Taoist fast crossing

The crazy demon man who delusional time travels is beating wildly.

She is walking towards me.

"Come on!"

"Come on!"

The girl in white came with a clear voice and a lingering smile.

The madman's body trembled when he delusional time travels through.

God!Am I Yang Guo?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is too happy!

I must punch Yin Zhiping and kick Li Mochou to marry Xiaolongnv, practice more advanced martial arts, and reach the pinnacle of life!

"Where did you go, why can't I find you?"

She was getting closer and closer, and she could even smell a vague fragrance, clear and distant, lingering in the white clothes, not like a person in the world.

The crazy man who wanted to time travel was very excited, started to tremble, and let out a cooing sound of unknown meaning.

Um?Something is wrong?

What the hell is cuckoo?

"Auntie, I'm going to fetch honey."

A one-armed handsome man flew from the forest, and his qinggong skills were the same as Xiaolongnv's.

"Seeing that you were still asleep, I didn't call you."

Yang Guo hugged Xiao Longnv and smoothed her messy hair.

The delusion of traveling through the madman's heart seems to be pierced by thousands of swords, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv have both, so who is he!

"what--"

The delusional man who wanted to time travel raised his head and let out a roar of grief and indignation.

It was a bird chirping in my ears.

The man who wanted to travel through the madman lowered his head, looked at his slightly bald feathers, and screamed again.

"Brother Diao, Brother Diao!"

"What’s wrong with you!"

Yang Guo approached, and the crazy man who wanted to time travel was trying to dodge, Xiao Longnv threw out a few silver needles to pin the crazy man in place.

God!Why did labor and capital become a vulture! ! !

So angry!

"Brother Diao, don't move, I'll see if you're sick..."

Xiao Longnv first checked the exterior of the divine sculpture, and found that it had no external injuries, and then went to check the internal strength, and there were some ups and downs due to emotional changes, but there was no internal injury.

"No problem." Xiao Longnu was very puzzled.

"Brother Diao is screaming so badly, let's try to release the acupoint first." Yang Guo also looked confused.

After the silver needle was pulled out, the crazy man who wanted to travel through time did not dare to howl anymore. He glanced at them sadly, walked towards the distance, gradually approached the river, and screamed angrily on the beach.

Si Qingyan looked at it for a while, then silently lit the wax for him.

It's a bit miserable, my little brother, I was stuffed with dog food.

The crazy man who was stabbed and stabbed again and again wanted to time travel too violently, and lost contact with the world of martial arts.

"Enter the next world?" Si Qingyan asked.

The madman who wanted to time travel nodded blankly.

Still holding the boundary bead, he began to imagine what world he should go to.

Forget it in the world of martial arts, it seems that I don't have the life of the protagonist at all.Even if you are Yang Guo, you only have one hand, so what's the point, can you lift your pants when you go to the toilet?How do you lift your pants?

Going to the ancient world this time, just be ordinary, be a literati, eat the king's salary, and share your worries.It is definitely not possible to start from scratch, at least you have to pass the imperial examination and go directly to the pinnacle of life...

Soon, he came to a new world.

He was surrounded by the crowd, praising and flattering him, and there were voices praising Juren Master everywhere.Fathers and villagers brought chickens, ducks and fish to give gifts. They were always looked down upon before, but now they all bow down.

awesome!So cool!

Wonderful!

This is the life a winner should have!

Si Qingyan watched with relish.

Suddenly, things turned upside down.

"Fan Jin, you missed!"

"It's a mistake in the name!"

The crazy man who delusional time travels through the tiger's body, but finds that things are not simple.

The common people around reacted very quickly, immediately found their things, carried them and ran away.

The crazy man who wanted to time travel was stunned, his body suddenly twitched uncontrollably.

"bingo……"

"bingo!"

Perhaps the original owner's obsession was deep enough, and the crazy demon man was still muttering about delusional time travel.

He danced and ran out, feeling that none of this was real.

A burly man with a full face and a round waist rushed out, spat on his hands, rubbed them away, and slapped the bewildered and demented face of the crazy man who wanted to time travel!

(￣ε(#￣)crack╰╮o(￣▽￣///)

(///￣▽￣)o╰╮crack(￣#)3￣)

"Beast, what did you win?" Hu Tuhu asked vigorously.

Si Qingyan couldn't bear to close her eyes.

It's too awful.

This time, the madman who wanted to time travel was a little sluggish when he came out, as if he had been spoiled.

"The third world." Si Qingyan patted the shoulder of the crazy man who wanted to travel through, hoping to give him some courage.

"Love really needs courage to face gossip~"

The crazy man who wanted to time travel suddenly started singing, injecting energy into himself.

This time, he didn't want to play in the middle school, and he wanted to become an official directly.

There are only three things, this time it will definitely work.

Early in the morning, the crazy man who wanted to travel through time went to court with a group of colleagues, with a serious expression and a secret joy in his heart.This time it finally works!

"Recently, I have to offer a strange animal. Tell me, is it a deer or a horse?" A feminine male voice sounded.

The man who delusional time travels through the madman took a closer look, this one with two horns, isn't it just a deer?

"Deer." The crazy man who wanted to time travel said without thinking.

"Drag down, chop."

Others talked about horses one after another, delusional to travel through time, and the madman suddenly understood something.In my day, I not only participated in pointing a deer into a horse, but also acted as a chicken in killing chickens to warn monkeys.

