Frog has become a sperm
Chapter 37
Nan Zheng knew the cat.
There was a small human race before, and there was a flying witch later. It is not surprising that there is another cat. I have experienced many things, and I will calm down after being shocked.
The only thing that surprised him was that the cat was really fat.
"Fat head and fat cat?" Nan Zheng tentatively spoke out his description of it after looking at it for a long time.
The cat teacher with fried hair all over his body: "...!"
Teacher Cat, who was on alert, his whole body was under this comment, and he got stuck in an instant, the whole cat's face was blank, and then the soles of his feet slipped, and he fell off the sofa with a bang.
face down.
Nan Zheng: "..."
Croak: "...croak"
Kiki: "...uh."
"Damn it." A tic-tac-toe popped out of his head, and Mr. Cat, who got up with a swipe, stared ferociously at the only pure human being present, and said in a particularly vicious tone: "Human, are you a human or a human?" monster."
Nan Zheng glanced at him lightly, then turned his head and patted Gua Zai's head: "Is this fat cat a monster?"
Gua Zai blinked and nodded: "Mimi said so, there are many monsters there, Gua Gua is also a monster." It is thinking about its classification carefully.
From an objective point of view, it can indeed belong to the category of monsters.
"You are not." Nan Zheng said.
"Strange, if human beings can hear me, it's because I'm a big monster. You little monsters, who can't even transform into a human form, can be heard no matter what you say." Teacher Cat struggled to use her little Short legs, if you want to climb a chair, you have to use the chair to climb the table. Who made this human being grow too tall, so that he has to raise his neck when he speaks, which is uncomfortable. Cats also need to prevent cervical spondylosis.
Qiqi saw how hard his two short legs were kicking, so she couldn't hold back and picked him up.
Once hugged, there is no way to let go, hugging the soft fat cat, it feels like life is complete in an instant.
'If only Gigi could grow so fat. 'At this moment, Qiqi thought so.
"It's a monster." Struggling unsuccessfully, unable to get out of the little girl's arms, Teacher Mao had a black line on his forehead, and he still didn't forget to refute to Nan Zheng.
Nanzheng didn't care what he said, but seeing Xiaolu's dazed look, he glanced at the fat cat in displeasure, then turned his head to comfort him with a warm voice, "No matter what you are, in my eyes, you are the same as me. There is no difference."
A heart attack!
Xiaolu flattened her mouth, and in those big black eyes, a transparent watery light slowly gathered.
Knowing is one thing, knowing is another.
Ever since she knew that she would become a human again, and checked the information (with the help of Qiqi), Xiaolu realized that she should belong to a monster. Human beings are afraid of monsters. Fortunately, its grandma will not dislike it as a monster, but it is hidden in its heart. I am still worried, if people know that they are monsters, will they be tied up and roasted on the fire (I have watched too many TV series).
But all the worries and fears are not important after hearing Ahma's words now, no matter whether it is a frog, a monster, or a human being, in Ahma's view, they are all the same as him .
Holding Ahma's fingers with two little paws, Xiaolu looked at him: "Then..."
Nan Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"
"Quack will always be Ahma's cutie, right?" Quack said excitedly.
Nan Zheng: "...cough."
Teacher Cat rolled her eyes again, causing Kiki to rub her hands again.
"If you want to be a cutie, then you are." Finally, Nan Zheng gave this sentence with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
At this moment, Xiaolu felt that she was not worthy of its name, and little pink bubbles popped up from its entire croak.
Little bubbles of happiness.
Ah Ma's eternal cutie, Gua Zai was born.
Nanzheng went out today at the appointment of Cheng Jinzhi, and the reason was of course the head-down incident last time. Before the croaker became a master, Nanzheng was also a certain materialist. Touching, holding and hugging, the world view is broken, and after the experience, it is refreshed this time.
According to Cheng Jin's ability, the things he can find are limited, but since he knows those people's tricks, Nan Zheng will not stand idly by, not to mention that those people have all their ideas on him, and they really think that he keeps his eyes open for everything. Turning a blind eye, maybe he has acted a lot more mildly in recent years, which has fueled some people's arrogance.
