Taoist fast crossing

Si Qingyan was thinking about where to go in the next world, when she suddenly felt a familiar connection.In the universe where countless worlds are floating, a strange building is wrapped in a silver-white ball of light, similar to an ancient pawn shop, with a big pennant hanging at the door, which says "Dang".The couplet on the left is that if you don’t have money, don’t enter this door, and on the right is that you can do whatever you want if you have money, and the horizontal comment is that everything is money.So straightforward?

When Si Qingyan came to the door of the pawnshop, the door opened automatically, and a mechanical female voice said, "Welcome." It's probably like a product in the world of elementary technology, which welcomes you as soon as you enter the door, and says "Thank you for your patronage" when you go out. .The pawn shop is covered with black floor tiles, which look extremely hard and low-key.A very ordinary beckoning cat was waving on the tall counter. Seeing Si Qingyan come in, the beckoning cat said:

"Our boss is sleeping~"

"Wait a minute~"

"Pretty boy sitting there~"

Lucky Cat has a Cantonese accent, which suits its appearance very well.

Si Qingyan then walked towards the place it pointed to. There was a row of sofas over there, which were soft and comfortable, and the whole person was almost sunken when sitting on it.This sofa is not artificial leather, it seems to be the skin of some large wild animal.

Si Qingyan was thinking that he was related to something in this pawn shop, when a yawning sound sounded from behind the counter, it was soft, it seemed to be a very young girl.

"Ow~"

She didn't seem to wake up, and suddenly sat on the counter, her slender eyelashes drooping, stained with a little mist.

"He is a powerful person..."

"You seem to have dropped something on me."

"But it's too heavy."

"Come and see with me?"

Si Qingyan nodded.

The little girl jumped off the counter and led Si Qingyan to the dark side.She is wearing a black-bottomed cheongsam covered with silver thread peonies and brocade cloud patterns. The patterns float in the dark with light and shadow, reminiscent of some exquisitely crafted ancient objects, bronze tripods or porcelain, and the smoke and beacon of distant dynasties.She didn't wear shoes on her feet, but she was supported by an invisible air current when she walked, and only the crisp sound of bells colliding around her ankles could be heard.

"I'm sorry, I don't have any suitable shoes to buy."

She yawned, and she was a little milky when she spoke, like a kitten that hasn't grown up.The smooth long hair is like a black brocade, hanging behind her back, with a few dull hairs on the top of her head, and baby fat remaining on her face, she is very cute from any angle, especially when she is speaking seriously.

"Miss, please come in."

When the huge bronze door urn spoke in a low voice, it also opened the door.

"Idiot, how many times have I told you to call the master, the boss!"

She kicked the bronze door as if discouraged.

"Hey woo woo woo woo..." The fake cry of the bronze door echoed in the long corridor, and there was no positive response.

Si Qingyan wanted to laugh a little.

She seemed to realize that her behavior was slightly inappropriate, coughed twice, and pretended nothing happened.As if he felt that it was too obvious that he was trying to cover up, he explained:

"This kind of large-scale utensil is relatively stupid after it produces wisdom. Do you understand what I mean?"

Si Qingyan nodded.

"Do you really understand?" she asked again.

Si Qingyan continued to nod,

"Ah."

I see.

Even if the young cubs have powerful abilities, the subordinates will still develop maternal instincts, and they can't wait to hold the cubs in their hands and pet them.

"Here, is this your thing?"

She finally stopped and showed Si Qingyan the huge black ball.

This ball is pitted, like the back of the moon, maybe it is indeed a planet.Because the color is too deep, it looks more like a huge black coal ball.The pressure caused the ground to sink slightly, and the cracks on the floor kept appearing and healing.

"Yes." Si Qingyan didn't expect to see her old things after many years.

"Lord...Master..."

A pair of watery eyes suddenly appeared on the black ball.

The little girl was visibly taken aback.

"I thought this guy was dead."

"Master, is master finally going to take me out?" Black Ball asked excitedly.

It ignores everyone except the owner.

