Jinjiang Healing Cat Essence Daily

Summer weather is changeable.It was still sunny in the morning, but it became cloudy in the morning, and then it rained cats and dogs.

When Miao Qing saw the heavy rain, she became excited, changed back into a cat form, jumped on the windowsill, stood up, and rhythmically patted the water droplets that appeared on the glass with her two paws, accompanied by the sound of raindrops knocking on the window.The paws are busy, and the mouth is not idle, and the meow meow is full of joy.

Compared with those goblins who have practiced for hundreds of years, his time as a human is actually very short.Just like a young genius, although he is extremely talented, his heart is still a child.

After a while, the rain became less violent, and there were no new drops of water on the glass.Miao Qing stopped, wagging her tail and slowly squatted down, looking a little disappointed.

Looking at that little figure from behind, Tian Jinjiang suddenly felt distressed.He is busy with work, and he is exhausted every day when he comes home, so he rarely plays with Miao Qing.When he was not at home, did Miao Qing often squat alone in front of the window like now?

Tian Jinjiang was suddenly abused by his own thoughts, and walked over to pick Miao Qing up.

"?" Miao Qing asked with her eyes.

Tian Jinjiang hesitated.He didn't actually think about what to do with Miao Qing.There are things like cat teasing sticks and scratching boxes at home, but it seems inappropriate to use them to tease Miao Qing.So he just held Miao Qing like this, one person and one cat kept staring wide-eyed for several seconds.

"..." Miao Qing's eyes were flattened, and her ears were pulled down into airplane ears, as if to say: If there is a book, let me play it, but if there is no book, let me down.

Tian Jinjiang also felt quite stupid.There are too many things Miao Qing can play with, and she is not limited to cat toys.You can play cards and chess, and there are many games on the laptop, so just ask Miao Qing what he wants to play!

Thinking of this, he planned to put Miao Qing on the ground to make him change back to human form.

"!" Seeing Tian Jinjiang's hands tend to fall, Miao Qing's eyes immediately widened again, as if she couldn't believe it: You really want to let me go!

"..." Tian Jinjiang's hands froze.Well, he almost forgot, how can a cat be expected to say what it really thinks?Even if you ask Miao Qing himself, the answer you get will probably be "No, I don't want to play with you, you stupid humans" or something like that.

Looking across the bookshelf by chance, Tian Jinjiang felt blessed in his heart and thought of the most appropriate way to accompany him.

"May I give you a massage?" He held Miao Qing high, "I've read about massage methods in books, and I really want to try it."

Miao Qing tilted her head and considered for a while, showing a noncommittal look.

"I'll take it as your acquiesce." Tian Jinjiang put Miao Qing on the bed, and took a cat raising book from the bookshelf.

This book was bought when he first raised Miao Qing.He read it twice carefully and drew a lot of key points.But it didn't take long for him to discover that in terms of self-care ability, Miao Qing was just like a person, and he didn't need to worry too much at all.So he put the book on the bookshelf and never read it again until today.

Tian Jinjiang turned to the marked page and read out the sentence he had drawn with a highlighter: "Massaging cats regularly can make cats more adaptable to human manipulation and handling. connected with experience.”

After a pause, Tian Jinjiang put down the book maliciously, "Did you hear that? You have to adapt to human manipulation." He deliberately emphasized the tone of the last word.Being kissed forcibly in the company at night, being molested in the bathroom in the morning, new and old grudges added together, it can't be so easily let go.He wants to take this opportunity to take revenge on Miao Qing.

"..." Miao Qing stretched out his claws and said that he wanted to read the book. He has the right to know what kind of treatment he will enjoy in the future.

"Come on, lie down, and I'll read the key words to you: circle, swing, flick, rub, finger lightly press, knead [※ see note]..."

Tian Jinjiang suddenly began to admire himself. Not only did he read the cat massage teaching as the charm of driving, but he also gently moved his hands in front of Miao Qing's eyes, twirling, rubbing and picking again, making various suspicious gestures.

"..." Miao Qing stretched out her paw again to express that she wanted to read a book.

Tian Jinjiang didn't show it to him, and quickly put the book on the bedside, and smiled mysteriously and ambiguously: "Come on, let's start."

Tune|play to tune|play, when it comes to real massage, Tian Jinjiang is of course meticulous.Miao Qing's suspicious eyes only lasted for a moment, and then she closed her eyes comfortably.Tian Jinjiang often types on the keyboard and is good at housework, with dexterous fingers.Coupled with a lot of love, it feels really extraordinary.Miao Qing's throat was vibrating with "snoring and snoring", her nails stretched and retracted in the pads, and she scratched Tian Jinjiang's pillow intoxicated.

Tian Jinjiang carefully observed Miao Qing's reaction.Judging by his appearance, this guy should feel pretty good.According to the book, if the cat is satisfied with the owner's massage, it will react as follows: tightly grasp the bed sheet under the body, hook up the toes involuntarily, and let out an unbearable groan from the throat...

No no no no no! !I seem to have taken the wrong script! !Sure enough, people will become abnormal after staying with evildoers for a long time! !

Tian Jinjiang hurriedly restrained his distracting thoughts, and repeated the seven-character mantra in his heart: I am an honest person.I am an honest person.I am an honest person.I am an old...

Miao Qing felt that Tian Jinjiang's movements were slowing down, thinking that the massage service was about to end, she turned her head and took a "snoring, slurping" kiss on Tian Jinjiang's fingertips.Tian Jinjiang immediately understood the affectionate and eager little eyes: I still want, I want, I want.