The news is true. The Shen family had raised a head-subduing master from Siam many years ago. As for what they let this head-subduing master do, it remains to be verified. Once the old man died, the Cheng family was inherited by Cheng Jin. She and Cheng Fang, including her daughter, had nothing to do with fetching water from the bamboo basket, so they took the risk and surrendered to the old man Cheng.
There are different types of head-bending, and different types of head-bending will have different effects and reactions. From Mr. Cheng's point of view, Shen Weilan wants the head-bending master to manipulate the old man to change his will. After all, when a person dies, nothing is left. But if the old man wants to change his will, who can object.
But it all failed in the end.
Glancing at the little thing with a bulging belly sleeping in his arms, he stretched out his slender fingers, and tapped the little green hat next to him. Nanzheng remembered that this little thing likes to stuff it with food. , and the four-leaf clover it saved.
"Clover." He murmured, and then smiled after a moment.
Monsters have appeared, and other magical things are normal.
There was a muffled sound of 'bang', half of the mattress sank, Nan Zheng looked sideways.
"You really don't intend to let me draw the ticket first." Sanhua Lucky Cat walked slowly with elegant (?) catwalks, the bell collar around his neck dangling, the big face plate like a round cake, his face Has a seemingly mysterious red pattern.
……if.
If you ignore the sauce that was not wiped off the cat's mouth, it still has a bit of a monster temperament.
"You'd better not stain my bed sheets with the sauce." Nan Zheng frowned.
Teacher Mao’s graceful cat steps froze, and he quickly turned around and took out a small mirror to look at it again: “Where is there, I obviously licked it clean.”
The corners of Nan Zheng's mouth twitched slightly. It was really impossible to imagine that such a stupid cat would be a big monster in another place. Perhaps where monsters are scarce?
After licking his paws and wiping his mouth again and again, the moment Mr. Cat turned his head, his face changed into a serious face, and the cat's face looked at Nan Zheng seriously.
"Humanity……"
"Your name is Madara, right?" Nan Zheng asked.
"Um, you can also teach me Misan Sansan." Putting on a handsome pose, the cat teacher said arrogantly.
"San San." With a whisper, Nan Zheng didn't bother with it in terms of address, and nodded: "San San, right, I want to ask you some questions."
"You are right to ask this question. There is no question that I don't know, but..." Mr. Cat squatted down, licked his paw, and said, "The question is only limited to monsters. Your human affairs are too complicated, and Master Meow doesn't have time. Go study."
"Well, I'm also asking about monsters." Dragging the sleeping Guazai with his palm, he moved it to the pillow next to him. After doing this, Nan Zheng sat up on the bed.
Seeing this scene, Mr. Cat was a little strange.
Monsters and humans belong to two worlds. This kind of cognition is deep in the hearts of monsters. Whenever monsters and humans are involved too much, they rarely get a good ending. Of course, it is not impossible. He is not his own breeder. Very harmonious.
Of course, Mr. Cat will not admit this. His purpose is to protect the account of friends. When the child... Enen, well, then he can inherit the account of friends. That's right, that's it. He really is A good monster who is understanding and keeps promises.
But, thinking of that human child, Mr. Cat is depressed again. Without him by his side, I don't know if the child who is provoking all kinds of monsters all the time can cope with it. Maybe they will all be eaten.
Shaking his head violently, he shook off the worries in his heart: "No, no, absolutely not, even if Master Meow is not here, there will still be C and the middle class, no matter how bad it is, if there is that pretentious man who catches monsters, he must It'll be fine, er."
Nan Zheng watched him muttering to and fro, talking to himself for a long time, as long as he interrupted his self-question and answer: "What is the opportunity for monsters to become humans?"
"What opportunity does it take for a monster to turn into a human being?" After being interrupted, Teacher Cat raised his eyes unhappily, and stretched out his paws to point at the sleeping crocodile: "Actually, what you want to talk about is this little frog. "
"That's right." Nan Zheng: "Listening to what you said, it seems that becoming a human is not difficult for a big monster like you."
"Of course." The complimented Teacher Cat was in a good mood.
