants on his underwear and jacket.Although the matching is very strange, but he is good-looking, no matter how you wear it, it doesn't violate the harmony.

"Alright."

After all, Jiang Yao is more familiar than Si Qingyan.

What if I get lost again, it's unimaginable...

Today, Si Qingyan put on that "justice" black sweater again, and brought a high-voltage electric baton after thinking about it.The body is not very durable, so bring a weapon for self-defense.

It was past midnight, and the campus was silent.

Jiang Yao floated behind Si Qingyan with his bare feet, he would never walk if he could fly.As long as he doesn't want to, ordinary people can't see him, so don't worry about scaring others.

"what!"

As usual, Si Qingyan swept a bicycle and rode very intently. Suddenly, she heard the familiar screams coming from the front, so she speeded up.

Jiang Yao floated behind the bicycle, a little sad, why does this bicycle have no back seat?

"what--"

The screams were getting closer and closer, and the other party was also running towards this side.

"what!!!"

Maybe it was overly frightened, the other party was like a irascible groundhog, only shouting this sentence after tossing and turning, and howling broke the sound.

"Bishop! Help me!!!" The young man who was running away suddenly spotted Si Qingyan, his eyes lit up!

The woman in the red dress behind was also stunned. She seemed to have some impression of Si Qingyan, and asked tentatively:

"I... am I beautiful?"

The boy in the purple hoodie of "All Villains" yelled at the woman viciously:

"You are beautiful! You are so beautiful! You are so beautiful that your grandma has legs!! You are so beautiful that you can spread your wings in the sky, and you are so beautiful that you can ride a turtle in the sea!!!"

Shocked by such shocking words, the female ghost was stunned.

"I...I can't... ride a turtle..." For the first time, she didn't ask me if I was beautiful, but changed her line.

"Bishop, this lunatic has been chasing after me! Laozi is scared to death!"

The boy ran so fast that he almost collapsed. Seeing that the lunatic woman did not continue to approach, he sat down on the ground and gasped for breath.

"I..." The woman seemed to have forgotten her purpose, thinking about some important issue, and disappeared into the shadow of the tree without a sound.

"Go home early."

Si Qingyan continued to pedal the bicycle, and the boy hurriedly swept a bicycle on the side of the road to follow.

"She has no shadow... I dare not go back! Bishop, don't go!!! Take me!"

"Brother! Brother! Slow down!"

The car the boy swept was out of gas, no matter how much he pedaled, he fell behind Si Qingyan.

Looking back at the empty and quiet campus, he was so frightened that a huge force surged out of his body, and he actually stepped on the pedal of the bicycle out of the afterimage!

Even if I open a room outside tonight, I will never go back!

Riding to the school gate, Si Qingyan parked her bicycle and planned to hail a taxi. It would be even better if she could meet Lao Wang.

"Bishop, no, master, you accept me as an apprentice!"

"Just let me serve tea, pour water, wash your feet and warm your bed!"

What happened today made the young man agitated, he fell to his knees in front of Si Qingyan with a plop, begging bitterly.

Jiang Yao leaned over and blew on the young man's clean neck, showing a ferocious expression.Dare to steal Lao Tzu's business, the little guy really thinks his life is too long.

hiss--

The young man looked back, there was no one, and there was no wind blowing.He shivered, shivering, and goose bumps all over his body.

"Master, please accept me..."

"Get up and talk first." Si Qingyan looked at the flickering spiritual light on the young man, and stretched out his hand to pull him up.

This is a sign of spiritual awakening.

"I feel a little cold." The boy rubbed his arms and took a deep breath.

"Take a taxi?"

A bright red taxi stopped in front of Si Qingyan, under the street lights, there was no shadow of the taxi.

There was some peculiar smell in the car, which was nothing to Si Qingyan, whose sense of smell had declined. The young man covered his nose, and followed him into the car in order to learn from his teacher.He frowned, a little dissatisfied:

"Why does it smell like salted fish...Master, did you install salted fish just now?"

The driver was a man in black sunglasses, silent and shaking his head stiffly.