The Correct Posture for Anti-Transmigration [Quick Transmigration]

Almost frightened by the facts in front of him, Fifth Hao didn't even bother to watch the plot first, so he quickly reached out for a non-standard monkey stealing peach, and quickly and quickly confirmed his current gender—it hasn't changed! !

Lao Tzu's spear is still there!Still so strong!

I'm relieved!

He was so happy that he almost cried, he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and let out a long breath.

I'm so fucking scared to death!

After confirming that the Space-Time Management Bureau really kept the last integrity and did not shamelessly press himself into bodies of different genders, Fifth Hao had the time to look around, and filled his eyes with the red "囍". There are red azaleas and well-dressed guests.The focus of his eyes was on the gorgeously dressed middle-aged man sitting on the high hall seat, and sitting sideways on the other side, walking around on both sides. Then he bent down to pick up the hijab on the ground, put it back on his head again, and saved himself from forgetting for a while. Make trouble.

While rubbing his neck with his right hand, which was already on the verge of being crushed, while always opening up the plot of this world in his mind, Fifth Hao carefully read the novel from beginning to end, and then from beginning to end, until he confirmed that he hadn’t read it. After making a mistake, I finally closed the book painfully.

Then I sighed in my heart.

This novel is called "Tian X Chronicle", and it is a scumbag-oriented BL novel... In fact, it is not right to say it is BL, because there is no such thing as a woman in the background setting of this world.Instead, there are two types of men in it, one is a normal man, and the other is called a 'brother'.

'Brother' is similar to women in other worlds. Although it has a male appearance, its appearance and physique are softer, and it can conceive and have children after intercourse with men.It is also very simple to distinguish a brother from a man. When all brothers are born, there must be a red mole on one of the earlobe, eyebrow center, eye corner, lip corner, and chin.The brighter the color and the more upright the position, the stronger the fertility and the higher the appearance. Generally, when the emperor chooses a concubine, those who have cinnabar moles in the corners of the eyes and the center of the eyebrows will have to be brushed if they can't even pass the first test. Lose.

The protagonist Shou in the original book is also a "brother", but the cinnabar mole is located on the corner of the lip, and the color is only light pink, which is not the route of stunning beauty.Xiaoshou's name is Xu Yi, he is the old son of General Huaihua, and the male lead and the fourth son of Prince Siqin are childhood sweethearts and grew up together.In the early stage, their relationship was a big triangle that was very popular. Xiao Shou became the prince's bamboo horse after he fell in love with all his heart. The same as the male main attack of the man.After growing up, the male protagonist Gong proposed marriage to Xiao Shou when he was young, but was rejected by the other party with tears in his eyes. Then, within a few days, Xiao Shou was given a marriage by the emperor to the prince who was already a prince.

Xiao Gong was disheartened, and had already planned to fulfill them, so he retreated behind the scenes.Unexpectedly, the prince himself is also a playboy. He usually treats Xiao Shou not very well, but at least he is kind. A kind of disgust, even cold violence.Xiao Gong saw these things in his eyes, and in the end he couldn't stand his love being treated like this, and he couldn't bear the disgusting eyes when the other party looked at him, so he found Xiao Shou in private and made a bet with him that if the prince abandons him, I'm going to marry myself.

It may be that he has gradually given up on the prince's attitude, but Xiao Shou actually agreed to the other party. After that, Xiao Gong began to respond to the prince, intentionally or unintentionally, like playing tricks.The father and elder brother of Xiaogong in the middle died in battle one after another. He finally got rid of his hostage status, and was sent by the emperor to Zhenzhou to support the garrison, so that he could show his ambitions.Later, there were rumors in Beijing that the Liao Kingdom was coming to attack and that Zhenzhou was in danger, so the prince asked the emperor to go and see the situation. Xiao Shou, who had developed feelings for Xiao Gong, finally realized his sincerity and begged the prince to go with him. Unexpectedly, before reaching the place, their convoy was attacked by the Liao army on the way, and the personnel were scattered.Xiao Shou was lucky, and was rescued by Xiao Gong on the way to escape. During the time they spent together in the military camp, the relationship between the two developed by leaps and bounds. After a series of events fermented, the two finally agreed to each other for life.After the crisis was resolved, Xiao Shou and the prince were bestowed a marriage by the emperor, so they couldn't get married easily, and they were also wary that the other party would take advantage of this to delay them to death.The two decided to use tricks, Xiao Gong pretended that he admired the prince, and said that if he divorced Xiao Shou, he would be with him. After some hesitation, the prince really divorced him heartlessly, but he went crazy after seeing them together Wanting to take revenge, he was eventually imprisoned by the emperor for life for framing the imperial court official. Xiao Gong and Xiao Shou spent the rest of their lives defending their family and country on the battlefield, becoming a pair of famous generals who will be remembered in history.