"Then what about a little monster like him?" Nan Zheng asked Guai Zai.
Teacher Cat paused for a while when he licked his fur: "His monster power is not enough, so he can't...well, sniff, it's not quite right."
The nose leaned close to the lying little frog, and kept sniffing.
"It doesn't taste right."
Nan Zheng stretched out his hand to avoid the fat cat that was about to stick its mouth to his quack, and asked softly, "What's strange?"
Mr. Cat held his fat chin with his paw: "It seems that he doesn't have demon power, but it's similar to..."
"Huh?" Nan Zheng stared at its face, but the cat's face was too fat and hairy, so it was impossible to guess what it was thinking.
"It's very similar to the power of a god, but it's not. I think it probably belongs to spiritual power." Teacher Cat finally figured it out. The first time I saw it was obviously a monster, but what it possessed was spiritual power, and it didn't look like a descendant of a god."
Nan Zheng didn't explain to him that he vaguely felt that the reason for Guazi's becoming a spirit had something to do with him, but it was related to his own Guazi, so there's no need to say it too clearly for the time being.
"It turned into a human a few days ago, how to make it stable." This is what he is concerned about now.
"You can already transform into a shape." Once he had the confidence in his mind, Mr. Cat relaxed and tilted his feet on the bed: "Because of the demon power, um, well, it's not enough spiritual power, the power is too weak, You get it."
"Then how to increase its power."
"This..." Teacher Cat was a little stuck: "It's hard to say, I always increase my demon power when I sleep."
Nan Zheng was silent for a moment, then nodded: "Well, I understand, you can go out now."
Teacher Cat: "Huh?"
Throw it away?
"No." The cat teacher was very firm: "I don't want to sleep outside, that old man got me a cat litter, Mr. Meow is not a cat, why should I sleep in a cat litter?"
So that's the main reason why he ran in in the middle of the night?
In the end, Teacher Cat sincerely suggested a few ways to make Guazai stronger, and only then did he get the benefit of one cat per room.
Cats are tough.
The author has something to say:
ah ah~
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 Qisu;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
22 bottles of Xiyu; 1 bottle of Lu and Qisu;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
There was a small human race before, and there was a flying witch later. It is not surprising that there is another cat. I have experienced many things, and I will calm down after being shocked.
The only thing that surprised him was that the cat was really fat.
"Fat head and fat cat?" Nan Zheng tentatively spoke out his description of it after looking at it for a long time.
The cat teacher with fried hair all over his body: "...!"
Teacher Cat, who was on alert, his whole body was under this comment, and he got stuck in an instant, the whole cat's face was blank, and then the soles of his feet slipped, and he fell off the sofa with a bang.
face down.
Nan Zheng: "..."
Croak: "...croak"
Kiki: "...uh."
"Damn it." A tic-tac-toe popped out of his head, and Mr. Cat, who got up with a swipe, stared ferociously at the only pure human being present, and said in a particularly vicious tone: "Human, are you a human or a human?" monster."
Nan Zheng glanced at him lightly, then turned his head and patted Gua Zai's head: "Is this fat cat a monster?"
Gua Zai blinked and nodded: "Mimi said so, there are many monsters there, Gua Gua is also a monster." It is thinking about its classification carefully.
From an objective point of view, it can indeed belong to the category of monsters.
"You are not." Nan Zheng said.
"Strange, if human beings can hear me, it's because I'm a big monster. You little monsters, who can't even transform into a human form, can be heard no matter what you say." Teacher Cat struggled to use her little Short legs, if you want to climb a chair, you have to use the chair to climb the table. Who made this human being grow too tall, so that he has to raise his neck when he speaks, which is uncomfortable. Cats also need to prevent cervical spondylosis.
Qiqi saw how hard his two short legs were kicking, so she couldn't hold back and picked him up.
Once hugged, there is no way to let go, hugging the soft fat cat, it feels like life is complete in an instant.
'If only Gigi could grow so fat. 'At this moment, Qiqi thought so.
"It's a monster." Struggling unsuccessfully, unable to get out of the little girl's arms, Teacher Mao had a black line on his forehead, and he still didn't forget to refute to Nan Zheng.
