The Correct Posture for Anti-Transmigration [Quick Transmigration]

Being so disgusted that he kept wiping his face with paper towels, He Qiushuang, who has a mild cleanliness obsession, was in a bad mood. He even wiped off two layers of foundation on his face, and his skin almost faded!If it weren't for the drama of Mei saving the hero later, she would have to run under the pool now!

It may be that her wish for the lamp to fall down quickly is so strong that even the gods can't listen to her prayers in her heart like singing rap, only a 'click' sound, like the sound of a hard object breaking from a high from everywhere.The customer standing there suddenly raised his head and took a closer look. Isn't it the lamp? ! !

Is this about to fall? ! !

Finally, there is a plot that I can take on! ! !

I was instantly moved to tears, because He Qiushuang, who drove the male lead away on the first day and missed all the plots when the two were alone, threw away the tissue in his hand, and yelled "Be careful!!!" and set it up With the posture of a tiger going down the mountain, he rushed forward!

It's a pity that although the reaction has caught up, the hardware conditions do not support it. The high heels on the feet are too thin and too high, and I didn't control the direction for a while. Let alone the president who was two meters away, I didn't even move half a meter away. Do it, face the ground directly - throw the street.

Fifth Hao, who was listening on the sidelines, felt a 'thump' in his heart.

broken!

Everything happened in the blink of an eye, and no one around could react, let alone the president himself who was at the center of danger.The shelf holding the lamp was completely broken at this time, and the heavy iron shell fell from a height. Judging by the weight, if it was hit, it would have to lie in the hospital for at least four or five years!

This is still relatively light, if luck is any worse and the president is directly crushed to death, then this world will also be destroyed!

Customer, can you do it! !Can it work? !Why did the mother lose the chain at a critical moment? ! !

I owe you in my previous life! !

Roaring in his heart, Fifth Hao was forced to do it by himself.Secretly opened his eyes slightly to look at the terrain, bent his knees slightly, and then kicked at the right angle, and the whole person rushed forward like a bullet, taking the person who was still standing there stupidly away from his original position.

At this time, the lamp had already started to fall downwards. When he touched the president, he could even feel the sharp edges and corners of the iron with the tearing wind, and the touch of the clothes on his back, at such an extreme distance. , Narrowly dodged the falling lamp, hugged each other and smashed it hard on the ground and rolled around!

"Dangdang!"

A loud noise came from behind, and the frightened crowd trembled along with the tiger's body.

Don't expect those crowds who have lost their sanity to let go of those who are holding tightly under their hands. Wu Hao can't open his eyes now, so he can only use his left arm to move up a little, and stretch out his right hand.Starting from the forehead, the fingertips brushed Sheng Tian's trembling eyelashes, straight nose bridge, thin lips, and other corners of the face, and then pressed along the spine a few times to confirm that the person did not vomit blood, nor After hurting the most important spine, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It's fine if you're not paralyzed, it's fine if you're not paralyzed.

Fortunately, I responded quickly!

Sheng Tian, ​​who had just narrowly escaped from the life-and-death line, had a pale face that was slightly reddened by the damp and hot breath he could feel from his neck from time to time, as well as the warm body pressed against him.It was the first time in so many years that I had such close contact with other people (it was false to say that I was holding He Qiushuang to sleep), and I was suddenly at a loss, and my hands subconsciously grabbed the other person's shoulders from behind, and I didn't know if I wanted to Push people away.

But maybe it was because the other party ignored the danger and saved his life, he hesitated for a while, and in the end he just moved a little uncomfortably, his eyes dodged, the lines of his tough face softened, and his tone was not too bad Almost said, "You... why are you touching me?"

Fifth Hao was so shocked by his choice of words that his hands froze for a moment.

"I'll make sure you're okay." Although I really wanted to refute that I didn't mean 'touch' in your understanding, but in public, especially in the field of view of customers, he still had to support himself.The gentle smile carried some congratulations, Fifth Hao explained cryptically, "It's just that you're fine."

Ah yes... Huamanshu...he...can't see me.

I feel a little guilty for my distrust, I just found fault with him... Although the other party reacted very annoyed, and at the same time did something unforgivable to myself, but even so, in a critical moment, he was able to let go Suspected, choose to save me without hesitation!

Sheng Tian couldn't help sighing in his heart, what a good man!

His heart was pounding, and he didn't know whether it was because he was scared or what. Anyway, Sheng Tian, ​​who was still in the suspension bridge effect, looked at this face that was so close at hand, and felt that the more he looked at it, the more pleasing it was, and the more he looked, the better he liked it. Soaring all the way from the negative value, it was instantly high to explosive.

Ah, this feeling.

Countless love poems poured out of his mind, and it felt like every sentence could match the current situation. The feeling of being tempted was so obvious that although the president didn't want to admit it, he still felt that he might be in love.

Unexpectedly, for so many years, surrounded by all kinds of beauties, I have never been tempted by myself, but I will be planted here!