Great head, cut off with one knife.

"The fourth time." Si Qingyan was a little numb.

The madman who delusional time travel has calmed down a lot.

Not being an official, well, I just want to start a small business and make a fortune from the humble beginnings, so this is the head office.

Opening his eyes again, delusional time travel, the crazy man looked at the pork in front of him, lost in thought.Turned into a butcher?Do you wait and see first or just slip away?It doesn't seem worthwhile to waste an opportunity.

"You want ten catties of lean meat, cut it into simmered meat, don't see any fat on it."

A tall and powerful man patted the table.

The delusional man who wanted to time travel started to cut the meat, silently gritted his teeth and persisted.

After cutting for a long time, the strong man came again and said:

"If you want another ten catties of fat, don't see some fine ones on it, but also cut it into simmered seeds."

The crazy demon man who delusional time travel continued to work hard.

I kill kill kill kill!

Chop chop chop chop chop!

Suddenly, I feel that these words seem familiar, and I always feel that I have heard them before.What are the keywords?

"Another ten catties of inch-gold cartilage should be chopped finely to make simmered meat. Don't see the meat."

The strong man said again.

A flash of inspiration flashed in the madman's mind, as if he had understood something, and was opening his mouth.

The opponent punched in the chest, and a huge force passed through the chest in an instant.

puff-

It was another punch, and my mind went numb.

One last punch. game over!

"How do I know he is Lu Zhishen... If I knew, I wouldn't dare to sell meat at the stall."

The delusional cross-travel man muttered to himself, it seemed that his spirit had suffered quite a shock.

"The fifth world."

I don't want to think about anything, just live a normal life.This time, there must be absolutely no enemies, and no flirting or bullying. Just be simple, and hope to live a little longer.

Delusional to travel through time The crazy demon man carried a burden and returned from the street. He always felt that the people around him looked at him with an indescribably strange feeling.It's all hesitating to talk.

Is there something wrong with me?

After returning home, the beautiful wife came over to serve him attentively, serving tea and water, very happy.Although it couldn't be compared with his previous life, it was still a novel experience.

The delusional man who wants to time travel is full of food and drinks, and is a little tired. He really wants to do something happy, such as the great harmony of life.Suddenly, my heart suffocated, as if I had been stabbed.

The madman who delusional time travel finally understands what is wrong with him.It seems that the health is not good, so other people will show strange eyes.Everyone should be envious of my frail body, but I have a young and beautiful wife.

Thinking of this, the door creaked.

The delusional time-traveling madman looked up, the beautiful wife came over with a medicine bowl, the water snake twisted her waist, very attractive.She smiled coquettishly and said:

"Dalang, it's time to drink medicine!"

After a lot of struggle, he was held down and given medicine, and he slumped on the bed weakly, like a salted fish that had lost his dreams.

"The sixth world." Si Qingyan felt that this single business deal seemed impossible. Five worlds had passed, and the world after that also had an ominous premonition.

The crazy man who wanted to time travel took a deep breath.

This time, I don't want a wife, especially a beautiful one.

This world must be free, without restraint, without red tape, do what you like, and pursue whoever you like, and don't fix those fake ones.Hong Xing will get out of the wall when she gets out of the wall, why poison me to death, there is something wrong, and I get angry when I think about it.

A gust of cool wind blew by, wearing an animal skin skirt, the delusional man who traveled through the vacuum inside felt a burst of coolness, clamped his legs, and instantly felt that this was a bit erotic.

He looked up at the rugged cave, and there was no wavering in his heart.

Really free.

Surrounded by a group of primitive people holding wooden sticks and stone axes, wearing animal skin skirts of similar styles and different fur colors.

Going out for a stroll in the afternoon, everyone saw a flock of sheep, and wanted to kill a few and take them home to eat.

The delusional time-traveling crazy man mixed in the crowd, and like other companions, threw stones at the sheep. Soon, he was scattered by the sheep, and the angry ram directly rushed towards him. The sharp horns made him suspicious of life.After a stunning pole vault operation, he managed to avoid the horns, which won a round of cheers.

The crazy man who wanted to time travel heaved a sigh of relief.

Transmigrating into a human, dying without a start is really too happy!Doing whatever you want, you can get the admiration from the savage brothers in the primitive society, as well as the appreciation and plundering eyes from the savage girls, this feeling... so happy!Still a little shy!

At night, a bonfire party.

Everyone happily sang songs and ate meat. Although it was a bit dirty, it was very artistic.

This is the state closest to nature, which makes people feel deeply.The bonfire jumping in front of you is not a simple flame, it is the germ of human primitive civilization, it is hope, it is dream!

The delusional time-traveling mad man rejected several girls one after another, he was polite without losing his demeanor, he combed his clumped hair amidst many surprised eyes, and showed a calm and breezy smile.

This is life.

boom--

A stick hit the back of the neck, knocking him unconscious and being dragged away by a burly savage girl.

In primitive society, you can pursue it directly if you like it. If it doesn't work, you can drag it away with a stick.

After a lot of struggle, the crazy man who wanted to time travel woke up.

He was greeted by many hot, wolf-like eyes.In this day and age, the status of men in the group is slightly lower than that of women, and no one will help him in such matters.

With tears in his eyes, the mad man who delusional time travel cut off his connection with this world, and slipped away like the wind.

Who the hell can stand it!