[Comprehensive] Playing off again

Why is a snake a top student, but he is a scumbag?

Tsunayoshi Sawada suddenly had doubts about the status of human beings on earth.

He quickly got a reasonable explanation.

Perhaps Yagami is the smartest snake among the snakes, but he is one of the bottom among humans... Someone who has already accepted the fact that he is useless thinks about this sad possibility, subconsciously ignoring other grades in the class Classmates in the middle class. ——For some reason, even though he has not seen Yagami's level with his own eyes, Tsunakichi is sure that the other party's level is extremely high.

Maybe it's the smell?

"No need. I will do the homework." Tsuna put down the eel rice, a little hesitant, "Can you eat it?"

He still hasn't forgotten the little white snake he saw in the mirror.

"I can eat it, but I don't eat."

Eat only eel.

Understanding the subtext of the other party in seconds, Tsuna looked at the size of the eel, recalled the little white snake's body only two chopsticks thick, and once again felt the demise of science.

Elan took a bite of the eel, and his expression lit up immediately, "Mom's craftsmanship is really good!"

... Wasn't she called "Mother Nana" before?

The boy slid down from the chair, gave him the central position of the desk, and concentrated on eating. Tsuna adjusted the angle of the mirror secretly, and saw the little white snake slowly swallowing the small pieces of eel specially cut by his mother. Snake letters spit out occasionally, it looks... quite cute.

Someone who had always thought that he would not like snakes thought.

Aware of his gaze, Elan raised his head and didn't respond to Gang Ji looking at himself through the mirror, but brought up the topic just now, "Why don't you let me help with homework? If I'm worried about handwriting, who can I imitate?" It’s not even noticeable.”

"no……"

Tsuna shook his head, looking a little lonely, "Iori should be very good, right? If you help me with my homework, it will arouse suspicion. After all, I am a good-for-nothing."

Elan stopped eating, reluctantly: "I can learn from your mistakes."

"……what?"

Tsunayoshi listened dumbfounded to Iori's series of plans, "Make it look like the error rate of homework is slowly decreasing over time, actively answer questions in class, and the test scores can also be improved slowly, so that after a day or two In a few months, teachers and classmates should be able to accept your change, as long as you take me with you at any time, these will not be a problem."

Elan took a bite of the eel, "No one will notice. I can help Ah Gang until he goes to college and enters the society to find a job." He was full of confidence, "Just do what Ah Gang wants, It’s fine to play or fall in love, I’ll take care of the rest—how, isn’t it exciting?”

Yes.

Tsunade heard her heartbeat quicken.

Bah bah, bah bah.

Tsunayoshi Sawada thought of Kyoko Sasakawa in his class, the girl he had been secretly in love with for a long time but never dared to confess. If her grades improved, she should be eligible to pursue her, right?Other classmates will no longer bully him, the teacher will also like him, he can also have many friends who can talk and laugh, and walk freely among the crowd...

A voice emerged from the bottom of my heart: Is the Kyoko you chased after like that, and the friends you made like that really your own?

Gangji scratched her hair in annoyance, looked up at Elan, and was about to refuse, but saw the other party make a silent gesture, "Don't worry, Agang, I am not a short-lived species, I can accompany you until death Oh, that is to say, you will never show any flaws in your life."

The young man's smile was bewitching, and he said softly: "A lie that lasts for a lifetime becomes the truth, right?"

The Dark God looked at Tsunayoshi's orange soul.

Very warm color, pure and clean, the light emitted is weak but pure, without any impurities.

That doesn't mean anything.

Junior high school students have not yet reached the junction of fate. Their immature thoughts and the protection they receive determine that their souls cannot be dyed too dark at this time. Although there are few people as pure as Tsunaki, they are Not without it.High school, university, society; family, friendship, love... By this time most of the naive students will become adults, for money/profit/emotion will become dirty, and the soul will become unsightly at a rapid speed.

Little bunny, what is your choice?

Say it.

He will grant your wishes.

Then, one day when you get bored, take everything from you.

But maybe he won't get bored until your life is gone, who knows?

Even the Dark God himself doesn't know what he will think in the next second, and this kind of unknown is one of the joys of living.

After eating the eel, Elan shook the tip of his tail comfortably, waiting for Tsunayoshi's answer.It doesn't matter if you take the first step of depravity or resist temptation, it's all good, isn't it?

Elam felt like he was playing a real-life RPG.

Ah, I remember that at Higurashi Shrine, he often played this... Thinking of this, a certain dog lover naturally thought of Inuyasha's soft dog ears, and the furry dog ​​god... Alas, when he left, it was On Mount Heiye, even the last face of Inugami was not seen.

it's a pity.

You mean a pet store?

Since the dogs in the original world were all monsters, in Elan's view, ordinary dogs were not dogs, and those without any special abilities were at best simulation dolls.In Earl D's place, the mythical animals include the nine-tailed fox A-Tian, ​​the gluttonous A-che, the three-headed dragon Zhuxiang/Runli/Huanan... As for the dogs, I didn't see them.

"Thank you for your kindness, but forget it." Gang Ji was very entangled, "Ah, I don't know how to say it, anyway, I don't think that's right..."