It's lucky to say it's lucky, it's unfortunate to say it's unfortunate. The object I'm going to play this time is not the little shou he thought of at the beginning, but the 'scum' in this scumbag novel where the relationship between the characters is as messy as a mess.It was the prince Chen Qiyan who was adopted by his own father to avoid suspicion.As for why it was her phoenix crown and Xiapei instead of the bride, judging from the memory of the original owner, this is purely the background setting of this world-the 'brother' dresses up as a husband on the day of marriage, the man dresses up as a wife, After entering the bridal chamber, the elder brother picks up the hijab to cover his own head, and then the man picks it up again, implying that "the old filth is gone, and the new makeup is on the person", which can be regarded as a win.

Then he confirmed the target of this client's strategy—the protagonist of this article, Xu Yi.

Gee tut.

The fuck is the protagonist?

If He Qiushuang was assigned the easiest difficulty because someone was in charge, this client must have offended someone, so he deliberately increased the difficulty for him!You have to know that the protagonist Shou already has his own affiliation, the object of his affiliation is the prince of the current dynasty, and there is a male protagonist who is a childhood sweetheart and the son of the general of the town to stare at him, unless he/she wears an emperor, or he is lucky to wear it. Otherwise, even if he is so charismatic enough to really take Xiao Shou down, the background of these two people alone is enough to drink a pot!

This is bad luck.

Lighting a row of candles for the other party in his heart, Fifth Hao took advantage of this time to look at the memory of the original owner, and felt that the people around him were moving, someone helped him to straighten up, and another voice screamed , prolonging the ending and saying loudly, "Send-into-cave-room----"

According to the setting of this world, it should be the groom's father who will receive the guests and be congratulated by the guests, and the bridegroom himself will not be present.However, the father of the second man had died of illness two years ago, so the people who are receiving blessings outside now are the second brother's father's brother, the current emperor and queen.

In short, you don’t need to worry about these things yourself. He was supported and walked for two sections. When Wu Hao sat on the bed, he tore off his hijab according to the original book, and let the waiter Get rid of the thing on his head that is so heavy that he is about to suffer from cervical spondylosis.Leaning on the couch, he casually grabbed a handful of longan and red dates sprinkled on it. With his legs crossed, he ate leisurely, waiting for Xiao Shou who deliberately came later than himself.

Sure enough, after about half a stick of incense, he heard a knock on the door.Spitting out the leftover jujube stones in the attendant's hand, he half-raised his eyelids, looked at the other person lazily, pointed to the round stool in front of the Eight Immortals table with his well-maintained fingers, and said, "Sit."

"...you all go out." Xu Yi sat down on the stool holding his breath, his lips were tightly pursed, and the lines of his face, which were much tougher than those of ordinary brothers, appeared more profound.His sitting posture is quite stressful, his body is like a stretched bow, ready to explode at any moment.After everyone went out and closed the door considerately, he pushed the table with one hand to vent his anger, and said aggrievedly, "Husband, how could you treat me like this!"

Just as he was about to start the mocking mode, Yu Guang accidentally glanced at the solid wood table that had been torn off by the other party unintentionally, and imaginatively presupposed the more serious consequences of the claw on his body.. ...Swallowing, Fifth Hao immediately adjusted the original boneless sitting posture to a semi-formal state, for fear that it would become true if he was not careful.

The back of the neck, which was already a bit stiff, is now as hard as a rock. He pierced the original owner's words without swear words, and spun the words attacking the other party's parents three times in his stomach, feeling that he should not irritate the other party. So much so that after the bloody case was caused, he said, "Hmph, when I said that I wanted to marry this king in spite of face, I was very stubborn, why? I can't bear this grievance? Then you should go and tell my emperor brother as soon as possible, let this king marry you." I'll give you a break."

"You...you have no intentions, and you never said no when the matchmaker came to the door." Being treated like this by his beloved on the wedding night, the only sweetness left in Xu Yi's heart was tainted with bitterness.He was so wronged that his eyes were red, tears were rolling inside but did not fall, he bit his lip and said, "I don't ask you to promise me your sincerity now, but today is your big day, you should treat me better. "

Damn, don't cry if you have something to say!

This is a pot created by people, and I don't want to do this either!

Throwing away the leftover snacks in his hand, facing the other party's eyes that were about to cry, Fifth Hao's heart hurts, but on the surface, he still raised the corners of his lips as described in the original book, icy and cold, as if the protagonist who got married is not I generally said, "A big day? I'm sorry, but this king has never been interested in free gifts."

Free, free, free, free...

Repeatedly repeating these words several times in my heart, Xu Yi thought of the possibility that he heard two days ago, finally could not hold back the tears, choked up and complained, "You and my childhood sweetheart have never seen you like me for so many years. Other brothers... I thought you were also interested in me, so you asked the emperor to marry you, but I never thought that Zang Dan really didn't lie to me, you really like men!"

Fifth Hao:? ! ! ! ! !

Did the customers in this world come earlier than me? !