In literary novels, the way the protagonists express their love may be to send letters to each other, or to say some metaphors that normal people can't understand.In detective novels, the way the protagonist expresses his love may be to solve the case together, and then happily eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes next to the bloody corpse.In Mary Su’s novels, the way the protagonist expresses his love may be to buy a certain channel to play the happy news in a loop, and then take the heroine to play the violin with one hand and set off fireworks with the other on the top of the Li Tower.In war novels, the way the protagonist expresses his love may be to eat cornbread together and chat with each other.

But this is a bloody novel.

It's still a love novel about a low-IQ Xiaobaifeng.

Even a book, although the author's understanding of this aspect is limited to the physiological structure, but he still feels a heat rush to the lower abdomen. ' This sentence was written into the article, and even wrote a novel with the setting that the long gun that the President almost broke just now was 25cm in full.

As a matter of course, Sheng Tian's first reaction after being tempted was also very honest - he was stoned.

The body below is getting hotter and hotter, and the water vapor from the breath is also faintly hot. Fifth Hao thought that the opposite side was bruised somewhere, and now he is enduring the pain.After he paused after getting ready, he asked concernedly, "Are you injured?"

His breathing gradually became a little heavy. Shengtian's handsome face, which the author used a whole five paragraphs of parallel sentences to describe, didn't have much expression, but there was affection in those ocean-like blue eyes, messy. The blond hair fell softly on the cheeks, looking much more pleasing to the eye than the usual aggressive look.His voice was a little hoarse, as if he was enduring something, he stared deeply at the person in front of him, and after thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of what to say at this time, and finally he only whispered, "No."

Wu Hao, who had been keeping his eyes closed, naturally couldn't see the change in his expression, and interpreted the other party's hot gaze as a signal that the other party disliked him and was chasing him up.It just so happened that he himself felt that this posture was quite appropriate, so he put his hands on the ground and planned to get up.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he moved his body, he felt that the base of his thigh was pushed by something very thin, which made him pause for a moment, and murmured in confusion, "What is so stuck?"

Could it be the handle?Or nail clippers? ?

Is this domineering president so down-to-earth?Do you still carry such a popular thing on your body? ?

Wu Wuhao stretched out his hand in bewilderment and touched it.

ummm

It doesn't feel like metal, and the size is not right... Could it be that Sheng Tian stuffed a piece of lipstick in his pocket?

Isn't it right, the lipstick here is so small?And what does he want lip balm for?Are your lips too dry and need moisturizing?

He let out a low gasp impatiently. Considering that there were still a crowd of people watching, Sheng Tian sullenly expressed both love and hatred for this little goblin who would mess around regardless of the occasion. He gritted his teeth and said, "Get up."

Tsk, I won't fight you, so why worry.

Withdrawing his hand and turning over, Fifth Hao originally wanted to leave directly, but in the spirit of humanitarianism, he still stretched out his hand, ready to grab the man who was still lying on the ground, and by the way, he also took a look at what that was just now.His closed eyes slightly opened a gap. He was obviously different from ordinary people. Through his almost transparent glazed eyes, through the eyelashes and through the outer layer of clothing, he saw clearly what he thought was lipstick just now.

.......

???????

The huge blow made him take back the hand that was pulling the man halfway, and ignored the muffled sound of the president's falling back with an 'ow', rubbed his eyes, opened them a little more, and focused on that part.

———Same as before.

No...not possible, is it? ?

This... This thing that is not half as long as my little finger... belongs to the hero... belongs to the domineering president... Ding Ding?

No!What are you kidding? !This size can no longer be called Ding Ding!It should be called Dingding!Tack for nails! ! !

Male lead, what the hell did you do? !It was said that since I was a child, I was praised as "I will become a big weapon in the future", so why is there only a big weapon left? ! ! !

and many more!

The author seems to have written about the hero's nails in the original text... Ah no, Ding Ding's size, I remember complaining too much before, it must not be like this now!

Directly ignoring the question of why there was a change of stone, Wu Hao, who was so excited that he couldn't get any better, hurriedly compared his slightly opened eyes, ignored Sheng Tian's outstretched hand for help, and began to flip through the original book in his mind.Fortunately, he studied the plot as soon as he was free these few days. Based on his general memory, he quickly turned to the original text.

————'Everything in Shengtian is the best and most expensive, X Nair's clothes, X Nair's shoes, X Nair's bag, X Nair's car, X Nair's... His key part is also the largest, with a full 25mm! '

That's right, 25cm, written clearly in black and white, could it be that the male protagonist was disturbed by illegal time travelers when he was developing...?

But according to his observation, when he came here, there was no change in the plot or setting in this world.

So which illegal time travel would be so boring that it took so much effort to run over, just to shrink the key parts of the hero...

Thinking about it, Fifth Hao suddenly felt that he seemed to have overlooked something very important.

So he read the passage again.

'A full 25mm'

'25mm'

'mm'

Fifth Hao: ......

He felt that he probably knew what the problem was.