Brother is always slapping his face

Jia Jingyu was upset, with one hand resting on his forehead and waving the other, with a strong sense of grievance in his voice, he muttered: "Don't pat me, I'm annoying."

"You...what are you bothering about?" Hearing such a voiceless voice, like a trickle of water soaking into his heart, the corners of Jia Jingyu's mouth rose, and he got up from the bed, and said angrily, "You still know when you come back?" Oh, you, Mo Zhannan, come and leave as soon as you say, you treat my place as a vegetable market?"

Hearing this, Mo Zhannan was taken aback for a moment, then smiled lightly and said, "Senior brother is crying bitterly, could it be that he doesn't want to part with me?"

"Who can't bear you anymore, I...I'm just..." Jia Jingyu stood up, stammering, and justified himself: "I'm just...just...the master treats me...the master treats me The requirements are too high, sword practice is hard, and my arms and legs are not my own..." After speaking, Jia Jingyu pretended to thump his shoulders, and continued: "I'm crying for myself."

Mo Zhannan's eyebrows were slightly raised, and he glanced sideways: "Really?"

"Yeah, who can't bear to miss you, it's really self-indulgent." Jia Jingyu pouted.

The dead duck has a stubborn mouth and duplicity.

Mo Zhannan cursed inwardly, and in a blink of an eye, two fresh and delicious peaches emerged from the armhole, Jia Jingyu's eyes lit up and his mouth watered.

"Where did you get the peaches?" Jia Jingyu asked impatiently, twitching his index finger.

Mo Zhannan handed him one, and said obediently: "This is not an ordinary peach. This is a fairy peach bought with a lot of money by the master. It blooms in 50 years and matures in 50 years. It is very precious. Eating it can strengthen your spiritual power. Here, come on!" Let's eat..."

Hearing what he said, Jia Jingyu withdrew his hand instead, and said sullenly, "Master bought this for you, I don't want it."

"What's yours and mine? Eat it quickly." Mo Zhannan forced it into Jia Jingyu's hand and urged.

It suddenly occurred to me that with a light touch of the master's lips and a light word, Mo Zhannan was snatched away, and it was only natural to eat a fairy peach specially prepared for his lover, which can enhance spiritual power.

After figuring it out, he ate with Mo Zhannan and gnawed on the peach with gusto.

Coincidentally, Kong Cao was wearing obscene clothes, with his breasts exposed, and he passed by their door to go to the latrine. He tried his best not to look at their room, but his emotions could not beat his reason, and his heart seemed to be crawling like thousands of ants. Climbing, making people itchy.

Unable to bear it any longer, he quietly peeped through the narrow crack of the door, but unfortunately he saw nothing, only heard Jia Jingyu's extremely ambiguous words: "Junior Brother, are we now considered friends?"

"Get out!" followed by Mo Zhannan's rage.

"Hahaha..." Then came Jia Jingyu's unrestrained laughter.

"Splitting the peaches?!" Kong Cao's eardrums were perforated, and he breathed out soul smoke, almost flying up.

With light steps, as if stepping on clouds, he came to the hut, and after finishing the work, he tiptoed back.

The blockbuster|bomb-like news aroused the enthusiasm of all the juniors, their faces were full of red, and they started a heated discussion.

Guessing that the master should be cleansed up, before Mo Zhannan left, he stared at Jia Jingyu a few times, seeing him raise his eyes and look at him, his eyes were full of reluctance and grievance, and he spoke softly Said: "Actually, the master let you and I separate temporarily, it is for our good, what you want to control now is the Qiushuang sword, a slight difference, endangering your life, and the martial arts I practice is also measured by the master according to my physical condition. You can't slack off even if you build your own body, so for now, it's better for you and me to focus on learning martial arts, you know?"

"Okay, I get it, as long as you have these words, it's enough." The words of the junior brother were like spring breeze turning into silk rain, and the haze in Jia Jingyu's heart was swept away.

Send him back, stay with each other, and wave goodbye.

On the way back, Jia Jingyu passed the room of the juniors and vaguely heard the juniors discussing something mysteriously.

So he hid by the window, strained his ears, and listened to the corner with relish.

