The Correct Posture for Anti-Transmigration [Quick Transmigration]

Don't ask Wu Hao how he saw it, there are too many people here, he is afraid that he will be blinded by this pile of strong naked bodies when he opens his eyes, he just combines the voice he heard with what he saw in the novel in his mind. Combined, but according to his understanding of the client, the real picture is more or less the same as what he thinks in his mind.

To be honest, he really convinced the author's IQ.

Let’s not talk about why in this era of advanced technology, these people don’t hold laptops to monitor, but insist on holding a dead TV. According to the description below, customers should be locked in their doors in a room outside.

And their location is on the fifth floor of that restaurant.

How fucking stupid is this group of villains, and how many pitfalls must be in their minds, so that after kidnapping people, they not only let the other eating people go, but let them go out to call the police.He didn't even change the place, just took the elevator and threatened the sufferer along the way, and even brought himself over and threw it away?

What's the matter?Do you want to use Lao Tzu against the third man?Then why not bring the client along? ?

Or is it simply that there is no room to let people go?

Fifth Hao couldn't figure it out, and had to kneel down to the strange brain circuits of the group of people described by the author.

Seeing Longling looking at the TV screen, the little villain was even more proud, and the lines he said finally began to overlap with those in the novel, "Hahaha! I see that there is no Longling! My group of subordinates are all ruthless people, now I can pinch your little girlfriend's shoulders and beat her legs. If you don't agree to give me the port in X city, they can crush her shoulders and legs, and then destroy her jade-shame flower. A face that is unparalleled in the world! Are you willing?!"

Fifth Hao:. ． ． ． ． ． ．

Although he wasn't boasting about himself, he was so disgusted by this string of adjectives that he didn't learn Chinese well that he wanted to rub his arms.

The author, you are a fucking elementary school student. Wouldn’t it be better to watch less romances with low IQ and no writing skills, learn more Chinese, and practice your writing skills before writing novels? !

See how the IQs of these people have been ruined? !

The third man behind him obviously has seen the big world, so he didn't pay attention to this sentence that even compliments people without a point.He didn't seem to care what the background of the new person was, he just smoked with one hand and played match [-] with the other as in the novel, and he didn't care about people at all.

Due to the opponent's power, he didn't dare to do anything to him himself, so he could only save the country, seize hostages and threaten him. The little villain frowned when he was stimulated by his carelessness, and said in a nasty voice, "Have you thought about it yet?!"

"What are you in a hurry for?" He took a breath of smoke leisurely, Long Ling didn't lift his head, and said slowly, looking at it without distraction, "Sir, I don't need to think about it for such a big decision in X City?"

"Okay! Think about it!" The little villain was finally irritated by his attitude, folded his hands on his chest, put his butt on the stool, and said with a stubborn expression that I was fighting you, "I'll just wait here Go! When will you think about it clearly, and when will you go out again!!"

right!That's right!You must think about it for a while, and it is best to figure it out and let them directly tear up the ticket without changing the customer!

Fifth Hao also felt relieved and sat down on the sofa next to him, listening to the piano music played in the hall, and began to hope that the third man would not figure it out.

Just now he suddenly realized that he was so fucking stupid. These people were neither his subordinates nor had any direct or indirect relationship with him.Taking the client out for dinner this time was also requested by the other party, and coupled with the fact that I can't carry my hands on my shoulders, as long as Longling doesn't go out, I can't single-handedly deal with all the little villains here. she comes out.

If the third man really doesn't agree to give up X's port in the end, and is unwilling to deal with these gangsters, and let them kill the client and send her back to their own world, this task can be easily completed!

Anyway, after the client knelt down, even if the body was damaged to the point of being unusable, the Space-Time Management Bureau could change their memory of the heroine's death, and put the original owner's soul into the repaired body, which would not be considered a life-threatening death.

According to the description in the novel, Longling has a particularly twisted personality. Simply put, the more you want him to do something, the less he will do it, and the less you want him to do it, he will insist on doing it.Although I don't know why he has grown so big and has not been beaten to death, and even became the master of the Black Dragon Club at a young age, Fifth Hao has reason to believe that he only needs to say "go quickly" when the other party gets up to save the heroine. save her! ', this brat can sit back immediately!

So now I just have to wait.

The soothing music flows through the ears, which is simply a supreme enjoyment for Huamanshu in the original work.The corners of his lips were raised slightly, Fifth Hao's expression was very peaceful, as if he was not surrounded by enemies, but as comfortable as in a theater.His fine eyelashes were spread out like a fan, his lips were slightly opened, and his small snoring sounded rhythmically with the music. From a distance, it was as delicate and beautiful as a carefully drawn oil painting.

