Jinjiang Healing Cat Essence Daily

Tian Jinjiang's first verbal molestation|play with Miao Qing was successful, and he was very proud.But he didn't dare to be too embarrassing, if Miao Qing got annoyed, he might not be scratched but bitten.So he took the initiative to lead the topic elsewhere, and asked Miao Qing to walk down the cat: "You haven't said anything yet, what the hell are you three doing here?"

Miao Qing was cold for a while, and felt that she was almost able to win the respect, and then slowly replied: "Catch ghosts."

Tian Jinjiang was mentally prepared to a certain extent, but his back still shivered like a conditioned reflex, and he lowered his voice: "This place...is there really a ghost? But didn't you say last time that there is only 'fire'?"

Miao Qing took out her mobile phone, wrote the word "魙 (zhān)" by hand, and turned the screen to Tian Jinjiang: "It is actually this character, because it is too difficult to write, so we usually call it 'ghost'. Strictly speaking, it It’s not a ghost, it’s a condensed hostile energy just like ‘苗’, and it’s higher level than ‘藤’. Generally, ‘街’ has no self-awareness and no intelligence. But 魙 has intelligence, and its attack power is relatively strong .When I came last time, this thing should have run away, but I didn’t see it.”

"魙..." Just looking at such a dense number of strokes, I really want to kill this thing. "Is this the shadow that Tangtang's boyfriend saw?"

"It's very similar." Miao Qing pondered for a moment, "Tangtang said that when her boyfriend saw the shadow, the shadow was moving in another direction, that is, it was moving away from him, right?"

"correct."

"This shows that the '魙' just passed by him. When the '魙' is very close to people, ordinary people can't see them at all. Only when they are far away, or approaching from a distance, ordinary people can see them." There is a certain chance of seeing them. ——The latter situation is very dangerous. If a person clearly sees a 'drill' approaching him from a distance, then this 'drill' is going to attack this person."

A classic scene from an old-fashioned horror movie appeared in Tian Jinjiang's mind: a long straight corridor, deep and dark, with a black human-shaped shadow standing abruptly at the end.The shadow slowly moves towards the camera, disappears, flashes, disappears, flashes, faster and faster, getting closer to the camera each time it appears.

"Damn, do you want to be so graphic?" Tian Jinjiang shuddered, put his arms around his shoulders and complained: "After I'm with you, my life is a romance movie for a second, a horror movie for a second, and I often switch without warning."

"Not afraid, not afraid." Miao Qing patted his head, "Although '魙' are very aggressive, they have a characteristic that they only attack certain specific targets that will arouse their hatred, and anyone other than the target will be attacked by them." Ignore it. Tangtang's boyfriend had close contact with that '魙', but he was not attacked. It's just that the '魙' would attract 'Xing', and he was possessed by the following 'Xing'."

"I still feel terrible. Are the three of you planning to get rid of this '魙'? Will it be dangerous?"

"It's not that hard to get rid of, but we want to catch it. The 'drills' are self-aware and can be manipulated in some way. We suspect that someone is manipulating these 'drills', and if we catch one, maybe we can I found some clues. — By the way, I have something for you." Miao Qing flipped his wrist, and a red rope hung from his hand, with a strangely shaped jade pendant dangling from the bottom.

"Didn't I tell you that some jade stones are very sensitive to hostility?" Miao Qing held her chin in one hand while admiring the jade pendant with the other, "This is a jade bi from the Han Dynasty. It has been raised for a long time and has become spiritual. You wear it on your body to protect yourself. Remember, if it suddenly breaks for no reason, no matter where you are, you must leave that place immediately."

"What you said made me so nervous. Why do I feel that being a human is so dangerous?" Tian Jinjiang took the jade bi with a bitter face, held it in his hand for a closer look, and felt a little heartache: "Is this expensive?" Even if he didn't I understand jade wares, and I also understand that the price of ancient jade in the Han Dynasty of this quality will not be low.

Miao Qing was upset again, "Do you know how hard it is to find spiritual jade? I spent a lot of time finding it, and you only care about the price!"

Tian Jinjiang has made great progress on the road of adapting to the wind, and immediately changed his mind, "Who said I care about the price, I care about you. It's not only the price that is high that is called expensive. The things you gave me Everything is precious. That's why I say, it's expensive."

"Yo." Miao Qing raised her eyebrows, "Not bad, your reaction ability has become faster now. But I heard you say 'this is very expensive', it seems to be a question."

