[Comprehensive] Playing off again

Il fans haven't been having a great time lately.

The matter first started with the hunter exam in January, to be precise, after someone lost contact.

The Yier fan who has a vague tendency to be a money fan, of course, can't bear the loss of contact or even disappearance of the beast at home, so he started to look for someone according to the clue - the photos he sent.

Hisoka is easy to find.

Even if he is just an ordinary person, that kind of attire is very conspicuous, not to mention that he is the owner of the Sky Arena, so Ill fans quickly locked on him, and because the opponent hunter returned to the Sky Arena after the exam, He also quickly found his target.

For the convenience of carrying out the task, the killer made a slight detour.

At that time, Hisoka had just taken a shower and was talking on the phone with the knight. The content was nothing more than complaining about El's dishonesty. He obviously had such strength but didn't show it. The contact information of the other party and then make an appointment.

The knight at the other end said that he could no longer contact anyone, and strongly suspected that it was Hisoka's fault, but of course a certain pervert would not believe it. He was getting more and more excited about the fact that he was hiding it well under his nose, and he covered his face and smiled lowly.

Knight: "..."

Hearing this sound suddenly, the kid hacker felt a little dirty.He refused to listen any more and said the closing words: "I'm dead, bye."

Hisoka dropped the phone, still laughing.

Some people combine fighting desire with sexual desire, which is specifically manifested as...

The Yier fan who appeared from the window was forced to witness this picture of a naked man in heat.

Since the bathing place is in his own room, Hisoka didn't even have a towel around him after taking a shower, and walked out of the bathroom after wiping hastily, sat on the bed and started talking on the phone.

Although someone has been found approaching, no matter who this person is, he is calm.After all, he is very excited now and really wants to do something, so it doesn't matter whether it is capable of fighting or venting fire, as long as it is not a rotten fruit.

Yiermi is certainly not a rotten fruit, but he does not intend to satisfy the opponent's desire to fight.

Under the darkness of night, the ghost-like killer, with his dark cat eyes open, nimbly dodged the playing cards that Hisoka attacked, and heard the other party ask in a groaning voice, "Well, what's the matter with you?" ?"

Yi Ermi jumped into the window, took out her mobile phone with a blank face, calmly tuned to a certain picture, and silently compared it.

Clowns and teenagers.

The contrast is very sharp. Looking at it personally, there is almost no similarity between the person in the photo and the person in front of him except for the same red hair. However, as a killer who often changes his appearance and has sharp eyes, Yi Ermi consciously can still tell the difference between the two. The relation of the author, "Siso."

Dead declarative sentences.

Hisoka smiled even more happily, "Did you come to find me?"

He twisted his waist, and this movement caused a certain organ to shake. The two people in the room were not affected at all, and the tone of Elmi's voice did not change at all. He said flatly, "Where is El?"

"Fight with me first, and I'll tell you~" the liar's transformation department said, his gray-blue eyes gradually turned into a gilt color, staring at the uninvited man under the night as if hunting. killer.Yi Ermi wanted to leave, but was stopped by the viscous chanting "flexible love".

This battle is far from hearty.

What Hisoka is looking forward to is a frontal confrontation, whether it is punching to the flesh, dancing with swords, or fighting wisely, it can bring him pleasure, but what Yiermi is good at is assassination.The short-haired black-haired killer is always trying to lurk in the shadows, avoiding all parts that can be avoided, and solving troubles with less effort. In other words, the fight is not enjoyable at all.

"...Are you a killer?"

The color of the eyes gradually returned to gray-blue, Hisoka pressed the rest unilaterally, touched his chin and said, "Beat the enemy Hakka?"

The Sky Arena and Kukulu Mountain are both in the Republic of Batoqia, coupled with age and strength, this kind of association is very easy for Hisoka.

Elmi didn't speak.

That in itself is an answer.

Staring at those unwavering black eyes, Hisoka's mood improved strangely, and he sat on the bed again, showing his figure frankly - which is indeed something to be proud of. "I don't know about El, I separated from him in the middle of the exam, you can find the Hunter Association sooner~"

Yi Ermi nodded and left the way he came.

In his thinking, the intersection with Hisoka was over. As for the fact that this person got a service call to beat the enemy's Hakka from nowhere and wanted to find him, he only found out after listening to the butler's report.

Of course, Wutong would not bother the young master with such a trivial matter. The reason why he reported this matter was because the other party had placed an order.

Yes, the harassing calls have suddenly turned into order calls, and the original attitude is about to change.

The other party added money, and appointed the eldest son of the Hakka who beat the enemy to complete it. After Ilmi learned from his father that he could get the full amount of the added money, he struggled for half a second and agreed, and found it around the target as expected. A figure with red hair.

"How do you know I'm the eldest son?"