I don't know how to sleep. ． ．Ah no, after appreciating art for a long time, Fifth Hao covered his mouth with one hand, yawned with extreme patience, and then touched the watch on his wrist that was specially customized for him and could sense time by touch.

It's been an hour.

The third male was still sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone. As for the leader of the little villain who was still sitting upright just now, he was no longer sitting on the chair. He didn't know when he moved a sofa and sat on it!

customer over there. ． ．His eyes were slightly opened a small slit, and he tried his best to ignore the group of hot-eyed bodies that he caught sight of from the corner of his eye. He looked at the people who were fighting with those strong men fighting landlords in the TV, and not only laughed, but also put a smear on his face. For a few people, Fifth Hao managed to spit out a mouthful of old blood!

I don't know why the little worry that popped up just now is like feeding the dog!

You deserve to be kidnapped! !

'Gululu. '

Thinking of this, Fifth Hao's stomach growled twice suddenly, but he was not hungry.

When he came here today, he drank two glasses of water and ate two crab roe buns and a deep-fried dough stick. He didn't go to the bathroom. He drank some wine before eating. ． ．Thinking about it carefully, the original book seems to have explained in the form of dialogue that Hua Manshu did not appear for three consecutive days because he was not feeling well, and he probably had a bad stomach just like now.

But looking at the current situation, it is still within the tolerable range.In the original book, the male third waited for an hour and a half before killing the group of little villains, and then rescued the client. There was still half an hour left, so it didn't matter.

The body moved, Fifth Hao changed a posture that could keep the stomach warm, and fell into a light sleep again listening to the soothing background music.

After some time, he woke up again.

This time it was awakened by a stronger desire to defecate.

I couldn't help touching the watch on my wrist. It had been an hour, four and 10 minutes since I arrived at this place!But the third man, he still didn't show any signs of moving!

Why? !Are you fucking not interested in the heroine? !

His stomach was rumbling non-stop, and the [beep——] in the small intestine seemed to be churning continuously with a stick. There was a stormy sea, which gave him the illusion that as long as he relaxed a little, he would burst down the embankment.Fifth Hao clamped his legs unnaturally, tried hard to control the sphincter, and kept tightening and tightening, trying to stop the demon kings who wanted to rush out and endure for a while longer.

But if there is an end, it's okay to say, the waiting time has already exceeded the time that should be waited in the original text, there is no hope at all, it is almost equivalent to life imprisonment!

Time passed slowly, and every minute and every second became tormented.Gradually, the muscles in his thighs became tense, and the fists placed by his side couldn't help clenching.He gritted his teeth and lasted for another 10 minutes, but the more he endured, the happier his stomach was churning. It was like a pillar hitting a gate during a siege. Every time he hit the 'gate', he would tremble twice. Down!

The whole body became stiff because of this extreme endurance, the hair stood on end, and Wu Hao, whose brain had never been so clear-headed, survived another siege, and finally surrendered.Trying to suppress his trembling voice, he asked, "I need to go to the bathroom."

The little boss sitting on the sofa started to snore.

And the fuck is a sleeping one? ! !

Veins collapsed on his forehead, Fifth Hao felt his hands and feet start to feel cold, and he couldn't help saying angrily, "I need it!!" As soon as he shouted three words, he felt that the enemies who had been blocked outside the city gate followed him. He slammed into the city gate once more due to his luck, and he immediately lowered his voice in fright, and said softly, "Go to the bathroom."

The little boss was startled by the first three words he said aloud, and woke up in a jerk, staring at the other party with wide eyes, and said in a vicious voice, "Hold on!!!"

kill him!Must kill him! ! !

Goosebumps all over his body came out because of the new round of churning in his stomach. Fifth Hao sat upright on the sofa, not even daring to move, with a distorted smile on his face, looking murderous , "I'm going to the bathroom, now."

Frightened by the thick murderous aura, he couldn't help shrinking back. At this moment, the little boss even had the illusion that he was about to be killed.He nodded subconsciously, but when he saw Long Ling who was still sitting there playing matchmaker from the corner of his eye, a burst of courage that came from nowhere instantly filled his body and mind, and even his guts grew stronger. times!Strong unwillingness filled his heart, which made him break free from the shadow of murderous intent, and sternly said, "Don't go!!!"

On this side, Fifth Hao had already stood up after watching him nod his head, but just as the little boss finished speaking, five strong men surrounded him and stood in a semicircle in front of him, blocking all the roads and letting him Not going anywhere.

What is despair after hope?

This is what the fuck is! !

I fuck! ! ! ! ! !