The Correct Posture for Anti-Transmigration [Quick Transmigration]

Fifth Hao was almost speechless. It was just because he saw that the client knew martial arts and realized that this was still a semi-martial arts world, so when he came back, he casually reminded him...this fucking can catch people?

When did Lao Tzu have such a person who predicts things like a god? !

Originally, I wanted to ask the doctor to see the doctor first, but I still couldn't resist my curiosity, so I decided to go and watch this unlucky guy first.After beckoning, Fifth Hao asked the servants accompanying him to put on a thin cloak with black moiré patterns on him, and stood up with their support.

Even after sleeping again, his head was still groggy, and his muscles and bones all over his body were a little weak due to illness. After walking a few steps, he began to sweat profusely.

Coughing twice, Fifth Hao took the silver-carved hand stove handed to him by the attendant, and rubbed against the warm and smooth pattern, feeling the warmth from his cold fingertips along the meridians all the way to his shoulders, his already stiff body Only then did I feel better.Carrying this life-saving hand stove in his arms, by the time he grinds it to the courtyard where the unlucky guy is being imprisoned, it will be a long time ago.

Leaning on the grand master's chair carved from a whole piece of sandalwood brought by his servants, when he looked up and saw the man who was drinking alone surrounded by a dozen guards, for a moment he felt that he was right about the meaning of the word 'caught'. Cognition is such a question.After a pause, he turned his head slightly, with a trace of anger on his sickly pale face, sullenly, and dragged his voice with a kind of dissatisfaction that had been played, "This is what you call 'tied to the yard'." in'?"

The butler next to him didn't know why the person who had been well tied up suddenly loosened it in just a few steps.His long beard trembled, he quickly laughed a few times, straightened his back and scolded, "What are you all doing! Tie him up soon!"

The guards didn't move yet, but the person lying on the ground moved after hearing the words, and only then did he reveal a few broken hemp ropes under his body.

His eyes were drunk and he had unshaven stubble on his chin. He laughed twice, his voice was a little hoarse due to years of drinking, but it did not have a mature charm.He didn't care about the attitude of the guards around who wanted to do it but were too afraid to do it because of his martial arts, so he casually put the wine gourd he had swallowed twice beside him, and lazily said, "You can tie them up if you want, I promise not to resist. "

So dawdling?

Eyes narrowed slightly, Wu Hao knew from the alert attitude of those guards that this client's martial arts was a bit high, at least the people around him couldn't beat them.But losers don't lose. Although the original owner doesn't like to make trouble, but now he has been slapped in the face by a scumbag. It would be strange if he has no temper. He laughed, and said, "Tie! I don't think anyone dares to be presumptuous in this palace!"

The prince gave the order, so naturally he dared not disobey as his servants. The other guards continued to threaten the opponent with their knives, and two of them, who were recognized as having good skills and high status, came out with hemp ropes.After testing it out and making sure that this person really has no intention of resisting, he tied him up in a smooth manner.

In the end, before Fifth Hao could speak, Zang Dan, who obediently stayed where he was tied up, mobilized his internal strength to earn a bit, and easily turned the hemp rope into more than a dozen pieces.

Fifth Hao:......

What about trust between people!

Uncomfortably moving his tightly bound wrists and shoulders, Zang Dan looked regretfully at being accidentally kicked down by the guards. shook.After hearing the empty voice inside, his attitude was obviously not as good as before. He raised his eyebrows and said in dissatisfaction, "Hey, lord, if I say you can tie me up, why don't you let go of my wine. This is 50 Shaoxing Huadiao in [-] is very rare for a villain!"

It's none of my business.

"Presumptuous!" The cheekbones were stained with a thin layer of red due to anger, Fifth Hao clutched his left hand that hadn't subsided, and didn't dare to slap the chair cruelly. Take out the iron chain! This king still doesn’t believe it! If you can get rid of the hemp rope, can’t you break the iron chain?!”

The guard got the order, and made a special trip to the storeroom to get the iron chain as thick as three fingers and came back, and he bravely tied it up again.

Facts have proved that words can't be said casually.

Zang Dan smiled, and after one exercise, he was broken again.

Sitting on the ground, he was obviously looking up, but he suddenly saw a feeling of looking down.Zang Dan wiped out the last bit of beer wine in the gourd in one gulp, weighed it to make sure there was not a single drop left in it, then stuck out his tongue and licked the mouth of the gourd twice, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, I can really do it."

"You!" Fifth Hao was so angry that he sat up straight, and originally wanted to throw out the silver-patterned stove in his hand, but since he was still sick, he was the one who finally got cold after throwing it away.Looking around, I couldn't find anything that could be used as a murder weapon, so I had to grab a square-cut sweet-scented osmanthus cake on the plate next to me, and pretended to smash it.Seeing that the things were about to fall out of his hands, he thought of something and abruptly stopped, took a breath and put the sweet-scented osmanthus cake back on the plate, and straightened it seriously.

Covering his mouth and coughing twice, Fifth Hao was also so ill from sleeping on the ground for one night that he was so sick that he was about to vent his temper. Pointing to the guard next to him, he said, "You, go and get me the iron chain that fastens the door."

The guard bowed his head and sang, he walked out alone, and it took half a cup of tea to drag the iron chain over with the three of them.