... I am an old driver.

At this time, the rain, which had been reduced before, picked up again, and a gust of wind engulfed the raindrops, crackling and hitting the window.Upon hearing the sound, Miao Qing immediately pricked up her ears, and she didn't even want to give up the massage for the time being, she rushed over excitedly and continued to be a taiko tamatomao.

Tian Jinjiang was dumbfounded, the guy he raised was really strange.Many cats have a mysterious interest in running water and like to lick the water droplets on the rim of the container.But I like to play with water droplets through the glass, it seems that I haven't heard of it.

After watching for a while, Tian Jinjiang discovered some details: Miao Qing may be playing, but he seems to be using this game to exercise his reaction and observation skills.Every time, his paws hit the same position at the same moment when the water drops fell on the glass, the movement was so fast that it was dizzyingly fast, and it even gave people an illusion, as if he had created those things on the glass. drops of water.

In other words, if they are outdoors now, Miao Qing can clearly see the trajectory of the surrounding raindrops and intercept them accurately.

...This dynamic vision and hand speed are too scary, right? !

Tian Jinjiang imagined a fight between himself and Miao Qing, and couldn't help but change his face in horror.Only then did he realize what a terrifying threat Miao Qing said, "You will be scratched by cats if you talk like that."Being scratched by such a hand speed, he basically has no face.In front of cat monsters, human beings are scum with only 5 fighting power.

After the torrential rain passed, Miao Qing finally had fun, flicked her tail contentedly, and jumped off the window sill with a "meow".He is quite satisfied with his skill.Although the Taoism has been reduced, the agility is still good.

When he was a little cat demon, he trained himself in this way.Cats are natural hunters, and cat demons are hunters among hunters. Seeing all directions and listening to all directions are the most basic skills.In martial arts novels, martial arts masters often use "catch flies with chopsticks" to exercise their ability to listen to sounds and distinguish their positions, but this is too difficult for Miao Qing, and besides, he doesn't want to stay in a place where there are flies.Once by chance, he took shelter from the rain under a transparent awning and discovered this good method.It won't get you wet, and you can catch the trajectory of raindrops with your eyes, and it's fun.

What could be more alluring to a cat than "fun"?

Since then, "catching raindrops through the glass" has become his favorite training program, and finally it has become pure entertainment.As long as it rains, he is excited.

The paw slapped the glass a little painfully, Miao Qing lowered her head and licked it, then ran to lie flat in front of Tian Jinjiang again, spreading her paw for a massage with charming eyes.

The contrast between movement and stillness was too great, Tian Jinjiang couldn't help but automatically replaced this scene with Miao Qing in human form in his mind, and added 3DIMAX movie special effects by the way: a man in black with a stern face blocked the raindrops flying with his bare hands He turned around and looked back, his light blue pupils were filled with tenderness like water.He lowered his head and licked the injured palm, then walked slowly towards the camera, lying flat with charming eyes, brought the licked palm to the owner, and said softly, "My hand hurt just now."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !What am I brainstorming? ?Why is there no picture in my mind when writing the plot, but full of pictures when YY? !

Tian Jinjiang is not well.He already had a premonition that he would never be able to happily be an honest person again from now on.

Gathering his mind, Tian Jinjiang raised Miao Qing and said seriously: "Let's exchange a request."

"Miu?"

"You said this morning that if I talk nonsense, I will be scratched by cats, and I sincerely accept it. I admit that I am really bisexual. two."

"Mmm."

"I also have a suggestion for you, and I hope you can take it seriously. When you become a human in the future, even if you are at home, you must wear clothes, at least underwear."

"..." Miao Qing gestured horizontally and vertically on her belly with her claws.

"Thongs won't work! Don't even think about it!"

Miao Qing's eyes were flattened again, and she pulled up the ear of the plane again.

Tian Jinjiang gritted his teeth and flicked Miao Qing's forehead with one hand, "I said before, you always dangle in front of me without wearing pants, and I will tell you if something will happen one day!"

The author has something to say: ※This part is excerpted from P184-185 of "Cat's Mind", author Arden Moore, translator He Yun

【How to massage cats】

Circular massage: Massage your fingertips in a clockwise or counterclockwise motion around a circle about the size of a 50-cent coin.

Wavy massage: Open your palms, stretch your fingers flat, and perform a side-to-side swinging massage (that is, imitating the movement of a wiper).

Flick with your hands.This action is like you are using your hands to brush off the crumbs on the table. You can use only 1~3 fingers to flick.

Use real rubbing action.Press lightly with your finger and move slowly along the cat's body to see how the cat responds best.

Knead carefully.This gentle stroking is an "opening and closing" movement with the palm and five fingers together.This massage is best for relaxing the cat's spine.

Observe the cat's reaction carefully during the massage.Look for the following reactions: make a contented "purr purr", roll over to one side, knead paws, and wink gently at you.If the cat twists its body as if trying to avoid you, makes a dissatisfied "haha" sound, twists its back to back away from your hand, or makes a "meow" sound of resistance, once the above situations occur, you must Stop the massage first.

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I swear that I never had any strange thoughts when I read these paragraphs before, I just learned how to massage cats very seriously (trust me! Look at my sincere face! QωQ) But after writing this article, I will read this A few paragraphs... I... [Suddenly change color.jpg] Please forgive me (*/︿*)