"We can't go out for the time being, so let's settle the expenses." When she said this, her eyes were bright and she was looking forward to it.

A golden abacus appeared out of nowhere in Bai Nen's paws, and began to settle the accounts cracklingly.

"Temporarily calculate the storage fee, maintenance fee, storage fee, and annual fee..."

"Based on thousands of years, I have picked up this briquette for 3 years, and the total cost is..."

"One seven is seven, two 78, three seven 41..."

"Your arithmetic..." Si Qingyan interrupted her.

"What arithmetic?" The little girl was confused.

"Since you and I are one of the few gods, can I give you a [-]% discount?" she said.

"... Master woo woo woo... let's go..." Hei Qiu cried first.

It knew how poor Si Qingyan was.

"How about it... I want to go out to play recently, but the pawn shop can't be closed, and there is no suitable person to replace me. If you help me look after the shop, the fee will be written off, how about it?"

The little girl looked at Si Qingyan expectantly.

"can."

Si Qingyan had no burden, and agreed to replace the debt with work.

"Great! Sign the contract!"

She immediately took out a long piece of parchment, and after some “precise” calculations, she wrote her name—Hua Liang—behind the bill of more than ten meters.

The contract did not specify the duration, only "a period of time".

This is very maneuverable, of course, Si Qingyan doesn't mind staying for a long time.

"You are so easy to talk, you are a very nice person at first glance! I won't play for a long time, after all, this is my hometown, I will come back after I go out for a while!"

Hualiang is a little satisfied.

In fact, she is a very generous person. If the other party looks like he is letting you slaughter him, she will not know how to use the knife.

"Okay, you'll stay here with me for the last three days to see how to butcher...receive...guests..."

"Okay." After Si Qingyan signed her name, she found that she also had a lot of authority in this pawnshop.

"I feel like you and I hit it off right away, how about we become brothers?"

"As long as you call me big brother, I will let you..."

Hua Liang is in a great mood, she hasn't seen a god for a long, long time.I thought that there was only her last god in the world, but I didn't expect there to be another one!

Si Qingyan looked down at this little cub who was a bit greedy for money.

The temperature in the hall dropped instantly.

"Then what... brother... brother..."

Feeling like being stared at by some terrifying beast, Hua Liang stammered and shouted twice, suddenly felt something was wrong, cleared her throat, and said to other creatures in the shop:

"From now on, you can just call him Second Boss."

Even if she gives in, she is still the biggest boss in name.Obviously it is no longer the era of gods, why is this old guy so strong?It's so unfair.

"Good boss!" The Lucky Cat, the bronze door, the floor, and the entire pawn shop responded loudly.

When Si Qingyan got to the back of the counter, she realized that there was a large space there. Inside was a hanging basket covered with a thick and soft white blanket, and a chicken leg pillow was placed on it. Judging from the depression on the pillow, Hualiang should be Just fell asleep.

"You can sleep if you want, I'll get you a new one."

Hua Liang put away her chicken leg pillow, and brought out a new, larger hanging basket covered with a soft black blanket, and put a pig's trotter pillow inside.

"It's boring here, very boring."

"There is no Internet, and there is no fun. I have played the single-player game to the end. You can reset it and play it again. You can also play poker with the guy in the pawn shop, but Ah Cai...that is, Lucky Cat, it's a poker player, no one has ever won it...it's just boring."

"There is also the floor, you can call it little brother, it likes to eat garbage."

"If there is something blind to death here, just let the little brother deal with it."

Hua Liang smiled, narrowing her eyes slightly.

"The bronze door is called Zhima, and the password is Zhima to open the door, and the whole pawn shop has its own consciousness, but it rarely speaks, and it only appears when there are big orders. Its name is Puppy."

"Before betting with me, whoever loses will be called a puppy, it's obvious."

"..." Si Qingyan remained silent.

Looking at the dangerous light in Hua Liang's eyes, one can tell that none of the surviving gods is stupid and sweet.

"Don't worry, they're all fine."