This iron chain has been used for less than half a year, and it is a custom-made fine iron made by a blacksmith with the brand of Wangfu. Each link is thicker than an adult man's calf, and the weight is naturally not to be underestimated.In line with the principle that if you can't tie the client, you have to crush him to death first, Fifth Hao half leaned on the back of the chair, with the corners of his eyes raised looking a bit fickle.Curling the corners of his lips, he mocked, "Aren't you very capable? What's the matter, do you have the guts to try this chain?"

Looking at this impolite iron chain, Zang Dan was still smiling, but there was no smile in his eyes.Hanging the gourd back to his waist, his affection for the novel's male second fell to the bottom, and he said in a deep voice, "You can try it."

Anyway, he didn't plan to have a good relationship with the client, and Wu Hao didn't have to act according to the other party's mood. As long as he didn't get killed, the Space-Time Administration wouldn't be able to blame him later.

Lifting his chin, he snorted coldly and ordered, "Lock this king!"

The guard ordered the three of them to go up together, and then wrapped the iron chain around him.After backing away, seeing that he was buried in a pile of iron chains, he exposed his head and panted outside, thinking that he had finally restrained him, and finally let out a little breath.

It's just that the client's martial arts has been adjusted too high this time, and he can't be asked to practice.

And this chain is for customers to enjoy, so the gate can be adjusted at night.

Gee.

Regretfully looking at the exposed head again, Fifth Hao just wanted to say that he should be locked up in the woodshed and fed vegetables every day until his face turned green, when he suddenly saw that lump of iron began to vibrate.

He didn't feel very good in his heart, the fighting consciousness he had developed over the years made him jump up from the chair immediately, shrinking his head, and the whole person was like a cat behind the grand master's chair.Before he had time to regret that he had lost the face of the original owner as a prince, he heard a loud noise, and the pile of iron chains shattered into dozens of pieces in an instant, flying around, and one of them smashed into his chest. The crown flew out. According to his inaccurate visual inspection, it was probably where his chest was when he was just sitting.

If he hadn't hid early, he would probably have broken two ribs now.

I fuck.

Before he could turn his fear into anger, Fifth Hao heard a slightly hoarse, mature voice with a smile saying, "My lord, have you shrunk enough behind that chair? You are a nobleman, It’s not a problem to keep hiding like this.”

It's not your fault!

The corner of his eye twitched fiercely, Wu Hao rubbed his right thumb and index finger, afraid that he would really anal with him in a fit of anger.He took a deep breath, counted in his head for three seconds before spitting it out, and stood up when he felt that he was better now, and looked angrily at the guards who rolled on the ground screaming in pain, and gave a stern blow. Flicking his wide sleeves, he snorted coldly, "It doesn't matter how powerful you are, you are not afraid that this king will go up to the emperor and make you no longer have a foothold in this Tianheng country?!"

The cruel words were released, but judging from the customer's expression, it was clear that he was not frightened.He laughed twice, even though he smelled of alcohol, his eyes were very clear, and he said, "My lord, stop joking, based on your current situation, even if I stab you with a sword, do you dare to go up to the emperor?"

Fifth Hao: ......

Not to mention stabbing with a sword, even if you cut off the original owner's arm, the original owner would definitely not dare to play. Who knows if the emperor, who has always regarded him as a thorn in his side, will directly beat him up, accuse him of privately recruiting people from the world, and then directly detain him for treason Black pot.

Pursing his lips, his pale handsome face stretched so long that Fifth Hao had to endure the pain in his heart, and said, "You guys go down first."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the lightest one in this place was a cracked bone, and his ribs were all injured, and he couldn't move now, so he sighed deeply in his heart, and changed his words, "That's all, you Come with me."

The author has something to say:

Welfare Theater:

Fifth Hao is a person who doesn't like coriander...not so much that he doesn't like it, but he has already risen to the point where his color changes when he smells coriander, and he is ready to vomit after taking a bite.

But a long time ago, he could actually eat coriander.

At that time, he was still a small employee working in the time travel department, traveling to various worlds to play the role of those whose souls were swept away by the turbulence of time and space.

In a certain mission, he transmigrated into a person who was deeply loved by readers for his personal characteristics, loved coriander to the point of obsession, and lived on eating coriander.

And it is also an important supporting role with a male and female lead and three clients teaming up to take risks. Once there is any OOC, it will be found and complained.

This person's menu is very distinctive——

Breakfast: coriander omelette with bread.

Lunch: Cilantro Salad.

Dinner: Parsley with various meats.

Dessert: Coriander Ice Cream/Cake/Brownie.....

This person's life is also very distinctive - coriander-scented perfume, coriander-like clothing, wearing green all over, etc.

And the author also asked him to create a unique skill, that is, no matter where he is, he can take out coriander from a pocket that is suspected to be in a different dimension.

In the first day or two, Fifth Hao felt that he could bear it, and then he was gradually driven crazy by the ubiquitous parsley. When the task was completed and he returned to the Space-Time Management Bureau——

Head of Travel Department [Happy]: Pretty good!compared to.....

Mutually?fragrant?coriander? ! ! ! !

coriander? ! ! ! ! ! !

Ahhhhhhh cilantro! ! ! ! !

Fifth Hao who collapsed in an instant: Vomit! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Minister of Crossing Department:? ? ? ? ?