Taoist fast crossing

"Even if we want to make peace with them, we must have some leverage."

"What I'm saying is, we still have to use Lingyue to attack."

"Yile, I need to trouble you to go to Taiyi Palace."

……

After some discussion, the Yuzu formulated a battle plan again.

Yile looked at the beautiful female disciples outside, and wanted to send them away.If the incident happens, they will definitely be implicated.There is no one with particularly high cultivation base among them. Let them go out now, and the end will not be good.

He can be cruel to all living beings, but some acquaintances in front of him can't bear to think that they will die.

"There is a secret place in the palace, you stay there for a while, wait for me and the Palace Master to come back, and then pick you up."

After thinking about it, Yi Le notified the other disciples.Let them go to a place shrouded in gray mist.Although the place is barren and the aura is thin, it is very safe.

"Holy Son, where are you going?"

"Not far, don't worry."

Although the Bliss Palace is thousands of miles away from the Taiyi Palace, there are countless teleportation circles in the middle, as long as there are enough spirit stones, the sky and the earth are big, and you can go anywhere.

Speaking of which, I haven't been separated from Lingyue for a long time, so I don't know what will happen when we meet again.

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At the beginning, the monks just wanted to update the discussion group. I heard that there are more functions and more fun.When I was downloading, I saw Happy Xiaoxiaole hanging there, and I couldn't help being curious. What kind of stuff is this? Can it really make people happy?Internet access does not require traffic, which cuts off a large part of the income. In order to ensure that there is a part of spirit stones for maintenance every year, some spirit stones need to be paid for downloading software on the forum, and disciples who are a little generous can afford it.The monks who dared to try new things hesitated and chose to spend this spirit stone.

Happy Xiao Xiao Le is easy to operate, and Si Qingyan has thoughtfully prepared a guide mode, just read it once and you will be fine.The monks thought it was easy when they first started, but it didn’t take long for them to pass more than a dozen levels, feeling bored and refreshing at the same time.I don't know why, but seeing the same small animals being eliminated, I feel very refreshed.Moreover, you can also see your ranking among your friends for each level, which has stimulated a large number of monks who like to compete for rankings.The monks who didn’t want to play didn’t regret it. Anyway, this game is a good way to pass the time. After quitting and watching, there are more than 1000 levels, which is enough to play for a long time.The monks who don't want to waste their brains have a good time, and the monks who buy items with krypton gold also have a good time. There are also brain-burning parties who try to find the best elimination solution, make tutorials and post them on the forum, winning a large number of fans.

"Is there another type..."

"When will Mr. Secretary make a new game? Although Xiaoxiaole is also very fun, I really want to play a new game, and I will definitely buy it when it comes out."

"According to reliable internal sources, the chief is working on a new game. Don't worry, just play slowly."

"The recently released anonymous function is very annoying. People scold me every day. It would be great if I could know who it is."

"It's too miserable. I heard that on the anonymous message wall of the Taiyi Palace, people confess their love every day."

"Do you know that Xiao Qiang who fell into the latrine? The one who tied with Senior Sister Yi Huan in the Taoist battle?"

"It's a lie, how could it be possible to fall into the toilet with a cultivation base in the foundation building period?"

"There are witnesses, it's scary."

"I can no longer look directly at Senior Brother Xiao Qiang. By the way, does he usually go to the forum? Does he play in the chat group? Has anyone added Senior Brother Xiao Qiang?"

"No, he seems to be practicing all the time and doesn't come out often."

Now not only Yaojie and Taiyi Palace have forums, but other sects also have forums. The biggest forum is Minglan Forum, which has a very large traffic, and many sects advertise in it.Si Qingyan checked the forums every day, and found that the most popular posts in the Taiyi Palace were the recent anonymous function, Happy Xiaoxiaole, Xiao Qiang dropped the toilet, and Taiyi Palace was haunted.

Shen Lan is very good at coming, after taking away Sang Li's hood, she never mentioned anything about the puppet.On Ye Fufeng's side, Shen Lan also had other explanations.The elders were clear in their hearts, but they didn't say anything.

Sure enough, it was right to run away. After a while, the sand sculptures will fade and disappear with the passage of time, and they will be able to return to the Taiyi Palace.Although the demon world is also very good and comfortable, it is still more comfortable in Taiyi Palace.

Although Si Qingyan was paralyzed every day, she did not waste her sword skills. With her eyes closed, she was still comprehending the meaning of the sword. When she was tired, she played some small games, such as 2048, Snake Snake, and 4399 small games, which were posted on the forum every few days , the price tag is cheap.

It is not easy to make a large-scale holographic game. It is similar to a fantasy world. The Taiyi Palace's Taihuan space is very good. Using this technology, a world can be constructed in that area.

When Si Qingyan left in a hurry, she forgot about the fish in Taiyi Palace, and when Ye Li sent Ye Sang and Soul Eater Tree to Demon World Kindergarten, he took the big fish with him along the way.

Originally, Si Qingyan had to pay tuition fees, but the demon cultivator who opened the kindergarten said that as long as Si Qingyan put their promotional post on the Minglan forum for a month, the three little demons would be free of tuition fees, and some of the spirit stones would be posted instead.

Si Qingyan agreed without hesitation.

The original school changed its name, and according to the traditional classification inherent in the blue ocean world, the entrance grade is determined through examinations.Both Big Fish and the Soul-Eating Dryad are stupid, and they can't read all the characters. Of course, they have to start reading from kindergarten. Ye Sang knows Chinese characters and can make alchemy. He was supposed to be in the first grade, but Ye Liqiang forced him into the kindergarten.In Ye Sang's words, there is no harm in reading more books, maybe you can learn useful things in kindergarten?