"why?"

Walking up to Gangji, Elan held his face, his black eyes were clear, "I will not betray you, Ganga."

The system fell silent.

Lies are commonplace for the Dark God, and the number of people who have been fooled has long been countless.He is like some kind of poisonous flower, which blooms beside the shining golden river bank. It has a beautiful appearance, elegant fragrance, and is tempting to pick. Those who are attracted by these flowers will become his prey.

Prey are often caught and, occasionally, escaped.

Like now.

Although he is very bad at rejecting others, Tsunayoshi still said: "Sorry, Yagami, I...maybe only suitable for being a good-for-nothing."

The boy looked a little lonely.

"Gang is great." Elan put down his hand, "It doesn't matter, no matter what kind of person A Gang is, I will stay with you."

"……Um."

There is a pet... No, Yagami's appearance can't be regarded as a pet at all... So, this is the first friend he made?Although the delivery method is a bit strange... Anyway, it's still very good.

The idea persisted for a short time.

Because Elan's next sentence was like this, "Azuna, you like Kyoko Sasakawa, right?"

!!!

"Hey hey hey hey hey - why do you know?"

"Because of the photo." Elan held the group photo on Gang Ji's class between his fingers, pointed to one of the short-haired girls, and said, "Look, this place is very smooth, obviously it's Gang, you often touch it with your fingers, it should be Just to wipe off the dust...it's easy to see how much you value her."

Where is it easy?

It's a long life, and the snakes these days actually have the attributes of detectives!

"Wait, I put this photo in the middle of the first grade textbook in the drawer, how did you find it?"

"That's how I found it."

Alan was puzzled.

"Well, this is my personal item..."

"I'm also your personal item."

"..."

Was speechless.

From now on, will he live a life without secrets?

Gangji couldn't help but shed tears of sadness.

When he was lingering with his homework, Elland said, "I'll go out for a stroll, and I'll be back in an hour."

"what."

"Ah, do you mind?"

"Of course...of course I don't mind!"

I didn't think Yagami would be in danger at all.

Elan opened the window, snake tail meandered to the table and jumped off.

"!!!"

This is the second floor!

Gang Ji quickly stretched his head to look down, the boy waved at him intact, and then went out along the lawn.The pure white snake tail slid across the green grass, looking as warm as white jade in the sunlight.Gang Ji once again had the feeling that his room didn't match the other party's.

Regardless, Yagami said he would be back soon.

Thinking of this, Tsuna looked frequently at the wall clock on the wall, and when it was 1 minute before 1 hour, someone appeared.

"...!"

"Hi?"

Seeing Tsuna Jina's frightened expression, Elan didn't understand why.

Suddenly saw a person outside the window, looking like a ghost, Gang Ji's heartbeat almost stopped, his hands trembled a little when he opened the window, and he whispered: "I didn't come back until the last minute... What did you do?"

Elan, who returned to Gangji's side, rubbed his chin and said, "I heard two boys laughing at you. What are you talking about, and you said that you are afraid of Chihuahuas? It's really embarrassing for men. ..." The young man smiled brightly, "I taught them a lesson just now, and helped Ah Gang take revenge on that Chihuahua!"

"……what have you done?"

Elan pointed with his fingers: "Well, I followed two boys to the bustling commercial street and lost their pants. One of the two's shorts was Crayon Shin-chan's, and the other was Annoying Dog. Passers-by were very impressed. I'm interested; I also found that Chihuahua, which is very cute, so I just checked its health, found a leaflet about pet sterilization and put it in the owner's mailbox."

"..."

Do you really think that Chihuahua is cute?

Gangji felt an inexplicable chill.

"Well, don't do this in the future..."

"why?"

He really doesn't seem to understand.That's right, no matter how much he looks like a human, Yagami is also a snake. How could he know about things in human society.Gangji sighed, "Before you do anything in the future, tell me first, okay?"

Elan stared at him for a while before saying, "Well, for the sake of you being the master."

That night, Tsuna protested Elan's behavior of wrapping his tail around him on the grounds that he had to get up early tomorrow and needed a good sleep today, but was rejected and fell asleep helplessly.

The next day.

"Gang, get up. Gang, if you don't get up again, you will be late!"

In the voice of her mother, Tsuna woke up leisurely, rubbed her eyes and looked at the wall clock - 7:45.

"It's late! Mom, why didn't you call me earlier!" He quickly sat up, and found that the tail of the snake had been removed, and Iori was sitting beside him, looking very happy, "No, mom called me many times, yes Gang doesn’t wake up by himself.”

"Why didn't you call me when you woke up?" Gang Ji was very sad and angry.

In the background sound of Nana's mother asking "Hey, is Ganga talking to Yagami", Elan smiled, "Gangna slept soundly, and if someone wants to punish Ganga for being late, I will let you He's pretty!"

Could it be that you can beat Senior Lark?

impossible.

Swallowing this sentence, so as not to be questioned when it was time to race against time, Tsuna changed into her school uniform in a hurry, "Mom, is the bento ready? Help me fill the water and squeeze the toothpaste, thank you!"

A quarter of an hour later.

"I am leaving!"