The Correct Posture for Anti-Transmigration [Quick Transmigration]

Although Mu Junjun was not as conservative as an ordinary boudoir girl, she never thought that there would be a day when she would need to make such a decision, and she froze there for a while, neither saying it nor not saying it.

Yin Cangguang knew how difficult this decision was just by thinking about it, so he didn't rush her very considerately, and turned to Bo Youduo's direction from kindness, deeply exerting the virtue of which pot should not be opened and which pot should be carried, and asked: "By the way, what did you just say? Which part he lacks, you cut off your own to supply him?"

Boyouduo:  …

At this moment, Bo Youduo doesn't even know what kind of expression to show. The head can be broken and the blood can flow, but this kind of place... let's not say whether I want to break it or not, and replace it with someone else's. Brother Dongxiyu won't respond? ! !

If I knew it earlier, I would have let the Gu worm drill into my head. It is better for me to exchange my life for my life than [beep——] for [beep——]! !

Being constantly impacted by regret, as if he had suffered a very serious internal injury, Bo Youduo covered his heart with his right hand, feeling that he was about to suffocate.

But this is not over yet, Yin Cang saw that his face was covered with black mud, and he could vaguely see some red color underneath, and he didn't know where he got the inspiration, suddenly a blessing came to his heart, and he suddenly said: "Ah! You...you didn't do it on purpose, did you?!"

Startled by his sudden nonsense words, Bo Youduo thought that he was intentionally ignoring the voodoo, and immediately dissatisfied: "What is it on purpose? To play a voodoo? I'm not as thoughtful as you Han."

"Stop pretending!!"

Clenched a fist with his left hand and hammered the palm of his right hand, Yin Cang paused for two seconds to organize his words, and then showed the expression of a good woman who had been deceived by someone, and tearfully complained: "Actually, I was at the door just now. You had already made up this sinister idea when you were young, I know, just now, regardless of whether Buyan has a crow's mouth or not, the result of this time's devotion will only be that Lin Yu will lose his [beep——]"

This sentence is so shocking, both in content and volume, it is particularly eye-catching, Mu Junjun, who was still confused, looked over in disbelief at that time, and said: "This...you... ..”

what... what? !

"...I'm not, I'm not, don't listen to his nonsense!"

Being hit by this sudden black pot, the old blood in his throat was almost overpressured and turned into blood tears, Bo Youduo kept reminding himself in his mind that this person in front of him was his benefactor, and he must not let it go. Gu Du was dumb, and while talking to the Chinese who couldn't walk too far, he anxiously argued: "Why did I break Brother Yu's [beep——]?! Is there any benefit for me?!"

"Of course there is!"

In those three short words, Yin Cang spoke so loudly that his surroundings were silent for three seconds, and he didn't know whether he was startled by his voice or by the content.

Only Bao Youduo, who was so angry that half of his foot was about to step into the coffin, still didn't give up or give up, and was still trying to shake off the pot, to clear his innocence, and persistently argued: "I didn't!!"

However, Yin Cang ignored him.

As we all know, when quarreling, the one with the louder voice is often more dominant. Although Boyouduo on the other side is almost hysterical, he is still slightly inferior to Yin Cang's voice, which is comparable to the addition of a loudspeaker x100.

As soon as he opened his mouth, the ultra-high decibels from the place where he has been training all year round firmly covered the other party's weak defense, as if he had his own loudspeaker, he began to reason directly: "I have seen through it a long time ago. Your conspiracy!"

"In the past, you never gave up after you failed to propose to Mrs. Jun Jun. Now that you see their husband and wife loving each other, you know that you have no chance, so you plan to destroy Lin Yu's [beep——] and replace it with yours!"

Speaking of this, he widened his eyes and said with righteous indignation: "When he and Mrs. Junjun [beep--] [beep--] at night, then [beep--] [beep--] [beep--], and then When [beep——][beep——], doesn’t it mean that you are [beep——][beep——] and then [beep——][beep——][beep——] with your wife, Then [beep——] [beep——] again?!”

Boyouduo: ......

Boyudo's jaw dislocated in shock from his shamelessness.

What is the background of this person? !Thoughts are too dirty!How did he live so long without being beaten to death? ! !

Faced with disbelief, disdain, or surprise from everyone.Bo Youduo's forehead was covered with blue veins, and he took a deep, deep breath, clenched the fist hanging by his side tightly, fearing that if he loosened it a little, he would not be able to resist picking out the Gu worms.After calming down for a while, until the murderous intent in his heart was not as serious as before, he cried with tears in his eyes [so angry], weeping blood in a voice, and roared full of grief and indignation: "I didn't!!!!"

Yin Cang didn't even look at him, but put on a good-natured face, and whispered to Mu Junjun sincerely: "Madam Junjun, are you sure you want to use that [beep——]?"

Mu Junjun: ......

She glanced at Bao Youduo, who was on the verge of explosion, and then at Yin Cang, who seemed to be very reasonable. She seemed to be really struggling subtly, and then hesitated: "This... let's forget it... ?”

Boyouduo: ......