In the past, you were always adding fuel and jealousy, talking about the unwarranted love affair between Zhan Nan and me.Of course, now, I also admit it.But, listen to your secrets, you are making fun of us in the future, so I can stop you with words.

Junior Brother A: "Is it true? Senior Brother Jia said something like this to Junior Brother Mo..."

Kong Cao's unquestionable voice: "Of course it is true. I went to the latrine, and what I heard with my own ears is still false."

Emperor Zhenzhen: "The so-called 'distributing the peaches' refers to Wei Linggong and Mi Zixia in the Spring and Autumn Period. Mi Zixia picked the peaches, first tasted whether they were sweet or not, and then gave the rest to Wei Linggong to taste. Broken sleeves and dividing the peaches have been passed down to this day. , has become synonymous with masculinity."

"Tsk tsk tsk..." All the juniors seemed to be listening to the Arabian Nights, tsk tsk in amazement.

Jia Jingyu shook his head outside the window, unable to laugh or cry.Kong Cao, Kong Cao, why is it you who send the message every time.I still broke my sleeves to share the peaches. Today, Zhan Nan and I are both pure and can't be in a pure friendship. At most, we hold a small hand.You guys are fucking your asses here!

Having said that, the younger brother is still a baby, so he may not understand the meaning of breaking the sleeves and dividing the peaches, but I can teach him in the future, ahaha...

Jia Jingyu wrote, directed, acted, and cheered himself up in his mind. He was in a good mood, and walked briskly back to the room, humming a little song, and went to clean the room with a change of clothes.

Here, Mo Zhannan was not as beautiful as he was, because when he was walking back and thinking hard about the meaning of "dividing peaches", his intuition told him that this must not be a good word.Jingyu said this with weird eyes and a wicked smile, but what exactly does it mean?Could it be that I gave him peaches by mistake today?

Just as he was thinking about something, the door opened, the master was dressed in snow and white, sitting in the hall, the candlelight was flickering, his eyes flickered with the light and shadow, his expression was difficult to distinguish, Mo Zhannan was in a bad mood, standing outside the threshold , raised his feet a lot, bowed his head and said nothing.

After a while, Xue Wenlin said calmly, "Zhan Nan, where have you been?"

"I..." Mo Zhannan raised his head, hesitant to speak.

"Come here soon." Seeing his shyness, Xue Wenlin panicked. You are the future king of the demon clan, how can you be coy like a little girl.

"Hey..." Mo Zhannan responded, lifting his foot and slowly moving in.

"By the way, why are the two fairy peaches I brought you gone?" Xue Wenlin asked again.

"I...I..." Mo Zhannan approached, keeping a distance of one person between the two, faltering and hawing, and never said anything.

"Isn't it?" Xue Wenlin stood up abruptly, nauseated, and said with his hands on his forehead, "That kind of fairy peach blossoms every 50 years, and bears fruit every 50 years. Eating it can increase spiritual power. One is worth 1000 taels of silver, and two are worth a lot." You gave me 2000 taels of silver, and you took it to Jia Jingyu, you are really generous."

"No, actually I ate one myself, and I couldn't finish it, and I was worried that it would lose its effect if left for a long time, so I ate one for my brother." Mo Zhannan argued.

"Hey..." Xue Wenlin felt remorseful, and continued to complain: "If you can't finish eating, you can leave it for me to eat, don't I need tonic?"

"Master, didn't you say that you are in bigu, how can this disciple destroy your practice?" Mo Zhannan blushed without heartbeat, and spoke with a glib tongue.

Xue Wenlin's tongue got stuck in anger, his eyes widened, and he stared at him for a while, finally calmed himself down, and said word by word: "From now on, you don't associate with Jia Jingyu, and you haven't learned anything, but his glib tongue is learned." It's pretty good."

"Hehehe..." Hearing this, Mo Zhannan smiled embarrassedly.

The author has something to say:

Zhan Nan: Sneaking out under the nose of the master every day, quietly dating the senior brother, so exciting! (≧ω≦)

Jingyu: As long as I see my junior every day, I feel full of strength. (~0~)

Master: It is difficult to guard against house thieves by day and night. π＿π

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