Nanzheng didn't care what he said, but seeing Xiaolu's dazed look, he glanced at the fat cat in displeasure, then turned his head to comfort him with a warm voice, "No matter what you are, in my eyes, you are the same as me. There is no difference."
A heart attack!
Xiaolu flattened her mouth, and in those big black eyes, a transparent watery light slowly gathered.
Knowing is one thing, knowing is another.
Ever since she knew that she would become a human again, and checked the information (with the help of Qiqi), Xiaolu realized that she should belong to a monster. Human beings are afraid of monsters. Fortunately, its grandma will not dislike it as a monster, but it is hidden in its heart. I am still worried, if people know that they are monsters, will they be tied up and roasted on the fire (I have watched too many TV series).
But all the worries and fears are not important after hearing Ahma's words now, no matter whether it is a frog, a monster, or a human being, in Ahma's view, they are all the same as him .
Holding Ahma's fingers with two little paws, Xiaolu looked at him: "Then..."
Nan Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"
"Quack will always be Ahma's cutie, right?" Quack said excitedly.
Nan Zheng: "...cough."
Teacher Cat rolled her eyes again, causing Kiki to rub her hands again.
"If you want to be a cutie, then you are." Finally, Nan Zheng gave this sentence with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
At this moment, Xiaolu felt that she was not worthy of its name, and little pink bubbles popped up from its entire croak.
Little bubbles of happiness.
Ah Ma's eternal cutie, Gua Zai was born.
Nanzheng went out today at the appointment of Cheng Jinzhi, and the reason was of course the head-down incident last time. Before the croaker became a master, Nanzheng was also a certain materialist. Touching, holding and hugging, the world view is broken, and after the experience, it is refreshed this time.
According to Cheng Jin's ability, the things he can find are limited, but since he knows those people's tricks, Nan Zheng will not stand idly by, not to mention that those people have all their ideas on him, and they really think that he keeps his eyes open for everything. Turning a blind eye, maybe he has acted a lot more mildly in recent years, which has fueled some people's arrogance.
The news is true. The Shen family had raised a head-subduing master from Siam many years ago. As for what they let this head-subduing master do, it remains to be verified. Once the old man died, the Cheng family was inherited by Cheng Jin. She and Cheng Fang, including her daughter, had nothing to do with fetching water from the bamboo basket, so they took the risk and surrendered to the old man Cheng.
There are different types of head-bending, and different types of head-bending will have different effects and reactions. From Mr. Cheng's point of view, Shen Weilan wants the head-bending master to manipulate the old man to change his will. After all, when a person dies, nothing is left. But if the old man wants to change his will, who can object.
But it all failed in the end.
Glancing at the little thing with a bulging belly sleeping in his arms, he stretched out his slender fingers, and tapped the little green hat next to him. Nanzheng remembered that this little thing likes to stuff it with food. , and the four-leaf clover it saved.
"Clover." He murmured, and then smiled after a moment.
Monsters have appeared, and other magical things are normal.
There was a muffled sound of 'bang', half of the mattress sank, Nan Zheng looked sideways.
"You really don't intend to let me draw the ticket first." Sanhua Lucky Cat walked slowly with elegant (?) catwalks, the bell collar around his neck dangling, the big face plate like a round cake, his face Has a seemingly mysterious red pattern.
……if.
If you ignore the sauce that was not wiped off the cat's mouth, it still has a bit of a monster temperament.
"You'd better not stain my bed sheets with the sauce." Nan Zheng frowned.
Teacher Mao’s graceful cat steps froze, and he quickly turned around and took out a small mirror to look at it again: “Where is there, I obviously licked it clean.”
The corners of Nan Zheng's mouth twitched slightly. It was really impossible to imagine that such a stupid cat would be a big monster in another place. Perhaps where monsters are scarce?
After licking his paws and wiping his mouth again and again, the moment Mr. Cat turned his head, his face changed into a serious face, and the cat's face looked at Nan Zheng seriously.
"Humanity……"
"Your name is Madara, right?" Nan Zheng asked.
"Um, you can also teach me Misan Sansan." Putting on a handsome pose, the cat teacher said arrogantly.
