The super rich boyfriend who can't get rid of

The author has something to say: Lucky job-seeking event!

Tokyo Mori Detective Agency

"Mr. Mori, there is one thing about recruitment that I have to ask you to be completely at ease. Please don't refuse." Naoya Nakamura, who came from Hokkaido by Shinkansen early in the morning, bowed sincerely.

Mori Kogoro said in embarrassment: "It's really troublesome. Just the day before yesterday, I received an invitation from an old friend to go to his new homestay to soak in the hot springs. I'm about to leave in the afternoon..."

Mao Lilan dragged his luggage out of the room and complained: "If you didn't drink yesterday, we would have been in the hot spring."

Naoya Nakamura took out a check from his pocket, put it on the table, and pushed it to Kogoro Mori with both hands: "Please think again."

Mori Kogoro glanced at the amount on the check inadvertently——

100000000? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

He suddenly got up, slapped his palm on the table, pressed the check firmly, and promised seriously: "I am a very caring and responsible Mori Kogoro! How can I disappoint the guests who came from afar."

Conan: "..." Hey!

——Actually, this is not the story.

Graduation = Unemployment

Feng Gangcai, who just graduated from Aoxiang Vocational Technical School, stood alone at the fork of Zhongshan East Road, looking at the cherry blossoms flying in the sky...Suddenly he shouted to the sky: "God, give me a job with food and shelter Bar!"

"Here."

Suddenly there was a newspaper in front of him.

!!!

Feng Chuangcai looked excitedly at the old man who looked worse than him.

The newspaper in the old man's hand almost poked him in the face, "Don't you want to work with food and housing?"

"..." Feng Chuangcai took the newspaper excitedly.

The four sides of the entire newspaper are exactly the same. In other words, this is just a leaflet that looks like a newspaper.

but……

Feng Chuangcai quickly grabbed the old man who was about to sneak out: "Wait! Isn't the address 111 Ganggang Road?"

The old man shook his head: "No."

"... Isn't the recruiting unit Noah Hotel?"

"no."

hateful!

He has tried his best to implement the steps described in "Ghost Hotel", why is the result different?

The old man seemed to know what he was thinking, and replied, "Because the place where Shi Feixia met me is not here."

"Of course I know, but it's not written in the book." Feng Chuangcai said, "I've searched all over the hotel, and there is no one whose general manager is named Wu Zhenjian."

"...Have you ever thought that you may not be in the same city, the same province, or even the same world?"

Feng Chuangcai was stunned: "Is there a dimensional wall between Two-dimensional?"

The old man avoided answering: "Why do you want to go to Noah Hotel?"

Feng Guancai said without hesitation: "More money, less life, less welfare."

The old man said: "Don't worry, this job fully meets your expectations."

Feng Chuangcai rekindled hope, looked down at the leaflet——

The Ling Group is recruiting cleaners on the first floor.

Monthly salary: 2500 (including five insurances and one housing fund)

Requirements: Sincerity strives for good image, good temperament, warm and cheerful personality, diligent and quick hands and feet.Graduates from top 100 prestigious schools in the world are preferred; winners of Nobel, Oscar, Grammy, etc. are preferred; those who can speak 18 languages ​​are preferred (don’t call to ask questions, even less than one country);

Address: No. 2222, Hukou Road

———————Omit Feng Chuang Cai to go home to change clothes, take a wallet, take a bus, etc.——————

Hukou Road is a magical road. From No. 1 to No. 2221, there are all empty numbers.

Only No. 2222 stands still.

Feng Gangcai looked up at the majestic buildings occupying an entire street, and couldn't believe that he was actually going to such a place for an interview.

the most important is……

In his past 24 years, he had never heard of Ling Group at all.

A lonely passer-by walked slowly in front of him.

Feng Chuangcai humbly asked for advice: "Where is the gate of No. 2222?"

The indifferent passer-by instantly turned into a bosom brother, took out a small blackboard, and drew a simple schematic diagram: "With a step of 35 centimeters as a unit, you need to walk [-] steps to reach it. With a step of [-] centimeters as a unit, you It takes [-] steps to get there."

???

Feng Chuangcai asked: "Isn't that 36 steps?"

"!" Passers-by slammed the blackboard calmly: "It is inevitable that there will be errors in footsteps."

Feng Chuangcai: "..." This is not an error in footsteps at all, but an error in calculation, right?Moreover, the blackboard that appeared inexplicably did not disappear inexplicably after being dropped?

Passers-by led him to the door.

Feng Chuangcai: "..." You have to lead the way anyway, so why do you have to do word problems?

The guard came over and was about to speak, when the expressionless passer-by suddenly held Feng Chuangcai's hands excitedly: "Are you applying for the Ling's Group too? You are so discerning! The great Ling's Group has inherited the The glorious tradition of the nation, hard work, simplicity, sincerity, and enthusiasm. Although it is the world's leading large group, it has put down its high airs and opened recruitment to the general public. It really serves the people!"

Feng Chuangcai: "..." You said that to please the guard, right?And the other party is a guard, not the boss of the Ling Group, so it would be strange to be moved, right?

The guard took out two number plates and handed them to them respectively.

Seeing passers-by happily running in, Feng Chuangcai asked, "Why is his number plate golden and mine is white?"

The doorman said, "Because he is in first class and you are in ordinary class."

Feng Chuangcai asked: "What is the basis for classification?"

"I'm happy."

"..."

