"[Hammer base] Loki saw it and wanted to hit someone" Author: Five Elements Lack of Face,
——When Loki watched Hammer Base R18 fans
Rocky discovered the section about the Avengers in AO3 out of boredom. After enjoying the hot pornographic literature of Captain America and Tony Stark, he saw a Tag called Thor/Loki.The clever god of mischief has noticed that something is amiss.
*Half AU: After Loki stopped doing things, he lived in the Avengers Building with his brother, and the conflict with everyone has been weakened.
Tags: Doujin, Marvel, The Avengers, Thor Loki
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The weather was fine, and it was a good day for Rocky to sleep in.
But today he made an exception and got up early—ten o'clock, it was indeed "early" for him.Because Thor is coming back today (the great Thor is going to solve the small problems in Asgard), and as a qualified younger brother, Loki decided to prepare a funny and devastating prank for his brother, which means , which was amusing to him, and ruinous to Sol, a prank.
Make the security guard look like his ex-girlfriend and then get drunk and strip and leave him in his room?Oh no no no no, this is too old-fashioned, even if Saul is not clever, after the previous few lessons, he is now full of vigilance against all the Jane Fosters who appear in the Avengers Building.
Turn up the alcohol concentration a few times and put it in Sol's glass disguised as water?No way, Thor almost tore down the Avengers Building after he did this last time. Damn Stark once hinted to himself that if this kind of thing happened again, he would warmly invite that green thing to move too. Come in and live, and you will definitely become good neighbors with Loki.
Loki then thought of thousands of other pranks, but they were either too clichéd or not exciting enough, and it seemed that the god of mischief was exhausted.
Maybe I should Google it, Loki thought, ants might have good ideas sometimes.
Unlike Sol, Loki is very fond of the technology in the atrium, especially this kind of thing called "network", which is a good helper to pass the time sometimes.
If time can be turned back, then the second prince of Asgard will definitely risk his life to prevent himself from reaching out to the tablet at this moment.
>>>>>>
Everything should have gone smoothly, but today he received a message from Romanov for the first time, and what was even more surprising was that several messages bombed him immediately afterward.
"Oh Loki"
"Sorry I sent the wrong person"
"But Rocky"
"listen"
"This link has nothing to do with you"
"Don't open it"
"It's for your own good"
"okay"
The Cthulhu felt that things became more interesting. He remembered that this woman had cheated him out of his great plan (he didn't admit that it was because he got carried away and leaked the truth), but now he had her little secret in his hands. Of course, Rocky will not miss the best opportunity for revenge.
"I'm not interested in what you do behind the scenes"
He hurriedly returned to Natasha according to the ecstasy in his heart, and clicked on the link in the next second.
"It's for your own good"
Looking back now, Romanov really didn't lie to him. Loki asked himself many times, "Why didn't you just listen to others' advice?" He regretted recording the word "listen to advice" that never appeared in his dictionary. The most prominent page.
But it was all too late.
>>>>>>
The link looked like a novel, and Loki was a little disappointed.But the word "Stony" caught his attention.
Stony? Steve and Tony?Sounded like those two he knew.
Curiosity drove him to continue reading. Just like his guess, the novel was written by those two people.
At the beginning, the content was very normal. They were arguing daily. This scene was seen a lot by Loki, but when Rogers pressed Stark on the table, everything changed.
[Steve's eyes seemed to see through Tony, he fixed Tony's hands on the table with his right hand, and clasped his slender waist with his left hand]
Loki frowned.
If this development exceeded his expectations, then the following content made him almost drop the tablet.
[Tony twists his body to break free from Steve's restraints, and the latter knows exactly how to calm the fussy kitten in this situation, and Steve calms Tony down with just a kiss]
But the kiss made Loki restless.
After he was stunned for three seconds, he began to roll in a violent storm, which seemed to be the funniest thing he had seen in his life for thousands of years.