"No, this is a hypothetical question. The full version is this: 'Isn't this expensive? Of course! Whatever you give me is very precious!' I interrupted, I haven't had time to express my feelings. In the end, you blamed me instead, is there any reason?"

"..." Miao Qing narrowed her eyes, "Go and update your article. I think if you can maintain the current brain speed, you should be able to update [-] articles a day."

There were footsteps and voices in the corridor, and it was my colleague who had returned from lunch.Tian Jinjiang quickly pushed Miao Qing, "Go away."

"Why are you chasing me?" Miao Qing not only didn't walk away, but even leaned closer.When Miao Qing was a cat, Tian Jinjiang refused to let him jump on the table, and he stubbornly refused to leave.

"It's not good for them to see. I don't want other colleagues to know that I have known you for a long time, otherwise someone will definitely ask me for your contact information."

"What nonsense." Miao Qing snorted coldly, turned and left, and suddenly stepped back in one step with lightning speed, supported the back of the chair with one hand, and bent down.

Before Tian Jinjiang could react, he felt a malicious bite on his lips.In the next moment, Miao Qing was several meters away, sitting on the sofa next to the water dispenser one second before the door was pushed open, leisurely flipping through the newspaper with a glass of water, as if he was already sitting there for an hour.

"..." Tian Jinjiang once again affirmed the idea that cats are definitely alien creatures.These guys can always complete incredible teleportation under people's noses, as if they can use shadow | body and invisibility.As long as there is a cat in the room, it will make people feel that all places are cats.Conversely, if they don't want to be seen, then even if there are cats everywhere in the room, none of them will be seen.

Several colleagues came in one after another, and Tangtang was among them.She first caught sight of Tian Jinjiang, "Hey, Tiantian, you haven't eaten yet?" Then she glanced at a guy with a glowing effect next to the water dispenser, and immediately lowered her voice by an octave: "You... hello. "

"Hello." Miao Qing nodded to her, gentle yet serious, kind and demeanor, making everyone feel the harmony like spring, only Tian Jinjiang could see a big wave of "play" floating above his head The barrage with the words "Jing 66666".

"Miao Qing, come here." Bai Zhao refused to know when he stood at the door, pushing his glasses on the bridge of his nose solemnly, "Let's go to the personnel department again, there are still some procedures to go through."

Tangtang sighed excitedly at the backs of the two goblins: "Ah, ah, both of them are abstinence, which is amazing. My food is mine. Tiantian, do you know what an abstinence is? Three good things: Facial paralysis, few words, and a diminution of expression."

"Ah? I just think it's the one with glasses." Tian Jinjiang muttered in his stomach, Miao Qing's face was paralyzed and he didn't talk much, and he was clearly the expression king of the tuberculosis department.

"No, no, no. The three criteria I mentioned just now are very general standards, and they are actually divided into many subspecies and variants. Sister, I have been studying the abstinence department for more than ten years, and I have seen all kinds of them, so I am sure of them when I look at them. "

Tangtang talked more and more vigorously, squinting his eyes, as if observing a rare creature through a magnifying glass, "Listen, let me analyze and analyze for you. The handsome guy on the left with glasses is born with little expression, and the first impression is very He is cold, but in fact his personality is not necessarily like this, maybe there is another side with a particularly strong contrast. The tall handsome guy on the right is another type."

"What type?" Tian Jinjiang couldn't help asking.

"Tian Tian, ​​if you have a cat, you should know the cat's personality. Although cats may take the initiative to act cute and cuddly, they are actually very cunning little villains. They pay great attention to keeping a distance from people. They only treat people they really like. Only then will I really stick to it. That tall handsome guy feels like a cat to me. Although he looks very friendly, he is actually very reluctant to approach others. He will only be passionate about the person he likes. This is a kind of hidden abstinence~"

Tian Jinjiang didn't speak, he was surprised by Tangtang's sensitivity.Hidden abstinence, only affection for one person.Miao Qing, he... seems to be like this.

The jade in his hand was heavy, and his body temperature had already been squeezed.Tian Jinjiang carefully put it on next to his body.Miao Qing's heart must be cherished even more.

In the afternoon, three temporary desks were added to the office of the IT department, and three goblins moved in aggressively.

It didn't take long for Tian Jinjiang to figure out one thing.

These three guys must have come here for another purpose besides what was entrusted by the client of Chizuo, which is to mock the working dog.