—————— Omit the [-]-character description of Ling’s Group’s splendor and majesty—————

From ten o'clock in the morning to ten o'clock in the evening, it was finally the turn of Feng Chuangcai who was so hungry that he wanted to give up several times but had to continue to attend the interview because the door was locked.

After entering.

The interviewer looked at Feng Chuangcai expressionlessly for a while, and suddenly said passionately: "You look so similar and dare to submit your resume to the world's largest super consortium - Ling's, you must have rich connotations, Profound knowledge, astonishing wisdom! No need to ask, you must have stepped on the bones of a group of candidates, and achieved the admiration of thousands of people, the attention of thousands of people, and the one-of-a-kind high school, exam, champion, and yuan!"

Feng Chuangcai said weakly, "College degree."

……

The interviewer took a deep breath and said: "You have extraordinary talent, you don't stick to secular education, your dream is to save mankind, and your journey is boundless ocean! You must have great scientific research achievements that attract the attention of the world, Lian Nuo The Bell Awards all bow to you!"

Feng Chuangcai broke the pot and said, "Does knitting count?"

……

The interviewer said with a stiff face: "You are as healthy as you, and you must be able to walk out of here consciously."

Feng Chuangcai turned his head and ran away.

Interviewer: "..."

—————————The camera turns—————————

Ling Group headquarters, in a small unimportant meeting room.

While the head of the HR department was not here, the PR department, planning department, and logistics department complained wildly.

"The funniest joke in 2018, the HR department can't hire cleaners."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"The saddest story in 2018, the HR department couldn't hire cleaners."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"The weirdest joke in 2018, the HR department couldn't find a cleaner."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

The door of the meeting room was suddenly pushed open.

The laughter stopped abruptly.

The three bosses pretended to be quiet.

The head of the personnel department sat down slowly: "The president's office has issued a new notice, asking our department to organize this year's spring outing."

Three bosses: "!"

"The plan is still under consideration. After all, the recruitment has not been completed, and there is no intention to organize."

"..."

The three bosses said one after another that the group is my family, and mutual assistance is the minimum.Recruitment is not a matter, leave it to you and me.

The logistics department took the lead in speaking: "As the logistics department, I am very ashamed. There is really not much I can do. I suggest improving the food level in the cafeteria and inviting famous chefs from all over the world to our company to hold a food festival. Try to let new foodies come in. Employees are overweight and applicants are pouring in."

The planning department hurriedly said: "I propose to recruit cleaners in the form of drafts! First audition, to eliminate a group of unqualified images; then group competitions by region, the lowest asking price is given priority; then the top ten competition, background, higher education Winner; at the end of the internal lottery, one out of ten will be selected, and the person selected on the bird screen will be lucky, blessed and blessed, and will shine on my Da Ling family forever!"

The public relations department said: "I don't think it needs to be so troublesome at all. It only needs four steps, advertise, make publicity, find trolls, and make gimmicks, and you don't have to worry about applicants not coming. I have already thought about the slogan of the advertisement, and it is called 'Fate starts from "Ling"; career depends on "Shi".'"

The head of the personnel department was very satisfied: "Very good! I believe that under the leadership of everyone, our group will definitely become an advanced health unit in the country. Okay, next, let's discuss the details of the one-day tour of the ancient city wall... Where are you going? The meeting hasn't finished yet... When will the recruitment plan you mentioned just now be implemented..."

"boom!"

The slamming door was the answer.

————— The boss who was dumped had no choice but to go back to his department to talk to his subordinates—————

The boss smiled and asked, "Have you recruited?"

The interviewer said: "The other party is still lurking in country A as the Minister of Health. Give me some more time and send him a few more oral texts, and he will definitely change his mind."

The boss smiled in confusion: "You have been looking for a cleaner for a month and still haven't found it. If he hasn't come to work tomorrow, I can only recruit an interviewer myself."

————— The interviewer who received the ultimatum ran around the residences of various applicants—————

The sky is bright.

Close the door of the house.

Feng Chuangcai, who got up early, went to fetch water with a bucket, when he saw the interviewer, who had not slept all night and had dark circles under his eyes, drifting lifelessly from across the street.

Feng Chuangcai said in surprise: "I didn't expect that we are neighbors."

The interviewer said indifferently: "Your house is a single-family illegal building, how can there be neighbors?"

Feng Chuang Cai: "..."

The interviewer showed a friendly smile: "Do you have any objection to the salary of 2500?"

Feng Chuangcai blinked: "If there is no objection..."

The interviewer's eyes lighted up again: "Then come to work today!"

Feng Chuangcai: "..." Immediately I didn't want to go.

The interviewer brought in a large truck and pointed to the half-ton book on it: "This is the company's rules and regulations, read it within an hour, and then go to work."

Feng Guancai dodges, knowing that his qualifications are blunt, and he is afraid that he will lose the trust of the lord.

The interviewer hurriedly said, why does Aiqing underestimate herself, I see that you are sallow and emaciated, and you are in need of food to survive.

Feng Chuangcai declined politely, the world regards thinness as beauty, and his subordinates just follow the trend.

The interviewer said: "Since you are a subordinate, you have acquiesced. Verbal promises are also legally binding."

I didn't expect the opponent to be superior!

Feng Chuangcai asked regretfully, "What do you value about me?"

The interviewer said: "Our group has always been people-oriented, and you are also an individual."

Feng Chuang Cai: "..."