It was Bo Youduo who was hung on the pillar of shame and showed the public in circles, he finally couldn't control how much he sent!

"Hey, hey, brother from Miaojiang, you have to calm down!! Didn't you just plan to turn your back on the evil?!! Another time the Gu worms get out of control and we're done!!" Wanting to become the villainous little boss to be the protagonist, An Jiujiu turned his head and roared at the holder of the mouth cannon: "Can't you say a few words less?! You have a mouth!! You are the only one who has a mouth!" Blind Baba!! Look at how angry I am!!"

"That's right!" Apparently, I have endured this nonsense for a long time, and finally got a chance to execute publicly, and Xing Buyan also followed suit: "I told you to stop talking, or sooner or later... Well!!"

The mouth was tightly covered by the hands that appeared in an instant, and everyone who had just seen his crow's mouth just now put aside their previous suspicions and shouted together with aspirations: "Shut up!!!"

A vein popped up on Xing Buyan's forehead again.

Fortunately, after such a commotion, everyone calmed down, especially Bo Youduo, who pushed everyone out of the door and hurriedly left a sentence: "I'll try another method." Then he' With a bang, he slammed the door shut.

Crowd:......

An Jiujiu asked hesitantly, "Maybe, he has other ways to detoxify the poison?"

Mu Junjun's eyes brightened.

However, facing the closed door, Yin Cang, who didn't listen to what others were saying, couldn't help murmuring the worst conclusion: "It's broken, he won't really plan to exchange [beep——] for [ Beep—] right?"

Hearing this, everyone raised their hearts that had just let go a little bit.

On the other side, Wu Hao, who was sitting in the pavilion in the courtyard and playing chess with Tai Wei, suddenly felt that the space seemed to be in turmoil for a moment, and thought it was the turbulent flow of time and space. It was found that everything around was normal, and there was nothing wrong with it.

Could it be that Lao Tzu felt wrong?

Just when he was wondering, Tai Wei, who was sitting opposite him, just dropped a piece. Seeing him distracted, his eyes flickered, and he asked with a smile as if urging: "The heart is not playing chess, but Wuming is worried about that mortal?"

No, what I am worried about is this space.

According to the degree of manpower shortage in the crossing department, if there is another time-space turbulence and a few key people are swept away, their ministers may not be able to make up for it by personally going into battle.

Thinking of this, Wu Wuhao looked around again anxiously, but he still didn't find anything wrong, so he had no choice but to attribute the feeling just now to an illusion, and regained his mind.

Gee.

Following the opponent's chess move, Wu Wuhao knew that the "mortal" he referred to was Lin Yu, and he didn't pay attention to how the opponent's name changed from "Daoyou" to "Daoyou" in just one day. 'Wu Ming', according to the original owner's character, raised his chin and said proudly: "What do I have to do with ordinary people's affairs?"

"Oh?" Twirling a white piece, Tai Wei landed on the chessboard unhurriedly, raised her eyelids slightly, and looked over with smiling eyes.Obviously there is no aggressiveness, but this glance seems to see the person on the opposite side from inside to outside.He had already expected that the other party would definitely save him, and suddenly he had a tricky thought, and deliberately asked: "If that mortal comes to ask for help, will you save him or not?"

Fifth Hao, who just said that mortal affairs have nothing to do with him: "...help."

Although according to the original owner's design, let alone one person, even if thousands, ten thousand people died before their eyes, it would definitely not even bat an eyelid.However, the regulations of the Traveling Department and the Strategy Department are different. The mission policy of the Strategy Department is to beat customers to death. They must not be allowed to complete the strategy. It belongs to the official cheating system; Playing the role of the lost soul in every world is a little bit suspected of deceiving customers, but the purpose is to serve customers and try to improve customer satisfaction.

Especially the client in this world is still such a big player wearing a protagonist, if he suffers any grievances, go back and complain...

It is estimated that the Space-Time Administration will have to pay a lot of money.

The thumb and index finger of the right hand subconsciously rubbed the sleeve twice, and the fifth slap piapia on his face a few breaths ago in pain, and then made a noble expression that everyone in the world is my friend, Seriously said: "This man's life should not be lost, I should help him."

puff.

After these innumerable years, Tai Wei originally thought that her mood would not fluctuate any more, but she didn't expect that the person opposite just said this short first sentence, which made her laugh out loud .This kind of feeling is too rare, as if the whole life is involved with this person, every expression, every movement is magnified countless times in my heart, and I feel regretful if I miss a single bit.

Covering her mouth with one hand, Tai Wei didn't mention that she had seen through the opponent's slightly lame cover, the smile in her eyes was even bigger, and she joked: "That's it, my friend, why didn't you take action at the beginning, you have to wait until now it's difficult Clean up the situation?"

Fifth Hao: ......

Hey I say this man!

Can't his mother be deliberately stalking me, right?

According to the original owner's haughty persona, he snorted coldly, and the sunspots on his fingertips were crushed into pieces by the immortal energy he unconsciously revealed. Fifth Hao stood up, pretending to be offended, and said, "You are what for?"

