Taoist fast crossing

"One big one, one small one...hey, the small one should be bigger."

"Why is it still one big and one small... This side is small again, let's make it bigger..."

"It's so exciting, hehehe..."

A strange voice gradually came from behind, making Si Qingyan very disturbed.

"Is it done?" Si Qingyan asked after waiting for a long time.

"It'll be over soon." Sang Li touched and squeezed, laughing from time to time, making the atmosphere in the room weird.

"Can you see it?"

Sang Li put a loose Taoist robe on the puppet and made Si Qingyan turn his head to look.

"...I don't think so." Si Qingyan closed her eyes after taking a look.

So erotic.

The figure of this puppet is like the welfare heroine in the anime selling meat, with a bust like a basketball, which makes people wonder if it will explode if touched.That weird waist-to-body ratio makes people not want to take a second look.

"What do you think is not good? I think it's good."

Sang Li patted the puppet's chest, it was soft, full of elasticity, and gave him a sense of accomplishment.

"I don't think so, it's too scary, Ye Fufeng won't like it." Si Qingyan tried to make Sang Li make this puppet normal.

"What I want is that he doesn't like it." Sang Li plausibly said.

"It makes sense." Seeing that Sang Li insisted on going his own way, Si Qingyan could only nod.Anyway, he will draw the face, so there shouldn't be any problems then.

"This perfect figure... is enough to fascinate thousands of homeboys." Sang Li sighed, stroking the puppet's perfect figure, with a look of enjoyment on his face.

"Really? Then why don't I like it?"

"It means that you are not a nerd enough. After you run out, can you give me this puppet? Then you can change your face." Sang Li asked.

"Restrain yourself." Si Qingyan felt that the air around her was orange.

"What, you're thinking too much, don't you know about chest pillows and leg pillows? I just want to sleep comfortably, your thoughts are not pure at all." Sang Li looked down at Si Qingyan with a bright and upright look.

"I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof."

Si Qingyan arranged the materials and began to pinch the puppet master's face.

"If there is evidence, it's fine..." Sang Li muttered in a low voice, and stepped aside to make room for Si Qingyan.

"Make eyebrows first, do you want Korean-style flat eyebrows or unlined eyebrows?" Si Qingyan asked Sang Li while holding the pen, making sure of the position.

"How do I know, you just draw as you like, first draw a little thinner, and then thicker when it is not enough." Sang Li doesn't like to play with these things, he is very rough.

"First draw a pair of willow-leaf eyebrows, and then draw a pair of small eyes"

"The bridge of the nose is a little bit smaller, the mouth is a little bigger, a little freckles are added, and a butt-shaped chin... that's it."

Si Qingyan hastily finished processing her face and asked Sang Li to see the finished product.

"When I saw such a perfect figure, I thought the face was not important anymore. Now I realize that the face is also very important. Now I see the figure and feel that everything has become dull and painful." Sang Li covered his eyes, feeling that Si Qingyan more terrible.

She used her imagination, and it is normal to draw weird facial features.Si Qingyan's paintings are of ordinary facial features, and when they are combined together, they have a strange lethality, and they are a bit like Cao Cao in the Moonlight Box.

"This is still too exciting for me when I was young. I think you should add two double chins to her. You see she is so plump, she should be a little fatter."

Sang Li looked at the butt-shaped chin and always felt uncomfortable. After Si Qingyan added two double chins, the puppet's face became much more friendly.

"Let her sit up and have a look. I'll see if it's a killer from behind."

Sang Li can't wait to see what Ye Fufeng and Junior Sister Xiaoyu will look like when they face each other.

Si Qingyan asked the puppet to stand upright on the ground and look at it from all angles, and then Sang Li repaired the imperfections.Although having big breasts and peach buttocks is very exciting, if it is too big, it will look scary from certain angles. Sang Li repaired it a little smaller, making the figure of the puppet more perfect and hot.

"Make the eyes a little longer, just wear a veil when the time comes. The winking eyes are silky, and the eyes are ecstasy, which will definitely make Ye Fufeng not interested."

Sang Li tasted the puppet's perfect back and profile, and asked Si Qingyan to modify it.