"San San." With a whisper, Nan Zheng didn't bother with it in terms of address, and nodded: "San San, right, I want to ask you some questions."
"You are right to ask this question. There is no question that I don't know, but..." Mr. Cat squatted down, licked his paw, and said, "The question is only limited to monsters. Your human affairs are too complicated, and Master Meow doesn't have time. Go study."
"Well, I'm also asking about monsters." Dragging the sleeping Guazai with his palm, he moved it to the pillow next to him. After doing this, Nan Zheng sat up on the bed.
Seeing this scene, Mr. Cat was a little strange.
Monsters and humans belong to two worlds. This kind of cognition is deep in the hearts of monsters. Whenever monsters and humans are involved too much, they rarely get a good ending. Of course, it is not impossible. He is not his own breeder. Very harmonious.
Of course, Mr. Cat will not admit this. His purpose is to protect the account of friends. When the child... Enen, well, then he can inherit the account of friends. That's right, that's it. He really is A good monster who is understanding and keeps promises.
But, thinking of that human child, Mr. Cat is depressed again. Without him by his side, I don't know if the child who is provoking all kinds of monsters all the time can cope with it. Maybe they will all be eaten.
Shaking his head violently, he shook off the worries in his heart: "No, no, absolutely not, even if Master Meow is not here, there will still be C and the middle class, no matter how bad it is, if there is that pretentious man who catches monsters, he must It'll be fine, er."
Nan Zheng watched him muttering to and fro, talking to himself for a long time, as long as he interrupted his self-question and answer: "What is the opportunity for monsters to become humans?"
"What opportunity does it take for a monster to turn into a human being?" After being interrupted, Teacher Cat raised his eyes unhappily, and stretched out his paws to point at the sleeping crocodile: "Actually, what you want to talk about is this little frog. "
"That's right." Nan Zheng: "Listening to what you said, it seems that becoming a human is not difficult for a big monster like you."
"Of course." The complimented Teacher Cat was in a good mood.
"Then what about a little monster like him?" Nan Zheng asked Guai Zai.
Teacher Cat paused for a while when he licked his fur: "His monster power is not enough, so he can't...well, sniff, it's not quite right."
The nose leaned close to the lying little frog, and kept sniffing.
"It doesn't taste right."
Nan Zheng stretched out his hand to avoid the fat cat that was about to stick its mouth to his quack, and asked softly, "What's strange?"
Mr. Cat held his fat chin with his paw: "It seems that he doesn't have demon power, but it's similar to..."
"Huh?" Nan Zheng stared at its face, but the cat's face was too fat and hairy, so it was impossible to guess what it was thinking.
"It's very similar to the power of a god, but it's not. I think it probably belongs to spiritual power." Teacher Cat finally figured it out. The first time I saw it was obviously a monster, but what it possessed was spiritual power, and it didn't look like a descendant of a god."
Nan Zheng didn't explain to him that he vaguely felt that the reason for Guazi's becoming a spirit had something to do with him, but it was related to his own Guazi, so there's no need to say it too clearly for the time being.
"It turned into a human a few days ago, how to make it stable." This is what he is concerned about now.
"You can already transform into a shape." Once he had the confidence in his mind, Mr. Cat relaxed and tilted his feet on the bed: "Because of the demon power, um, well, it's not enough spiritual power, the power is too weak, You get it."
"Then how to increase its power."
"This..." Teacher Cat was a little stuck: "It's hard to say, I always increase my demon power when I sleep."
Nan Zheng was silent for a moment, then nodded: "Well, I understand, you can go out now."
Teacher Cat: "Huh?"
Throw it away?
"No." The cat teacher was very firm: "I don't want to sleep outside, that old man got me a cat litter, Mr. Meow is not a cat, why should I sleep in a cat litter?"
So that's the main reason why he ran in in the middle of the night?
In the end, Teacher Cat sincerely suggested a few ways to make Guazai stronger, and only then did he get the benefit of one cat per room.
Cats are tough.
The author has something to say:
ah ah~
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 Qisu;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:
22 bottles of Xiyu; 1 bottle of Lu and Qisu;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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