But what is strange is that, facing his persecution, Tai Wei, who is also a Sanxian, did not leave in anger or simply fight as he imagined, but reacted very strangely and gave a low laugh, her eyes full of spring breeze There was a helpless smile in his face, and he said in a doting tone, "Are you angry?"

The fifth is Hao Meng.

Why is this person's reaction so fucking wrong?

Xu Shi saw that the person in front of her didn't reply, so Tai Wei couldn't help but half stood up, she just held Bai Zi's hand to hold Wu Hao's, rubbed it with her fingertips cherishingly, and then seemed to suddenly realize that her actions were inappropriate , Suppressing the desire again, he hurriedly let go.He turned his head slightly, watched the other person's expression from the corner of his eye, and apologized with a light smile: "I'm sorry, I offended you, this joke is not that funny."

Joking or something, Wu Hao didn't care when he realized that the other party was not malicious, but the expression on the other party's fingertip when he touched his fingertip just now was really strange, it didn't look like he was facing someone he had just known for less than half a day. ...

But if he had seen it before, why didn't he even dare to say hello?Could it be that there is something hidden here that I don't know about?

Fifth Hao originally had a straightforward personality, but now seeing the other party's picture of "Although I know you can tell that I am your acquaintance, and I recognize you, but I just won't tell you", the patience value is slowly going down. Lose.

But now he is still shouldering the task of acting as the original owner. If he fails to recognize his relatives and is found not to be the original owner, it doesn't matter if he can't get two reductions in punishment tasks, but if he misses the matter of picking up Liao Chen, it will be a big loss.

Under consideration, he had no choice but to reluctantly choose to give up the opportunity to recognize his relatives, and continued the previous topic as if he hadn't found anything, saying: "I don't care about you."

When Tai Wei heard this, her expression darkened imperceptibly.

At this moment, the closed door of the bedroom was pulled open from the inside, Bo Youduo walked out slowly from inside, and closed the door behind his back without waiting for the protagonists guarding outside to surround him.

"The matter is settled." It seemed that he had exhausted all his strength, his clear voice like a mountain spring was full of exhaustion, and the few simple words were spoken weakly by him, as if they might be interrupted at any time The same thing, "Brother Yu has no problems, he will recover after half a year of self-cultivation, you can rest assured."

"What... what?!"

Obviously what he heard was good news, but Yin Cang seemed to be struck by lightning, and he froze in place, his heart began to tremble uncontrollably.

After a while, he raised his head and looked at Bo Youduo who was obviously weaker. His heart tightened, and he couldn't help but sighed up to the sky, and said sadly: "You...you really did it with [beep—— ] Changed to [beep——]!!!!!!”

Fortunately, he practiced celestial arts, not martial arts, and did not have a natural volume boosting effect. Only a few people present could hear these words full of desolation in the world, and he did not lose face outside the door.

The face that was tightly covered by the black mud turned red in an instant, even though the body was still being hollowed out, Boyouduo still held up the last bit of Qi, and said angrily: "I didn't change it!! I used the toxin All the internal energy is concentrated on Brother Yu’s left [beep——]! He just lost one [beep——]!”

Everyone: ......? ? ?

At this moment, people from different places, different locations, and different genders have an unprecedented synchronization rate of mental activity, and there are a few large characters in black and bold in their minds———Is there such an operation? ! !

Of course, except for Yin Cang who doesn't know how many black holes are in his mind.

"Then you didn't say it earlier." Yin Cang, who didn't realize that he didn't give the other party time to talk, just made a conclusion, grumbled and complained: "When you go out, you pretend to be handsome and cool, and you don't announce the happy news first. Today's young people don't even know what to focus on when they speak, which makes us worry for so long. Tsk!"

Boyouduo: ......

"Calm down!!! My brother, calm down!!!" Xing Buyan quickly stopped him, turned around and raged at his teammates, "You should have some fun!!!"

All in all, this matter came to an end when Lin Yu lost a left [beep——] and strongly rejected the transplant. Several people played in this place for a while, then left.

On the day of leaving, Mu Junjun said that Bo Youduo was going back to Miaojiang, so they waited at the door for a while, planning to say goodbye at the end.

Then they saw a handsome man in Miao costumes walking out of the mansion.

This strange man looked only in his twenties, his eyes were rare blue, clean and pure, as holy as the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain.His long black hair is slightly curly, fixed behind his head with exquisite silver jewelry, leaving only one strand on his cheek, his face is delicate but not feminine, his nose is straight, and his lips are slightly drawn when he looks at them again A smile seems to dispel the complexity in the heart in an instant, and let the body and mind settle down.

"Why are you still here? I heard from Aunt Junjun that you were leaving an hour ago."

The familiar voice broke the silence, and the moment they realized that this handsome man was Bo Youduo, the expressions of everyone changed like neon lights, looking very exciting.

"You..." An Jiujiu, who has always been eloquent, couldn't even speak steadily, stretched out a finger shaking and pointing at the person opposite, and said incredulously: "You are Bo Youduo?!!! !"