As soon as Hua Liang finished speaking, there was a welcome voice at the door.

A drunken girl walks in, carrying a wine bottle.

"What are you doing here?"

"Woooooooo..."

She stared drunkenly at the two beautiful unreal guys in the pawn shop.

"Is there anything you need?"

Hua Liang was still sitting on the counter, her expression instantly became completely indifferent, looking very unkind.

"I want to pull out my wisdom teeth, but the wisdom teeth are impacted, so expensive..."

"I lost my relationship today, failed the exam, failed my exam, got inflammation of my wisdom teeth, and I'm in a bad mood."

The girl shed tears hard, her cheeks were swollen high.

"Does that mean you don't want your wisdom teeth?" Hua Liang looked down at her, narrowing her eyes slightly, looking a bit dignified.

"No more."

The girl on the ground nodded repeatedly.

"Start trading."

Hua Liang walked down from the counter, and at some point in her hand appeared a huge electric drill.

"Is it...so scary?"

The girl covering her face rolled and crawled, trying to escape.

At some point, the door of the pawn shop was closed.

Hua Liang held up a sparking electric drill, and approached step by step with an indifferent arc at the corner of her mouth.

The girl was weak, pitiful and helpless, with tears in her eyes, shrunk to the corner of the wall, shook her head frantically, and wanted to struggle, when a big hand suddenly stretched out from the wall and stabbed her neck with a knife, the girl fainted with horror all over her face.

Mom save me!I met the Chainsaw Massacre!

Then Hua Liang was like a villain, opening the girl's mouth and doing whatever she wanted.

Drills, saws, axes, tweezers...

After some violent torture, the girl's wisdom teeth disappeared, and she fell to the ground vomited blood.

Si Qingyan's scalp tingled when she saw it. Is this what a fucking pawnshop should do?

He doesn't seem to be getting his wisdom teeth pulled.

"It's very simple, just knock her out and pull out the wisdom teeth."

Hua Liang showed a pure smile.

If you ignore her bloody hands, she is still a very cute and harmless little girl.

The stone hand was automatically stretched out on the floor to help the girl on the ground stop bleeding and apply medicine to wipe the blood, all done in one go.

"Little brother is always so self-conscious."

"What can wisdom teeth be replaced with..."

"It seems that nothing can be replaced."

Hua Liang thought for a while, then took out two big white rabbit toffee from the drawer under the counter, and put them into the fainted girl's palm.

"If you have tooth decay, you can come again."

The awakened girl was standing in an alley near the police station. This was a blind spot for monitoring. She was a little dazed. Looking down, there were two big white rabbits in her hand.

What just happened?

Why are the four wisdom teeth in my mouth gone?

Oops!Someone took my wisdom teeth!

She walked to the police station in a daze, trying to report the crime, but in the end the enthusiastic police uncle called her parents, and her mother grabbed her ear and scolded her back.

"Really... just two people... they are so good-looking, push me to the ground and pull out my wisdom teeth..."

"You liar!"

The girl was slurring and whining, but her mother didn't listen to her, she kept chug like a pea shooter, there was no way, the girl could only peel a candy and stuff it into her mother's mouth.

"I didn't find you all night, I was scared to death."

"Mom, I don't dare... I won't go out at night again."

The screen ends, Hua Liang nods in satisfaction.

"Look, it's a good deal." Hua Liang held a small glass bottle in his hand, which contained the phantoms of four wisdom teeth.As a special existence, wisdom teeth can be stripped out by pawnshops and used to plot against others.

"If anyone wants to take revenge on their boss, the emperor, etc., they can spend money to buy these wisdom teeth, and I can make another fortune by installing them for them."

Hua Liang explained.

Si Qingyan nodded, so it was so.

What a little wit.

"Okay, that's about it. There are a lot of things in the pawnshop. You should familiarize yourself with them first. You can do the next order. If it suits you, I can go out to play soon."

Hua Liang stretched her waist, looking very at ease.

"Okay, I understand." Si Qingyan felt that she should be qualified for the new job.