Si Qingyan felt that their advertisement was not innovative, so she handed it to Sang Li to revise it, and then the two shared the spirit stones together, making a lot of money while lying still.

A monk who clicks into the forum can see the top post at a glance——

"Little Monster Kindergarten is starting! What if the child is disobedient? Most likely he has never been to school."

Click in and you will see a paragraph from the heart.

"I am Master Yunhai. My son Yun Guangchuan was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child. He only practiced Qi when he was ten years old. He has poor aptitude and doesn't like to practice. He knows how to flirt with beautiful female cultivators at a young age. He can't even beat him. It's just such a lifeblood." Son, let him develop, he will be beaten to death in the future, or his cultivation base will be poor, and his lifespan will be exhausted, let me send a white-haired person to a black-haired person."

"After sending my son to kindergarten, he not only lost weight successfully, but also broke through to the fifth level of Qi training. He doesn't like to tease female cultivators, he only wants to practice, and he knows how to be filial to his elders. In the midterm exam of kindergarten, he got No. 1. Bought me a belt with the rewarded spirit stones. Thank you Little Monster Kindergarten for bringing my son back on track."

Accompanied by the text, there are accompanying pictures. The first picture is a little fat man with wretched eyes, staring at a female cultivator with big breasts and thin waist, who covers her face with a veil and has charming eyes.

The second picture is a boy carved in pink and jade, the future handsome can be seen between his brows, with a serious expression, holding a belt, with admiring eyes, and the words below it are, "Dad, I have grown up!"

Many monks who raised second-generation ancestors in their families were moved.

What is more terrifying than having a junior with bad qualifications?

There is an arrogant and domineering junior who can still be pampered and do whatever he wants.

In addition to Master Yunhai, there are other examples.

Because Ye Li wanted face, the Soul Eater Tree Demon was used as an example.Participating in this advertisement, the Soul-eating Dryad can receive a sum of spirit stones, and the poor Soul-eating Dryad will sell his body without hesitation.

"I am Ye Soul Eater from the Minglan Realm. I used to be ignorant and knew nothing. I came to the Demon Realm after I transformed into a form. I don't know how to support myself. Under the introduction of my friend, I came to the Little Monster Kindergarten. Because my family Poverty, the school waived part of my tuition fees, and other tuition fees can be loaned first, and I will pay back after I earn Lingshi. I met many friends in Little Monster Kindergarten, learned how to make weapons, alchemy, formations, and do The gourmet food in the demon world, after I graduate, I want to open a gourmet shop in the demon world, I hope everyone will take care of my business."

The picture below shows the soul-eating tree demon who was struck by lightning in tatters. After studying, he smiled brightly, and his small body was holding a pot of delicacy from the demon world. It was very touching to see.

All dryads like the surname Ye, just like the monsters in the water like the surname water, and the horse monsters like the surname horse, the name of the soul-eating tree monster is very casual.Maybe go to their clan land, call out a name casually, and several demon cultivators will turn around.

There has never been a sect in the demon world, and the same clans live together and take care of each other. In fact, there are many imperfections. If there is a school that can take care of the cubs, it will be good for busy demon cultivator parents.

This is the first time this kind of advertisement appeared in the Minglan world, and it attracted countless monks in an instant. Every day, the Xianwang account of Little Monster Beast Kindergarten was crowded with people who consulted, so I had to ask Si Qingyan to create an automatic reply function for them. , just like Taobao customer service.

Si Qingyan's ability to earn spirit stones was called by Sang Li as "both shemale and demon can make money, and both styles bloom".

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Ever since Lingyue went out to find her spiritual jade last time, a large shadow had grown in her heart, and she had completely sealed off the entrance to her cave. Even if she was manipulated again, she would never be able to leave.Now relying on Bigu pills and whitening pills every day, she plans to break through the Jindan stage immediately when her complexion returns to normal.

The communication jade talisman that had not been used for a long time suddenly rang.

Although the current monks all use the Jade Talisman of the Immortal Net, Lingyue devoted herself to cultivating the Immortal Net and did not study the Jade Talisman of the Immortal Net.Normally, I still rely on communication jade charms, and I only communicate with Xiao Qi.Recently Xiao Qi has been very kind to her, with a gentle and caring tone, which made Lingyue's bad mood a lot better.

"Lingyue, I'm Yile."

"When are you free, I brought you something."

Yile, who turned into gray mist and slipped into the Taiyi Palace, stole a disciple's identity jade token, and went into Ye Li's peak to steal a bottle of Yin-Yang Transformation Pill.

"No time." Lingyue has long since left the vulgar pursuit of love. In her eyes, cultivation is the happiest thing. There is no better feeling than becoming stronger.

"..." Yile was at a loss for words for a moment.Why is it different from what he thought?

"Ling'er, I really need you. I miss you, and I prepared a gift for you." Yile tried to awaken the tenderness in Lingyue's heart.

"There is nothing to show courteousness, rape or steal. You should be the former, but I can't satisfy you now, wait until I break through the golden core stage."

Lingyue is a little impatient, like a scumbag who doesn't miss old love when he puts on his pants.

"..." Yi Le was at a loss for words again.

It seems that they can only sneak into Lingyue's cave.

In his eyes, men and women are the same.

There is something wrong with Lingyue now, it must be her gender.The Yu clan who died last time was also a woman, if Lingyue was turned into a man, everything would return to the original track.

"Are you all right?" Lingyue said indifferently.

"It's okay." Yi Le was in a low mood.

"Don't look for me if you have nothing to do. I'm very busy and I have a lot of things to do every day." Even though Lingyue hid in the cave, she didn't give up her body training.