"Okay." Si Qingyan finally opened the corners of the puppet's eyes, made double eyelids and semi-permanent eyeliner, and finally created the silky-eyed effect that Sang Li wanted.

Coupled with black and smooth waist-length hair, a puppet that can perfectly serve as a face-based mission was initially born.

"In this way, it can still be seen that it is a puppet. Tomorrow, I will find the bark of the Soul Eater tree. After refining it, it can confuse the detection of spiritual consciousness, and then I can get some black jade. You use the spiritual consciousness to enter and control it. Ye Fufeng should not be able to see it. .” Si Qingyan made a final decision.

"But his intuition is very accurate, what if he is discovered?"

Sang Li was very afraid of any embarrassing situation.

"Then run away and confess, you won't die anyway, don't worry." Si Qingyan was much more frank than Sang Li.

"That's right, anyway... at this level...he probably wouldn't want to stab me to death with a sword." After Sang Li vaccinated himself, he decided to tidy up the jewelry used by the nuns, and then dress up the puppet properly.

……

In the foundation building group of the Taoist battle, Lingyue and Yihuan tied for first place and received many rewards.Xiao Qi was very relieved, and gave Lingyue a lot of treasures. At this time, Lingyue's cultivation was about to form alchemy, but she had some problems with her mood, and she couldn't break through for a long time.

At night, Lingyue was practicing again, and suddenly heard the voice of the inner demon in her heart again.

"The plan is about to start. You didn't confuse a few powerful disciples in the Taiyi Palace. You are too useless."

"Fortunately, there is an elder who has a good relationship with you. No matter how small a mosquito's legs are, they are still meat. When the time comes, let him touch them."

The demon's tone was very condescending, as if he looked down on Lingyue and despised her ability.

"What the hell?" Lingyue opened her eyes, and suddenly found that under the moonlight, a piece of gray jade was gradually forming in the sky.Maybe the jade is originally white, but because of the gray fog inside, it looks gray.

"What kind of rubbish?" Lingyue was sure that she had never seen this thing before, and instinctively felt that it was not a good thing, so she wanted to use magic to destroy it.

However, the aura did not leave the slightest trace on its surface, and then Lingyue tried every means to break it into pieces, but it was still useless.

Could it be possible that the inner demon can materialize in kind?That's too unscientific.

"Evil! What are you doing?"

The inner demon in Lingyue's heart was startled suddenly, and started roaring crazily.

"Noisy."

Lingyue ignored the voice in her heart, instead she left the cave and came to the edge of the Taiyi Palace sect.

She looked around for a place to destroy the jade pieces, but she couldn't find a suitable one.

Not long after, a fat bird flew over in the sky.

quack quack-

A few lumps of bird droppings flew down and almost hit Lingyue.

Got it!

Lingyue grabbed the fat bird, stuffed the piece of jade into its mouth, stuffed a few pieces of raw meat into the bird's beak, and then threw it away viciously.This bird is a monster in a forest outside the Taiyi Palace Sect. It loves to eat carrion. It has a strong digestion ability and a big mouth. It has no demon core and no valuable materials. Even if it dies on the road, no one will pick it up.

It is not a monster raised in the Taiyi Palace, and it will never fly into the Taiyi Palace again.

Perfect solution!

Lingyue's heart relaxed instantly, feeling that the shackles that imprisoned her were loosened a little, and she could break through!

Could it be that the piece of jade is the substantive demon?After solving it, the cultivation base will be able to break through.It appears to be so.

……

It was still the Palace of Bliss, different from the silence of the past, now the hall was full of roars, but it was blocked by the barrier and did not spread outside.

"Nie Zhan, she actually lost the body spirit jade that our family managed to obtain with great difficulty."

"She hasn't awakened her true spirit now, and she should be ignorant of her mission. Why should the elder be angry with her?" Yi Le persuaded her kindly.

"It's the same reincarnation. Why are you fine, but she has problems, like her head was stepped on by a monster, and it's getting more and more shameless. Could it be that reincarnated female cultivators will have this virtue?"

There was a roar in the gray mist, and the dragon pattern on the top of the hall was affected, gradually fading and blurring, as if it had been eroded by some invisible force.