While Tian Jinjiang was diligently writing code, the three goblins happily played games online.

While Tian Jinjiang was diligently testing the module, the three goblins happily poured water on the Internet.

While Tian Jinjiang was diligently writing the documentation, the three goblins were happily shopping online.

While Tian Jinjiang was diligently designing new functions, the three goblins chatted happily on the Internet.

Tian Jinjiang finally couldn't bear it anymore, and took a moment to send a message to Miao Qing: [I said, do you three get paid? 】

Miao Qing: [Don't take it. 】

That's about the same.Tian Jinjiang was mentally balanced.

Miao Qing: [The clients of Chiyu will pay us a fee, and the three of us will share it equally.not for you. 】

He said a number, and Tian Jinjiang almost spat blood on the monitor.It turns out that the previous sentence "Don't take it" should be accompanied by an expression of "╭(╯^╰)╮". Compared with the remuneration, the salary is like a hair that falls from the cow, and people don't even bother to take it.

What is the reason?I wrote the code very hard, and you are just trying to catch a ghost...

……All right.It seems that hunting ghosts is slightly more difficult than writing code.

During this period, the manager of the personnel department came to raid Zhagang again. Everyone else was on the verge of an enemy, and only the three goblins continued to do what they should.The manager of the personnel department glanced at the bare feet that were raised high on the table, his facial muscles twitched, he shrank his neck and said nothing.

The HR manager is a snobbish and domineering person, he can do whatever he wants with his background, and everyone in the company has a lot of grudges against him.Tian Jinjiang watched him being ignored but didn't dare to attack, and then remembered his mobile phone repair bill, and silently sent a [Fierce applause.gif] emoji in his heart.

When he was about to leave work, Tian Jinjiang was packing his things when a dialog box popped up on the screen, and Miao Qing pulled him into a group.

Apart from Tian Jinjiang, there are four avatars in the group members.Three of them are on, and only one head of a black lark is dark. It should be the little partner in the "Tian Tuan" who has not yet appeared.

[Administrator] Chi Yu: "The rules of this group, honest people have to report their measurements and penis size when entering the group. Hurry up, or you will be kicked out."

【Creator】A Bai: "Don't pay attention to him. He is a snake spirit."

Tian Jinjiang: "Yes. Is there something to discuss about adding me?"

【Creator】Abai: "Yes."

[Creator] A Bai: "Do you have a lot of emoticons? I want emoticons. Emoticons are also available."

Tian Jinjiang: "...What? [Shocked.jpg]"

【Creator】Abai: "Ah, I haven't seen this emoji before, so I've accepted it. Is there any more? [Expectation.jpg]"

Tian Jinjiang: "Well... Ah Bai, what are you doing collecting emoticons?"

【Creator】Abai: "[Sigh.gif]"

[Creator] Abai: "We fish can't make expressions, even the changes in our eyes. I yearn for the feeling that I can use expressions to interact with others, so I got used to collecting emoticons everywhere without knowing it. ..."

Tian Jinjiang felt a little sad, so he quickly sent all his emoticons.

【Creator】Abai: "Wow so much! Thank you! 【Happy.jpg】"

[Creator] Abai: "Look up and take a look, I'm coming."

What's the meaning?Tian Jinjiang raised his head suspiciously.The colleagues have already left, and there are only a few of them left in the office at this moment.A water ball was suspended in front of his eyes, and the platinum-gold guppy looked at him quietly.

Then, the fish... laughed.

Laughed.

Laughed.

Tian Jinjiang: "..." Couldn't make an expression as agreed? ?I've never seen a fish with such a shameless expression! ! !

The guppies swam back.In the group, Chi Yu posted a laughing emoji, stood up and said to Miao Qing, "You pay for supper, you pay for supper!"

Miao Qing looked at Tian Jinjiang silently.Tian Jinjiang was puzzled: "Wait a minute, what's going on? What are you doing?"

Bai Zhao, who had turned back into a human form, refused to push his glasses, and explained politely: "It's like this. The three of us discussed in the group just now, who will pay for the supper at night. Chi Yu came up with an idea, let me lie to you about this Honest man, if you say I can’t make an expression, let’s see if you believe it. Miao Qing said that you can’t be that stupid, you can still make an expression after seeing the red scorpion transform back into a snake. As a result..." He showed his smile The same shameless smile as that fish just now.

Tian Jinjiang: "..." My heart is so tired.Don't trust you goblins any more.

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