"I'm just giving it a try~"

After such things happened several times, Yier fans refreshed their impression of Hisoka: perverted, fighting mad, rich (injustice) money (adult) man (head).It is hard to find people who are willing to pay a high price just to chat with him for a few words, and such customers still need to be cherished.

Yi Ermi gave Xi Suo his personal phone number, saying that he could take his business alone in the future, with a very sincere attitude, thinking in his heart that the money would not go through the family, and he could get it all by himself.

Generally speaking, getting acquainted with Hisoka is not a bad thing, but more of a grudge over the loss of Nian Beast.

The ramifications of El's disappearance are profound.

However, it directly caused the suffering of Il fans, especially after the mother became pregnant.

As we all know, Kiqiu has always wanted a daughter, even if there is no daughter to create conditions, she still needs to have one. Both the eldest son and the second son were her "dress-up" objects until El appeared.Although this Nian Beast is not his own child, its appearance is so perfect that it quickly replaced the important task of "fitting doll".

Then the other party disappeared.

It's hard to tell whether Mi Chi is saving himself or is really addicted to snacks. Anyway, he has become fat like an inflated ball in a short period of time, and the fat man obviously does not meet Ki Qiu's expectations for his daughter, so it is inevitable that she His eyes fell on the eldest son again.

Il fans silently cut their shoulder-length hair short, put on the same style of school uniform and carpet sweater as the middle school students——specially chose the style that has been complained about the most from the Internet, and worked diligently to complete the task, successfully I dispelled my mother's enthusiasm, but the magma will always erupt if the volcano accumulates too much.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Shiba stood in the splendid cloakroom, his face was reflected by the eight lamps above his head and mirrors in all directions, and he nodded sadly to his eldest son.

Pregnant women max.

Jiqiu firmly believes that having a "daughter" by her side is helpful for her to give birth to a daughter. What can be done?

Il fans: "..."

Turning down his mum who enthusiastically tried to come in and help him get dressed, the 11-year-old killer sighed in the mirror of the fitting room, after discovering that he was still proficient in wearing skirts and wigs after a year. Even more painful.

Although I hope that I don't look good in women's clothes, the fact is that I can't give up on the natural beauty. The thin figure, face and thin muscles make it easy for Yier fans to control the dresses and long dresses covered with layers of lace. With a long black wig, he suddenly felt that it would be nice to grow like his father.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaway uplife-to-too-!"

Mi Chi, who came to see secretly: "Pfft."

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The dark cat pupils flitted past the parents who could not resist for the time being, and landed on the only younger brother at present.

well.

Reading this sentence from the elder brother's eyes, Mi Ji flinched.

Yi Ermi said with an unchanged expression: "Mom, it's time for Mi Chi to lose weight."

Mi Ji was startled, made a mischievous face and said not to be outdone, "Mom, I have collected a lot of skirt styles (manufactured models), and they are all beautiful. Shall we invite the designer to come?" His subtext It is very obvious: come on, hurt each other!

The younger brother became bolder.

This is not good, you have to learn to respect your brother.

Thinking like this, Il fans decisively accepted the challenge, and increased the volume of ridiculous training in the following days.

Mi Ji cried and chirped.

His free time is dwindling. In addition to the school lessons taught by the tutors, he has to participate in various trainings, and has passed by death many times. At the same time, his brother is increasing the pressure. Such days are simply impossible. pass!After less than a month of persistence, he was ready to give in.

A 5-year-old has self-esteem too.

Mi Ji stared at the computer with his face in a daze, and when he was about to use another excuse to find his eldest brother, the chat group "Didi" rang.

As soon as he opened it, his sight was occupied by a picture.

The blue sea is rippling, and the blue mermaid is staring at the camera quietly. There is no expression on the perfect face full of fantasy, and those clear eyes seem to be looking at you through the screen, with an image from the ancient unknown. The mystery of the other side is unbelievably beautiful.

The group exploded.

A Zhai who has nothing to do: "@All Members, you are so beautiful ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Figurine maniac: "Where was it shot?"

Green Ambassador: "Software effect?"

Little Devil: "No, I've read it carefully, it's true that it's natural, environmentally friendly and pollution-free."

Figure maniac: "+1, I just want to know where you got this picture, professor? @Professor D"

A Zhai who has nothing to do: "I really want to see it! Let me touch it, and I will be willing to die!"

Tsundere makes people suffer: "Really willing?"

A Zhai who has nothing to do: "Of course it would be better if I can kiss, if I can sleep... [shy]"

Tsundere makes people suffer: "Think too much. @Professor D, can you post the photos on the forum?"

Professor D: "The source cannot be said. You can."

Hey, wait a minute.

The picture was quickly overthrown by everyone's excited speeches. I found it in the chat history and right-clicked to save it. I suddenly realized that this mermaid looks like El... ah.