Loki would love to send the link to Tony Stark, the wacky kitten, but he'd rather read it now.
The god of mischief has completely forgotten his original intention to surf the Internet.
The accepting ability of man (god) is always stronger than he imagined. Loki wiped away the tears from laughing and enjoyed the hot sex process between Captain America and Iron Man.
He was even a little unsatisfied, and unknowingly slid to the bottom of the page - the author's message and comment area.
Loki wanted to glance at it, but one word stung his eyes.
"Thorki"
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A bad feeling made a forward roll in Loki's head, and if Stony was Rogers and Stark, then Thorki...
The Cthulhu made a swallowing motion, then carefully read the comment again:
【Your writing is really great!I started to follow you from that Thorki, looking forward to the sequel! 】
There is no mistake, THORKI, no matter how you think about it, it is Thor and Loki, no one in the courtyard will call such a noble name, Loki pursed his lips.
The evil god hesitated again and again, but in the end he couldn't control his hand. He clicked on the author's name and quickly found the so-called "Thorki" novel in that comment. The quickness was not because Loki was eager to see himself and his brother in the end. How to make love, but because the word stung his eyes all the time.
But he didn't consider that the contents inside might sting more than just the eyes.
But to be honest - though it's impossible to admit - Loki had some expectations for the content.For a little bit, just a little bit, he wanted to see his brother beg for mercy just like Tony Stark begged for Captain America in the article just now.
That's right, the second prince of Asgard never imagined the possibility of himself being the one below, not at all.
【Evil God in Prison】
First of all, this topic displeased the evil god who just came out of prison not long ago-it brought back many bad memories for him.
The story started when Sol went to visit Loki in prison. Seeing this beginning, Loki's expression immediately became mean. Sol never visited him, never, except when he asked him for help.
The evil god became more and more angry when he thought about it. He sat up from the bed, crossed his arms, and decided to take a good look at how he was visited by Sol in the story.
Rocky was a smart guy, he could more or less guess that he was going to pin his brother on the bed and fuck hard.Thinking of this, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth that he didn't even notice.But when he saw the next sentence, the smile instantly froze on his face.
[Loki entangled Thor like a snake, and his emerald eyes searched for Thor]
This is the second thing that Rocky has encountered in his short life span of thousands of years that scares him. The last time was when he was thrown around by that green fat man pinching his ankle like a skipping rope.
His hand that didn't even shake when he poked the kidney was shaking like chaff.
Why would I be entangled in Sol.
This sentence in the text is obviously slightly beyond the scope of Loki's understanding, and the fear of seeing himself entangled with his brother in pornography suddenly turns into anger.
It's nonsense, if according to the previous prediction, he should be the character who is entangled!
Loki didn't realize that he had successfully found the wrong focus, he continued to read angrily, looking for the plot he expected.
But it turns out that's where he should stop reading, get a good night's sleep and forget what he's read.
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The plot that Loki was looking forward to did not appear for a long time. He saw himself entangled with Sol, and then his brother suddenly said to him like a saint, "Loki, no, there are people outside."
Loki was about to explode, but Thor actually refused him, but after thinking about it, maybe he did have a reason to refuse. The eldest prince of Asgard definitely didn't want to be seen by others looking like he was dying under his younger brother.
Loki nodded approvingly, acknowledging Thor's reasonable refusal, and forgiving the author for letting himself entangle himself with him.
The Cthulhu felt that the development was a little slow, so he slid down the scroll bar impatiently, but he was stunned by a sudden sentence.
【"Brother...brother, um, don't use that..." Loki looked back at his brother tearfully.
"What if you go to the atrium to cause trouble again." Thor sent the hammer handle deeper into Loki, and the spiral patterns on it rubbed against the evil god's tight tunnel, which made Loki scream. 】
Loki literally screamed.
He gradually realized that he was the one who played the awkward kitten, not Saul.
The evil god paid the blood price for his stupidity, he should have thought earlier,
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