Jinjiang Healing Cat Essence Daily

Life is a debuff that makes people lose blood continuously.

Tian Jinjiang understood this truth very early on.However, it was the first time he experienced the feeling of the blood tank being completely empty today.

If you want to choose one of the sexiest animals in the animal world, Tian Jinjiang's answer must be cats.

The cat combines the strength and flexibility of the muscles to the extreme, plus the perfect body curve and the enchanting eyes with its own eyeliner. It just raises its claws and feet, and it attracts countless cat slaves to kneel down and sing conquest.

When the cat becomes a person, the visual effect can be imagined.

At this moment, such a man was lying in front of Tian Jinjiang's eyes.

A man of outstanding looks.

A man with strong muscles and soft bones.

A man with eyeliner + color contact lenses and an iceberg face.

A naked man.

From the middle of the night to the twilight, Tian Jinjiang and this man have been staring at each other for two or three hours.

Oh no.To be precise, Tian Jinjiang has been staring at this man.Most of the time, this man was sleeping as if nothing had happened. Occasionally he opened his eyes to look at Tian Jinjiang who was dazed, then turned over and continued to sleep.

The light coming through the curtains grew brighter.In the distance, the sound of early shop opening can be faintly heard.

This life-like atmosphere dilutes the strong sense of fantasy in the room, and Tian Jinjiang regains part of his sanity.

"You...really Xiao Hei?" He spoke the first words to the man on the bed.

"I've already explained it to you." The black-haired and blue-eyed man yawned lazily, and Tian Jinjiang saw the pink tongue in his mouth.

Looking back, the other party seemed to have indeed explained something to him.But his blood tank was completely empty and his brain froze, and he didn't hear anything.

"What else do you want to ask, it's best to ask all at once. We cats hate chatter." The man sat up, lowered his head and rubbed the top of his head with his palm, which is Xiao Hei's usual movement of rubbing his ears.

Tian Jinjiang stared at the other party for a moment, and seriously asked a highly philosophical question: "Isn't the cat's dick hidden in the testicles, why can't you see it?"

"..." The man explained coldly yet gently, "Because I am in human form now."

Tian Jinjiang: "..."

"I thought you would care more about what I'm planning to do here." The man looked at him inexplicably, as if he was looking at his son whose intelligence level was below average.

Tian Jinjiang was ashamed.My cat suddenly turned into a human being. No matter who faced this situation, they probably couldn't say anything high-quality.It took him all night to digest this fact, his brain was turning into solid glue.

"Then, what are you planning to do here?" Tian Jinjiang followed suit.

"I'm collecting hostility." The man took two steps closer to him, quickly reached two or three centimeters in front of him with one hand, and raised it slightly.Following the opponent's movements, Tian Jinjiang saw a faint black line appear in the air, and then quickly dissipated.

"This is the hostility on your body." The man narrowed his blue cat eyes, "Because you didn't sleep all night, you will have hostility at dawn. But the degree is very slight, even if I don't care, it will soon resolve itself .”

When he said this, Tian Jinjiang really felt a lot more comfortable in his heart, like opening a window to let in fresh air.

"The hostility...is it so easy to generate?" He touched the place where the black line appeared just now, "I thought that only those with strong resentment would have hostility."

"This is a very common misunderstanding. As long as it is a living person, it will produce hostility, just like exhaling carbon dioxide." The man's cat lips curled up, but he was not smiling.Tian Jinjiang often sees this expression on Xiao Hei's face. Now that the other party is condescending, the meaning is more obvious:

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"You seem to be showing an expression that we humans usually call 'contempt'." Tian Jinjiang couldn't help reminding the other party, "Using the words of our IT industry, your interface is not very friendly."

The man hastily adjusted his expression, "I'm sorry. It is the nature of our cat clan to look down on humans, and I will pay attention to restraint."

Tian Jinjiang: "..." I don't want to keep cats anymore, okay?

"I'm hungry. Have you been particularly unlucky lately? I don't want to eat cat food anymore, can I have a piece of ham?" The man opened the small refrigerator by himself and inspected it.

"Does that sentence in your middle have a logical relationship with the context?"

"No." The man took out the ham sausage, the nail of his index finger suddenly turned into a sharp shape, and cut open the package, "Our cat's brain is multi-threaded, and we are used to thinking about many things at the same time. So we have many emotions Change, I hope you can understand."

Tian Jinjiang has a deep understanding.He has always thought that a cat is a delicate animal. One second he was still enjoying your touch, and the next second he suddenly bites you and walks away without looking back. Flicking his tail patiently.

Wait, a cat's brain is multi-threaded... isn't that more advanced than a human brain?

Tian Jinjiang thought carefully and was terrified.He thought of a widely circulated sci-fi meme: Earth civilization is actually an appendage of a higher civilization.That higher civilization has been monitoring humans, but humans don't know it.

Could it be that the so-called high civilization monitors are cats? !

Thinking about it this way, Tian Jinjiang is in a bad mood.

"Also talk about your problem." The man put the ham sausage under the tip of his nose, sniffed it, and took a small bite, "You will be unlucky because of the unexplained hostility gathered around you. Where there is too much hostility, disasters will come." It must come."

"But it's not right." Tian Jinjiang was puzzled, "Didn't you just say that people will have hostility when they are alive? There are so many people in this city, they must have been hoarding a lot of hostility all the time!"

The man shook his head, "As I said just now, ordinary hostility will soon be resolved by itself. But if a person's hostility is too heavy, beyond his own ability to resolve it, the hostility will accumulate, forming a hidden danger of disaster Think back, is there anyone around you who has behaved abnormally recently?"

"This... doesn't seem to be there." Tian Jinjiang tried his best to search in his brain for a while, but to no avail.His interpersonal relationship is extremely simple, apart from his colleagues, he has no regular contacts.Colleagues seem to be quite normal, did not feel unusual. "Besides, if someone else is hoarding anger, why am I the unlucky one?"

"Because you have a special talent." The blue cat's eyes flashed, showing a serious look, "You are born with a special ability to control anger, but you don't know how to use it. If you don't take it, you will be blamed. A person If you don't use your talent properly, you will be harmed by it in turn."

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